₦airaland Forum

SweetBuns:
Its very saddening to see what our nation's reputation has become.
I woke up this morning and I saw a notification telling me one of my subscribed channels had released a new video. Since i had some spare time. I decided to watch the video.

And lo and behold, its a video about Nigerian scammers on an international (if not global) platform.
This is what you get for ruining your country's reputation in the course of chasing vain wealth.
You can watch the video if you like. Comment at your own risk. Racists and skinheads are rife there

These set of guys that profit from this fraudulent means are the same guys you call cute and big boys while u trip and fall for them.
So y re u complaining? Hehn?

AXYZ:
Sadly it's too late to pull out for now, just keep hodling until it booms again even if it's 2-3 years time but definitely it'll go back

Lol, my plan was to pull out 2020, but i think i might extend it to 2021.
Also i want d bear market to extend till d next 6 mths, with that i can buy more.
And i actually used my house rent to buy more also so right now i am homeless.. cant be seeing such a low price and me just folding my alms.

makydebbie:
If a married woman is saying this, then there's a problem somewhere.

Please don't mislead people, that's your opinion on marriage not the truth about marriage.

You shld listen to her

Acidosis:
Lol, you and NwanyiAwkaetiti are a good match then

Nah i aint an alpha male, i am a beta pig, plus my birth date is feb 29, so i am like 7yrs old
Clearly i do not meet her standard

Acidosis:
Sleeping with girls shouldn't be an achievement, and virginity should not be in the same statement with frustration. When you know your worth and care so much about your mental, physiological and spiritual wellbeing, you will discover that 9 out of 10 girls/boys are unsexable. Sex with a random person should be more scary than a loaded pistol.

Alpha males gets the highest pussíes out of the group, do you kno why? Cus they re the most successful, they re great providers and good protectors also.
That points to d fact that getting pussìes = being successful.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Why don't u ask her out on a date so you assess her person?

I'll rather die
I heard she's fugly af

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Thread be hotter than I had imagined.


The saddists spilling bile everywhere pls kindly change your ways.

Summary of this thread

1. Op is either ugly or has low self esteem, most likely both.
2. Pocohantas seems to always be on her period. I wonder how much her false ego will stink in real life.
3. Nairaland is never a good place to meet a level headed person. Most re life long frustrated virgins who bribes girls to slp with them.

pol23:
It's obvious you're not from Ekitk,I'm not from EkitI either,but I schooled their (Unad/Eksu).
If you want to talk,please be factual..
Having schooled in Ekiti,I have to go back there at least 3 times a year,for wedding,burials and different stuffs..
Fayose is the confirm Mr project in Ekiti..
Yes,He owe Salary which is very bad... but aregbesola and Co are owing too,but you guys chant their praise...
If you will get your fact right... you can create another thread about Fayemi and Fayose administration invite me let's talk it over...
Verifiable fact alone....
Fayemi is not close to Fayose ...
Fact... I will love you accept this challenge and invite other zombies with you... It will be last sunlight you will ever see....

Been to ekiti just 3 times after grad from a shìt schl, thinks he knows better than sn actually living in ekiti. Onye bèribe

KOPT33:
Is that the best you got? Your tongue isn't sharp enough. You need to read and practise more. Besides, which state are you in? I am very eager to know.

You sound Edo, if I might add.

I am from Kastina

Dami12345:
Bobo you stupid gon. And all the idiots liking you are imbeciles like you.
Do you need history lesson?
Am ready to provide it..
Africans copy everything, everything is imported, who do you think taught us yahoo?

I can sense a broke yahoo manna be nígga

Obaofusa:
if you see me you won't dare talk this trash my boys will mess you up till you enter six feet.


If you think you've got mouth to spill trash give me a location I'll meet you up and take your useless **** from you in a seconds. Ogun gbuwe

This just shows that your re retardéd and a frustrated fellow

KOPT33:
You don't even know how to talk sef. Wonder what you have been telling those poor girls, Mr. Sweet talker that can't talk himself out of a simple situation.

I once told the elder that if she were to be on stage with tiwa salvage, i wud completely ignore tiwa and focus my gaze on her, i think that really got to her.

Offpoint:
Claiming to sweet talk, but can't talk your way out in such a simple situation? you still be learner.

Thanks to Jesus, those days we can date entire household without non of them knowing a Jack.

I aint no James Bond bro, funny how all d guys on this forum turned world best pimps tonight, maybe just only tonight cus i have seen ridiculous threads a lot. Like "this girl dumped me, shld i beat her?"

KOPT33:
So why were you crying?

Cuz if social media doesnt know about it i will die

djpriopry:
Bro I don't know about cryptocurrency,just help me my account number is up there.since yesterday nobody has even sent one naira to me,its not like I am feeling entitled or something,if I get my first help I am going to delete this message

I dont have money, but i have coins here and there

KOPT33:
Come on guy, behave yourself before I give you backhand slap. How did you ruin your chances??!

Now listen closely.

1. Decide whom you like the most amongst the two sisters
2. Send her a text message saying "I did not know that was your sister"
3. Wait for 24 - 36hrs and then call the one whom you like
4. Tell her sweet things. Apologize. Fix a date to meet. Apologize again when you meet and tell her she is the most beautiful, most homely, most anything. Make her damn head swell 20x its original size!
5. Ignore the other sister. Don't say anything to her. Don't call. Don't text. From now on, she is dead to you.

The goal here is to set the sisters against each other. The sister whom you will ignore will start being bitchy towards your chosen one, and that will only make the chosen one feel like she is doing the right thing.

Be quick to escalate things with the one you like. Don't fear. If things will scatter let it scatter, but that is highly unlikely because, with opposition at home, she will be cautious not to lose out on both fronts.

I doubt whether you will be able to follow these steps because you sound really soft-hearted.

Ofcourse i already have my plans wic is similar to urs but then i just want things to cool down a bit. Usually d elder would have called or msged but then she hadnt.
But will def take some steps.

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Wud like to check it out

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Next time keep your nose on one target. Upcoming brostitute

I cant keep my emotional eggs in one basket. Esp with naija girls.. abundance rules

MrBrownJay1:
Why did you run like a coward?! You should have stood there and made them understand that you wanted to get to know them both, and thus you could do that now all together...... What exactly made you run? Is it against the law to ask beautiful girls their Numbers? Is it wrong if you got the number of two sister who happens to Be both beautiful?

Like i said, i been sweet talking d elder sister for like a week now. So we rr pretty getting very intimate but cuz ive been busy we havent really had time for each other. And again ytd was a work free day, i was supposed to call her but i decided to go hunt instead. So everything was just weird

I met two sisters unbeknownst to me, i met the eldest and she was super receptive.

Been sweet talking her asś for some time now, only to go out ytd, met this cutie (girl B) and got her number.
Today i ran into girl B and she invited me to her place only to hear sn yelling my name. Turned out it was girl A and they re blood sisters. I had to find an excuse to leave and i kno they re prolly saying bad things about me right now.

Its in a small village, here for a project that will end mid 2020

I think i am fúcked already. And i might prolly join the vaselin crew. Downloaded an asian porn already.

djpriopry:
No help chai I am fed up

I can help you but thats if you accept it in binnace coin

maasoap:
What else can holders of Bitcoins do with it apart from looking for buyers to buy it from you?

Lol

Mizwisdom:
Thank God I resisted Biticoin hype

Smh

Royalbloodline:
Adding Bitcoin present fall to the above list is totally irrelevant!
Do u know the history of bitcoin? How many times it has fallen, only to rise again stronger and better?

Or maybe people think bitcoin or cryptocurrency is ponzi that will just keeping rising and rising!

Do ur research, and dont miss the vast opportunity nature is presenting! A word is enough for the wise!

I logged in just to post this...I really pity Nigerians seriously, when btc was rising last yr, i was literally weeping cus my 0.75btc went with MMM, now that its around 3k i have been loading back with 80% of my salary. Coincidentally all alts too are down to d bottom, but while life is presenting this life changing opprtunity, Nigerians re busy with glory dome, jubril and linda ikeji...Ok ooo Usogbu Aduro.

This place has become a cesspool of shitty threads constantly being raised by either males pretending to be females or some shit male forever alone virgin trying to compensate for being bullied by a girl in real life, comes here for some validation, and if he doesnt get it, he goes crazy lashing on every females on here.

Look at the front pages for instance, filled with stupid threads like "pics of linda ikeji staring at a wall" or graphic pic of pple stabbing each other.

Well on this basis i am embarking on a challenge/yr resolution, and thats not stepping into nairaland until june nxt yr. Challenge starts on friday 11:59pm.
Well mods can pls do me a favour and ban me until the said time.
Thank you.

kesikeller:
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LordSaints:
my brother I don tire for this things we call Nigeria women.

Abi nah, and on top of that, they feel too entitled to all ur life savings and makin, its like even if u re gonna be demanding then let me see that what i am paying for is worth it

Too late, i think its time to start considering men.
Naija girl is d worst thing that ever happen to you.

Combo of fish smell, ugly pancaked face, wide kitten, fat pile of fleshy stomach, Foolish pple. Send sn ko, post sn ni mitheeewww

I used to think jubril being a impostor is the most stupid thung ive ever seen in my life, but damn bro this your post don pass am oo

Then you should stop being stupid ok?

SweetBuns:
Look at what a grown up man is looking and discussing this early morning.
This energy you use in chasing ladies and ass hunting can be used for more productive activities.
What nonsense

With the way you post, sn wud think you re a daughter to Jubril but i kno in real life u re just a fat piece of shit sitting in front of a mirror nursing a wound u got from ur broke bf. Yea i guess that explains y u re always bitter. Bitterbuns