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SportsRe: Kano Pillars Is Ranked Above Lionel Messi's Inter Miami In World Rankings. by Flows001(m):
FuckTheMod:
And some ignorant mumu will comparing the ewúrẹ with the REAL G.O.A.T cool cool cool cool


CR7 for LIFE grin
What has the ranking got to do with the greatness of Messi?

On the contrary, this ranking even gives more bragging rights to Messi fans, because Messi went to the worst team in MLS, and gave them their first ever trophy within a month.

Besides, Inter Miami is barely FIVE YEARS old, so it's not surprising that they still seat at that position, give them a few seasons with this their form...

This is the real meaning of CHALLENGE!

Not all the soft landing that Penaldo did all over Europe, jumping from one good team to another and shamelessly calling it challenge.
Christianity EtcRe: 21 Churches Destroyed, Burnt In Pakistan Over Blasphemy Under 2 Days by Flows001(m): 8:01am On Aug 23, 2023
Moneyyman:
Notice the silence from the Muslim community.

We'll all be fine.
I swear.

I blame European Christian countries for accommodating these demonic bastards.

These Muslims are all fanatics, the only place you get to see them act peaceful is where they are the minority, but as soon as they start growing in population there, their blood sucking traits will start manifesting.

Islam is a demonic religion from Hell.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: JOB : What Side Hustle Can One Do On Weekends in Abuja? by Flows001(m): 7:36am On Aug 23, 2023
Chno:
drop your whatsapp number so you can always get the odds before time of kickoff
Alright.

09063526488.

Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: JOB : What Side Hustle Can One Do On Weekends in Abuja? by Flows001(m): 4:12pm On Aug 21, 2023
Mogajunior:
cool

Major Leagues are back. Accumulate 10 odds, Saturday and Sunday. Stake 100k and get One million return. No stress.
Link me on how I go take get sure odds abeg..
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Guber: Confusion As APC Witness Testifies In Favour Of PDP by Flows001(m): 9:15pm On Aug 20, 2023
garfield1:
If the gap was wide,it would be unriggable like zamfara.even Dave is claiming he won by 4000 votes.wjere is the wide margin
I spit on your shamelessness, may whatever you deserve in life be stolen and forcefully taken from you the same way A.A Sule and his cohorts stole Ombugadu's mandate..

It's only a matter of time and the mandate of the beautiful people of Nasarawa State will be handed to the rightful owner, even A.A Sule knows this.
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Guber: Confusion As APC Witness Testifies In Favour Of PDP by Flows001(m): 6:08pm On Aug 20, 2023
garfield1:
Something strong is disturbing you.is your head scratching you or what? When pdp witnesses in same nasarawa testified against them,where were you? If not for ban,I'll tell you plenty things
Don't be shameless please, I'm from Nasarawa State, and even an idiot knows that PDP won, the gap was wide until a "miraculous twist" happened late in the night, and Sule was hurriedly declared winner in the morning.

It's just a matter of time before the mandate is returned to the rightful owner, even A.A Sule knows that.
RomanceRe: What Do I Now That My Female Friend Says This? by Flows001(m): 10:32am On Aug 18, 2023
SMOGnow:
There's this girl I've been hitting for a while and we've been having a great chemistry so far. She just called me to inform me that she would be offline for a while. I asked what happened and she said she lost her phone.
I'm thinking of supporting her to get another phone, but I'm having a second thought. Guys, please what do you suggest?
Bro no try am.

I have a lady that I've basically smashed a couple of times, though we've never dated. The last time she came to my house, she spoilt her phone on her way back home, despite the fact that it was because of her coming to my house that she spoilt her phone, naso I just tell her "sorry" when she informed me about it...
Fast forward, she stopped coming online for a long time until recently, the babe has gotten another phone and we have continued our online chat from where we stopped.

Guess what?

She's coming to my place tomorrow for another ruthless smashing session😎😎..

I have many other experiences with other bannies, and it all ended with them coming back to me..

Naija girls are so cunny, if you understand your way around them, you'll always have your way and avoid their manipulation.

You owe that babe nothing, use the money to something more useful, else she go use that same phone to book smashing appointment with another gee wey no contribute shishi...
RomanceRe: I Want To End It With Her, But... by Flows001(m): 10:09am On Aug 18, 2023
dontrulee:
You just used and dumped her.

You must marry her and take care of her kid. grin grin
I swear, Op wan japa from responsibilities grin grin cheesy
SportsRe: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Flows001(m): 6:43pm On Aug 14, 2023
obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo influence is insane, I remember when they laughed at Ronaldo, now they’re all joining him
Penaldians and self deceit.
Why didn't they all join Al Nassr, if they truly went because of Penaldo?

Thank God the GOAT rejected the carmel league and went to chill in Miami, else these toothless barking Penaldians will be saying nonsense online..

SportsRe: Lionel Messi! Inter Miami Superstar Scores For Fourth Straight Game by Flows001(m): 11:02am On Aug 07, 2023
DOM7:
That's why is a children league. Look at the caliber of players that are jumping plane to go to Saudi league. MLS league without relegation?
The great Pele played in the MLS, the number of legends that have played in the MLS is way beyond the rejected ones rushing to Saudi for pay.
RomanceRe: Should I Be Bothered About This Statement By my Girlfriend by Flows001(m): 11:09pm On Jul 29, 2023
Shapeaso:
Igbo virgin?shocked. Oboy them send you? No be me and igbo girlsundecided
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Should I Be Bothered About This Statement By my Girlfriend by Flows001(m): 5:32pm On Jul 28, 2023
Shapeaso:
Ok oo.. Lemme start praying for my own virgin bae.
OK oo

I get one fine Igbo virgin female friend that is single, she's based in Lagos sha ..

Even in your area they go even still dey sef, not all ladies are loose..
Music/RadioRe: Northern Muslims Tear Infinix Billboard With Davido's Face by Flows001(m): 5:25pm On Jul 28, 2023
IconicR:
Davido should publicly apologize. Stop triggering people and stepping out of boundaries and trying to control how they react, they were on their own and you stupidly and intentionally triggered them. Bitter truth.
Apologise for what exactly?

Was it Davido that recorded the song?

Did you see Davido among the dancers?

The singer of the song and the dancers in the video were obviously Muslims too, why can't Muslims face them instead?

Davido merely did what everyone knows him to always do, and that is to help promote songs of his new signees via his socials, which he innocently did!!.

It's amazing that even so called educated Muslims are fueling this nonsense hate against him..

E no go Apologise anything, he owes nobody any STUPID APOLOGY!!

Muslims should do their worst.

Let them ask Elrufai, Asake, Portable, e.t.c to first Apologise to Christians..

Anybody wey the thing still dey pain make he go court.

Music/RadioRe: Northern Muslims Tear Infinix Billboard With Davido's Face by Flows001(m): 5:17pm On Jul 28, 2023
madridguy:
This is not needed again. I wish we can use same energy towards people stealing our common wealth.

Islam means PEACE.
You meant "PISS", right?

Because the English word "PEACE" has no dwelling in the mind of Muslims.

Tell your brothers to leave Davido and face the real owner of the song, who is their fellow Muslim brother..

RomanceRe: Should I Be Bothered About This Statement By my Girlfriend by Flows001(m): 4:49pm On Jul 28, 2023
Shapeaso:
Virgin dey naija?undecided
Yes.

My 22 years old babe is one of them.

I personally confirm am, there are still decent ladies out there really..
Music/RadioRe: Jaye Lo: You Owe No Apology To Muslims, Soyinka Defends Davido by Flows001(m): 7:06am On Jul 27, 2023
IconicR:
Atheist Soyinka should keep quiet, if anything happens now he'll not be affected and besides Davido stepped out of his boundaries. You know quite well that Muslims don't joke with their religion yet you dare them expecting no reaction because you are Davido smh. Northeners don't even rate all these musicians, don't look for trouble and cry fowl over how they react
Was it Davido that sang the song?

Did you see him in the video?

A fellow Muslim made the song and video, go for him instead!!

Make I gbesoke jareee

Music/RadioRe: Davido Unfollows Aide, Israel DMW Over Apology On 'jaye Lo' Video by Flows001(m): 6:45am On Jul 27, 2023
TheNiceGuy:
Spoilt brat... angry

Shut the crap, if you are not Ipob disguising then you're just Muslim by name.

Learn your religion, this has NOTHING to do with backwardness or whatever you call it. If only you know this statement alone is kufr. You're afraid of being called names?

I'm Yoruba and a Muslim, anything that could cause religious war, I wouldn't do it and will always go against it.

You'll never see me denigrate any religion and wouldn't applaud who does to mine even when I do not react or act with violence.
But the kurf here is your fellow Muslim brother Olori who owns the song and video, not Davido.
Kindly tell your fellow mallams in the North to leave Davido and face Olori who owns the song and the video.

Anyway, make I first gbesoke grin cheesy

Music/RadioRe: Luciferous Artwork: Muslim Group Reports 'one Davido Adeleke' To IGP Egbetokun by Flows001(m): 6:39am On Jul 27, 2023
Na better craze dey worry dem..
Where dem see Davido for the video, abi dem hear him voice for the song?

RomanceRe: What My Girlfriend Said To Me After Break Up by Flows001(m): 9:29pm On Jul 14, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Bannies!!!!!!!!!!!! They are indeed necessary evils in the lives of men... They are the same, everywhere, regardless of tribe and race ......But we just have to love and live with them just the way they are......

Las las, blessed is he(a man) who has found for himself,an understanding banny..For let him know that more than half of his relationship/marital problems have been solved automatically..
I can relate..
My banny was sent to me directly from heaven!!
E be like na only she remain for the whole Naija oo smiley smiley
CrimeRe: Decomposing Body Of Abuja Man Found In His Apartment With A Note From The Killer by Flows001(m): 7:52am On Jul 11, 2023
In Genesis 9:6, the Bible says:

"Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his own blood be shed, for God made man in his own image"..

If the deceased did kill as claimed by the killer, then I rest my case. But if he was innocent and the killer merely wrote this note to distract attention and shift it to some other non-existent person, then may the blood if the deceased avenge his death.
RomanceRe: Sex Is Overrated - Writing From Experience. (Pictures) by Flows001(m): 3:44pm On Jul 07, 2023
oneman2k7:
When u released you will realised immediately that the money the olosho call for u is too much. Sex is overrated.
Exactly the reason why I no fit count ordinary 10k give any hookup babe..
Even 1k sef go pain me, not because of the money o, but for the fact that sex itself is overrated, it's not worth all the endless chase and expenses..

Learn self control guys, if we have many men with self control, these stupid girls no go dey misbehave anyhow..
PoliticsRe: Obi Is Not A Member Of Labour Party: Tinubu, Shettima Tender Membership Register by Flows001(m): 6:16pm On Jul 05, 2023
Burob:
His name no dey the register of members, which party are you talking about?

Which one comes first, the law, or the action?

I.e. your name no dey articles of association, you claim say you be director of company?
You be authentic ode!!

The said register tendered was dated April, 2022.
Obi joined LP in May 2022, and just like the Court of Appeal decided in favour of Obi, in a matter by a LP faction against Obi, this very well will be discarded by the court.
Besides, it's an Intra-party affair and the APC are just busy bodies, the court won't hesitate to fling the nonsense away..
Foreign AffairsRe: Sweden Police Grant Permit For Koran Burning Protest Outside Mosque by Flows001(m): 2:36pm On Jun 28, 2023
Sokoto Mozlems fit begin kill innocent Christians for this story in far away Sweden oo!

We saw it happen when someone drew a cartoon of Muhammed in France few years ago..

Abeg oo
RomanceRe: For Over 1year We Have Been Dating Have Not Even Seen Her Pant.(help) by Flows001(m): 9:55am On Jun 24, 2023
Freshtruth:
This is my biggest fear my 14k no go lost like that man I must do everything to knack this gal this weekend I can't just loss at all
As a Lawyer, this is my free advice to you:

Do "everything" you can, but NEVER rape her!.

Putting drug in her drink so you can have your way amounts to RAPE.
Don't do what you will end up regretting in jail oo, because on how you enter jail upon conviction, one nigga wey no even spend one dime on her fit only use scopes take shift her womb...

Women are women, there is definitely a weak spot that you haven't explored yet, look for it, do it and watch her beg you to knack her..
RomanceRe: This New Babe I Met Recently Is Always Talking About My Salary!! by Flows001(m): 7:28am On Jun 24, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Mango wen too sweet dey Purge Belle.😒

U Better be kiaful. 😏
I will..

Oluwa is highly involved
PoliticsRe: The Tinubu That Attended Chicago State University Is Female” - Atiku To Tribunal by Flows001(m): 4:04pm On Jun 23, 2023
goldman777:
every Yoruba person knows females don't bear kunle in Yoruba land except she is from Cameroon in atiku,s town
What about "Bola", Yoruba females don't bear Bola abii?? grin grin
RomanceRe: This New Babe I Met Recently Is Always Talking About My Salary!! by Flows001(m): 11:06am On Jun 22, 2023
Stories like this make me cherish my gf the more...
She no even dey act like say i dey work collect salary. Despite being a student, she has never asked me for money, I send her money without her asking and she appreciates even the tiniest thing I gift her, she is a fashion designer and a student at the same time, she also buys me gifts according to her strength..
She made me smile two days ago by sending me 500 naira airtime, even begging me to manage it cheesy
That singular act made my day and God knows there will be no limit to what I will do for her in this life, when I finally blow wella...

In addition to the above, she is still a virgin and both intellectually and spiritually sound, to crown it all, na black beauty, I actually prefer her natural looks so she doesn't even wear makeupskiss

The relationship is well known by our both families, I visit her home and her parents know me...
Please put us in your prayers, our marriage will happen soon by the grace of God..
RomanceRe: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Flows001(op): 10:46am On Jun 22, 2023
Munamu:
Why does the man want your sister's support ,when he has not been truthful to her?
Okay I get now.

He knew what he was doing from the beginning and had it all planned out.
He knew she wouldn't have agreed if he had come out clean from the beginning, reason why he ensured she already gave birth for him (which I even told her was her own mistake).
RomanceRe: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Flows001(op): 10:14pm On Jun 21, 2023
isabi2lof:
I don't believe your sister was tricked , some of them knew the kind of men they're getting married to , they just want to get married by all means to avoid being single at 30+ ,this will keep on happening as long as the society has placed an age limit to marriage .

I do ask if I'm in a relationship whether the person has been married before or has a baby mama , we've a lot of baby mamas outside, and there's a possibility, that the person you're dating is either a baby mama or baby daddy .

The guy would've open up to your sister , I've seen this happening to someone not quite long, at the end we found out that she was the one that intentionally got pregnant for the guy cos the guy has already opened up to her before that he has two kids from his baby mama , this is someone that is less than 24yrs ,all of them just want to rush and get married before 30+.
Inasmuch as I agree with you, my sister's case isn't actually the same..
She wasn't actually talking about marriage with him until the pregnancy happened, he himself begged her to keep the child, that he was going to marry her. He immediately started backing his marriage proposal to her with positive steps. Together they've visited most of my auties and uncles, and she's been communicating with some of his relations and already planned on going to his village in Akwa Ibom shortly before the payment of bride price, the traditional marriage itself was supposed to happen last year while she was still pregnant, but she told him to allow her give birth and nurse the child for some months first (he was visiting her in Enugu from Abuja during weekends, to show you how serious he was).
She only got to know about this whole twist earlier this week, and it was even due to her personal attempts in trying to study him.

Thanks for your contribution
RomanceRe: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Flows001(op): 10:02pm On Jun 21, 2023
Onbami:
Option 2
Okay.
Thank you for your contribution
RomanceRe: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Flows001(op): 10:01pm On Jun 21, 2023
Mcslize:
Flows001 there is no issue here. Your sister should take the children as hers. With that, there will be no issue.

You see a man that is supporting you. You said you want to be a single mother because the man already has children. That will be the most foolish thing your sister will ever do and she will regret it. Because she will be regarded as a single mother even if she decides to be with another man today, won't she take along her child? So what's the sense in it?

She better go on with the marriage and save herself the stigma of being a single mother. I see no sense in all of that if she follows the first option. Na she lose.
Alright, thank you very much..
RomanceRe: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Flows001(op): 9:57pm On Jun 21, 2023
Munamu:
He that comes to equity, must come with clean hands
I dont think this equity maxim applies here..

Thanks for your contribution

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