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Crypto
Bought verge at 56sat with 1000k usd then rose to 35k usd
Was greedy and didnt pull out, now i have 900usd

ariketalks:
First time hearing of it.
How much and what does it do?

This ur responsd made me lol so hard
Right now it is 99 satoshi

Cud have spent it on some random betches that wont let someone rest with " send me money" bullshit.

Today i just said Bleep it imma put it in some shitcoin. So basically i am the brokest nigga alive right now.

Emescot:
Where did you meet this person, like I said am interested, and maybe you should be a teacher, it cant be that difficult

Ile ife in osun state

Emescot:
My 1st question is do you believe the astrologer? 2nd question is, where did you check this Gasparrd? Am interested

Ofcourse i am not a fool, things he said about my life's progression were right.

I never believed in this stuffs but then when sth is staring at u in d face, you have no choice but to question ur own views

Dude told me my destiny ties around either being a pastor or a teacher.

I remember my first experience about teaching, it was during nysc year and i was posted to a sec sch, i blantantly told my CLO that i would rather die than teach. On the flip side, i am an athiest.

What do i do?

He said whatever i do apart from these is just going to be an uphill task, like swimming against the flow of a river, i am a site engineer but then this work is like grating a sharp sand on my balls.

Do you have large boobs?

Next2Bezee:
Ride on, scum. Keep cheating so that she is forced to leave and get someone worthy of her.

When she dumps you, you know where to deposit yourself, right?

We are all scum

tee59:
Cheating is in your blood nigga. You still can't change.

What i need is lil bit of freedom and understanding.
Is it too hard for ladies to give?

MissRaine69:
You are such a narcissist.

You can put the blame on me and i will accept it

subtlemee:
Karma...don't worry another will pay you back with the same coin

Arent you supposed to be consoling me?

Got caught cheating on gf for the third time in a space of a week, the most painful thing is not the actual heartbreak but then the pain you feel when you see sn that loves you so much break down in tears to the point of collapsing cuz of what you did to her.

I really made her feel bad and i should really feel badder.
I am a scum

I bet you re below 22 yrs old, anyway tag me on your next bashing thread about how naija women are cheat, pretenders and shít

Me i don talk am, i might be forced to be a Nigerian citizen against my will, but then i have made up my mind to be a bad citizen.

Stupid country. I hate this coutry with passion ehn. The hatred is like flames of hell, it can never be put out. Mitchewwwww

TheOdd1sOut:
Rape scandal loading

I am still in d vehicle dude. How will that happen?

I boarded a bus, this yellow busty lady is sitting beside me and she wont stay in one place, either buying sth through the window or trying to charge a phone and then rubbing her boobs on me.

The konji is just getting harder and harder, i hope this wont last for more than 4 hrs.

LivingDead:
Life!

Life is like a dream, but we are not aware of this. Just same way we re not aware of our dream state until when we wake up and then the dream doesnt make sense any longer either its a good dream or not.

Same way bro life is a dream and one day we are going to wake up and smile away. What you are going tru now is just a nightmare. In the large scope of things it doesnt matter when you finally wake up to your reality

tee59:
I hate lies. Just be real.

Lol, who tells a lady the truth thses days? Well except he is a learner.

Mrbolt555:
I hate Slay queens so much! . I can stab one when I see.

This too, but i only wish to bend their backs

BlackrulesDworld:
Indicating what I hate with passion is not boasting about the amount of pussies I've bleeped.
Nigerian ladies are not full of smelling pussy and poo, only a fraction have smelling pussy

Bro i wasnt refering to you lol, i saw a thread yesterday of this dude braggin about how he has so many pùssies and he is tired of them, seeking for advice, that was wat came to my mind.

Yea fraction of them, but as a dude that loves to sùck, thats like 80% of pùssies are unsuckàble.

I dont blame them, i blame Nigeria

Tamarapetty:
Still thinking

Pentium 4 brain

BlackrulesDworld:
I hate a pussy that smells without passion. There is nothing passionate in a pussy that smells.

This tho
Sometimes i wonder why sn wud come to nairaland to brag about how much pùssy he's been smarshin, like dude this is Nigeria, ridden with smelly pùssies and shit, how is smelly pùssy sth to brag about?

Was in church today, pastor said reason why christains are still poor is cuz they do not give out.

Didnt waste any minute further, i walked out

Nigeria

Yes i fúcking hate this country with so much passion even to the point that i dont want to expend any energy typing how much i hate this country.

Fùck this country i swear

funmisticqueen:
i have a book like that, but wouldn't want to share it with everyone, so i will say one. supernatural childbirth.

Any reason for not wanting to share, its prolly going to be a shít book

Earthbound:
The art of seduction by Robert Greene.

Lol, i once spent a whole week reading that book just cuz of a girl i was toasting back then, the part about surprising ur toastee caught me. So i decided to surprise this girl with a bottlw of wine waiting for her in her rm, later in d night she came back with her male friend and me trying to escape was mistaken as a thief, i was beating black and blue.

I proceeded to set the book on fire.

"Men are from mars, Women are from moon"

Overall its a shít book for pussy ass niggas but then the crust of the book is that we have different ways of expression which can be misinterpreted by the other party.

The book made mention of some mythical stories of how men and women came from diff planets and how it affects our mode of commnunication. While we speak thesame language, but then interpretation differs.

Like i said, its a shìt book but then if you really want to to communicate respect and understanding then the book is a very good read for that.

If you have read the book, maybe you can expantiate more on that.

"Men are from mars and women are from the moon"

Its a shit book overall but then the crust of it is that we speak different expression of languages and the book gave nice interpretation of this languages.

You can mean something nice and gave it a honest expression but your language might be misinterpreted by the other party.

Overall its a shit book for pússy ass niggas but then it really shows how you can communicate understanding and respect to the other party in the language they can understand.
If you have read the book, maybe you can expantiate more on that.

Just fake your death

Rosay15:
... I finished from fedpoly ado ekiti.

80% of my brothers schooled there but I didnt. Mainwhile i am from Ekiti

Rosay15:
... Same here oh, I believe say nah person wey knw him do am.

Where are you from?