₦airaland Forum

JackDaAlienz:
Can u imagine, i meet this babe last year
I told her how serious I am with her and that I want to take care of her, she is 22 and still staying with her parents.
Her bestie hates me, and keeps telling the girl not to agree to date me.
And the stupid girl listened to her bestie.
She stopped picking my calls, if I call her more than 2 times, she will off her phone.
Now I have decided to count my losses and move on.
It's painful how girls listen to their bestie instead of to use their brain and think for themselves.

Guys if you see a girl that listen more to her bestie, don't even bother dating her.
You will totally regret it.

buhariguy:
everybody already knows tinubu has one leg in aso rock.
Wike knows, soludo knows

Thinkam:
If this is eventually where this southern governors go it'll be perfect, let's dance this dance

Make integrity group just make it official, Shegiya wuya koda magani ba dadi duk iskancin da wike ta gamayi yanxu ta sauko kenan, amma nayi mamaki tab

Atiku is coming

diadem10:
Useless loser, what's your business with Lagos? Is That your OSU land? Is Eko bearing OSU name? You dey mad?

Just like Yaguda said, useless fools like you say gibberish yet Lagos is doing lots of wonder both in recruiting, payment of huge pension and salaries, building top infrastructures and attaining Great height etc.. where did they see these money if it was stolen? Were you Brain dead when OBJ waged war against Tinubu and had wanted to remove him from governorship post yet found nothing against him? Are you retardedd?

Meanwhile, I still don't know what's your OSU business with Lagos. Is that the federal administration we're talking about? Or your OSU state? How did Tinubu rule your uselessss self and family here? Tell me.

Talking about drug lord, it's your drug criminal Peter Obi who's on Malaysia death list roll and can't visit Malaysia, not your gibberish. We know who do drugs in Nigeria. Were you brain dead when Tinubu attended the swearing of Obama in 2008 in USA? He had even attended with Fayemi as seen below in 2008. And I ask again, how's this relative to Tinubu ruling your accursed useless self and family in your state? You dey mad?

Na thunder go strike you and your uselessss loser of family. Bunch of losers.

Vixlot:
Labourers in vain

Poor outing

Splitmind:
Muslims will dominate Nigeria for years to come Insha-Allah

Slurity:
You are not serious at all. Mark my words. OBI will not win a single state in the entire north.

Mccullum:
It seems you love forcing deception for your self.

Peethief Greedy Obi Pandora, Mr lying machine won't get 7% of votes in those states you mentioned, delusional analysis with full idiotic expression.

taylor88:
Tinubu is a national disgrace


Thank God it was a university in Nasarawa


If to say na University from Anambra or any SE state these peanut online earners of 30k for don dey foam for mouth
We no dey take nonsense here in Nasarawa, make any Yoluba Moslem talk trash first...
Tinubu will be disgraced next year..


Tinubu is very useless and Stu.pid

JAMO84:
Same thing you and your fellow ipob drug pushers were saying before the primary. Nonsense talk no dey taya una?

donphilopus:
And you can't see the courtesy there? You're so daft.

I did a banner for Tinubu in my constituency without including the name of other APC candidates. I'd vote only Tinubu and Oshiomhole in APC then Labour Party's candidate for the House of Reps. Assembly I won't vote at all. So what's your point again?

donphilopus:
Make una take this one hold body if that would make y'all sleep well at night after the heartbreak Buhari's presence caused you.

Atiku has been recruiting some few elements to APC' campaigns to croon his name. The people who shouted Sai Atiku ain't more than fifty. They strategically placed them in the same area so it'd look like they're many.

But make una dey celebrate am sha.

Thinkam:
I hope reno isn't getting paid, and if he is, the salary should be stopped and given to Daniel.

Daniel knows the competition and sticks to it, this one is just wasting away.

Obi will drop out of the race latest January 18

Atiku is coming

AssoJnr:
Couple in Nasarawa state decided to use ObiDatti shirt for their pre-wedding picture.

Parachoko:
Your sisters be tear rubber?

I hope you yourself be tear rubber

fredpeter:
I know a girl that is close to me, one guy like that bleeps her every day I mean every day and just yesterday she married one innocent guy. Chaii I just dey pity dey dude

Nyascobar1414:
I know your problem, you married a repented ashawo, thats why you wanna defend your sh!t. I bet you cant stand to see how your wife was gangbanged..lol...

Most women are broke, but will always look for rich men..

Men are non-virgins,but will alsways look for virgins..

Not failed simps like you that pay bride price of about 200k to women that were fvked with Indomie and egg

jeromestarks:
If she offends you after marriage, discipline her in love and forgive her. Never let her go.
Happy home awaits you.

Nyascobar1414:
Better listen to his advice..
Women dont have strong will

Uptheante:
My brotherly advice for you is that you should sharply disvirgin her & be giving her steady nacking.
Don't deceive yourself by thinking she'll be chaste & keep on waiting for you till you marry her.
If not another bad guy may easily lure her with money or sweet words & then drill her kpekus mercilessly while you keep on deluding yourself.
If such happens, the pain will be so much for you.
If however you only want to disvirgin her on your wedding night, then marry her very very fast because delay is dangerous.

Lastly, never trust a Nigerian girl no matter how chaste or innocent she looks. You may be shocked to discover at the end of the day that your darling 'virgin' girl has already been disvirgined just very recently

Uptheante:
Are you sure she's still a virgin?

Parachoko:
Your sisters be tear rubber?

I hope you yourself be tear rubber

sircatherine45:
I'll tell you the truth my guy, sex is sex whether before or after marriage, infact now is the time to get prepared psychologically for this.

Your thing Na your thing, nobody dey take am away from you, but the days are cold and unforgiving, as the days go by, the temptation is getting stronger and powerful. Pastors dey fall, strong men dey fall.

My brother, I won't give you bad advice, if you want to marry her on the spot then you need to do the needful.

Get this at the back of your mind that no human is 100% truthful. The person who hinge your hope on fit Jones at the eleventh hour. You understand? Take no chances, leave bible and church matter, they won't help you when the chips are out.

Just engage her quickly, that's all. no wait even a month. delay is dangerous!

Parachoko:
Small Pikin talk.

When you start getting older, you go know say life pass as you dey reason am so.

sircatherine45:
You are taking a big risk. If you want to marry her, better disvirgin her and marry her ASAP.

No say I no tell you. The temptation these days is getting stronger and powerful.

jeromestarks:
NEVER marry a woman who has been tasted by another man. Just taste her and let others taste too.

If you marry a woman you did not disvirgin, one or two of your children will not be yours because she will definitely fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Only a fool will spend his hard earned money to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have a woman who was fvcked by men who didn't even know her parents but only gave her two eggs and indomie. Are you the fool?


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, take the pain to find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion because she gave you her best.

lhordspy:
Describing Obidients, Fani kayode said:

"These are angry people who crawl out from under the rocks, go on social media and vent their anger.

.....but I can tell u half of them don’t make the population of voters with PVC.”

FFK just donated a reality uppercut to the loud aggressive inconsequential minority.