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Will be such an interesting Match

Yes..while in schl.. E sweet die...She ends up sleeping in my room most night...Knacking galore in my room and her room...Plus the whole compound became jealous of the free food and kitten I was getting steady, while some of the guys in the compound tried to toast her behind me after hailing me o..lol, so they could have a taste of what I was getting...
She told me about all of them...I broke up when I was tired of the pvssy...
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But the problem is that u won't be able to cheat with rest of mind, those guys will cast u...I cheated on her once...while with the gal, I was praying she doesnt come home...and bust my bubble..both sweet and risky
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Female privilege once again.
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I can count 1 million and one talented young guys who never saw an helper..Being a female gives u many things on a platter.
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I won't blame Bobrisky for porting to the vagina people. So much opportunity being a vagina person.

This man lost it all..chai..lost his wife, and peace of mind.
You can hardly win an adultery case against a popular Nigerian pastor unless you have a video footage..lol
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That's why I envy Nigerian pastor..enjoying church money, tithe and members pvssy, either married or single, What an enjoyment!. You can only wish this kind of double God's blessing

It will end in premium tears.... continue fooling yourself

The kind of fornication going on on Twitter ehn...You go shock

He one go fvvck in daughter for hotel? We need more lies to answer that question

But from the first half so far....Barca has been more hungry to score...creating numerous chances they couldn't bury....While PSG are a bit relaxed, somewhat overconfident cos of the 3 goal cushion they have.
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On the other end of the pitch, Lenglet was trying to hoodwink the refereee thinking he won't notice the professional foul on Icardi....It was a well deserved PK for Psg and yellow for Lenglet, especially when you consider Barcas PK two weeks ago where no one tripped Dejong of which it seemed so and they gave them pk..

compare that line up with PSG's

Imagine Dejong, and one Oscar minguez and lenglet are the 3 man defense to track mbappe and high field penetrating passes of Paredes and Veratti..

While Busquet and pedri are the two midfielder to battle Veratti, Paredes and Gana...lol
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he used Dest and Alba as wing back....
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Barca go suffer today..lol...I can't wait to cheer and toast to their massacre.. lol

Pochettino:
Shut up
Fela is trash

Will like to say your Papa is trash. iwor omo alai niran ...Your poor education is your problem, Nigeria truly failed you, otherwise u will know who are truly African legend

Lyrics269:
Fulani Amaka

sounds So odd....Na Fulani + herdsmen we know

Blitz

It will no longer matter if you work hard and become successful...They will be rushing to even snap with you. Don't let it bother you. This life can be very petty...don't take it too serious

vikstandon:
When you felt it was an unachievable height and project...
And when you have spent part of your life with proposals hitting the rock.

Lucky you if your first proposal went through...

When you have been heartbroken on a countless time... Only to meet your heartrob later... And finding how you would have made a colossal mistake with your earlier proposal.

Lol.. funny...I still don't get, maybe cos I haven't suffered heartbreak...na me dey break heart..so it's weird to propose and the gal won't accept

Aug28th:
A friend of mine cried during his wedding last October coz his mum wasn't present.
He lost his mum in 2019.

It's different strokes for different folks

now I understand..But my own cousin who cried in his wedding has both mom and dad...I was embarrassed for him..lol

edoairways:
So it is nice for a grown up lady to cry I suppose. What kind of stereotype society do we live in

Hope u are okay....what the fvbck u mean abt stereotype....in your African culture, do groom cry during traditional marriage ceremony? isn't it a common emotional scene for bride to cry? so fvckery are u talking abt stereotype

I think the guy had a chance cos Adesanya fought someone above his category

Nato008:
u for chop am slap na,make en head reset

lol...and we be age mate o...

1000angstroms:
When people like me yab you now, the biased mods here will ban me shaparly. My four usernames are on ban now cos of borehole ikpued nkitas like you.
Look at how you are comfortablely yabbing someones mother because he made his opinion idiot. What made you think your own mother ain't a sack of STD or that you ain't a product of expired postinor 2?
Damn! I hate born by mistakes like you that feel entitled to your obscured iberiberism.

this kind swear gidigan o

Doctored statistics

colestephan86:
You do not understand.
It's not like the had prepared themselves to cry at the party, the tears just came on its own.

I had my experience too, when I sat down waiting for my wife to dance in and was looking at all the people that had gathered cos of me , the tears just rolled out , I had to quickly clean my face but still one of my cousin's noticed it.
Most times , a good and well planned wedding seem impossible for the guy, but when he sees how well the event went plus' the people gathered. Bro, you won't be able to control the tears

May God bless ur marriage

badman007:
I did. I’m divorced now so Bleep it..

Lol..wtf!

lexy2014:
Just like that? It doesn't work that way. Like I said, producers in d US will first seek to promote their own talent first because it's who they no. D wrestlers& musicians u referring to are already known to Hollywood audiences. When Michael Jordan did space jam in 1996, he was already a household name in d US NBA. So it was easy for d producers. They need faces that will make their bodies sell. Mind u, not all athletes & musicians are that lucky. Some just get cameo roles at first in sitcoms & movies just like Davido got. Sometimes, top business men get cameos. Like Elon Musk got a cameo role in Iron Man

exactly....u no lie

CNN has no right or know-how to know the best soup in Africa. Na we we fit determine da one.
To hell with CNN

GeneralPula:
Op, how many fine girls have you seen wey don make ham for life? Don’t be deceived with fake eye lashes and all, only the extremely lucky ones do scale thru..

A lot of fine naija girls are poor, lazy, lacks intelligence, with fake lifestyle..

Many of them have had the opportunity, they only wasted it on exuberance and frivolities

alfredilly:
Where were you when OAU was toping the list of best universities for years. The same OAU will join UI students in competition and trash them. OAU lecturer might be old fashioned and conventional in their approach, but the university has a system that groom student into hardworking and academic success. OAU graduate are leading everywhere.

Wahala....But everyone knows UI is first in Naija now.

puremaker7:
why did you stake Arsenal straight win?

I'm not a punter...I don't bet. I don't believe in it...just a good football fan

Ui is always first in everything Nigeria. Abeg who dey do juju for UI. OAU don porshue porshoe UI tire dey don give up. I comot yansh for Recte safere fons!

Disappointed in myself for reading this rubbish wey no geh head