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ubunja:
lol ubunja means "doglike" in my language. So I'm laughing at the coincidence.

So how does this writeup helps get chinaza my crush or some random cute girl that walks past me, shld i wait for he grandmum to die so that i can exploit d emotions that comes with it or what?

Its kinda tip of d iceberg write up but then like i said, its a shìt food for dogs.

U ve been hyping this ur shìt too much, will create some time to read it, but then its most likely gonna be shìt food for dogs to eat. We have plenty of them on NL tho

Nigerian girls generally are garbage, except my sisters

Yen yen yen yen yen yen shut up mumù, instead of bangin till stupor u re there formin cosmos energy. Idìot koromiwe

baralatie:
what if the head expands and explodes

Thats d goal

Good sex = head

Airforce01:
Shut up jor

K

FunctionX:
I don't understand how it could be funny

I follow a crypto currency NPRS, last week they announced they re swapping to functionX, could it be coincidence?

Airforce01:
Stale !

You lack purpose and passion, maybe u shld work more on ur failed career, u wudnt have to seek for validation on nl.... i wish u all the best bro

xendra:

or maybe them don get sence from the way you post gory pictures of your baby and mama's breast.
they know they will be the next you will embarrass.


and you've started with them already. all that's left now is their monikers and real names

He has a bottomless void he his tryin to fill and prolly the real world has failed him, now he is turning to nairaland to fill the void, thing is he might prolly get some attentions considering d deluge of psychos we av on this forum

Airforce01:
Like I said , you have nothing to live for , so hasten up your death .

Lol, one thing is certain, and its that your brain stopped growing at the age of 9, No wonder u re a "baby daddy"

Airforce01:
And in reality , your life could be so messed up .

Data is free , type what you want .

Reality is ill rather die than to be you.

If u re intelligent, u wud have killed urself to end ur miserable pathetic attention seeking life

I have known many stupid pple in my life but this guy simply takes the cake

[quote author=FunctionX post=74356636][/quote]This ur moniker is funny to me

Money well spent, it cud have been worse, u cud have a gf demanding for money to buy laptop, and will still be doing shakara for u on top

Dating range strictly btw 18 to 22, plus or minus 1. Anything below or above is a big fat fùcking nope for me.

Reason cus girls above 23 seems to be too anxious to settle down, they ve even successfully planted the seed in my brain so much that any lady i meet now i will start considering if she is marriageable or not, ytd i just had to snap out of it.
I just want to be friends with no pressure to achieve any goal for now. By friends i mean genuine friendship and not using each other to achieve some personal selfish motives.

And thank God for 2018, i almost successfully got married but somehow i prayed to God to let the girl stop loving me and God answered my prayer, i thunk thats d first prayer that i got an answer to. Now i gotta shine my eye.

marvel2011:
I am everything if not all that any good woman will long to have. I adore and cherish my wife ever since we got married on 23rd December, 2003. That's about fifteen years ago and God had blessed us with three handsome boys. But I don't know why my wife still meet with her ex-boy friend. This issue had brought severe quarrel between us but she keeps the guy phone number and even chat on whatsapp with her. I just don't know what to do. To crown it all, she sings in the church. Please someone should just talk to me now.

The reason y she keeps talking to her is cuz u re repressing her, just leave her alone, i can understand the pain but u have to deal with it yourself cus its ur pain.

samdavjustin:
Dindinrin wey rich pass your entire generation
Ose

This arrogance is the reason y naija guys re poor and will always be. Dangote sef no dey talk like this and for the record, i kno this is a bragging thread. Lol they paid u big... mumu

Buy bitcoin

etrange:
It's not all the time you find reasons to attack women, it's childish. Address the issue at hand and stop embarrassing yourself in a public forum.

Nobody gives a shít about your opinion. Sùck it up your àss sir

AXYZ:
Exactly my plan. I intend buying BAB (bitcoin cash), ETH, XMR, ZEC and DASH in addition to my portfolio if the price rekt finally.
However I'll sell everything as soon as BTC reaches ATH or reach 18-20k and wait to buy low again after a year or thereabouts.

Thats very cool. But then i had to go with a coin with low market cap. I am all in with Dent, Ncash, siacoin, Ada and NPRS but nprs just bleeped up with their recent news so i pulled out.
But i beleive btc can get to 60k to 90k usd considering if crypto market cap gets to 1T usd which is not far fetched. Last ATH saw market cap at 350billion usd.

Jayslicky:
children fall on you this year.

I pray u get happily married this coming yr too

I was about to open a thread on this same topic.
This stuff is really really sad, most of my childhood crush who were cuties then are now fat with big stomachs posting some creepy pictures on fb with their sad looking fiances.

I had this girl who is a friend, i used to literaly drag her to exercise but she wont, but at every free time she wud go out and set stupid plates of ice creams and other junk foods. 5yrs time niw she will join d fatties posting shit pics on fb with thier sad fiances too.

Anyway i ended my 3mths old relatiinship that has potential to lead to marriage cus i realised that sge cudnt do up to 10 squats.

Dami12345:
And you above will add a few million more to your bank account.

I really wish in this coming yr, u find true love, good business and fast cars fall on you.

Satan66:
Am in Nigeria where I can be lynced to death and the people will say I was the wizard within the compound.
Atheism isn't accepted here even though it's the truth.
There's no God, Several naria lenders have proved this but you're too ignorant towards the truth.

U re still a kid. Pray to be lucky to exp d beyond.
Cus your soul wont be happy if u died and u have never experienced the beyond. Forget about Nigerians and their organized religion. Make ur own independent journey to actually kno if this is real or not.
I was an atheist until i did that and i found that yes. It is real

Being the last day in 2018, a yr that has been really tough for me but towards end i saw d twist, it turned out to be the best yr for me ever.
So lets spend the last day spreading posive energies.

Romanceland is a good place with cool pple where you can get diverse opinions and insights. I really wish everybody well in d coming yr.

Satan66:
Same here.
Guess we're among the few hundreds of atheist in this country.

Well i will have you kno that its not a fairy tale. You can only be bold behind keyboards. Go outside to d real world, explore and you will see that these things re real

Without satan, eve wudnt have eaten from d tree of knowlegde, then we wud have been some dancing monkeys in d bush walkin arnd naked.
Imagine humans eye were opened and we cud build and advance technologically. The private jets all dis pastors re buyin upandan is becus of satan.
Not that i like him, but lets give credit to who deserves it.

pryme:
Na dude, sorry for interrupting your priick licking session. Pls feel free to express how full of boiled shiit you are, I leave the stage for you.

Didnt read

pryme:
Are you for real?
Did you even understand the reason the Op opened this thread? She said you should concentrate on the matter at hand, you just end up digression with your comment.

So what im i talkin about? Is it not on corruption?
And i hope say op áss dey sweet u, cus i see u re addicted to licking it with obssession.

SweetBuns:
I'm tired of your stupid generalization attitude. Do I look like a girl who runs after yahoo boys? The face that most of the irresponsible girls you roll with runs after yahoo boys. Be smart for once and concentrate on the matter st hand instead of turning into a gender war

This just shows that u re an unrepentant hypocrite, a sane person wud have been sober with feeling of remorse, but what re you doing, vehemently defending what actually audible to the deaf and visible to the blind.
You shld be ashamed of yourself but i guess u re not mentally capable of that. Now u can bash me back again like an iďiot that u re.