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dammylarey:
I have been reading this thread from the beginning and am so griped by the passion #funnydude applied, your kind is rear. Thanks for the loads of information disseminated. I would love to have my copy of the eBook too send to dwkgddare@gmail.com thanking you in anticipation sir. I once freelancer in 2014 but trying to go back into now so your info worth more than gold to me.

Thank you for the kind word sir .

Come and join me here... You go work tire your body go tell you.

I have enough jobs for you oga

throwaway123456:
but they're not alot of job opportunities over there compared to Lagos

Say who?
In Lagos if you've got no connect, you either have a marketing job or related stuff.
You think it that easy having a job in Lagos...Please rethink population is high.

Reason I hate Lagos. I prefer Abuja

Thank you

What I'm about to write about KANO (KANAWA) and the Northern region generally is truth and the truth only!!!! So help me God.


I went to Kano shortly after my Nysc in 2018.

Below is my experience....

I'm a Muslim from South west of Nigeria. I have lived in Kano for a while, having lived most of my life in the city of Lagos, schooled 5years in EASTERN Nigeria , I said I should try a new region which is North and I went to Kano state.. Boom!! What I met in Kano was just like what Buhari promised us then before 2015 and what we have now.

KANO state is good and favourable for the core Northerner and I can said that again. Please don't risk your life for anything to live or visit Kanawa.
North generally kano or not ain't healthy, the almajiris are almost everywhere and their illiterate youths already have their eyes on you waiting for a riot to happen in their community then viola!! You are gone so soon.
If I as a muslim faithful can't live in such state I wonder how other people with religion denomination cope.
Below are some of my reasons why I dislike Kano(Northern region ) ;

1. The sun is HOT, so hot that you can melt if care is not taken. I bath 4 times a day, can you imagine?
Dust and granite everywhere due to lack of rainfall. Kano is a sahel region and as such has little rainfall. Heat and dust is much.

2. I'm a muslim born and breed up but I can't live with such people due to some personal security reasons.
Let me give some analogy :

The Hausawa see themselves as the best and perfect tribe on earth and as such they don't value any other person aside their tribesman. If you are Yoruba muslim, kogi muslim and you think you are one religion with Hausa's; my dear southern brother's and sister's any time there is little crisis you will be the first person to be killed and matchet even in the mosque while praying together with them. Imagine the scenario!

3. You won't be able to talk freely with the opposite sex just because of some sharia law. You only live once, and as such cannot live my life in such primitive way.

4. Average Hausa person is TRIBALISTIC . They don't like to patronize you in business or any other trade if they have their tribe doing that business, they prefer to patronize their kinsmen.

5. Things are not cheap as portrays. Forget it! Pure water cost #10 same as south. An orange is #10 or #20 same as south. I bought #200 suya and it was so small like heck. A dirty small room cost 26 to 30k
Note : This is not Sabon gari else it will have been costlier.

6. All eyes on you!! I can say that again, in anything you do they are watching you and accordingly looking for how to blame you especially the landlords in the regions.
Imagine your friend came visiting and she is a female, you know the rest.

7. Transportation is expensive in Kano just as Lagos. The South West state I served you can board a bus 50naira and go any length of the state but in Kano you can enter a marwa and you will pay 300naira more or less depends on the journey.
Please my southern people. Fear North Don't be caught...

Before going to Kano as a Southerner please read this
https://www.nairaland.com/4468202/all-southerners-should-avoid-kano

Thank you guys for the words of encouragement.

My whatsapp is filled with testimonies.

You guys rocks.

I'm awaiting for more mature time to share my recently found Online Money System that works.

Atleast it works for me, and it should work for you too.

Unlike freelancing, this will be a passive means of income.

Just sit back and relax to earn forever.

I've been on it for some months now.

Will be giving it free live on this thread soon.

To your success.

Life is funny, I rejected a 60k job recently in Lagos through a recommendation.

Though I ain't in the state.

I'm a freelancer though.

God will be see you through this phase of life.


I pray for you.

mknigeriagreat:
Nothing stops you from wishing this carnival a successful one. Truth be told if I check your background, it is either you are Igbo or a PDP supporter that is not even known in your ward. Why do you guys delight in evil and negativities? You are one of the main reasons one feels like they should allow us own guns in this country. If the carnival flops as your generation will always wish, will it add 20naira to your -2000 naira red account?

Jeez. Guy have mercy on him this is savage. Laughing real hard here.

AtoningBlood:
What will cripple them self? Their aim is to clean up the market place, leave only professionals to bid for jobs.

Clients look for professionals, nothing more. If you can travel all the way from the East on night bus to Lagos to write job aptitude test; job of over 1000 applicants and they need just 10, is it not still wiser to pay $5 monthly to apply to jobs less competitive?

Am so excited sha. Agency things loading.

In every situation there is an opportunity. I'll tap into this present opportunity on Upwork.

COPYWRITING X MARKET RESEARCH AGENCY LOADING......

geloorrrrdd:
LMAO. Upwork concept is already working. Nobody would buy it. You can't expect them to buy $ to bid for jobs they haven't gotten yet. Now, only skilled and serious people would hang on. The rest would use the exit door, making jobs to be easier to get.

True though. But it's not as it seems though, you may be surprised the competition will still be much hence wasting of funds.

czarina:
And there's no guarantee you'll even get the job in the first place.

Yet they'll still deduct the 20% from one's earning at the end of the day. This is just another means to extort sellers, it'll scare the hell out of new sellers... Lols.. Especially those that earns little funds.

Upwork will shoot their ass soon
Like how do you expect me to use $ to bid for jobs I haven't gotten yet.
I'm selling off my account soon.

You voted for NextLevel Nigeria
Enjoy your NextLevel while it last
Next 4years will be interesting to you all

You voted for NextLevel Nigeria
Enjoy your NextLevel while it last
Next 4years will be interesting to you all

.

Curse indeed.

All these Nollywood movies has flawed you guys mindset into believing this kind of SH!T.

What of the money, sperms and calories the guy wasted for straight 9years on her too.

Ladies and emotional game.


She should get lost.

handsomebanana:
Alright
Does it still bring as much cash as b4

Even more than before. Thanks

handsomebanana:
Alright
Does it still bring as much cash as b4

Even more than before. Thanks

handsomebanana:
Guy what's up with your fiverr.you no dey do am again

I'm still in business but on a low key.

Admin401:
Then why are you calling her a lady of easy virtue? Tell her to fvck off if you don't want her anymore. What a coward.

Coward kee you there.

So I should chase her away just like that.

Make she swear for me


Bros.. Make I yarn u broken English

Me still get ample future ahead of me

I no wan collect swear of women

I'll rather leave that house for 1 month, till the feelings dissolved totally.

We should be careful on how we discharge women in a case like this.

EmekaBlue:
Invite ur guys over and tell her u want to practice 3some sex....

Thank me later

Best advice of the year. I'll give this a trial.

generationz:
chai
That same lady on opened a thread for before?


Brother funnydude congrats you don get wife lol



maybe you should use broom or cele water.

However calling a woman you are sexing a woman of easy virtue isn't nice at all.

After all you are Also having sex with her , so what name should we call you?
don't know if there are things she has told you that made you think that way.

However, this babe really likes you from the way I see it. She would be hurt if she sees the way you described her.

When a woman is really into a man she becomes a beast sexually.

It doesn't mean those that seem sexually timid are more virtuous than her.

Don't let what's on the surface fool you.

Virginity is a virtue. Every man or woman should remain one .

However I know two guys who can't seem to get over the pain caused girls who they deflowered and gave their all to only for the girls to begin screwing other men when their eye tear.

But she is.

I know what I'm saying.

She is coded olosho, you pay and get her cunt.

That's what I did.

I ordered her like uber for a service.

Till she saw how composed and educated I was.

I guess she's looking for serious relationship. Nah. Not me.

Even though I guffed big time but you know the flesh is weak against temptation.

We all mortals

She isn't my standard you know I'm trying to dodge her so that my family should not know about this.

Give me advice biko.

How are you doing with your freelance writing business?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
When u say "easy virtue", do u mean she sleeps around? Or cos she gave u d cookie without much trouble? I'm sure you invited her and probably seduced her. Anyways you can man up and tell her. Simple.

Yes, hard core one.

Preshy561:
Community service is calling another easy virtue.
So tomorrow, someone will come and marry this mishap?

Recap that statement to "service for humanity"

That's what I render to your gender.

Marrying a Virgin from the village.

No more city girls.

87.9 % of your gender in the city are of easy virtue.

badadvice:
I'll advise you buy her a house so she'll have a home to return to after you both have sex.

You always get it right bro. I believe advising people is your calling. Lols

Retrography:
Op, you must carry your cross! Shebi when she show for your crib the first night, you been dey feel like don for women affairs! Once again, OP, I say carry your cross.

Bro read my explanation again, nobody feels like a don, it just a coincidence.

keryj:
Useless thread

Of course it's a useless thread but you chose to comment on it. Girls and their double standard

derrydinny:
why you come carry am for head like fez cap, na your virtue?

Don't mind him. Holy than thou

Newboss:
Dude, is your dick failing you?

Explore some fūcking new styles. Remember, bad girls are good for bad styles. Fūck her until you become a legend

Done all that roller coaster trust me

I've got loads of stuff on my sleeve lately. So I'm tired of the adventures.


My life doesn't depends on that thing.

Thanks.