₦airaland Forum

Someone once told me he had to vaccinate himself before coming to Nigeria.

funmisticqueen:
arent you the ignorant one? your loss not mine.

Maybe its my loss but then nothing important is lost

That i love boobs so much.

Was coming from sw today and i decided to take a random short cut, well towards the part i saw like 4 girls with sumptous boobies doing some random stuff at d backyard. I was supposed to go right but i just found myself walking towards this girls.

I just spaced out for some minutes until one of them caught be offguard. There wasnt any reaction from her but it got me startled like fùck and the whole stuff was awkward with me turning back with a walk of shame.
Its awkward but then its nice having to tru such a self realization.

Pls can u share ur self discovery story?

funmisticqueen:
your post is pure thrash. Cars are increasing and girls are reducing,really?! girls are reducing cos they are becoming women.

Girls are looking and insulting broke guys cos the guys insult themselves by being broke. Broke-ness is associated with low self esteem and lack of will power to change your life situation. A man who cant take charge of his life abd wants a woman to do it for hin. it shows a lack of vision and direction, and no woman deserves that. The only woman that can support a broke man is his mama.

THE RICH WILL ALWAYS BE HONORED OVER THE POOR, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE.

Girls are running mad because of men, are you for real? Men do not and will never have the power to cause paranoid or catatonic schizophrenia to women.

Yes we ladies will work for our money to take care of OURSELVES, not a bum that thinks he is a man,(the only woman that should pay for a man is his mother). The moment a man expresses romantic intentions to start a family to a woman, the onus lies on him to PROVIDE and PROTECT the woman so that she can NURTURE and CARE FOR THAT FAMILY.

The only part of your post that made sense is the part you said women should stop spreading her legs and i agree, only that when we do spread our legs it wont be for BROKE MEN who cannot PROVIDE AND PROTECT AND deal with the responsibility that comes as a result of his orgasm. A male orgasm produces children, a female orgasm doesn't.
We will open our legs to men whom we find worthy of carrying their DNA and bringing their legacy to the world. Broke men pass on Broke and weak seed. No booty for you.

I know you will all come for my head, and no insult will be new. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. Take your sense in the nonsense and empower yourself just like i did.

I stopped reading at....becoming women...Gush!!! One line of text or u stfp

hkidola00:
common man, d op hasn't said anything wrong, are u just searching for likes

Gtfo u gayáss asslicking kissless virgin, ever given it a thought that u cud be asslickin a neck beard 17yrs old boy?

I was somewhere cool yesterday reading a nice book, shortly after a friend came over to see me, and i had to see him off. left this book behind with 500 naira note inside.
Well 30hrs later met this book tossed sw with my money still intact.

Wtf Nigerians?

Allaboutkatiee:

Sweetheart, how is ur ex? Is he still controlling you?

Seriously i cant believe i am breathing same oxygen with you. You re just a waste of carbon and maybe u shld go suck bag of diicks to make urself useful

baddest04:
make una no too abuse me for my pics sha

This part cracked me up lol.. i was about to lash out heavily on her. But i don change my mind

JasonScoolari:
I got everything bro, and I was also joking as well. But you misunderstood me completely. Ask them here bro, I don't "Ass lick"


No hard feelings.

My asslick was just a normal term i use here as a joke, i am just shitposting.

JasonScoolari:
Ass licking NL babes? Lmfao! Another wit.less fellow.

Lol dude u actually didnt get my first humour about pple pple dieing as a muslim and xtain, it was an attempt to be homurous but you just didnt get it, or maybe it was me that didnt get u

JasonScoolari:
You don die before to experience this?


Stay with your deeper life choristers, I know were to catch fun when am gone.

Dude u shld invest more of ur time in reading holy books, not asslicking NL babes

JasonScoolari:
Good question.

When I'm gone, please move on baby Jewel.

I don't trust my spirit, I will be on the other side knacking some other hot babe's. #Fact 101

Well thats if u die as a muslim and you blow urself out if existence, but if u die as a xtian then its either u burn in hell or u re hanging out with a deeper life bro yelling halleluya songs upandan

I think u have too much ego, u re too uptight and u sound too socially inept. Just my take

Richdad50:
They both look like Childhood friends. I think they are happy atleast from the pics. Many young nairaland men do not understand the architecture of conjugation in marriages. They think its all the hollywood idea but fail to understand that happiness and sexual contentment in marriages is rooted in friendship.
I laugh at these small boys when they trash women of shapes and colors for their weight and stretches. I wonder what their future darling wives would be after three kids. Moreso, they forget they won't have total control over their future partner's weight gain or loss.
#RichdadDarts

Is d guy in d pics you or ur brother?

I'll rather die

SweetBuns:
Why?
I've seen countless thread where females were accused to be scammers where as they aren't. Why judge multitude by the sins of a few?

Here2fuck trying to rear is ugly head up again

Amakavula:
I am not 18, and whether I am a boy or not isn't your business. I am not here to prove my sex to anyone, but to report stuff on Twitter, sharpen my writing, cure my boredom and rub minds with smart people here, which clearly you aren't.

You aren't that smart; easy to see as you lack plain understanding and general intuitiveness. Euphemism is lost on you, Irony is a lost cause.

There is nothing bringing us in common ground, my best bet if you ever see me you would be intimated and scurry away like the " light headed thing you portray here. You aren't my pay grade, educational level or social status.

Do me a favor, and forget your dream of a dalliance with me,honey. Don't let the internet give you believe. Hope isn't a strategy. And that said, this is the last time I will reply you.

Bro whatsup? Pls post pics of ur nicely shaved beards

I am colour blinded to any light mate

The more experienced u re, the more u realuse that the light changes everytime, Red can turn to green or green to red, and that shldnt be taken seriously.

But there is a reference point all this changes will fall back to, and thats what u rr focused on which is urself, seek and get money, and all other things shall be added onto you

There is this quote i got in a movie that "solve all your relationship problems by getting more money"

He his most likely a pedophile, or a fool or both, and ordinarily if you have your self esteem, this isnt something you should brood over but since u think he cares for you, then u took it the wrong way.

You re like sn driving a car at d speed of 120miles/hr with ur eyes closed. My point here is u re about to step into sth of which u dont even have 1% control of the situation.
And again fact is that getting pregnant for him doesnt mean u re not going to loose him. Its either his foolishness will make him loose u, or your wiseness will make u loose him, the other side of the spectrum is both of your foolishness will make you guys not to loose eachother.

So you have to decide for yourself, but then all your decisions will have consequencies... thank you

homirefacuny:
I major in btc since most coins went mad I can't come and go and kill myself. Ripple almost sent me back to the village

You prolly do not follow charts, i use blockfolio and coinmarket app, i dont really day trade but its about entrying at d right time

homirefacuny:
We crypto guys right now

Crypto is actually doing fine.
I will dance and give thanks to God if Cardano falls to 800sats, right now its in 1000sat.

Crypto
Bought verge at 56sat with 1000k usd then rose to 35k usd
Was greedy and didnt pull out, now i have 900usd

ariketalks:
First time hearing of it.
How much and what does it do?

This ur responsd made me lol so hard
Right now it is 99 satoshi

Cud have spent it on some random betches that wont let someone rest with " send me money" bullshit.

Today i just said Bleep it imma put it in some shitcoin. So basically i am the brokest nigga alive right now.

Emescot:
Where did you meet this person, like I said am interested, and maybe you should be a teacher, it cant be that difficult

Ile ife in osun state

Emescot:
My 1st question is do you believe the astrologer? 2nd question is, where did you check this Gasparrd? Am interested

Ofcourse i am not a fool, things he said about my life's progression were right.

I never believed in this stuffs but then when sth is staring at u in d face, you have no choice but to question ur own views

Dude told me my destiny ties around either being a pastor or a teacher.

I remember my first experience about teaching, it was during nysc year and i was posted to a sec sch, i blantantly told my CLO that i would rather die than teach. On the flip side, i am an athiest.

What do i do?

He said whatever i do apart from these is just going to be an uphill task, like swimming against the flow of a river, i am a site engineer but then this work is like grating a sharp sand on my balls.

Do you have large boobs?

Next2Bezee:
Ride on, scum. Keep cheating so that she is forced to leave and get someone worthy of her.

When she dumps you, you know where to deposit yourself, right?

We are all scum

tee59:
Cheating is in your blood nigga. You still can't change.

What i need is lil bit of freedom and understanding.
Is it too hard for ladies to give?