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isacolukay:
50% blame to the man for not sticking to his marital vows.
20% blame to the wife for not taking 100% control of the husband's sexual energy,
15% blame to the housemaid for coveting what her madam is enjoying and
15% blame for the gateman who has refused to take charge of the housemaid's gate.



Gbam!

lol

CSTRR:
A lady came to me asking for Money.

Married lady with Four kids.
I promised to give her the money and she said she said she will come to my house by 8pm.

I didn't think much of it.

When she came by 8pm, my head nearly scatter.

If you see wetin she wear. All the assets were showing in high definition.

My John Thomas responded immediately, but the FEAR Of GOD kicked in.

I gave her the money so she can go asap, but she just sat down on the chair, asked for water and watched TV for 2 hours till 10pm.

If not for God, I would have fuccked someone's Wife that day.

some married women are hoes I tell you..

djon78:
No be only America Canada inclusive My close relative living in Canada told me of one fine runs woman like that A top ED in one of the banks Took her away from her matrimonial home Funded her moving to Canada with her kids
Guy man go visit them during vacation Come be the fine babe dey hustle other guys for Canada The ED was angry and thought it was Nigeria He locked the babe in the house give am the beating of her life
She call police Na so Canada deport that guy And banned him for 15 years from coming to Canada

that serves him right

emrain:
Just as women will remain sex objects ad infinitum, men will also remain “success objects”.

I only feel sorry for men that genuinely think a woman can love and stay loyal to them just for being handsome and “smart”.

I also feel bad for ugly hardworking women that would never find true love.

If you're going to marry a hot woman, make sure you can handle what comes with it. Beautiful women have the right to choose (whether married or not) the best man that can guarantee financial security for them after passing their prime.

As a beautiful woman, don't waste your youth with a loser, there's no dignity in poverty.
As a man, hustle o. Build yourself. Even if you're shortsighted, red pill with an empty pocket cannot get you a top-quality punna.

RIP to the dead.

you're right

that's the kind of stuff we brag about in this God forsaken shit hole. If all these churches were industries, Naija would've been a better place.

I met this girl back in my Year 1 in Uniuyo those days. I really loved her but she started acting funny. I was blinded by stupid love even with the signs she showed me. She no gree come my place, she no gree go out with me because she knows I can tolerate anything in the relationship. I'll be the one to visit her, call her most times. I managed to assist her academically. We stopped talking after our year 1..I finally broke up with her when I saw her in year 3. (we were in the same level but diff department). I tried to reconcile with her but she just shocked me by saying she took me as an ordinary friend. kaaiii.. I left her.. I was down. I faced my studies till final year when I took the redpill and banged 4 girls without remorse.. Till this day, I don't take any relationship seriously. I'm done with service but something doing.. Hmmm. When a girl finds that you love her more than she does and you show it, that relationship is in problem. My current girl respects and loves me because I already made know indirectly that I can do without her..

If wike be strong man, make him go abroad the kind beating ipob go give am ehn, e go pass him cult initiation beating..

MrGoood:
Matawale: Salamu alaikum Buhari Baba, I comfirm I geti goll for my flace

Buhari: Goll

Matawale: Yawa

Buhari: Fedral Government I get every Goll , State I no get Goll

Matawale: State I get , I dey keef Goll naira baba

Buhari: Barawo I be , Make I no cause wahala for ya flace, Make I handoffer Goll for ya state for Federal
Matawale: I keef this Gold I no dey gife federal , Bab wahala Baba.

Buhari: Shekau I go send remofe am

Matawale: Baba, Shekau ko
Buhari ( Cut off the phone) Danboroba

lwkmd.. una go kee person with laugh..

Even the bible says, your mouth can build or destroy you. Success and advantages attract envy and jealousy which directly leads to hate and evil. One guy who won a huge sum of money through betnaija was poisoned sometime ago around my during celebration with friends. Change your circle of friends when you change levels. Envy IS REAL.. You never know what the next person around you thinks of you.

another reason is if the couple make noisy lovemaking and she eventually hears it. If the husband has big gbola, she'll eventually want to taste also. Some house maids can be jealous of their madam.

relationships like this take patience and understanding to survive

visijo:
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get
heavier with time.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Very Reactive - Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque
books
- Money Reducing Agent
OCCURRENCE Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents. # Very harmful to you if she sees you with any
element similar to itself!
Please circulate to all scientists

lol.. nice creation

Ngige correct man. V. I. man

mine is 5 years and we're currently dating. It has been the best so far. I'm currently through with service while the girl is in final year. We studied the same course but in different schools. She's my spec and I might marry her if everything fall in place

She need 'am' sha.

To me uni is a goal.
As a pharmacy student back then, I banged and romanced some girls especially in my final year when I'm certain I'll graduate. Some of my classmates professed love for me but I stylishly decline until my final year. I banged 4 girls just in final year. I was banging one aunty like that till my induction. she was even calling me after I left the city. Uyo was a goal.
During my NYSC, I focused on building my newly found business. Girl matter wasn't in my agenda. I even got some green lights as a pharmacist corp member but no time.
I'll say that Uni is the place easy to bang girls. In NYSC you might be occupied and focused with thoughts and plans to follow after your service.

Had it been she's an Igbo woman, children from the scratched face region in this nairaland will start misyanning here

ehinmowo:
One thing I have come to understand beyond anything else is that with humans there is no universal law.

As absurd as that might be, he could get a job through that. That CV could fall into the hands of a cougar that would employ him and probably turn his life around. Life is very unpredictable.

you're right bro..

Fuckingmallam45:
What are some sad truths about life?
The financial industry should prepare for a “carbon correction”.

There is one famous short story that is mentioned in Mahabharata.

Once upon a time, a pigeon flew to King Shibi.

It told him ‘That hawk is chasing me to kill me. Please help me, Lord.’

The king calmed it by saying that he will protect it from the danger.

As they were talking, the hawk flew to the spot. It tried to attack the pigeon.

The king stopped it and told the hawk, ‘Stop doing this. What you are trying to do is sinful. You are not supposed to harm the weak. Go back.’

The hawk listens patiently and then asks, ‘Aahan. I feed on pigeons. My nature is made to be like this. I can’t do anything about it? If I don’t kill this pigeon and take its meat, I and my babies will die of hunger. By helping this pigeon, you will be killing me and my baby-hawks. You want to do that, lord’

King Shibi was stunned for a moment on hearing the hawk’s words.

While that story ended on a positive note— The king protected both the hawk as well as the pigeon, by offering his flesh to the hawk— such good-for-all middle-paths are not possible in reality.

The order of nature is more rigid and unforgiving in reality.

Now, imagine these three situations.

A doctor prays that he should get a good income every month so that he can fulfil all his wife’s desires, send his children to a better school and lead a happy life. Indirectly it means that he should get more patients and many people in his colony should fall sick and suffer from pain.
There are five eligible students for one scholarship in a college. Finally, one student gets it and he is super happy. He goes home and celebrates. The remaining four students are depressed and sad.
A factory is making medicines and saving the lives of many people in one corner of the globe. But the sewage water and toxic gas it releases is harming the livelihood of the people in another corner of the globe.
We all live in an ecosystem. All of us are interdependent on each other.

Everyone cannot be happy and joyful at the same time. We have to exchange our joys with others’ pain and others’ joys with our pain to keep the balance in the universe.

Life sometimes makes someone sad so that you can be happy.

And the same life sometimes makes you sad so that someone else can be happy.

This is one of the sad facts about life.

nice point bro. Good facts

larj:
Normally i overlook most topic, but let me comment for the sake of someone.
What women need is enveloped in two things :
1) Resources
2) Attention.
The resources as we all know , mostly money and security
The attention on the other hand is not just the attention, but what comes off it , like love and romance, sweet words, great sex, helping at home, respect, care and all.
The two are quite important, many men substitute one for the other, give her resources and some women can manage with little attention, but God epp you when she has little need of your resources or earns more and you can't provide the attention. That's where wahala starts to happen. She can't earn as much or more than you and you still won't give her attention even in little things as helping with the kids or chores at home. Most men's ego can't take it. Even if a woman wants to run wild at this time she can be reasoned with if the right attention is given and there's communication. It's a man's God given role to draw his wife to agreement with him through communication. But what do I know. They just give marriage certificate to any one without training. It is not love that determines a good marriage or any goal in life. Principles determine the outcome of anything. You actions has to be grounded from principles to get a desired outcome like a blissful home. It's not too late to change and align your actions to true principles. Okay bye

good point bro. I learnt a lot

Nice one. Enemies of Biafra will be perishing like this

this is more like calculated predictions..

That is one of the things NOT to invest or spend on

KingSatan:
As a man, a father and a grandfather. I have lived life to an extent and this is my view on this subject.

The previous thread was simple and concise, "Never marry a woman who has no means of income".

But that is the truth!

Gone are the days when people marry "Obiageri's" according to the Igbos.
Back then, things weren't this bad. Considering the family setting in those days, women had no other role than to cook, birth, raise children and clean the house.

So their parents prepare them for marriage, teach them how to cook, satisfy a man and raise children. They also spend alot of time grooming their hairs, taking care of their skin (Some parents send their children to fattening rooms) and waiting to get married.

When we got married, we married to keep them at home and show off to our friends. Only a few of us married because of love. Some of our partners were not our choice but our parents.

So when you marry, your wife and children should always reflect your wealth and networth. Most especially, YOUR WIFE.

I repeat, back then things were not this bad and everyone knew their roles.

But in today's world, so many things have changed.

Women should bring to the table as much as they expect from the man.

Raising children costs alot of money and shouldn't be the responsibility of the man alone.

So many marriages have crashed on the alter of poverty or "One stream of income".

We must learn to tell ourselves the truth always.

Back then, you don't spend so much to raise a child. If he or she wants to go to the community school or follow the white man's way of life, you send them as a punishment. But those humble and loyal sons, follow you to the farm and when they come of age, you give them farmlands and wives if possible. But that's not the case anymore.

Apart from formal education abroad, I also encouraged my children to learn sellable skills. One of my son is a fashion designer and that is what puts food on his table in the UK. His college degree only reflects on his call cards.

I told this to my children (Daughters inclusive) never to marry a man or woman who has no verifiable means of income.

Money is needed to run a home in the 21st century. Alot of money!

We no longer live in mud houses or drink from pots.

As for "Entitlement", I think every couple should have that mentality depending on the context.

The man is entitled to his wife's emotional commitment. She is his wife and this also applies to the man.

I am tired of typing.

To be truthful, i warned my son's against mingling with an average African woman. They simply don't want to know the truth. They hate the truth with Passion and that is why true feminism failed woefully here.

In the Diaspora, most men who want peace of mind avoid African women because of their "Entitlement Mentality" and how exploitative they are.

Many of these women don't work but enjoy proceeds of child support from numerous partners. You think it's a coincidence? No it not. It was deliberate.

They just want to seat at home, get fat, enlarge their butts and walk up and down the street like a pussy cat that resides in Buckingham Palace.

Should I talk about Nigeria, where you meet an average Nigerian lady and realise that;

1. She is a college graduate because a "Man" sponsored her in school (Both of them are no longer together as a couple).

2. She has a roof over her head because a "Man" made that available (She has no intention of marrying him).

3. She uses the best smartphone because a "Man" bought it for her (Just another random man).

4. She has clothes on her body because a "Man" gave her money for shopping (Obviously he is "One of those mugus".

5. She has food on her table because so many men send her money.

This same woman has no other skill but sexual skills. The only thing she can offer is "Sexual Intercourse", "Birthing Children" and "Companionship" but she expects the man to "Mark her birthdays with a brand new Escalade", "Buy her parents a new house and train her younger ones in school". Is that not exploitation?

This same woman hates her mother inlaw because she sees her as her rival. Anyway, women have always hated themselves from time immemorial, don't get moved when you see them shout in solidarity, it's just for a few seconds.

When asked about their contribution in the relationship or Marriage, some will say "I birthed children for him". But that's your natural default woman!

Even if you sleep with a sexually active mad man, you will get pregnant and birth for him.

Some will even say, "I satisfy him sexually. I gave him my body and soul". But that is same thing you did with your numerous ex lovers.

According to Pastor Sam Adeyemi, he said "If a woman does not help her husband financially, then how else does she want to help him".

In this age and time, it takes two adults who have a verifiable means of income to build a healthy family.


Cheers!

I feel like liking this post a thousand times. You said it all. Since my graduation from pharmacy school, I select the kind of girl I mingle with. And average Nigerian lady has this kinda mindset of a man giving them all by default.
Relationship should be mutual, it shouldn't be parasitic.

child molestation knows no gender.
Many ladies molested some little boys in secrets but because a male is a victim, no one talks about it. but if the female becomes a victim, all hell will let loose.
Naija women are no better than their men they claim to be molesters. It's just that women are seen as weaker vessels and society frowns more when they're victims.

I wanted to have only one girl when I gained admission into school in 2011, I loved the babe but she friendzoned me. I left girl matter till final year because I was in pharmacy school. I banged 4 girls in my final year alone. I was banging one Aunty like that till my graduation.
I banged one girl again during my 5 month stay in Lagos.
I'm soon to be an excorper with body count of just 6 and I'm 28.
I'd have passes such number but because I was selective. I chose classy and clean girls. Right now I'm focusing on my new found business. I'm currently dating my female colleague and might marry her

Sometimes minding your business is good business

HARDDON:
To answer your question, let me paint you a real life picture. A circle that had been going on for generations no end.

Guys and gurls are never intellectually/socially age mates even if they are of same age.
The gurl matures faster mentally and has men on her tail immediately she starts growing those curves, b00bs n b00ties. Talking to and relating with guys that are way older and getting all those attention, automatically matures their mentality.
While the guy of same age bracket is still figuring out how to brush his teeth and wash his briefs she is already rolling with matured minds, even cleaning their accounts.

Then they gain admission into some university, while he is worrying about his books and how to feed, she is getting all manners of gifts and favours ( both in acedemics; from lecturers, to all manners of guys).

if the guy doesn't top up his airtime n subscribe to data bundles, he is left high and dry. if he doesn't plan his money well for the semester, he wud starve.

But she can basically go months without using her pocket money from her parents for any of those. there are magas on steady roll for that. even if she doesn't want, they still push over and roll over themselves to have her.

All this while, in school, the guy could hardly afford to feed himself let alone bear the burden of a GF. he was all alone.
The girl he managed to connect with turned him to an assignment and exams bf.
Another one of his age mate he tried to talk to, after washing him down with looks, ignored him, called her friend to come and witness "This small boy" trying to insult her.

The guys that couldn't stand this kinda insult nor let the university fun pass them by, joined all manners of things so they can at least get some. Alot got killed, rusticated or maimed.


Then they graduate, before NYSC is over, she has broken a couple of hearts, wrecked some, eaten tons into the future of others while they were left licking their injuries, yet another bigger boy rolls by and marries her.

However, the guy, jolted to real life realities by the sudden stop to his small allowance from home and job hustle after NYSC, has no where to go but to squat with his friends until he got a small paying job and moved to a one room face-me-i-slap-you apartment.

He struggled until he finally made it, by then he was already 45years.
Now he has the money, gurls came drooling. but most of them( working class and jobless ones) were coming for his money. leeches.

What does he do? He recalls how those big boys kept coming to spoil undergrads during his school days. stealing guy's gurls and making gurls disrespect them. Time to pay back and have his pound of flesh.
he stoop low and prefers the naive ones in universities that would always wano oppress other students because they are dating a guy with a sleek ride. Those that 5k gift is like 1million to. Those that their brains and bodies have not been wired crazy.
Fresh blloods with innocent looks garnished with pecky b00bs. And the circle continues....

If you were in their shoes, would you do any better?

Nature is not fair to guys.


#Bythewayyouareveryluckyourboobsaresmall
#andyouarenotlightincomplexion
#Iwouldhavemadeyoumine

you nailed it bro. To be a man is not beans. All of us got our share during those days. Girls are like bazaar items only given to the highest bidder. What I tell these young guys in school is they should never allow girlfriend stuff disorient them from their goals.

SpecialAdviser:
Who video them? That person is mad. Fight happen everyday in families. Although shouldn't be physical.
It is usually resolved with a hot bang in the night.

na so bro

Futuragetty:
Speak up already, Governor Wike
Sharp man, correct guy...
Been in government circles for 20 years...
He understands Nigeria pretty good...
And has exploited the foibles of the structure to the hilt...
Then he became a minister...
And wanted to do a lot...
But got hampered by the Constitution...
He complained as much in my presence...
But didn't know whom I was...
Bought me a drink though...
Well, I took it with a smile...
So he opted to be a governor...
Battles he had to keep his mandate...
A combination of a street man and an intellectual...
He kept off the Vultures...
And rallied his people behind him...
For better for worse...
Governor Wike is an interesting man...
That he loves his people is not in doubt...
And wants the best for his immediate Region...
But has discovered to his chagrin...
How evil the 1999 constitution is...
So he does things in such a way...
To challenge the omnipotence of the federal government...
Talk of a governor that wants true federalism...
Or one that's ready to call it quits with Nigeria...
I see his actions and observe the ambivalence...
He enjoys what the Constitution brings him...
But detests the Constitution at the same time...
Nothing proves this more than the current pandemic...
Where he's telling the federal government off in every way...
To shove it down an orifice...
Where the sun shines none!
So what exactly do you fear Governor Wike?
A second term governor with nothing to loose...
Protected by immunity and loved by your people...
Why hide behind bravado when you could really be brave?
Why challenge the 1999 constitution at a tangent and not
straight on...
When you could challenge it head-on?
We all know you detest that constitution...
Why not pitch-in and denounce it right away...
Rather than this method the simpletons don't understand?
According to my funny friend called Dino, the son of Melaye...
Speak up, you die...
Keep shut, you die...
Why not speak up on the Constitution...
And still live, and die like a hero?
We know what you think of that stupid document...
But your method shows a whole lot of cowardice...
When you could easily be a hero!
I say "death to the 1999 constitution"!
Even as a nobody, I'm yet to get killed!
Dear Governor Wike of State of the Rivers...
Denounce the 1999 constitution today and lead the fight...
Grow some balls and fight head-on...
You would not die but be seen as a hero...
For what could we do when our men are she-males?
# think again something today...
Reject that constitution and be our premier!
Can I get an "amen" somebody?
#Note by ROY

well thought writeup. we'll get there someday.. this pandemic will dig out a lot of things in this country

bluefilm:
As I read this part come begin laugh, the Gran nut wey I been dey chop comot from my nose

I dey tell you