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Fanbelt?

Looks more like a mussel to me.

Every generation someone says this.

Like every generation says the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

Things change. People are still here, falling in love and screwing people over.

Same sh!t, different day.

I'd hire someone with that on twitter.

I'd rather hire them than someone as boring as batsh!t.

People have lost their sense of humor. If I have to spend all day with these idiots, they gotta make me laugh.

C.

If he don't pay attention, that's it. The other two can be fixed.

jomagibs:
I have D hunger to be of impact to D world BT I tink it will take my time days y I wan a family after da race.
Tanx Noted.

Family planning is important. But it depends what you define as "rich". There's a difference between financially rich and financially comfortable.

Strahovski1:
Why bring a child into the world of poverty? Is it by force? That's selfish

When women have basically no reproductive rights, and men take no responsibility, come back and talk to me about "selfish".

Strahovski1:
Bullshit.

Get rich first before you have a child.

Some ppl can't wait that long.

dazzlingd:
3.Get a job
. Look serious and get out in a rush. Make sure u carry lots of brief cases as it will make u even look more responsible.

This whole thing make me laugh so much.

"Even lala can smoke a farm of weed."



You're funny. You have a career in comedy writing ahead of you. LOL FOREVER

If you're going to be a p!mp, you better have a big hat.

I want a man to be jealous about me.

I've never dated anyone who cared enough to be jealous.

Kinda sad

dauntless15:
you can force a horse to the river but you cant force it to drink.

You can *lead* a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Here's one for you:
You can lead a wh0re to culture, but you can't make her think.

CindyeMerAld:
since u knw much on the topic,then create a thread on it...thanks for ur contribution n have a luvly weekend

Seems like a few ppl on this thread agree.

Have a lovely, rape-free weekend. Please stop blaming victims for the crime perpetrated against them.

Church.

CindyeMerAld:
i can proudly say this to my female folks that no guy will rape u without ur permission...

Rape with permission? That's called sex. You make no sense.

Well done for fending off your potential rapist. Not every other person is so lucky.

I think you diminish the experiences of rape victims worldwide when you make these horrendous claims. You clearly know nothing about this subject.

So sweet. I wish this could be my future.

Guys like makeup on ugly girls only... if they don't wear makeup then guys will complain the girl is ugly and make fun of her.

But, guys will complain of false advertising when ugly girls do wear makeup. If they fall in love with a girl who wears makeup, then she removes it and is ugly, the guy will be so upset because she 'fooled' him into love.

If a girl is naturally pretty, then it doesn't matter. If you look good, you look good. Why put in all the effort if men will like you anyway?

Blackfire:
since u didn't encourage me to invent my 'stonewich' i gave up.

How are u today ? Have u eaten?

*going to the kitchen to prepare akpu and ofe nsala*

I'm ok. U never reply my pm...

I have eaten. Sandwich lol. Interested to try stonewich!

What is that food u talk of? Delicious?

Blackfire:
*eats sandwich*.

Looks at you.

Eats sandwich again*


views you .

Hope you're enjoying that stonewich

Agreed. Totally overrated.

If I never have sex again in my life I wouldn't care.

macho44:
Hmmmm, make u have IRON PANTS on your hips anytime u come close to the JOZI CAT's

Why?

oglalasioux:
The internet is full of information. You can read more about etheric energy from the internet notably about how vampires transfer energy through human blood. It'll also give you some insight into blood rituals.

As for recording dreams and thoughts download Professor Michio Kaku's book titled Future of the Mind. It's available free on PDF. There are several noted experiments carried out by the USA army and the CIA on the subject.

Hmmm

oglalasioux:
This is a very intelligent question;

Let's start by looking at the African traditional gods.

1. What are they?
2. Why do they act arbitrarily?
3. Why did they allow the white man conquer Africa?
4. Why has modernity not destroyed them?

You can see these questions can also fit with the christian and Islamic God because it has these questions to answer too.

Hence your question of the source of the supernatural powers attributed to gods which control witchcraft, native doctors and herbalists.

When I was twelve years old, I joined the masquerade cult of my village. Prior to that, the cults were shrouded in secrecy. We heard all sorts of tales about how masquerades were the spirits of our dead ancestors. The night masquerades were scarier because of their eerie sounds and music. I painted so many pictures of what they will look like. When I finally joined I was disappointed. The eerie sounds and music were cleverly made by human beings to deceive the uninitiated.
But these masquerades had powers. People take oaths and die instantly if they are guilty among other signs and wonders. Question is; why would something human beings cleverly created be that powerful? Answer; just like the case of the masquerades, the powers behind them are the works of men. It might also be true of Christianity and Islam. So what are these powers if a humanoid God (or Satan) is not sitting on a throne controlling them?

Before Isaac Newton, Michael Faraday and Albert Einstein brought mankind to the knowledge of the laws of gravity, electromagnetism and the nuclear forces, ancient peoples have already known them including black Africans and notably the Egyptians from whom Moses learnt his craft.

With these laws of nature you can do virtually anything with the universe.

a. We can dilate time, travel back and forth between times and be in more than one place at the same time. (quantum mechanics).

b. We can teleport objects to anywhere through the universe at the speed of light. (entanglement of subatomic particles).

c. Our brain connect to the universe through electromagnetic waves. This same electromagnetism photograph our existence and our thoughts and voices in 10 to power 500 (figure 10 followed by 500 zeros) every second. (string field theory)

d. Our thoughts, voices and photographs (cameras and voice recorders actually record these) travel through space at the speed of light, 670 million miles per hour. This makes it possible for some people with high brain frequency to tell you things about yourself in forms of prophecy. That is what our brains connect to when we dream. That's the power of telepathy. Note that thoughts and dreams can also be recorded.

e. Energy can transform into matter and matter into energy through Einstein's equation e=mc2. That's what the native doctors do when they mix their concoctions. The amount of energy you get depends on the matter. For atomic bombs you need uranium 235. For ETHERIC energy you need human blood or sperm or breast milk.

My point is; there's no God or gods anywhere controlling wizardry, witchcraft and the power of herbalists. Mankind is simply using the forces of the universe to make believe.

This is not saying that the universe is not as a result of a grand design. It surely is. But the powers and personality we attribute to God or gods are the works of men. Mankind have always hidden behind God or gods to use the forces of the universe, gravity, electromagnetism and the nuclear forces, to manipulate the universe. That's why the questions I asked above will continue to plague the world.

Interesting ideas... though I've never heard of a few of these things...

How can one record thoughts and dreams? Withput pencil and paper or voice recording device, that is.

Can you also please elaborate more on turning sperm and colostrum into etheric energy.

Can you provide some reputed sources that I can read? Thanks.

jayriginal:
Peer reviewed paper, not just any published paper.

Peer reviewed paper in a respected journal. Not Christian Science Weekly lol

frenchwine:
Three reasons could be adduced :

1) He has an untreated infection, specifically from Gardnerella Vaginalis which he prolly acquired from unprotected sex with you or any other lady.

2) He has a urinary tract infection.


3) He may be uncircumcised and have a condition called paraphimosis

4) From the kinda food he eats, esp if he has a disorder of protein metabolism. A sign to confirm this is if he has a strong body odour.

For 1 & 2 above, he, could do a urine test to confirm by the presence of ketones and / or proteins.
In summary, let him see a doctor . b

I think he'd notice if he had paraphimosis related gangrene.

demiladegold:
according to her the doctors said theres nothing wrong with him

Hmmmm

I'd be asking for answers. That isn't normal.

Love this

More power to them!

Owliver:
OK I get you. Lolz the laid part got me laughing real bad. aaaawwww I feel for them though. help a dude. save a soul even if it's hand job.

hahahaha

Lol

Everyone wants to belong

Owliver:
yes ofcos when they are minority they are lovely. I told you it takes little or nothing to turn the hate switch in their brains. how do you think Isis recruit cool dudes from west? knowledge is power. and you under estimate it.

when they become majority someone from Saudi gives the go. preaching changes. knowledge changes. wild animals emerge. if you understand psychology you'd get better.

it happens here in northern Nigeria. friends have killed friends. you should understand that the humans in west are wired as humans in Mozambique or Zimbabwe. no difference except knowledge. if you know what I mean.

these things has been happening through history. but who fails to learn repeats it. no one is born bad or good. knowledge(religion, society, education) makes a man.

I understand herd mentality. And I think this can be identified in Christians when the world trade centres were bombed. It flipped switches. Many previously moderate people became hateful towards muslims. A lot of shite happened after that...

There are cases of recruitment happening where I am.

But a lot of the time, the individuals that have been recruited are those with known issues - like prolonged unemployment and social isolation (rejection by girls, no friends etc.). Those can make a person angry. And anger leads to blame, which leads to assignment of blame. In this case, they blame western ideals and join the violent muslim movement. If only they had got laid more often lol

I don't know how it works in your area of the world. But for the most part, muslims here aren't too radical. They're embarrassed by the east.

The KKK doesn't speak for Christianity, why should Boko Haram speak for Islam?

In any case, I'm well protected where I am. Armchair socialism is a wonderful privilege I can exercise. I just can't bring myself to tar everyone with the same brush and then say I hate them all.

Owliver:
your stubbornness is too sexy for me to break.

let me like you like that.

Lol. You might be able to change my mind on a few religious things...

Over to the other thread.

dorox:
What a lame response to a well reasoned argument by Owliver.

He's laughing ay me personally because I don't propagate hatred, but at the same time knows the west is mostly biased against muslims. The country I live in (please don't mention names) has a notoriously racist foreign policy - Owliver knows that well.

Blackfire:
*frowns at u*

Want a sandwich to cheer you up?

Yaksson:
now to you foolinlove, are u a Muslim, if not then u are an infidel according to Islam. I am a Christian cos I believe in Christ as Son of God almighty. I also believe God is in three- Father, Son and Spirit. now look at these and how the quran teaches Muslims to handle us, say every religion is extremist.

I didn't say every religion is extremist. When did I say that? Quote me.