₦airaland Forum

Godoverevery:
Ds is needed in my house.....my neighbor is something else.....d ladies he brings home have in built woofer.
They don't just scream....they also say crazy thing (Bleep me harder etc) with the bed setting making lot of sounds.
He doesn't Bleep them ....he pound them.

hmmm

UnimkeAk:
As a corp member in 2013, when the occupants of the 6 flats in my compound including myself gather to discuss issues such as splitting of Nepa Bill's, when I asked why the guy in the BQ is not always in the meetings, they will say , dont mind that man, he is from Ebonyi, he doesn't know anything...

That's a fact Anambrarians see people from ebonyi as second class igbos...

Plus she played u simple

You're true bro. I've heard it.. Someone will be arguing with an Ebonyi man and he'll be like 'see this Abakaliki man oh' with amusement.. countless times

the hotel management has a good case That property owner is mad. I don't know how people can be this selfish

The average Nigerian politician is a liar. in fact, lying is the bedrock for a successful Nigerian political career.
Sometimes I don't blame them because even most Nigerians are dishonest people starting from traders, beggars, pastors, health professionals, job seekers, civil servants, security officials and even relatives. Nigerian politician are Nigerians also

Those that commits suicide are mostly people with a promising future. we have to look ahead for us to overcome the momentary circumstances

I rather invest in my state or geopolitical zone.. Nigeria is moving towards regionalism and possible dissolution. Owning properties outside your region is risky owing to the level of hate and tribalism in this country.

mosho2good:
```DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST
AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.```

*AMERICAN POST:*

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New
York, I love my husband so much and I can do
Anything to please him...But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

*COMMENTS:*

*James Silva :* I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

*Sarah water :* Oh my dear, sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake
up and face the fact that I am married.

*Michael paper :* well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..

*NIGERIAN POST:*

My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's
cousin! What should I do?

*NIGERIAN COMMENTS:*

*Dayo muyiwa :* Fool, love na food?

*Nkiru joy :* You are a disgrace to
womanhood..shame on u.

*Sam ogun:* Hannatu I lost ten pounds in the
last few weeks, click the link below http.//mobile
shades, com

*Idris kunle :* Any news about ASUU strike?

*One love :* If u want to fall for me too, call my
no: +23490762373

*Funmi Leye:* I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Julius kuku:* who u EPP?

*Tony Abubakar:* How does that affect the price
of rice in the market?

*Richard oke :* Abeg who get bb charger (pin
mouth)...

*Pharm Smart:* When Jesus said "it's finished",He was actually referring to your sense.

lwkmd... una go kill person for this nairaland

NwaAmaikpe:




As a university undergraduate, a friend Nasiru was narrating his sexual escapade with this girl whom I will call O because she was almost that shapeless.

O gave Nasiru all the green lights in this world.
She checked up on him in class, visited him in the hostel. She began sharing intimate stories with him and in a matter of time they were inseparable.
Only that their Union was yet to be consummated.

One day, she asked Nasiru to accompany her into town to check on her cousin who was sick.
Nasiru did and on getting to town, O's cousin was not home, they were told she had travelled back home to get better medical treatment.

Rather than come back to the hostel, O suggested that they relaxed a bit in her cousin's off-campus room.(she miraculously had a spare key)
So they did.

She said the weather was hot and took off her blouse, exposing her projectile of a brezz.
She then asked Nasiru to fan her while they gisted and she flapped her legs each time he made her laugh exposing her red and white striped pants in the process.

Well, long story short.
Nasiru ended up putting his dipstick in her oil sump.
And he admits that it was obvious the oil was already getting condemned and urgently needed a change.
He also says that she revved loud with a RPM of over 120 as he throttled.

But O began crying afterwards saying Nasiru took advantage of her. And the mumu of a boy kept begging her.
So the aim of his story was for me; NwaAmaikpe to accompany him to apologize to O.

I didn't know when I slapped him and reminded him that God forbid that a true Christian like myself will encourage my friend to become a pussyworshipper.

He left in anger and went to check on her.

Guess what?

He overheard O and her supposed sick cousin gisting about his performance.
O said she would never have talked to him again if he was 'Jew' enough not to peruse her inner cavity.
She said it worked according to plan only that he came quicker than a speed boat.

Nasiru came back to the hostel dejected, forlorn and feeling all used but NwaAmaikpe was there to make him feel even worse by laughing him to stupor.

MORAL OF THE STORY.

Never trust a woman's story.
Half of the time, it is just a plot in a well orchestrated scheme.

Even the most innocent of women is a subtle schemer. It has been so since the days of Eve, don't expect to be the one to change it.

This man's story is the reason why my people advice a man to divorce his wife if she has been raped.
Because not only may the rape story and its scenario not be true but she has recently tasted another manhood and may spend the rest of her life comparing it with yours or longing for more.

good one Nwamaikpe

NwaAmaikpe:




You are such an ingrate.
Do you know how many of us that wish that our partners were cool with our exes.

You have the prospect of a 3some on a platter and here you are complaining about a gift from God.

But this does not add up.
If x+10 = u ≤ 40%

Where 10 is your present spouse,
x is your ex
While you are u.
And u is less than in an optimal state.

Then what is y?

Y is simply that you did your ex bad.
He was a great guy but you schemed him away for your present husband out of greed and an addiction for cheating.

I know this because,
You feel sooooo uncomfortable with your ex around. You feel an indescribable amount of guilt each time you see him and it feels like you are staring at Karma in human garb.

For your husband to be that nice to your ex means that
Your husband knew you were cheating on your ex with him. He knows your ex didn't deserve that wrong, this explains why he feels obliged to set him up on life.

So it is either that he is a man of great conscience or a man who needs your ex as an ally to know the true you and decipher all of your trickery for him to feel this indebted to your ex.

Or even better.
Your husband and your ex may be gay and your ex is using this as his best revenge.

But one thing is certain.
You were two-faced and bad to your ex....this is why the bible says that the wicked runs when NOTHING is chasing them.

Get over it, what will be, will be.
This is because I've just found out from your previous post that your ex isn't really an ex but your best and most loyal patron in your prostitution days.

You owe him, an agreement is an agreement.
Your husband is a proper gentleman so he should understand this too.
I don't think your husband will even mind because someone who brings home his wife's ex and someone who marries a hoe doesn't expect much out of marriage.

My only prayer is that your husband is forever able to meet his financial, emotional and sexual obligations because water will surely find it's level.

What do I even know, over to Lalastic. lala and the other elders.

you heated the nail on the head.

while there northern counterparts are busy with their 4 wives

Regionalism is gradually creeping in.. Nothing can stop restructuring or outright dissolution of this shithole

Naija needs restructuring.. This our so called constitution is contradictory.

NwaAmaikpe:




I entered the new year ejaculating, my mates were praying.
Someone said it is a bad omen.

They may be right if truly Iran wants to go to war.

Because by the time they are through with USA and Israel, some of us might not even have any semen left to ejaculate again.

I just hope they don't transfer some aggression on those holding ElZazaky because Trump has pushed Iran into Overdrive.
And this anger knows no mercy.

That is what I call a nation.
A country that knows when push has turned to shove.

If it were one country now, it's Minister of Communication would have since given a press release denying the death of any General.

He'd call the missile attack a case of firecrackers and 'knockouts' from excited children celebrating the New Year then blame the opposition for heating up the polity by spreading fake news.

While the Presidential media aide will say that the said General committed suicide just to apologize to the US.

Bad is bad.
I love the U.S of A but I stand with Iran.

This comment is so deep. The country na naija..

one of the best American presidents

ofalu047:
How come these fire incidences are only happening in the Southern oart of the country, despite the fact that the Northern part is drier?

Do fire outbreak occur in deserts?. Na where things dey na where fire fit catch something..

Once this airport is completed, the south easterners will embrace it as if there life depends on it. It will be there regional international airport. As Yorubas have started there regional police, other regions will follow suit. Restructuring gradually will creep in as regions will hold unto there infrastructure. The airport will make Enugu Eastern Abuja.

legal fraudsters. The state should not pay these crooks. political offices are not civil service jobs. Once you leave office, go and start business or eat from your investments

honestly i don't see any fascinating thing about this whole bbnaija stuff

2 years from now. The fear of STIs is my reason for abstaining

half baked graduates showing what they're made of. A supposedly educated folks taking Naira marley as there role model

Guyman02:
Heavy fighting goes on daily between Igbos and Yorubas but no bloodshed, it happens online and in the media. Once the log out Tunde will call Nkechi to come around and give him the best Kpekus of his life, while Emeka will call Bimbo to meet him at ShopRite and from there to his house for a wonderful time.

Emeka without telling Bimbo opens his phone and sees a topic about Igbos on Nairaland and calls Tunde Afonja and Skull Miner logs out and ask for second round, Tunde responds and calls him IPOBian Inyamiri, logs out and puts his mouth on Nkechis succulent breasts.

But any quarrel between Yoruba or Igbo and Hausa, you hear that many are dead. Why?

lol.. i love this

They should leave Ebonyi state oh. true federalism is needed so that states can manage there resources by themselves

I'm not a fan of APC but i think PDP had failed Bayelsans for years. As they try another party, let's watch there performance. There is nothing as constant as change

Government College, Umuahia.. The great men include 1) Chinua Achebe the great author 2)Laz Ekwueme a great actor 3)The minister of education during Obasanjo's tenure. I've forgotten his name 4)Dr Orji uzor Kalu former Gov of Abia State 5)Chukwueze the great super eagle's player 6)Elechi Amadi


and host of others

ola33t:







How safe is it, when a man meant to be driving a wheelchair is driving a whole bus in a busy, dangerous megacity, plus the tendency that the bus could be faulty.

Each moment spent on this side of the planet, the indwellers are exposed to new levels of risk especially for people in places like Lagos.

I always knew that Nigerians are specially protected by special set of Guardian Angels because if village people are really that active plus the high level of risks inherent of the country, the mortality rate would have been more than Hiroshima.

looool.. this your comment dey trip me

reply well deserved
Imaging a presiding judge making such unguarded utterances just because she wants to please some people above. Well, the country is in a total mess and her judiciary shouldn't be an exception

airminem:
Blah blah blah. Is it ur own body ni?

this your post eh

china is in a world of its own.. as far as one nigeria is concerned, we will never achieve this even in a million years

awwfar:
hahaha...which one is best picture again? you mean your other filtered pictures? ..no amount of filter can make u look good sef... see head like Coconut, boobs con be like agbalumo seed.. Choi

��� lwkmd

ConqueredWest:
2031

Bookmark my post

Nigeria will end 2031 if the Igbos or SS are denied power after the North has done 2 terms

2031 is even far but lets keep it that time

ednut1:
bros if you are smart you would have decoded what was happening. The current nigeria benefits the west and our leaders. So they work in tandem. U think dino melaye will empower his village instead of buying cars He won't because during election he can buy their votes for 1k each. When the west were conquering africa any kingdom those on ground could not beat. The british empire sent naval warships and reinforcements to defeat or make them surrender.

Read this peace by lord lugard. Out of all races the black man is the most back ward. Go to jamiaca or haiti its same story. See what whites did in south africa.


Lord Lugard, the former governor-general of Nigeria, in 1926, wrote his unfiltered thought about Nigerians. From his book, The Dual Mandates, come these excerpts: "In character and temperament, the typical African of this race-type is a happy, thriftless, excitable person, lacking in self-control, discipline, and foresight. Naturally courageous, and naturally courteous and polite, full of personal vanity, with little sense of veracity, fond of music and loving weapons as an oriental loves jewellery. His thoughts are concentrated on the events and feelings of the moment, and he suffers little from the apprehension for the future or grief for the past. His mind is far nearer to the animal world than that of the European or Asiatic, and exhibits something of the animals' placidity and want of desire to rise beyond the state he has reached.

"Through the ages, the African appears to have evolved no organised religious creed, and though some tribes appear to believe in a deity, the religious sense seldom rises above pantheistic animalism and seems more often to take the form of a vague dread of the supernatural. He lacks the power of organisation, and is conspicuously deficient in the management and control alike of men or business. He loves the display of power, but fails to realize its responsibility - he will work hard with a less incentive than most races. He has the courage of the fighting animal, an instinct rather than a moral virtue. In brief, the virtues and defects of his race -type are those of attractive children, whose confidence when it is won is given ungrudgingly as to an older and wiser superior and without envy. Perhaps, the two traits which have impressed me as those most characteristic of the African native are his lack of apprehension and his lack of ability to visualize the future"

Even in uk, usa , canada indians and chinese are setting up companies to bring their people over. A black man would not do that. So bros we are not smart as a unit. Many voted buhari cos he was a muslim and fulani in the north. But wont vote an intellect like moghalu because he is igbo and has no funds to share. Bros wake up

wonderful.... i want to like this post a thousand times