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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Takes His Campaign To Ladipo Market In Lagos State (Pics) by Flows001(m): 8:07pm On Feb 13, 2023
RichDad1:
Regional/Ethnic candidate at it again.
El rufai was right 😃😃😃 bad action with nzogbu nzogbu mentality.

Btw, can he openly campaign like this in his beloved Igbo land on a Monday ? Hypocrites
I advice you allow the tears to flow freely

PoliticsRe: More Pictures From Peter Obi's Campaign At Ladipo Market by Flows001(m): 8:02pm On Feb 13, 2023
Urchins right now

SportsRe: Man Utd Prepare Training Ground Overhaul After Ronaldo Complaints by Flows001(m): 12:10pm On Feb 12, 2023
obembet:
Thank You the greatest footballer of all time cristiano , United will come back to his best.
But United are having their best moments since the fraud left with his badluck..
Dude nearly sent them to relegation grin grin cheesy

SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Flows001(m): 9:50pm On Feb 11, 2023
steeltrust:
are you don ranting
Tell am to do all that in the farmers league
😅😂🤣😂😅

Goals does t matter but em use am win Balondor years back

Keep crying
Cr7 is the undisputed GOAT
Undisputed goat only in the delusional minds of penaldians...
See who is calling Ligue 1 farmer's league cheesy
Your fav scored against part time construction workers in a league ranked 66, and he even had the nerve to shamelessly celebrate the goals like it was in a WC final, even Messi didn't celebrate his WC final goals like that🤣🤣😅..
We no longer argue with Penaldians, our fav's stats do the talking for us..
Even Spanish second division and Brazilian series D league is rated above the Carmel's league grin grin
Enjoy the highlights in the Carmel's league, but be reminded that 10 goals in the Carmel's league is equivalent to one throw in in the top 5 leagues 😅😆😆

SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Flows001(m): 2:48am On Feb 11, 2023
steeltrust:
this one don come again

Goal no mean anything but em use am win ballond’or 😅😂🤣


Bros abeg I no get strength to argue with pained people like ona

Don’t worry since na fifa pikin dem go dash am another ballondor so ona go see argument argue join the 1 World Cup when ona first say e no mean and na the same ona take de shout

Hall of fame is the picture below
Use am hold body
You definitely have nothing to say, your fav only scores goals and cant do any other thing asides that cheesy grin.
Asides goals, mention one exciting thing about Pendu grin, even you sef no fit help the disappointment..
Na the person wey una get mind dey compare with Messi the god of FOOTBALL!
All of una don ment I swear 🤣🤣..
Even for the goals, Messi holds more goalscoring records than Penaldo..
Person wey play more UCL matches than Messi, check the UCL goal difference and fear for Pendu's goalscoring record in UCL because Messi go rewrite am soon. grin
Go Google and see enough Guinnes records wey Messi hold that Pendu can only dream and wish of!!
Messi competes with goalscorers and still bosses world class midfielders in their own craft!
Tell me a more complete football player!!

One common thing about both Nigerian and foreign based Penaldians is that whatever does not favour pendu is either rigged, stolen or not relevant 🤣🤣😅😅.
I advice you to save some tears because we go soon collect the EIGHT UNPRECEDENTED BALLON DOR!!!

FamilyRe: Married Ex by Flows001(m): 10:55pm On Feb 10, 2023
yomi007k:
Okafor's Law in summary is "once debe , always debe".

Once you don nack babe before, you can always nack am again even after sometime.
Omoh, shey na the same with this one wey say:
"A pussy once bleeped can not be un-bleeped, but rather can only be re-bleeped" ? grin grin
SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Flows001(m): 10:49pm On Feb 10, 2023
steeltrust:
always drifting to worthless argument

Go and check when cr7 was 35 and see that no player come close even messi

With all his assist and dribble what did he do for psg

Argentina won the World Cup
We all know how it went make we live that one for another day

Make I list records cr7 get wen messi no fit come close

Make I live you to google that one 😂

Since cr7 started in the Portuguese national team
They have never missed a tournament
Either European or World Cup unlike before

Do you think that happens by mistake


See eh I no wan argue with all this petty Messi fans
No argument or what so ever other than Messi winning the World Cup 😂😅😂🤣

Cr7 has left Europe to a camels league but has more goals than Messi in a big European team in a farmers league
Let me remind you that Penaldo has played more than 140 more matches than Messi, go and check the goal difference between the both of them and tell me who has the better goal scoring ratio. Give Messi the exact number of matches that Penaldo has played and Penaldo no go even see Messi back for goals...
All you Penaldians always talk about is goals goals goals and goals!
Is football all about goals?
Despite all your emphasis on goals, who has more Golden Shoes between Messi and Penaldo?
You even get mind dey talk of Penaldo's achievement, if dey put Messi and Penaldo's achievements side by side, na cry Pendu go begin cry, Messi no be him mate for FOOTBALL, both individually and in teams trophies!
When last did Penaldo complete a successful dribble against at least two players?
When last did he create chances?
All he does is to position in the box and wait for others to hustle for him to tapin, when they are unable to hustle for him, then he becomes stranded because he doesn't have more than taping to give on the pitch..
For goals scoring ratio, Messi pass am!
For all time assist, Messi pass am!
For Ballon dor, Messi pass am!
For Golden Shoes, Messi pass am!
For trophies, Messi pass am!
For playmaking, Messi pass am!
For dribbles and visionary passes, Messi pass am!
For solo runs and mouth watery ball controls, Messi pass am!
International level:
individual awards, Messi pass am!
Trophies and medals, Messi pass am!

E sure me die say all penaldians dey patronise the same weed seller, and na expired weed the nigga dey supply all of una!! grin

SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Flows001(m): 4:56pm On Feb 10, 2023
steeltrust:
see as ona de shoot ona self for leg

😅😂😅😂

Messi fans are the most petty people I’ve ever seen on the internet

You scored 5pk out of 6 and you wan to compare it to some one who score 5 goals and three where pk or who scored 4 goals and 1 is pk 😅😂😅

Ona no get anything to brag except Messi win worldcup 😂

That to say Mbappe is better than Messi cause he won the World Cup first 🤣🤣

At a very young age which took Messi till the age of 35 to win 😂😂

Make ona rest

Cr7 is in camels league scored five goals in 6 matches just the this season alone beating messing who is in more established team in Europe top best league

Messi can’t be in top 10 goal scorers in farmers league for two seasons going now

Bunch of jokers
Messi played 5 penalties and scored 4.. He scored 4 Penalties and 3 fantastic open play goals (including the world cup final that Penaldo will never SMELL).
Even Mbape will arrest you if you compare him to Messi, at his age, Messi already had two Ballon dors.
One thing you Penaldians fail to realise is that Messi isn't all about scoring only GOALS!
He bosses not just goalscoring but playmaking and other aspect of the game, when last did Penaldo complete a dribble of atleast two players?
All he does is to wait in the 18 yard box for crosses from his teammates, reason why he attempted to steal Bruno's goal in the WC grin..
Messi goes deep and creates the goal scoring chances for his teammates, he is too good that he most times does the scoring himself. I vividly remember a game where he gave Suarez a beautiful pass that puy Suarez on a one on one position with the keeper but Suarez still missed it, minutes later, Messi took the ball from the center by himself and dribbled everyone he met on his way up until he scored a brilliant goal, all by himself! Can Penaldo ever do that?.
Watch how Messi led those young Argentine ballers to glory, you only point out the penalties but fail to point out his brilliant runs, dribbles, passes and playmaking.
Keep hating forever, it changes NOTHING!.
Tell yourself tge truth, do you enjoy watching Penaldo's play?
He plays rubbish, you Penaldians can endure watching his rubbish until he taps in a goal and yall start screaming anyhow..
Messi has won countless MOTM awards without scoring or assisting in the match, thats what a GOAT does!
Penaldo without goals is just an upgraded version of Benteke, with a touch of Lukaku grin
Rid your mind off hatred and enjoy good football, Messi will soon retire so I advice you to just enjoy him before he retires.
Messi competes with both strikers and midfielders!
That's a GOAT doings!
FYi, there is definitely no more argument about who is rhe GOAT.

Football experts have all end the debate, only PENALDIANS are still living in deceit that Penaldo is a GOAT because even Penaldo himself knows that he can't confidently grant any interview and call himself the GOAT anymore, the camera man go just off camera if he dares to say that 😅😅🤣

FamilyRe: Married Ex by Flows001(m): 4:25pm On Feb 10, 2023
yomi007k:
IGNORE his SOUL....up to the 7th heavens.



Or you self wan practice Okafor's Law? tongue
Which one be Okafor's law again?
Nairaland sha!! grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Security Agencies Said I Shouldn't Go To Borno South (video) by Flows001(m): 4:23pm On Feb 10, 2023
peepydelano:
Nonsense you think you can deceive all Nigerians abi? Very big thief, the way I hate this man with passion ehnnnn? I will eat his meat raw without cooking angry angry angry
He is not the cause of your poverty inflicted life please...
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Accused Of Using Peter Obi And Peter Okoye To Promote His Career (Pix) by Flows001(m): 4:19pm On Feb 10, 2023
Coolsperm:
That is bythe way, But we Yoruba Christian's will never vote for Muslim Muslim ticket, we are not fools, even Muric told Yoruba Muslims not to vote Yoruba Christian's and they all agreed
This dude, you and this your comment shaa, i don see am reach 2million times for Nairaland 🤣🤣😅🤣
SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Flows001(m): 4:11pm On Feb 10, 2023
steeltrust:
who world cup help
Since Messi joined PSG they have lost the league cup twice in a roll and you no go talk that one. Imagin say na cr7 ny e happen to 😅😂

World Cup em win with five pk in six games
Camels league and em de don de break record
Tell Messi to do Watin em do for Barca for farmers league 😅😂😅

You can cry all you want cr7 is the real GOAT
It's surprising that you Pendu fans are actually criticising penalties now.
Which footballer has scored more penalties than Penaldo?
There was a penalty in this four goals penaldo scored, but you overlooked it and celebrated it because it wasn't Messi abi?
I'm sure y'all celebrated Penaldo's winning of the highest goal scorer in Euros 2020, right?
But a soft reminder that 3 of his 5 goals in Euros 2020 were penalties!
Also be reminded that Penaldo's ONLY goal in Qatar 2022 was a dubious penalty against Ghana 🤣😅..
Messi scored four penalties and three open goals in the WC, but you penaldians have been crying like all his goals were penalties 🤣🤣

SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Flows001(m): 4:04pm On Feb 10, 2023
Hambivert:
I don't engage in nonsense arguments because there never was a debate.

The only GOAT would always have his grass edible and green to eat no matter the situation or circumstance, because ORORO (oil) dey im head.
All this ontop Carmel's league??🤣🤣
Celebrating goals against per time Imams and Alfas? 🤣🤣😅

PoliticsRe: Pictures And Video From Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Abuja by Flows001(m): 6:45pm On Feb 09, 2023
TheNiceGuy:
It's clear Obi is Church Canditate.

Peter Obi said; Church, take back your Country

PoliticsRe: I Am Heartbroken: Tinubu Mourns Victims Of Turkey-syria Earthquake by Flows001(m): 3:34pm On Feb 09, 2023
jumper524:
Peter Obi would follow soon.
Tinubu leads they follow.
Shameless hypocritical druglord.
He wasn't heartbroken when Fulani herdsmen were/are running riot in his own backward, all because he didn't want to offend his masters!

PoliticsRe: Patrick Okowa Requests To Borrow Another ₦‎20 Billion (See Request Letter) by Flows001(m): 6:29am On Feb 09, 2023
asobo1:
The Obi who invested money same way Okowa is trying to do right?
But he left office with no debt, and even left something for his successor to begin life with...

PoliticsRe: More Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Kogi State by Flows001(m): 6:18am On Feb 09, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Asiwaju Tinubu lokan se!

Why Asiwaju Tinubu?

To those yet to decide and want to rise above talk talk , let me explain to you why Asiwaju Tinubu is the best based on his performance and posterity.


Just to be clear, Asiwaju was my Senator in 1992 but I will only cite few of his stewardship I can recall now. So those I listed below is not exhaustive

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see were created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma.
check my signature for free stuffs!
See the attached, a rare image of you in your old hut somewhere in Ogbomosho.
No wonder you had enough time to type this trash! undecided

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Takes His Campaign To Maraba Market In Abuja (Photos) by Flows001(m): 7:00pm On Feb 08, 2023
yarimo:
Rally is rally grin grin grin
Tell your Agbado druglord to visit any of such places openly and let's see if he won't be welcomed with stones..
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Takes His Campaign To Maraba Market In Abuja (Photos) by Flows001(m): 6:57pm On Feb 08, 2023
yarimo:
Lightweight presidential candidate like obi goes to market place for campaigns. Stadium is no go area for him grin grin grin
Cow.
Does this look like an official rally to you?
PO is properly storming Abuja for his rally tomorrow..
RomanceRe: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by Flows001(m): 6:54pm On Feb 08, 2023
The worst place to seek for an advice is on NAIRALAND.
With the numerous diverse conflicting opinions from folks you have no clue whether they are insane or intoxicated while typing, you'll be left more confused than before at the end of the day.😎
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Lands In Kwara State For His Presidential Campaign Rally (Pics) by Flows001(m): 3:57pm On Feb 06, 2023
TheNiceGuy:
All I'm seeing are Ezenwa at Oja Oba, chinedu at Idi Ape, Chiwendu at Adeta, Chigizie at Oko olowo angry

This corroborate with the fact that Obi is an Ipob Terrorist sponsored Canditate

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 1:57pm On Feb 05, 2023
Almaigaa:
You already feel threatened by me. I only mentioned little about me and you want to cry. What if I reveal more? You go just faint grin grin grin

Mr charge and bail Lawyer, you are suffering from inferiority complex. But since you are the first Lawyer in your hometown, you now see yourself as a mini god.

Lawyers from my village pass 80.
Only an idiot takes a clown 🤡 like you serious..
Your IQ is way below average, and I can't continue wasting precious seconds of my time replying a sheep

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 8:22am On Feb 05, 2023
Almaigaa:
Empty barrel makes the loudest noice. I am from Kaduna, the most successful Northerners. But we no dey make mouth. We don't chest beat. It seems you are the first and only Lawyer in your Village. Two of my younger ones are Lawyers too and they are doing great in their field.

I am also a professional doing extremely well in South South. Naturally, Nasarawa People don't chest beat. I advise your father to run a DNA test to ascertain your true identity. Maybe one Emeka is your true father. Only a DNA test can proof this. I am certain, you are not from Nasarawa. grin grin
There's no point dragging this, what are the names of your so called younger ones that are Lawyers?
Tell me their names and where they are practicing, as well as your own identity..
Dan kwaya!!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 8:27am On Feb 04, 2023
Almaigaa:
You see what I am saying. I never talk finish, you don dey expose yourself. Yeye Boy, Charge and bail lawyer like you. Who boast of being a lawyer in this Country?

This means, if I will also chest beat like you, you go just faint. Yeye Lawyer.
You can't smell where I don reach for life, if not for Nairaland, if we jam physically you no go fit even get mind to look me in the eye...
You think say I no know say na bricklayer you be for Zaria? 🤣

Dan iska kawai!!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 8:23am On Feb 04, 2023
Almaigaa:
Who even know Nasarawa for North sef? Na Kaduna Guy I be. Nasarawa no follow for anything.
Every sane Northerner and Nigerian knows Nasarawa in the North.
Only an intoxicated bandit like you thinks otherwise, I'm sure you and your cohorts have commenced another plan to further unleash mayhem on the innocent inhabitants of Kaduna, you go die like chicken this time around.
Bloody bandit!!
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored against 170 DIFFERENT teams in his career. by Flows001(m): 8:19am On Feb 04, 2023
obembet:
Yes oo

my idol! my goat!! my ronaldo 🤭!!! he day always turn up in big games. Ronaldo has made Arab league to be known untill all football now publish their scores.

Nlfpmod
Chai!
Penaldians now celebrating penalties 🤣🤣🤣😅.

Messi is eternally the GOAT, keep enjoying the highlights from the Carmel's league 🐫

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Campaign Rally In Ebonyi (Pictures, Video) by Flows001(m): 8:52pm On Feb 03, 2023
Urchins right now

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 8:46pm On Feb 03, 2023
Almaigaa:
Chai, na true Nasarawa person I dey follow talk so. I am ashamed of myself. See person wey his Brother dey do House Boy for my house for Benin, na you dey claim Odunga online.

Come to Benin and see how your Egon Brothers don turn themselves to House Helps. Nasarawa Boys don successfully collect House Boy Jobs from Calabar men. Shame suppose dey catch you for wherever you dey so.

How sure am I that, you are not even doing house Boy for Nasarawa State as we speak? 😂😂😂
I wasn't mistaken when I referred to you as a clown 🤡.
For your information, I'm a Lawyer; called to the Nigerian Bar years ago, with practice experience in Nasarawa and precently in Mabushi, Abuja (the heart of Abuja).
Idiot.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 3:19pm On Feb 03, 2023
Almaigaa:
See as you dey Chest beat online. You suddenly get power since this is a faceless forum.

This just proof that you are Igbo, cause Egon People don't Chest beat. They are cool headed People. I no go threaten you. But.......
You're an absolute clown 🤡..
"Ame wo ba Eggon",
Only an Eggon person will understand the above..
Just reveal your identity and paste location, I go ensure say I forcefully inject some morals into you..
Idiot.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara State (Video) by Flows001(m): 2:01pm On Feb 03, 2023
Almaigaa:
Chibuzor, focus on your fake drinks selling business and leave me alone.
Na only mouth you get grin
For say you get mind you for drop your location and identity, so that you go see physically for yourself say I be real son of the soil for Nasarawa, after which I go of course deal with you and inculcate some morals into you..
Wawa!!
CrimeRe: Kachalla Baleri Displays Wads Of New Naira Notes (Video) by Flows001(m): 10:51am On Feb 03, 2023
This one no concern me..
I'm going to have a splendid weekend!!

A female student bestie of mine has been begging me to come spend the weekend at her place in school, the babe openly told me that we go bang all weekend because she is done with her exams and will soon be going home. It's actually FREE puzzzzzy!!

Funny enough this babe has two serious boyfriends wey dey send her money and take care of her, while I only go to do the job in tha Oza Room grin
She forwarded a romantic message from her serious area boyfriend, the dude told her how he has missed her and can't wait for her to return home (her parents house) from school, unknown to the dude that his serious babe's puzzzzy will be mercilessly banged for FREE this weekend before she leaves school 😆😆😅
I've been sharpening my BBC since morning, I go pour all this week's new Naira notes and fuel scarcity frustration on her puzzzzzzzy! 🤣
I go bang nonsense comot for her body walahi!!

Reminds me of the last weekend I spent at her place, babe was busy having a romantic phone conversation with her boyfriend while I was busy removing her clothes, I guess you should know what happened after her call 😄

Moral: FEAR WOMEN!! 😁😁

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