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ubunja:
the time and energy you are devoting to hate on another guy is actually gay bro.
If you disagree with ubunja its fine. Let it go. It's not a crime. Go chill on other threads you actually agree with. Its very simple

This is me having some shit banters back and forth, lol, me hating? Heheee this just shows u re fùckin clueless. Keep livin in ur shìt bubble. Bye

You actually seem like a guy that will be on a date and will start discussing avogadro's law or sth. Fùcking virgins.

millomaniac:
Ubunja is your god now fall on your knees and worship.

ubunja:
do you even know what a Bad Boy is? Read the post I'm putting up in 10 mins and educate yourself. I will tag you on it. Don't worry.

Oh maybe bad boy means d a God fearing man then

ubunja:
you can't dispute my post based solely on the fact that our ancestors had 5 women but now we have 1 or 2 kids. Because you will be arguing numbers not the phenomenon.

You shld prolly go out more and test ur theory on like 5 young girls and see if it works, meet a lady, dont forget to tell her aw much of a bad boy that u re and how much pple u have killed in war vs meeting a lady and tellin her about how much money u have made and see the one that tickles her d most.

I really do not have d strenght to type, but then if u re still talking about the influnece of mother nature on humans then i think u seriously have been left behind and do not know whatsup. Ol'days pple marry like 5 women, give birth to dozens of children just cus of mother nature impulse to procreate and spread our gene around the earth, now pple are awake and just stop at 1 or 2. With d emergence of technology, Natures grip on humans is becoming soft. Back to d topic like i said every theory needs no be tested against reality to kno if its legit, clearly in this millenium ur theory will fail totally

ubunja:
if you think getting money means you are Alpha and your genes are the best you still have a lot to learn.
It's Survival of the Fittest not Survival of the Strongest.
Go learn about Biological and Genetic Strength.
e.g Remember women are Physically weaker than men but Biologically Stronger. Biological strength is more important. On average more unborn boys than girls die. On average more boys die during childhood than girls. Girls have been shown to be more resistant to many diseases that kill boys. That's the Strength this post is about. Not the strength you talking about.

Nice write up
But on a second note, this would have been appropriate in d 80s not in this millenium. Cuz if u think its d weak that gets money nowadays then u re deluding urself, u have to be rash, ruthless and a strong for u to get paid these days.
Fact is getting money = getting pùssy
Ive been rich and ive been poor but i can assure you that i got laid the most wen i had this money. Thats testing ur theory against 21st century reality.

Save, start a biz, then do whatever u want.

kiddoiLL:
When you guys needed to decide who to teach masturbation, did you guys involved us? Or asked if it's a good idea?? ..... Brother mi, u don open d flood gates, let it keep flowing jare...
But wait oo, people wey dey masturbate, una mind strong oooo..... so only me go just cool down now, instead of to sex woman, I go use my hand, my male hand, hold my deek, then I go dey rub am, dey fool myself say e dey pleasurable..wait xev d thought of it right now is really disgusting..but seriously una dey mad o

Fùcking mòron

cooluzi:
you and who's time.... I only have 24 hours for reply if not carry your wahala and go

Lol pùssy, me nah after 23hr, carry ur wahala go

Op love is d greatest thing of all, Bible says God is love but u choose family over love (God). Now u re feeling suicidal, well all our actions have consequences and thats what u rr facin. RIP in advance bro.

If you use beans water to rinse ur face, u will start seeing spirits, Well i am not sure anymore but still i cant try it. Cus i no want wahala

Dada2010:
I face what you face.
My wife can't keep up with my sex drive.
Sometimes she just manages to give me and I feel for her, because its like I am using her to satisfy my urge
I haven't slept with anybody yet, but I have sometimes done self service which I hate.
I thought marriage was an escape route to unlimited sex, but it isn't.
We still have to deal with our issues of lust.

Thats y u shld gratify urself sexually b4 gettin married, so that u can outgrow all dis obssessive sexual orgies. As a guy if ur body count is not more than 50, then never get married. Anyother opinion is invalid

Sadly i have never been seduced b4, maybe its cus i am ugly... i blame God tho

Agboola2much:
Thumbs up bro. I cant do my friend's girl. God forbid bad thing..

You re making her happy, whats bad about that? Hun?

gloria34:
I want to get married someday. I'm hoping two years from now

RIP to happiness in 2yrs time

MariaLavina:
Lol how I wan take know? Never used the statement before, never will.



I'm not a bro

Everybody on NL is a bro, except u prove ur ladiness..not that i give a shit anyway, was just saying bro

Onyi22:
Go n make money my nigga, no matter d source, we don't give a duck.... Money rule the world......

Specie spotted

victorian:
DIVINE APPOINTMENT MINISTRY BY Reverend Ben Eragbai.

He's a soldier for Christ


This Reverend is so confident. Have never seen a confident reverend since I started sourcing for deliverance in healing

And he teaches us to be confident in the God we serve.

He sometimes wear army uniform, that he's ready for warfare!

God will keep blessing him. For me.

God used him to restore me back!

Sheeple

Adasun:
u finally create time to read it right. Funny enough,it happens within 11mins.



stop the envy,it does not pay.

Noob

HolyGan:
This write up is very true, I won't argue about these principles but then-

- I have a very attractive guy friend who ladies flock towards and as a result he's best suited for an Alpha male lifestyle as a result he's carefree towards his concern and show of love for his GF thereby keeping her on her toes an Alpha by nature as a result of biology. "Fine boy tins"

On the other hand I'm much less attractive my options are slim and as a result I become very protective and all "LOVEY DOVEY" because it takes me ages to find someone who looks my way.
There by making me an AFC by default
I make money more than him
Hold the coolest gadgets but all these don't help....

What am I doing wrong?
I destest convincing a lady with my money, I rather bleep a prostitute.

I'm a "Bookywoky" kinda guy, a nerd of sorts but above all I'm HUMAN I need love.

I'm very conversational, open minded and warm. It seems there is no solution.

I will appreciate your thoughts UBUNJA

When it comes to getting women, abundance is key. It gives you freedom as u re not attached to d end result. That carefreeness is d koko

SweetBuns:
nice write up but where did you learn all this? its so true..... a friend of mine who didn't have sex for 6 months gave it to a guy who she met at her n
cousin's wedding.. she said it was her best romp ever....
maybe it was her over happiness that caused it that day, who knows? immediately after that, she went back to her monk like lifestyle

Mumù, that one is just konji things. Dont come and start forming nonsense here
And d guy prolly has benz

ubunja:
lol ubunja means "doglike" in my language. So I'm laughing at the coincidence.

So how does this writeup helps get chinaza my crush or some random cute girl that walks past me, shld i wait for he grandmum to die so that i can exploit d emotions that comes with it or what?

Its kinda tip of d iceberg write up but then like i said, its a shìt food for dogs.

U ve been hyping this ur shìt too much, will create some time to read it, but then its most likely gonna be shìt food for dogs to eat. We have plenty of them on NL tho

Nigerian girls generally are garbage, except my sisters

Yen yen yen yen yen yen shut up mumù, instead of bangin till stupor u re there formin cosmos energy. Idìot koromiwe

baralatie:
what if the head expands and explodes

Thats d goal

Good sex = head

Airforce01:
Shut up jor

K

FunctionX:
I don't understand how it could be funny

I follow a crypto currency NPRS, last week they announced they re swapping to functionX, could it be coincidence?