₦airaland Forum

Dami12345:
Bobo you stupid gon. And all the idiots liking you are imbeciles like you.
Do you need history lesson?
Am ready to provide it..
Africans copy everything, everything is imported, who do you think taught us yahoo?

I can sense a broke yahoo manna be nígga

Obaofusa:
if you see me you won't dare talk this trash my boys will mess you up till you enter six feet.


If you think you've got mouth to spill trash give me a location I'll meet you up and take your useless **** from you in a seconds. Ogun gbuwe

This just shows that your re retardéd and a frustrated fellow

KOPT33:
You don't even know how to talk sef. Wonder what you have been telling those poor girls, Mr. Sweet talker that can't talk himself out of a simple situation.

I once told the elder that if she were to be on stage with tiwa salvage, i wud completely ignore tiwa and focus my gaze on her, i think that really got to her.

Offpoint:
Claiming to sweet talk, but can't talk your way out in such a simple situation? you still be learner.

Thanks to Jesus, those days we can date entire household without non of them knowing a Jack.

I aint no James Bond bro, funny how all d guys on this forum turned world best pimps tonight, maybe just only tonight cus i have seen ridiculous threads a lot. Like "this girl dumped me, shld i beat her?"

KOPT33:
So why were you crying?

Cuz if social media doesnt know about it i will die

djpriopry:
Bro I don't know about cryptocurrency,just help me my account number is up there.since yesterday nobody has even sent one naira to me,its not like I am feeling entitled or something,if I get my first help I am going to delete this message

I dont have money, but i have coins here and there

KOPT33:
Come on guy, behave yourself before I give you backhand slap. How did you ruin your chances??!

Now listen closely.

1. Decide whom you like the most amongst the two sisters
2. Send her a text message saying "I did not know that was your sister"
3. Wait for 24 - 36hrs and then call the one whom you like
4. Tell her sweet things. Apologize. Fix a date to meet. Apologize again when you meet and tell her she is the most beautiful, most homely, most anything. Make her damn head swell 20x its original size!
5. Ignore the other sister. Don't say anything to her. Don't call. Don't text. From now on, she is dead to you.

The goal here is to set the sisters against each other. The sister whom you will ignore will start being bitchy towards your chosen one, and that will only make the chosen one feel like she is doing the right thing.

Be quick to escalate things with the one you like. Don't fear. If things will scatter let it scatter, but that is highly unlikely because, with opposition at home, she will be cautious not to lose out on both fronts.

I doubt whether you will be able to follow these steps because you sound really soft-hearted.

Ofcourse i already have my plans wic is similar to urs but then i just want things to cool down a bit. Usually d elder would have called or msged but then she hadnt.
But will def take some steps.

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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Next time keep your nose on one target. Upcoming brostitute

I cant keep my emotional eggs in one basket. Esp with naija girls.. abundance rules

MrBrownJay1:
Why did you run like a coward?! You should have stood there and made them understand that you wanted to get to know them both, and thus you could do that now all together...... What exactly made you run? Is it against the law to ask beautiful girls their Numbers? Is it wrong if you got the number of two sister who happens to Be both beautiful?

Like i said, i been sweet talking d elder sister for like a week now. So we rr pretty getting very intimate but cuz ive been busy we havent really had time for each other. And again ytd was a work free day, i was supposed to call her but i decided to go hunt instead. So everything was just weird

I met two sisters unbeknownst to me, i met the eldest and she was super receptive.

Been sweet talking her asś for some time now, only to go out ytd, met this cutie (girl B) and got her number.
Today i ran into girl B and she invited me to her place only to hear sn yelling my name. Turned out it was girl A and they re blood sisters. I had to find an excuse to leave and i kno they re prolly saying bad things about me right now.

Its in a small village, here for a project that will end mid 2020

I think i am fúcked already. And i might prolly join the vaselin crew. Downloaded an asian porn already.

djpriopry:
No help chai I am fed up

I can help you but thats if you accept it in binnace coin

maasoap:
What else can holders of Bitcoins do with it apart from looking for buyers to buy it from you?

Lol

Mizwisdom:
Thank God I resisted Biticoin hype

Smh

Royalbloodline:
Adding Bitcoin present fall to the above list is totally irrelevant!
Do u know the history of bitcoin? How many times it has fallen, only to rise again stronger and better?

Or maybe people think bitcoin or cryptocurrency is ponzi that will just keeping rising and rising!

Do ur research, and dont miss the vast opportunity nature is presenting! A word is enough for the wise!

I logged in just to post this...I really pity Nigerians seriously, when btc was rising last yr, i was literally weeping cus my 0.75btc went with MMM, now that its around 3k i have been loading back with 80% of my salary. Coincidentally all alts too are down to d bottom, but while life is presenting this life changing opprtunity, Nigerians re busy with glory dome, jubril and linda ikeji...Ok ooo Usogbu Aduro.

This place has become a cesspool of shitty threads constantly being raised by either males pretending to be females or some shit male forever alone virgin trying to compensate for being bullied by a girl in real life, comes here for some validation, and if he doesnt get it, he goes crazy lashing on every females on here.

Look at the front pages for instance, filled with stupid threads like "pics of linda ikeji staring at a wall" or graphic pic of pple stabbing each other.

Well on this basis i am embarking on a challenge/yr resolution, and thats not stepping into nairaland until june nxt yr. Challenge starts on friday 11:59pm.
Well mods can pls do me a favour and ban me until the said time.
Thank you.

kesikeller:
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LordSaints:
my brother I don tire for this things we call Nigeria women.

Abi nah, and on top of that, they feel too entitled to all ur life savings and makin, its like even if u re gonna be demanding then let me see that what i am paying for is worth it

Too late, i think its time to start considering men.
Naija girl is d worst thing that ever happen to you.

Combo of fish smell, ugly pancaked face, wide kitten, fat pile of fleshy stomach, Foolish pple. Send sn ko, post sn ni mitheeewww

I used to think jubril being a impostor is the most stupid thung ive ever seen in my life, but damn bro this your post don pass am oo

Then you should stop being stupid ok?

SweetBuns:
Look at what a grown up man is looking and discussing this early morning.
This energy you use in chasing ladies and ass hunting can be used for more productive activities.
What nonsense

With the way you post, sn wud think you re a daughter to Jubril but i kno in real life u re just a fat piece of shit sitting in front of a mirror nursing a wound u got from ur broke bf. Yea i guess that explains y u re always bitter. Bitterbuns

funmisticqueen:
i think i have given enough time and attention to this thread

I hope the high pedestal youve put urself is strong enuf, and i hope u re also not already deformed with ur shoulder being constantly raised high?

Well gtfo.. no one gives a shiet.

funmisticqueen:
lol, i dont know about others but my hAppiness comes from me not from any man, rich or poor

This just points to d fact that u re a fùcking hypocrite, maybe its d type of pple that uve been meeting that influences this or whatever, but then true happiness happens when shared. That means u cant be happy in isolation. You re like sn who locked his doors, windows and shit, afraid of reptiles creeping into d rm, but then shutting off fresh air and stuff.

Its good to be immune to outside behaviours but then true happiness is when u let ur gaurds down

funmisticqueen:
LMAO. No sensible grown ass woman of reproductive age will build-a-bum or raise a man child cos that is what some of you men on romanceland are.

let him go and xomplete his home training in his father's house instead of letting an innocent woman to pick up his slack. You will just be disgracing and spoiling show for REAL MEN.

One thing ive noticed is that, Nigerain girls wud choose to endure an abusive and dehumanizing relationship as long as they can depend on d guy as opposed to actually doing sth good for themsleves and being happy with an upcoming guy.

Not judging just stating facts.

funmisticqueen:
dating a poor man who promises to be rich is like playing nairabet with your future. Many of us cannot afford that kind of risky venture sorry. We will not be candidates for stories that touch

Sounds like what a "40yrs old evening news paper jumping upandan from one guy to another desperately lacthing on some guys to leech on" wud say. I am not sayin you fit into that steretype but then just sayin.

A girl below 25 who has brain and has sth good going on for herself wud def get my point

Then you re like a fool that bought bitcoin at the ATH (all time high) at $20000. Question to be asked is where were you wen it was $0.007 or $10?

Story going arnd is sn actually bought 1 pizza with 10000btc back in 2009. I guess thats d real meaning of gnashing of teeth now.
Same way with niggaz too.. where were u wen he was struggling to eat, when he had no hope of ever seeing d light, when he used to cry himself to slp everynight? You were prolly chasing some all time high made dude and when he finally dumped you and thats if he didnt use your pants and shìts, then u wud start yelling "men re scum" bullcrap, and while at it still chasing d next ATH made dude again only for same cycle to repeat itself again.

Stupid arachnidas (big head, front, back with thin legs and arms)..and with that i am reffering to slay queens..will never learn. What u re to do is...find a dude still strugling at d early stage of his life but make sure he is focused and has a very good potential and hold on to him, so that when he finally makes it, then he can buy you that lambo or benz that u want. But this time arnd he isnt buy it, u guyz are buyin it together.

Dont be like that guy that bought a pizza for 10000btc and later bought 1btc at 20000usd.

JasonScoolari:
Bro, the native fowl is a frustrated lady hoping and praying to pass her jamb.

And with this her attitude, will end up becoming a frustrated 40yrs old spinter blaiming her aged grandmother for replacing her head with that of a goat

SweetBuns:
I wanted to reply you but when I saw your siggy.... I will just keep quiet. Go and smoke another roll, shogbo?
Onigbo iya

Bitter soul

JasonScoolari:
If only some nairaland hornny bastards can just respect themselves and stop giving this 2019 jamb candidate unnecessary attention.



There are some matured ladies in this forum, this thing is not one of them.

Have you even comfirmed that this thing is a lady?