₦airaland Forum

DontBullshitMe:
Seyi Tinubu is 36 for God's sake!

Wetin this man dey talk?

By the way ;

This 2023 Presidential race go sweet Shaa.

Tinubu 1.23 odds

Osinbanjo 2.45 odds

Atiku 1.95 odds

Saraki 8.25 odds

Wike 4.76 odds

Peter Obi 3.85 odds

Moghalu 47.5 odds

Sowore 34565684545875326788544864323.2 odds

Bet wisely.

Lol! You are not serious. I just quited gambling. Please don't let me remember some things.

seborrhic:
What's your fu cking concern with the joblessness of the wife.
You own house in Lekki and no one would hear word again.
Do u know why the wife is jobless & has the husband come to complain to u?Do u know if she has a health condition that will make working difficult for her or if she has been trying to secure a job without success?
F ucking landlord priving into the private lives of his tenant!
If the water consumption is the issue take it up with the husband.You have concluded it's the wife's joblessness that is the reason she is using the bath-up excessively.
At worst you give them quit notice and get a tenant that would use the bath-up once a week!!

You just spoke my mind. What an insult and disrespect to the wife. Is it compulsory the wife must work? Being a house wife is serious work and business. I'm even sure the lawyer tenant will gladly pay more if the landlord approaches him sensibly.

And the busybody landlord shouldn't go trying to lecture or poison the husband against the wife over her employment status.

By the way if the so called landlord is not jobless himself will he have the time to be monitoring the woman? This one no be landlord na landlady him be.

I'm so glad the tenant is a lawyer. Let the idle landlord bring on the rubish talk about the wife being jobless and let's see if the lawyer will not cut him to size. That's if the lawyer knows what he's doing.

Oh I thank God for my landlord. What a decent and matured man. He does not even have the time for rubish talk like this. He's too busy being productively engaged.

igben:
Scam G O, God did not speak to you why don't you speak to God to tell you...

Some people's brains are actually smaller than that of Crayfish.

talk2hb1:
You are a creative person niyen, you are having difficulties remembering your thought.
I guess that's creativity curse, what I would suggest is to just pick key ideas of your thoughts and note it down or do voice note to keep records of your ideas.

Aiit then. Many thanks.

Pele10:
Depper Life core member maintaing the standard.

There's no standard here sir. This is ignorant extremism. Dressing is not SCRIPTURAL but CULTURAL. In the days of Jesus and the apostles men wore gowns. Should we then say because we want to emulate Jesus christian men should wear gowns in this 21st century?

Christianity is not stupidity.

By the way I'm a practising Christian.

There are people who have less than a day to live yet they are living life like nothing is gonna happen because they've got no idea of what's about to happen.

But here you are (with a whole 4 years ahead of you to live life to it's fullest) crying because you have been privileged to know your day of appointment with death.

How we all are privileged to know so that we can further streamline our priorities.

Anyway, have faith in God. Doctor's report is not final.

talk2hb1:
I see sign of an highly intelligent pupil, teach him/her to draw.
His brain thinks faster than his writing, leading to poor legibility. Drawing helps to balance thought and writing

Please tell us more. I don learn something today. What do you do when ideas just keep pouring into your head on a particular subject to the extent you start talking to yourself? But the moment you pick up the biro to write, the flow will just stop or you feel your hand is not writing fast enough? It could be very frustrating and annoying.

The student is a Medical Doctor in the making. If you know you know

dollynnn:

Another man down!
When will high handedness and brutality of the security personnel end in Nigeria?
I thought there was a high degree of sanctity, sacredness placed on Human lives. Unfortunately,this seems not to be the true state of things in Nigeria.
Nigeria failed him and She has failed us all as a nation.
May his soul rest in perfect peace and may his killers never find peace .

Let's wait to hear from the DSS too. Maybe it was a case of mistaken identity or supremacy tussle. You know these solider boys always feel superior to other sister security agencies.

Maybe he thought he could easily bully the DSS operatives like they do to the police.

Proper investigation should be carried out to ascertain what actually transpired.

Anyway RIP to the dead.

Dear op I was really empathetic towards you until I got to second to the last paragraph where you began to mis-yan and started blaming God for your condition.

In the equation of life God is a constant. So you can't blame Him, He's bigger than you.

Can the motorbike blame its eventor for Not making it have 4 wheels instead of just 2?

By the way, do you know there are people out there who wish they were as intelligent and educated as you and wouldn't mind being stammerers?

Instead of you to FOCUS and leverage on your areas of strength to mitigate your weaknesses, your here indulging yourself in self pity and blaming God.

MKO Abiola of blessed memory was a CHRONIC stammerer yet he was a billionaire and a great man.

Prophet Moses in the bible was a helpless stammerer yet, he was chosen by God to liberate a whole nation from a bondage of 430 years in a foreign land. When Moses complained he was a stammerer, God appointed his Elder brother Aaron to be his spokesman.

My humble self was born a CHRONIC stammerer too (it runs in my father's family). I went through hell while growing up. I used to stamp my right leg on the floor repeatedly before I could speak a word. Time may not allow me go into the kind of sufferings I experienced due to my Condition then.

But today to the glory of God, unless I tell people I stammer they hardly know.

God really helped me through church activities like preaching the word, teaching at the House fellowship and Sunday school.

I'm married to a beauty queen and blessed with 3 beautiful children.

I observed my first child of 4 years has started stammering too but we are giving him all the support and going the extra to protect him from bullies. We know the God that helped me will also help him to outgrow it.

OP please just accept Jesus into your life and he will help you.

MiniComrade:
A man on a chair reaching to some books but he's too short

Abi oh

tydi:
Pastor wey no wise.
You brainwashed her to come with 1000 naira for your fake deliverance

Why you no come take the money go Bleep ashawo

He said he was overwhelmed by a spirit na lol.

Na God go help us men. Before you go into ministry, one of the hard decisions you'll have to take is to Control your sexual urge at all cost. That thing can destroy a man whether pastor, imam or whatewhatever.

longetivity:
Werey op is looking for someone that will advise him to start knacking his married ex

Don't mind him joor. He wants to eat his cake and have it. He's accusing his ex of making advances but he's the one urging her on oh. We know how it goes.

If any mad teacher tries this on any of my children, I'll not only club the teacher to near deat, I'll equally burn down the entire school. Then we'll meet ourselves in court.

MrBrownJay1:
important question OP should answer IS:"were you planning to ask for some sexual favor (after the meal)?!?!?

if YES then she was right in not coming, is it?!?!

Don't mind him. Make him chop the egusi sup alone

The power of kanyamata. If you know you know.

Happy New year people

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=108432740][/quote]She went into a hotel with her eldest bro (same father but different mothers) for over 3 hours and I asked what was happening? She said her bro has no electric power in his work place in Victoria Island so had to come and booked a hotel room at Ikeja and work from there. When I rejected that explanation, she said her bro came to help the hotel fix their faulting Computers. But the truth was they went there to bang. Later found out it common in the family. What a cursed family. I ran.

Kriss216:
Nigerians bashing Ghanaians is an honor to Ghana as a country.

Yes! The bashing has started already.

softeeg:
This is because when you go into any business, you have to put your own ideas in it and when you do, the difference will be clear and you can make more money than others. You can also drop the business when you think there isn’t much interest in it again. So, to succeed in any business, don’t follow the crowd, always bring your own initiatives. With that, you will be able to make profits.

Your head dey there. That was the most important part of the interview to those who can read In between the lines. If you know you know.

drezzyx:
My problem is I don't know why mosquito comes around one's ear and make some annoying noise before they proceed to bite.

My brother, the thing self tire me oh. I come even hear say the ones making the annoying noise don't actually bite and the wicked ones that bite don't actually make noise.

NinjaMetahuman:
If you are looking for posion.
This is what poison looks like..


I would rather drink sniper than oha soup.

Looks like something cannibals made up in a hurry.

Let's not turn this into a tribal war. I'm neither Yoruba nor Ibo but both Ewedu and oha very delicious like so many other Nigerian delicacies.

Even this Arab own, if I see I go chop am lick plate. No shaking

rottable:
Rice with Ewedu? That's like eating poison

I once felt exactly same way until I saw a friend eating rice with okra soup and decided to give it a try. Mehn it wasn't bad oh.

gbadexy:
To those frustrated and angry with God, why do you think there would be judgement, punishment and reward after death?
If God were to be interfering in everything then no one would be accountable for their actions.
He has given us ability to know right from wrong and warns against evil.
You should actually be very afraid for the creator that is patiently waiting for your return.

GBADEXY!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you and thank you very much.

I know you know this has been credited to your account up there in heaven.

I understand the frustration of those cursing or denying the existence of God. It doesn't necessarily mean they don't believe, their anger is born out of ignorance of how God works.

Truth is, it takes greater faith to deny the existence of God.

SmartyPants:
I don't think it is beautiful...It is orderly and well-structured but OAU has more of artistic beauty to its design to me.

You just said it all. I love CU but on this, I give it to OAU.

I cried too. Even your comment made me cried the more. Just love to see the Nigerian flag Fly for the right reasons. Just so sad we are not united as a country.

What a moment of brilliance and national pride that was.

#PatriotismIsMyDownfall.

castrokins:
Crying Reading This. Patriotism Is My Downfall. I Cry At Every Of Our Success As A Country. Few Days Ago, I Watched The U17 Team Class Of Oseni And Co On YouTube Win The Final Match Vs Spain On Penalties In 2007 And I Couldn't Help Crying

How do you charge Please?

Why

Hmmm