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Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2019
dinosmiles:
How can I get in touch with you funny dude?
send a pm.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:21am On Nov 05, 2019
Hello everyone . It being a while here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Start A New Business With $0 In Your Bank Account. by FunnyDude(op): 7:15pm On Nov 03, 2019
kenralph:
Funny enough, this thread won't get many posts and views. The way to heaven is indeed crooked.
We have misplaced priority in this country
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Celebrates His 35th Birthday Today by FunnyDude(m): 8:00am On Oct 28, 2019
35 years is the football age
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Got A Job, Both No Transport Pls I Need A Loan Of 30k To Pay 40k Buy Nov En by FunnyDude(m): 5:50am On Oct 22, 2019
A bird at hand is worth thousand in a bush. Which do you prefer to keep earning something or begging people and lose your respect.

OP never despise your days of little beginning. Don't mind what all these naysayers are typing here.

Manage the job, and keep praying for more jobs.

Most people will jump at this offer considering the nature of Nigeria economy.
CrimeRe: Interpol Allegedly Picks Up Dubai-based “big Boy”  Mompha by FunnyDude(m): 5:27am On Oct 22, 2019
Keep your life lowkey, they won't listen, when you do this, you're only attracting enemies to yourself for no reason.
Not everyone is happy seeing you with clout
RomanceRe: Don't Date Or Marry Someone You Are Suspicious About..... by FunnyDude(m): 3:27pm On Oct 20, 2019
Suspicious differs here. It depends. Assuming someone hinted you about your spouse cheating on you based on hearsay, will you quickly believe it ? I guess no.

As a wise person, you'd have inform such informant to give you well detailed way of catching your spouse in the act rather than random hearsay.

With this kind of suspicious, will you let go of your spouse without any proof.

Most times, those telling you the hearsay may be jeoulous of your union. This happens to a friend recently.


Note: Not all suspicions are correct. Look deep!!
RomanceRe: Facebook Saved Me From A Cheating Girlfriend by FunnyDude(m): 12:21pm On Oct 13, 2019
The person who invest most in a relationship bear the brunt when things like this happens.
My advice is in any relationship make both parties invest equally. Or invest what you can let go.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper That My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex? by FunnyDude(m): 7:56pm On Oct 09, 2019
Anyone lady that's not contented with the little you've got should be dumped. Cut your coat accordingly.

Stop being emotional with women. Be logical in your thoughts.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:53pm On Oct 09, 2019
dinosmiles:
Funny dude.....
It's been a while, how you are good.
We love the value you dish on this thread, please continue
Thanks. I will surely keep giving out values.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Abeg, Advise Me Oooh, I Just Finished My NYSC Oooo by FunnyDude(m): 6:51pm On Oct 09, 2019
Hier:
This thing is still funny to me, bur its a phase in my life, yea, job, I don won get headache sef. I need job ooo. grin looool, see as I dey laugh myself, I can't still believe my eyes cry grin, but all is well. I need a job. I studied Estate Management, finished from Obafemi Awolowo University, concluded my NYSC recently, a week now, batch C and my email is avwegconsult@gmail.com

Currently in Oyo State
Follow this thread for guidance

https://www.nairaland.com/4605959/how-make-above-40k-every
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Abeg, Advise Me Oooh, I Just Finished My NYSC Oooo by FunnyDude(m): 6:49pm On Oct 09, 2019
Welcome to the world of struggle. This will be helpful
https://www.nairaland.com/5422426/how-start-new-business-0#82320099
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 10:13pm On Oct 04, 2019
blizzers:
If you earn $1500 a month, will you still want a regular job of 80-100k?
Individual prospect differs. Our long term goal differs too. Some want to build career while some want to be an entrepreneur. I know of someone in this thread earning above $1k monthly as a freelancer. He is gainfully employed with 150k in the bag monthly.
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 11:24am On Oct 04, 2019
odizeey:
in Nigeria?

I'll take freelancing over and over again.
Sure, freelancing has been dope. Come to think of it, everything in this world have a good side and bad side of it, living a computer life restrict one most times and make one a loner.

By the way, nothing stop anyone from having a paid job and still doing freelancing at the side. You earn from both ways and still cure loneliness at the same time.

In Nigeria, you need streams of income to be in the middle class.

TGIF!!!!
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 9:00pm On Oct 02, 2019
smokers:
Is there any freelance hangout group. That I can join in Lagos either via whatsaap or any means. This recluse life is tiring.
Freelancing ought to be a part time thing. I don't buy the idea of it being a full time job because it seclude you from the real life.

We're humans, we're still young, we need that human interaction in our lives.

Thank God you stay in Lagos, I'd suggest you get a job with your skill in a reputable company, and freelance in your spare time. It's a win-win situation for you.
Jobs/VacanciesHow To Start A New Business With $0 In Your Bank Account. by FunnyDude(op): 4:41pm On Sep 17, 2019
How To Start A New Business With $0 in Your Bank Account.
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By the time you finish reading this post, you'll have known how to start an online business without having a dime in your bank account.

Every year, many graduates pray for blessing of good job after school. The reality is the good jobs has been hijacked by the rich, leaving the low paying ones for the children of the poor.

Are you in this situation of looking for more income streams? Are you dreaming of starting a business but no money to kick start such dreams?

Be happy, because in this post you will learn something new today. Be calm. Give yourself just 1-2 month from now.

I'll be listing the steps. So follow me, let go.

Step 1- Have a Computer and internet connection:

This is the first step to go, we are looking into a digital business that you can create your own world from. Hence, you would need a computer and internet as the basic requirements.
This leads us to the next one...

Step 2- Identify a niche and Learn a skill from it:

Look inward, what are you good at, what can you do effectively without complaining or easily; even when spending long hours on it?

For instance, I like making research and learning new stuff, so I ventured into Copywriting and Research Writing. Hope you can relate with me.

Identify the niche you'll be going into and get trained on that skill; learn it passionately as if you're writing your final year or bar exams.. Lol.

While at it, make mistakes and re-learn from them. With time you'll become a PRO. This lead us to the next part.

Step 3- Offer your service for free to gain Clients' trust:

Now you've known your onions, you're good to sell your skill. But wait! Don't rush it. Go out there on several social media platforms, targeted groups and freelance sites. Tell your prospective client that you'll be offering them a free service just to check your job and offer you review.

Truth is, no one will pay you or give you job easily without seeing your work. After the work, ask your clients for their recommendation and review. It's best to tow this path. Believe me, it works.

Step 4- The money will start coming in:

The final part is where you'll start getting jobs from your free-serviced clients and also with their network, if your delivery is good. You'll be tired of working because the demand will start rolling in. This is my long time secret.

Thank you.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:25pm On Sep 17, 2019
How To Start A New Business With $0 in Your Bank Account.
=====================

By the time you finish reading this post, you'll have known how to start an online business without having a dime in your bank account.

Every year, many graduates pray for blessing of good job after school. The reality is the good jobs has been hijacked by the rich, leaving the low paying ones for the children of the poor.

Are you in this situation of looking for more income streams? Are you dreaming of starting a business but no money to kick start such dreams?

Be happy, because in this post you will learn something new today. Be calm. Give yourself just 1-2 month from now.

I'll be listing the steps. So follow me, let go.

Step 1- Have a Computer and internet connection:

This is the first step to go, we are looking into a digital business that you can create your own world from. Hence, you would need a computer and internet as the basic requirements.
This leads us to the next one...

Step 2- Identify a niche and Learn a skill from it:

Look inward, what are you good at, what can you do effectively without complaining or easily; even when spending long hours on it?

For instance, I like making research and learning new stuff, so I ventured into Copywriting and Research Writing. Hope you can relate with me.

Identify the niche you'll be going into and get trained on that skill; learn it passionately as if you're writing your final year or bar exams.. Lol.

While at it, make mistakes and re-learn from them. With time you'll become a PRO. This lead us to the next part.


Step 3- Offer your service for free to gain Clients' trust:

Now you've known your onions, you're good to sell your skill. But wait! Don't rush it. Go out there on several social media platforms, targeted groups and freelance sites. Tell your prospective client that you'll be offering them a free service just to check your job and offer you review.

Truth is, no one will pay you or give you job easily without seeing your work. After the work, ask your clients for their recommendation and review. It's best to tow this path. Believe me, it works.

Step 4- The money will start coming in.

The final part is where you'll start getting jobs from your free-serviced clients and also with their network, if your delivery is good. You'll be tired of working because the demand will start rolling in. This is my long time secret.

Thank you.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:46pm On Sep 17, 2019
dinosmiles:
Went through some pages of this thread and I am impressed..

I don't know the poster but all I know is that learning a high income skill like copywriting will lift any serious person outta poverty..
Thanks for those words. I'm lifted.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:21pm On Sep 11, 2019
Thane:
sir pls I need the eBook, please do send to thanedominic@gmail.com or directly to my WhatsApp https:///send?phone=23407032909591
Sent it.

You can do a favor to others by sending it to those above you.

CC:
Thegoodjoe
Effico5real
Brooke60
Uche393

Meet this person for the free pdf
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:03pm On Sep 11, 2019
restore8:
how do I get This? I have been trying to reach you but you're really making it difficult check your mail schoolbuse42@gmail.com
I have sent you a message. You can check your inbox.
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand My Life Any Longer by FunnyDude(m):
Op I was in such dilemma once upon a time.

I used my last 40k double Nysc allowance to look for job immediately after service.

The 40k got exhausted on Transportation.

I was exhausted. I have no option.


I looked inward to check what's left in me.


Nothing.


But guess what? I found something that'll sustain me forever and has been doing ever since.

I started earning my Nysc double allowance weekly without seeing the sun outside.

Think and grow rich.

Here is the thread I created:

https://www.nairaland.com/4605959/how-make-above-40k-every
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:35am On Sep 11, 2019
My Top Secret ebook in Copywriting is still on sale at $6 (NGN 2,000). For those interested in it should send me a PM.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:22am On Sep 11, 2019
How To Start A New Business With $0 in Your Bank Account

=========================

Life evolves, you should too.

You're never too old to learn a new skill

You're never too old to start a new life.

You're never too old to start out a business and flourish.

Your only job is to keep motivating yourself everyday.

There is hope.

In my next post, I'll be writing on how you can start a business with $0 in your bank account.

I'll either create a new thread for it in the business section or put it here in this existing thread.

Stay tuned...
BusinessRe: Pay 70k For Good-as-new N133k LG Smart Flatscreen TV by FunnyDude(m): 2:31pm On Sep 09, 2019
Astrocyte:
Also selling off my flat screen TV.

108cm 43inches
Lh602v
WebO.S. 3.0
Metallic design
Virtual surround plus
Bluetooth

It's an LG Smart TV. Which means it can connect to anything connectable and play any audio/video on it: your phone, laptop, PC, USB and even the Internet.

You can browse the web with it, just like you do on a PC. You can watch Youtube. It comes pre-installed with Netflix, Amazon, Aljazeera and some others including sports channels.

You can connect it to the Internet via ethernet cable or with wifi, even your phone's wifi.

You can stream and watch Netflix/Amazon movies and series with your spectranet modem. And if youve run out of data, you can connect your phone to it via bluetooth, play movies on your phone and watch it on your LG Smart TV, crystal clear.

If you start watching a movie or series episode and you stop halfway, even if you come back a year later, youll still be able to continue from where you stopped.

When you connect it to your phone via bluetooth, you can even use the TV to send texts, and other phone stuff, without even touching the phone.

The only thing you cant do with the smart TV is cook ogbonno or ewedu soup.

It is pure viewing pleasure, I tell you.

Not to talk of when you connect it to your surround system and play DVDs - you'll feel like youre at the cinema.

Of course, you can also watch local stations on it, like any regular TV. And its as good as brand new.

The TV costs N133K but I'm selling it for 70k. The lucky buyer also gets the N20k TV stand in the pix for free. (Check the price at online stores: LG Smart TV LH602 43 inches.)

Would never ever sell it if I wasnt travelling. It's pure delight. And of all my stuff Im selling off, this TV is the hardest to let go of.

I reside at asokoro abuja.

08155289071
I live in Lagos and you're in Abj. I'd have buy it.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:17am On Sep 06, 2019
Blazing12345:
please send the ebook to augusta. ukpong@yahoo.com
Done
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:17am On Sep 06, 2019
Blazing12345:
please send the ebook to augusta. ukpong@yahoo.com
Done
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:15am On Sep 06, 2019
Kul3ger:
Been begging for a copy since Dec, 2018 cry cry cry
Who did I offend cry cry
Funnydude, please come to my rescue cry cry
That's hilarious. You can check your mail.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:15am On Sep 06, 2019
Kul3ger:
Been begging for a copy since Dec, 2018 cry cry cry
Who did I offend cry cry
Funnydude, please come to my rescue cry cry
That's hilarious. You can check your mail.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:08am On Sep 06, 2019
restore8:
I need more information on your product Sir.

schoolbuse42@gmail.com
I don't have a product. This is just a thread for enlightenment and engagements.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:30pm On Sep 05, 2019
Hi everyone


How is the hussle going?


Mine is going fine here.


We give glory to God through his mercy.


The bane of freelancing world is the time factor.


Deadline! Deadline! Deadline!


As in, time is limited and demands are high most of the times.


"Man must chop "


24 hours in a day is like an hour, so small when you have much to do on your sleeve.


Most of the times, I bury my head in Computer at the wee hour of most nights.


But the money is rolling in that's the real deal.


It is well with us Nigerian Youth.


Our governments has failed us.


Life after school is no joke here in Nigeria.


Hence, we should take the bull by the horn to create a niche for ourselves.


Nigeria is hard already, we shouldn't complicate it for ourselves.


Happy people!
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:07am On Aug 29, 2019
The problem with most youth is that they are kind of lazy to research what will put FOOD on their table.

Go to YouTube, for free all that you need to become very skilled are there.

We are in a revolutionary era.

Skills rules and certificate is the backup

The abilities to learn, unlearn and relearn are what education is all about.

Learning is a continuum.

With skills, you'll keep changing jobs like your cloths.

Instead of chasing job, chase that skills--Job will come knocking.

I'm a testimony.

What I've come to realize is that companies, clients and people will only pay you for what value you'll bring to the table.

The more your value, the more you get paid.

Life is process --------

Be in the process ----

No overnight success -------


Stay happy!

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