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cameloto:
I need 850k at the moment. The land is worth 1m.

Davindal:
Madam you are very stupid and evil to have cheated on your husband. What the Bleep are you telling us? Listen and listen good, you adulterous woman; of you don't confess to your husband, God will punish you Idiot to death.

Madam...See, I reject your type as my future wife...God forbid! God knows, that I have vowed to be 100% faithful to any woman that I finally Settle down with in marriage.

Paradventure my future wife cheats on me, God forbid oo, I will have no option than to spray and riddle her body with hot bullets. Yes, I will kill her, for she has sinned against me and God.

Let me state it again, I hate evil, and wouldn't want evil to be meted out to me. Once I become married, I promised God that I would never look at any other woman other than my wife. When I go on business trip, I shall go on maximum trust that my wife would never cheat on me in my absence, and I shall give her my very sincere assurance and confidence that am not gonna cheat on her, no matter the circumstance. I shall, let her know in all honesty that whenever I emback on any trip, be it biz tour, Church Programm, military oriented tour, etc, that it is 100% concentration on what I am traveling for.
Even now that I am single, though, I keep female friends biz each time I try meeting other girls aside my Main girl, I find it difficult being in their company. I Do feel deep sense of guilt, that I often regret ever stepping out with any other girl, because when I love it is 100%. If my love, a 19yr old, decides to cheat on me, good. I won't touch her, because I have yet to marry her. But once, I get married to her, and start getting information that she cheats on me; I wouldn't react. I would just have to hold my Chills till I confirm and catch her red-Händed in the act..., and once my type do...y'all know what? She will have to pay wiff her life...simple.

Guys Don't get me wrong. I am calm, and reserved but not foolish. I am very hot-tempered(ill-tempered). I love instant Justice, hence dont hasitate to serving it instanta to err-pins.

I am a 25 yr old man, and my girl is already aware of my attributes. I told her that once we are married, it gonna be strictly on both of us, and no one else, that then should she do anyhow(cheat), am no gonna hasitate in taking her out, including the idiat that gonna be with her on that, God forbid, ill-fated day, because in my own path, I shall be a faithful and loving husband that surd gonna be the envy of other ladies. I made her understand that she is free to go her separate now, If she knows that she no gonna play by marital rules when the time comes, but she obliged and promised that such will never happen. Now we are good to go in highest 2yrs time from now.

As for you Madam...go and die, you slut. #NONSENSE!!!

Davindal:
Dating older ladies is fun. As for me, I'm currently dating 3 different ladies. One of them is 21; I'm older than her by 6yrs, and inwardly, she is the one am gonna marry this coming December or next year.

The other 2 are 33 and 35 respectively. In fact, one thing I noticed in them(these two) is the urge to always make me happy. They are both working class, and are damn gorgeous, but have been taking for a ride by the different guys that have been in their lives.
In a nutshell, during intimate conversations with each of them. I realized that they have been through hell when it comes to relationship matters. These ladies have suffered heartbreaks, disappointments, abuses, etc.

But trust me, I was bold enough to ask them what each want in the relationships I have with each of them respectively.

To be frank, I was shocked when the first of the two older ladies told me that “you see Dave, I know that you no gonna marry me, but what I seek for, is your manliness. Your power to make me feel like a woman. Your company. I know that husbands are scarce; I pray you that paradventure, I don't marry in the next 2 years to come, pls do get me pregnant. Am 33 and not getting any younger.
For being a working class; I can take care of my baby, our baby, your baby...okay, even though I know, you wouldn't come openly.”
She is 33, and works with an oil coy. She studied Biochemistry, and graduated with second class upper.

As I psych the other lady, she said that, though she is older than me by 8yrs(she is 35); that she is not against my dating younger ladies, that all she wants is my attention.

This lady is a naval officer, with good pay, but I don't know why men don't want to commit to her, whether they are afraid; I don't know? But she is very caring to me. Anytime she is on break, she usually flies to my location and lodges in a well-fit hotel for one week plus, all to see me. We Bleep anyhow, gist, walk around, go shopping, eat palatable meals,etc. In fact, she lavishes naval money on me.
One thing I like in her is her intelligence(she studied electronics engineering before going into the military), calmness, and composure. Despite having a rank in the navy that is equivalent to major in army(Naval Captain) - at relatively younger age. She equally said she would want me to get impregnate her with time. That she would want to have a baby if she doesn't see a husband.

Older women are fun to be with; they buy you gifts, take care of you, pamper you, etc. In fact, I don't buy anything for them; they are the ones buying and showering me with gifts. If I feel like making love to them when they are free, I either choose a hotel of my choice or I move to their location(apartments), but am not usually comfortable with passing a night in a woman's apartment. I makes me feel less a guy, that is why I prefer suits in serene locations.

These ladies act maturely. They don't nag when they see any msg on my phone, nor do they monitor my calls.

engrjacuzzi:
Madonna university is one school I know that lacks everything. the funny and annoying thing is that my darling wife went for her certificate despite graduating three years ago, she was told her certificate wasn't ready. I then insisted that she get "to whom it may concern" attestation letter and when she did, she was asked to pay #20,000 for processing. I think Madonna school should be closed down because all the allegation are true.

danidee10:
PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND READ THIS STORY, THE OP IS TELLING THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. THANK YOU

Before i start my story, i'll advise any jambite or any parent reading this not to apply to Madonna university and if you're already a student and it's not too late to leave please leave and find a better University to attend. if you can't afford to leave then make sure you keep track of all your results especially if you are a transfer student from another department.

I got admitted to madonna university in october 2011 to the faculty of engineering Elele campus, it should be noted that madonna has three campuses, Elele(Rivers state) for Sciences, Akpugo (Enugu state) for Engineering and Okija (Anambra) for Arts. while i was in my 100 level i started hearing rumours(in Madonna every rumour is 95% true) that my department in Engineering was not accredited by NUC, due to that discovery i decided to transfer and change to another department. i paid the fee of N 10,000 and transferred to computer science department in 200 level, i was told to write a leter to the school's Exams and records to transfer my old result and details to my new department which i did

Fast forward to my final year....when the list came out for those that would do final-clearance(those going for youth service), i was not too surprised when i did not see my name because, transfer students in my department have always had this issue of our 100 level results not being transferred even thought we've been writing letters to the university's exam and records to transfer our results. personally i know i've written this letter more than five times throughout my time in Madonna University, so i quickly rushed down to school to find out why my name was not on the list, i was told it's an issue with my result. so i went to Exams and records and i submitted my name to the security man who acts as the intermediary between students and the offce and i was shocked when he returned about 2 hours later with the piece of paper i submitted to them with 'Next two weeks' boldly written in red. i asked him why, he said the lady incharge did not give him any reason. i quickly scribbled down my name and Registration number on another piece of paper and submitted it again, initially the security man was reluctant to collect the paper, i begged him and he finally agreed. This time i waited and waited but i got no response and before you know it they said they were closed for the day.

The next day i came back and submitted my name and reg number and i got another response saying i should come back the next week (all these responses come at least after 2 hours of waiting). i was very angry and i walked up to the window where i could talk to them, the security man tried to restrain me but before he got there i was already talking to the Brother/Seminarian that i saw there. i explained everything to him and he told me to give him my name and registration number again which i quickly did. he told me to wait that he will attend to me. an hour later when i saw that i was getting no response i went to meet him again and he kept on telling me to wait that they're working on my result, meanwhile when i looked into the office, he was browsing the preview of Liverpool vs Arsenal another staff was on nairaland, one was on facebook and the others were just chatting and laughing, i told him i was tired of waiting that he should tell me exactly what's going on, he finally told me

THAT ALL MY 100 LEVEL RESULTS ARE NOT IN ELELE THAT THEY'VE BEEN MOVED TO AKPUGO IN ENUGU STATE.....WTF!!!!!!

But i've been writing letters since 200 level for you guys to move my results for how many years and it has not been transferred. He was just smiling and he told me that i'm supposed to know that letters don't work in this office. i nearly ran mad, i was like how else do you want me to communicate with you guys if i don't use letters, the Exams and records office is locked down and restricted from students and lecturers. by this time it was around 4 o'clock and they closed for the day

To cut the story short i had to go to my former Faculty and request for old 100 level results before doing this i informed one of my lecturer who called the Reverend Father incharge of Exams and records and told him that both of us are coming with some of the results we found and he said ok (if i didn't do this, they would just dismiss the result as a fake one even if it is stamped and signed by the Hod of that), after i submitted the results i found (i did not find all of them especially GST courses which are not pasted by Exams and Records or released to the various departments), they wrote a list of 16 courses that they could not find (they even wrote some non-existent courses). i went back to them and told them to give me the names of the non-existent courses (they just wrote down the course code). i waited and waited throughout the day but got no answer or response. i started going round from one 100 level lecturer to another to retrieve some of my results (doing their job for them). i was told to write a letter to exams and records again to go and get the result from the respective lecturers i did that and submitted the letter but i got no response and when i tried to find out exactly what's going on the Seminarian there would just tell me that they are working on it that i should just be patient

This Saga went on till the list for the NYSC batch A corpers had been compiled and forwarded to NYSC, i had to go home because i had tried all possible avenues to resolve this problem all to no avail.

The Seminarian was even telling me to go to Akpugo campus and get the results myself, but the annoying thing is even when i get there they wouldn't give me the results i have to beg (which translates to bribe) a staff there to follow me down to Elele with the results, i've told them to contact the office there to scan the results and send it to them. but they said 'they don't work like that' (can you imagine that!!!!), even My lecturer that has been helping me out with this issue (God bless him) can't help me again because they might start accusing him that he has collected bribe from me that's why he is so interested in this case (that's what they do). My mum even called the Reverend Father incharge of Exams and records, he started shouting on her and telling her that i went to bring fake results for them and that he is sure i did not even write those exams in 100 level, i even went to meet the lady incharge of computer sciences results. she just behaved as if she was deaf and dumb and walked out on me.

Most of my mates going for this Batch A youth corps never saw the result of some Exams they wrote in 100 level, and they are some of my colleagues who didn't see the result of an Exam (wasn't released to the department or pasted), it didn't come out in their problem list (list of courses you failed or missing courses, the list is released in your final year) only to be told that they failed the course or their result can't be found after they've graduated. a year before i graduated one of my seniors from another department advised me to go to exams and records and request for my results, i tried that but they plainly told me that they don't have time to attend to my request, i kept on trying but i had to give up because i started missing classes because of the hours i spend waiting for them to respond.

I want the whole world to know what goes on in Madonna University, on the outside it looks like a good catholic school but it's a whole new world when you get inside, they intentionally make students have spill overs so they came come back and pay another new school fees again, even if it's a single GST course, if it's a second semester course you'll pay both first and second semester school fees which is 300k+ or 400k+ depending on your department just to write that single course

As i'm writing this, i don't even know the next action to take i'm just at home now in limbo waiting for them to go and retrieve my remaining results.

franklyncj:
i remembered once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But The next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me Again

mostHandsome01:
i use to be against jungle justice before but last month in abuja, Armed robbers stormed my estates with guns, robbed 10 houses including mine, that was the first time a gun was pointed at me, they took all my cash, phones and laptop. and they massively injured people in the vicinity.

ever since that has happened to me past month. i have soo much hatred for these robbers. and i feel no pity for them.

if actually hes a member. He deserves every bit of what they did to him.

Valmekyz:
This story still coming up..
Joy was my girlfriend, until she got admission, we broke up 8 months b4 she met her untimely death. The Alhaji in question has been known in that our area for sleeping with little girls. He enticed them with money. So this isnt the first time such thing is happening.
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Ishilove:
Ummm...

Ishilove:
Poster follow this advice.

God answers prayers, I'm a living proof.

wellmax:
Behold, I was shapen in iniquity, etc. We are not to suppose that David here reflects upon his parents as the medium of transmitting to him the elements of moral evil; and that by the introduction of the doctrine of original sin he intended to extenuate the enormity of his own crimes. On the contrary, we are to regard him as afflicting himself by the humbling consideration that his very nature was fallen, that his transgressions flowed from a heart naturally at enmity with God; that he was not a sinner by accident, but by a depravity of purpose extending to the innermost desires and purposes of the soul; and that there was "a law in his members, warring against the law of his mind, and bringing him into captivity to the law of sin and death" Romans 7:23

zeezeegal:
13 Countries? Na Private Jet U Be O...

thornapple:
I believe you don't have more faith than those it happened to.

thornapple:
1. For the ladies:
You are a Lady with wonderful prospects and great suitors. You accepted the proposal of a man that seems the best for you only to discover after your wedding that he is impotent.

2. For the guys:
You worked hard all your life to get to where you are today. You could've decided to remain single for a while and catch some fun but for the love of family decided to marry. You got married to a lady of your choice who made you believe is the most decent to start a family with. Several months afterwards it was discovered she was barren resulting from multiple abortions due to a promiscuous life she lived before you met.

What will you do given either of these situations?.

DropShot:
The most talented footballer to come from Africa.

Unfortunately, he underachieved.

Jonadoyle:
Cameras are now done thank you for advise to .... I am to ashamed now to go to more pastors or different church , it easy in messages to talk but to another and explain what happens is so humiliating .
I feel pastors that try help is new at dealing with this but they try , as long as prayers being done it help .
If cam not show problem then maybe I go catholic church and ask .
I'm confused and embarrassed and humiliated bad now

Jonadoyle:
This morning .. I stay awake all night as not want sleep , as light happen I just get the light head as seem usual , I tried get up and drink but I could not I was aware I seem drift away then I wake naked again across bed not in normal way I really not know how long it takes then .. but my mind wakes good trying think what go on .. but it don't get answer , I'm still waiting response from mountain of fire see if they help .
Thank you

ifyalways:
Nigerian youths are busy snapchating, instagramming and Facebooking their lives away.

Godchild2015:
Studied Business Administration.

Amhappy:
My born again Christian male gynecologist who stood by me through thick and thin ,infertility,miscarriages and pregnancy and yes he did many examination and treatment through the parts you called unholy not for fun but because they are needed for procreation. And procreation is the work of God. Did I mention that he prays over his cases. Yes,he has now been made a consultant and I'm so proud of him. How many female gynecologist do we even have? When did society even allow women to start aiming high? If not for the males who veered into that career early enough more women will die in pregnancy and childbirth. I have been treated by females(thrice) and they are not even better. I remember during my postpartum issues,it was the female who left me and went home not minding that I was bleeding. Whereas I thought she would have been more compassionate. God bless all responsible gynecologist(male & female). You are a gift to mankind. And if you are a Christian ,better.

CHARLOE:
Mugu spotted!

Boss13:
Apostle Suleiman is a proud man and that will be his downfall. Initially the news went public, he was quick to deny Stephanie and claim APC were after him. He later agree to knowing Stephanie, but never met her in person. He also agreed to sending her monies to start a business because he wanted her to have a change of lifestyle. He denied having Stephanie arrested and claimed it was the police. However, he made the petition. He staged his wife to deny the pictures that they were photoshopped. He sent his lawyers to threaten Keyamo and report him to disciplinary committee instead of a competent court.

Now, Keyamo is training people to speak like him. Apostle Suleiman should remember the COZA pastor, he accepted his fate and asked for forgiveness. That man now has moved on and I believed he has learnt his lessons. Also his church members did not run away because they believe afterall he is human and prone to make mistake. However Suleiman does not want to be perceived as being infallible. He has forgotten how he took that lady on a trip to Napoli and gave her offering money. He has forgotten how he took her to New York and escorted her 4am because he wants to be discrete.

Shame on you Apostle Suleiman!