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PunkyV:
When police are involved

Totally unacceptable in a relationship though.

fuckYouSeun:
hahaahhahahahaha
no na, I'll just drill you well and leave you gasping for breath

Festivalofholi:
So u r not proud to be a virgin?

PunkyV:
lol


Back to the topic. Well, for me it was probably the blind date. At the time I've just broken up with a guy I was madly in love with. Things just weren't working out. So anyway, a friend set me up on a date with her cousin. We met him at a restaurant & I just knew within seconds that I wasn't into him. Spent the next two hours or so feeling completely miserable & irritable because I didn't wanna be there. LOL, I believe I even snapped at him a couple times. The 1st time for putting his hand on my knee & the 2nd time for speaking too low, expecting me to lean over. Which made the whole thing look romantic Ha! I didn't wanna give him those ideas, so I told him to speak up. Plus I wasn't feeling well. Had to down a couple of shots to make the whole thing half-tolerable.

fuckYouSeun:
baby add me to the list

photoshoot:
if bunghole means a**hole... Nope!
Not bunghole or waheva,
Some men love being rubbed on the chest so much, some licking the ear lobes, each strokes fro each individual.

imohrol:
For refusing to accept having sex with him he has decided to failed her in her final yr exam. which automatically that is extra yr , extra skol fee and d stress which of course not easy. The gal just revealed to mi that the lecturer is asking her out. I was mad at her da she is telling mi now da result is out. she want mi to help her out. The lecturer should b in his late 50th. the gal in question strong Christian. am just confused on how to help her. Happening at Tusker Republic ( Nike name of d varsity).

photoshoot:
We also do have some sensitive place were we need touch and manipulation apart from deek.

photoshoot:
What about were a woman should touch the males?

Or we shouldn't be satisfied?

Certifiedbillio:
you sabi hard si I can use it at my conveniency

Mrphantom99:
If anyone can answer this question correctly, he/she is gonna win #200 airtime.

What is the main purpose of a relationship?

Nb: The first person to answer the question correctly will be the winner.

Certifiedbillio:
If I was granted one wish, I'll, request for 20 more wishes

mayoralhaji:
haha easy nah, thats impossibility

PushPlay:
The fukc and chuck part isn't always the case.

Something makes you wanna stay when you meet the right person.

But then some girls are only good for the smashing.

White girls are pretty much the same.
They give casual sex a whole new meaning .

Iamsynord:
What the man said may be true.

I remember my Neighbour in enugu 2 years ago.,. He deals in anything tokunbo and spare parts.

The bro was very funny and jovial.... And well loved by everybody.. Not untill he got married..

His attitude suddenly changed... Every evening around 6pm, after eating akara and bread with 33 stout, he would retire to the office and start crying...

Everysingle day... While evryone has closed and gone home, bros will be shedding tears and rolling on the concrete floor with his 33 lager beer..

I later asked him what is the cause of his behaviour .. He would keep quiet..

He form stubborn like a goat 4 a little bit but after i disturbed him well and persuaded to take the matter to God, he opened up that his sorrow was his wife well like expressway vagina....

He narrated how he usually feel bone hitting his thing as flesh has dissapeared from the vagina.,.... The wife doesnot even know when the thing has entered..

He even said he use thread and needle to try and mend it but it deep again like well... He said he resorted to vaseline and unifoam with goya oil to now satisfy himself as he did not want to commit adultery...

He gave me the opporturnity to test run and validate his claim and after i entered his wife canal three different times to be sure, i now see tekken tekken mene yufasin that indeed her fan belt slacked like shatta wale wife shigi shigi or an unsupported bag of begs.

The man later divorced this woman after 6 months of marriage.... It was some guys that pandaed her fan belt and made it unrollable thus giving her unhappy marriage..

Protect your fan belt ladies







but if you want to slack it a bit so that it will be moderate,,, am available for email.... I put only the tip...

PushPlay:
Hmmm!

I appreciate your honesty.

Funny thing is, not all Africans like big booty and all.

At least for me. I don't like excess weight either.

Medium sized is Okay for me.

But throwing a lady out because of her body shape is really mean. That wont happen around here.

Strahovski1:
What are you saying? What does yor comment have to do with my comment? How does reproductive right relate with my comment?

Don't bring a child to the world to suffer. Have money to train the child and make him/her happy before bringing the child to the world. It's that simple.

I wonder what rights have to do with this. You mean right to birth a child in poverty or what?

PushPlay:
For real?

jomagibs:
“If your goal is to be comfortable, chances are you'll never get rich. T.Harv Eker author of secret of millionaire mind
I want to be financial rich so I can be comfortable