NwaAmaikpe:




You are such an ingrate.
Do you know how many of us that wish that our partners were cool with our exes.

You have the prospect of a 3some on a platter and here you are complaining about a gift from God.

But this does not add up.
If x+10 = u ≤ 40%

Where 10 is your present spouse,
x is your ex
While you are u.
And u is less than in an optimal state.

Then what is y?

Y is simply that you did your ex bad.
He was a great guy but you schemed him away for your present husband out of greed and an addiction for cheating.

I know this because,
You feel sooooo uncomfortable with your ex around. You feel an indescribable amount of guilt each time you see him and it feels like you are staring at Karma in human garb.

For your husband to be that nice to your ex means that
Your husband knew you were cheating on your ex with him. He knows your ex didn't deserve that wrong, this explains why he feels obliged to set him up on life.

So it is either that he is a man of great conscience or a man who needs your ex as an ally to know the true you and decipher all of your trickery for him to feel this indebted to your ex.

Or even better.
Your husband and your ex may be gay and your ex is using this as his best revenge.

But one thing is certain.
You were two-faced and bad to your ex....this is why the bible says that the wicked runs when NOTHING is chasing them.

Get over it, what will be, will be.
This is because I've just found out from your previous post that your ex isn't really an ex but your best and most loyal patron in your prostitution days.

You owe him, an agreement is an agreement.
Your husband is a proper gentleman so he should understand this too.
I don't think your husband will even mind because someone who brings home his wife's ex and someone who marries a hoe doesn't expect much out of marriage.

My only prayer is that your husband is forever able to meet his financial, emotional and sexual obligations because water will surely find it's level.

What do I even know, over to Lalastic. lala and the other elders.

you heated the nail on the head.

while there northern counterparts are busy with their 4 wives

Regionalism is gradually creeping in.. Nothing can stop restructuring or outright dissolution of this shithole

Naija needs restructuring.. This our so called constitution is contradictory.

NwaAmaikpe:




I entered the new year ejaculating, my mates were praying.
Someone said it is a bad omen.

They may be right if truly Iran wants to go to war.

Because by the time they are through with USA and Israel, some of us might not even have any semen left to ejaculate again.

I just hope they don't transfer some aggression on those holding ElZazaky because Trump has pushed Iran into Overdrive.
And this anger knows no mercy.

That is what I call a nation.
A country that knows when push has turned to shove.

If it were one country now, it's Minister of Communication would have since given a press release denying the death of any General.

He'd call the missile attack a case of firecrackers and 'knockouts' from excited children celebrating the New Year then blame the opposition for heating up the polity by spreading fake news.

While the Presidential media aide will say that the said General committed suicide just to apologize to the US.

Bad is bad.
I love the U.S of A but I stand with Iran.

This comment is so deep. The country na naija..

one of the best American presidents

ofalu047:
How come these fire incidences are only happening in the Southern oart of the country, despite the fact that the Northern part is drier?

Do fire outbreak occur in deserts?. Na where things dey na where fire fit catch something..

Once this airport is completed, the south easterners will embrace it as if there life depends on it. It will be there regional international airport. As Yorubas have started there regional police, other regions will follow suit. Restructuring gradually will creep in as regions will hold unto there infrastructure. The airport will make Enugu Eastern Abuja.

legal fraudsters. The state should not pay these crooks. political offices are not civil service jobs. Once you leave office, go and start business or eat from your investments

honestly i don't see any fascinating thing about this whole bbnaija stuff

2 years from now. The fear of STIs is my reason for abstaining

half baked graduates showing what they're made of. A supposedly educated folks taking Naira marley as there role model

Guyman02:
Heavy fighting goes on daily between Igbos and Yorubas but no bloodshed, it happens online and in the media. Once the log out Tunde will call Nkechi to come around and give him the best Kpekus of his life, while Emeka will call Bimbo to meet him at ShopRite and from there to his house for a wonderful time.

Emeka without telling Bimbo opens his phone and sees a topic about Igbos on Nairaland and calls Tunde Afonja and Skull Miner logs out and ask for second round, Tunde responds and calls him IPOBian Inyamiri, logs out and puts his mouth on Nkechis succulent breasts.

But any quarrel between Yoruba or Igbo and Hausa, you hear that many are dead. Why?

lol.. i love this

They should leave Ebonyi state oh. true federalism is needed so that states can manage there resources by themselves

I'm not a fan of APC but i think PDP had failed Bayelsans for years. As they try another party, let's watch there performance. There is nothing as constant as change

Government College, Umuahia.. The great men include 1) Chinua Achebe the great author 2)Laz Ekwueme a great actor 3)The minister of education during Obasanjo's tenure. I've forgotten his name 4)Dr Orji uzor Kalu former Gov of Abia State 5)Chukwueze the great super eagle's player 6)Elechi Amadi


and host of others

ola33t:







How safe is it, when a man meant to be driving a wheelchair is driving a whole bus in a busy, dangerous megacity, plus the tendency that the bus could be faulty.

Each moment spent on this side of the planet, the indwellers are exposed to new levels of risk especially for people in places like Lagos.

I always knew that Nigerians are specially protected by special set of Guardian Angels because if village people are really that active plus the high level of risks inherent of the country, the mortality rate would have been more than Hiroshima.

looool.. this your comment dey trip me

reply well deserved
Imaging a presiding judge making such unguarded utterances just because she wants to please some people above. Well, the country is in a total mess and her judiciary shouldn't be an exception

airminem:
Blah blah blah. Is it ur own body ni?

this your post eh

china is in a world of its own.. as far as one nigeria is concerned, we will never achieve this even in a million years

awwfar:
hahaha...which one is best picture again? you mean your other filtered pictures? ..no amount of filter can make u look good sef... see head like Coconut, boobs con be like agbalumo seed.. Choi

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ConqueredWest:


2031

Bookmark my post

Nigeria will end 2031 if the Igbos or SS are denied power after the North has done 2 terms

2031 is even far but lets keep it that time

ednut1:
bros if you are smart you would have decoded what was happening. The current nigeria benefits the west and our leaders. So they work in tandem. U think dino melaye will empower his village instead of buying cars He won't because during election he can buy their votes for 1k each. When the west were conquering africa any kingdom those on ground could not beat. The british empire sent naval warships and reinforcements to defeat or make them surrender.

Read this peace by lord lugard. Out of all races the black man is the most back ward. Go to jamiaca or haiti its same story. See what whites did in south africa.


Lord Lugard, the former governor-general of Nigeria, in 1926, wrote his unfiltered thought about Nigerians. From his book, The Dual Mandates, come these excerpts: "In character and temperament, the typical African of this race-type is a happy, thriftless, excitable person, lacking in self-control, discipline, and foresight. Naturally courageous, and naturally courteous and polite, full of personal vanity, with little sense of veracity, fond of music and loving weapons as an oriental loves jewellery. His thoughts are concentrated on the events and feelings of the moment, and he suffers little from the apprehension for the future or grief for the past. His mind is far nearer to the animal world than that of the European or Asiatic, and exhibits something of the animals' placidity and want of desire to rise beyond the state he has reached.

"Through the ages, the African appears to have evolved no organised religious creed, and though some tribes appear to believe in a deity, the religious sense seldom rises above pantheistic animalism and seems more often to take the form of a vague dread of the supernatural. He lacks the power of organisation, and is conspicuously deficient in the management and control alike of men or business. He loves the display of power, but fails to realize its responsibility - he will work hard with a less incentive than most races. He has the courage of the fighting animal, an instinct rather than a moral virtue. In brief, the virtues and defects of his race -type are those of attractive children, whose confidence when it is won is given ungrudgingly as to an older and wiser superior and without envy. Perhaps, the two traits which have impressed me as those most characteristic of the African native are his lack of apprehension and his lack of ability to visualize the future"

Even in uk, usa , canada indians and chinese are setting up companies to bring their people over. A black man would not do that. So bros we are not smart as a unit. Many voted buhari cos he was a muslim and fulani in the north. But wont vote an intellect like moghalu because he is igbo and has no funds to share. Bros wake up

wonderful.... i want to like this post a thousand times

pocohantas:
What Nigerians call smartness, would most times turn out to be total disresgard for the next person, basic etiquette, moral values, laws or rules and regulations.

A Nigerian will drive one way, get to the front- return to the correct lane and feel like a sharp guy.

A Nigerian will jump the queue, luckily they get attended to by whoever after dropping N200. They come back to you that is standing on the queue like a sane human being and tell you that you are not STREET SMART. So, you fit sleep here today o...Truly you might sleep there.


Na this kind smartness we dey exhibit most times. Majority of us are guilty of one or more. Not our fault sha, it is the kind of smartness you need to survive in a third world country, where everything-including the government is working against you.

The people that are BOOK SMART (we call them efiko and even demonise them), we stereotype them as clumsy and timid- NOT STREET SMART. The ones going about their businesses jejely are not left out from the above stereotype.

That is why when we go to countries where normal humans are, we complain it is slow, boring...etc. We have to relearn to live, because we have only been existing/surviving in the jungle we hopped on the plane from.

one of the best comments this year

Chukapage:
Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line . So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension . We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef .
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.

i feel your pain guy

ZUBY77:
The only thing they don't win in the East is political appointments.

Only the North win that one.

Because of quota system.. without it some regions are as dead as carcasses

When it comes to education, the east is leading, just a little above the west and Nigerdelta... Igbo amaka

The main reason is due to shallowness of the seas to accommodate large vessels.
other reasons are mere propaganda

Enemyofpeace:
Chei see Peter on and Paul still standing firm on her chest. E be like sey the woman no give her children breastmilk when she dey young. If the woman give me the thing walahi I go do without any hesitation, if Mike like make he shoot me

If this woman catch you for bed ehn, she go wine of your dick with her rides.. Only a very strong big dick fit hammer her well and she go feel am

As far as Igbo child is not there, that's non of my business. One Nigerianists should fight for them

I stand with the UN report..... Bleep the delusional govermment of Nigeria