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Starboytwo:
Heres my hangout story

I was jejely going to buy pepper when 3 police man disappeared inside my front, Gbam... They asked for my ID,

Me- but oga na pepper I come buy na, my house nor far, I say make boys do concoction this morning

Oga- you are a cultist

Me- hmmm, oga, woh du you mean?

Oga- oh you are asking me, ask me well well... He grabbed me by my waist and escorted me into thier danfo.... Off we went...

Me- but oga, I no understand where you dey carry me go ooo, I no Sabi all this place now, whixh Kain wahalah be dis, make person no fit buy pepper for person country again...

Oga- unlock this your phone, "extending it to me" (after initially seizing it)

Me- after initially doing small " oga na my personal property blah blah".... Me unlocks phone and he immediately starts rummaging through everything... WhatsApp, pictures, Instagram, account balance, everything...

Oga-- "visibly angry" you don hide am abi? You think say you get sense? He found my Gmail and asked why I got 4 Gmail, unless I'm into fraud... Then he smiled, he looked up at me with that " God don catch you look... He found my Google Hangout, clicked on it and it was slow coming up, he got angry again, while I tried to help him, next thing "gbam on my cheek"...

Me- Han han, oga wetin I do na, there's no crime in having a Google Hangout na blah blah....

Few minutes later they went out, came back after like two hours with fresh set of boys

Oga- Han han, una still dey here, 'slaps one guy standing anyhow by the door"... Una never reason una self...

Later I dialogue with the woman police sitting with us and gave her 2k, base on say I no do anything, I don waste time and chop one slap... She promise to talk to them...

Woman- oga, this one bring "February"

Oga- you no even get level, as you tall reach you nor get money... Na una go dey get 3 girlfriends, and una no geh shi shi...

Me- oga me I be virgin

Oga- oya come dey go, anytime you nor carry your id card again, na cell you go sleep... He gave me directions, we talk normal normal and I left....

That's how we roll like that... They are actually your friend after you give them some money....

Did you still buy the pepper later for the concoction?

26. Have hangout app on your phone.

Let me go and download "Hangouts" on my phone before police smiles and punch me. I don't want to be harmed by the police.

Ope ooooo. Lamidi Kanu has just arrested the impostor posing as the president of a nation that Lamidi is not a citizen of. He Will remove his cap and hand him over to police. Alleluia. More details to follow.

It is unfortunate that anyone outside Nigeria believe Nlamidi Kanu, despite exposure. Anyway, he uses religion chukwu binbinwhatever so it's a little understandable.

So thieves come into my neighbourhood, enter each room, take property, beat and maybe raped people. I'm likely to be an accomplice if the police find the robbers before I reported at their station and signed statement. SMH

darkelf:
The annoying one is having to report stolen or robbed items (as if they would catch the thieves or robbers). Their reason; in case its found at the scene of a robbery, you don't become a suspect. What sane detective would just arrest you because your property was found at a crime scene and the annoying thing is they won't even bother to investigate further.

They said "you should report the incidence within minutes". So someone robbed and traumatised should be looking for police station within minutes SO THAT he/she will not face imprisonment.

Total rubbish. Is this how the police is meant to be issuing threats instead of reorientation of the police officers. They are giving warnings for their incompetence.
How to stay out of Nigerian police trouble. Must they make trouble? Can't they be civil and reasonable?

First, it's Ramadan is near, wait. Then it's Ramadan don't come. Then temperature is bad, stay still, then Christmas and expensive flight, calm down. Then same you will say Come and see for yourself.

UAE is desert, Canada is snow cold. Anyone looking for Ogbomoso weather before embarking on the journey needs not come. Temperature is currently 35 and It's night. Some places in northern Nigeria are this hot and more. After all my talk, everybody stay your place. Dubai residents, stay there. Dubai illegals,go home. Nigeria residents, dey manage am. Abi? I've talk what everyone wants.

Buhari is on his way to Japan now. IPOB must hand him over to the police, height of senselessness. Would police now jail him or what? Anyway, I'm sure that not one sane legal and working immigrant in Japan will be ready to face the music.

NONNYG:
so 40 degrees is normal?

Is this the kind of meaningful contribution you make here?

It made meaning to you. No be me make your blood dey hot.

Weather no hot again na. 40degrees.

It's unfortunate that the majority are saying there are other options. Little drops of water make a mighty ocean. You don't know the stick the bank or supermarket is currently taking as a result of past deals done there by fraudsters. Do you know some people only send/receive money only through that option for years. You want to do a normal ordinary transaction and you are denied because you are Nigerian. They call and call and check and check and authorize and authorize for something others will get done even without ID. When they start asking for documents as if you want to apply for Express entry or B.Sc in foreign university. You don't know how frustrating and stigmatizing that is.

Oshisko. If they went to arsenal, they would have been as mediocre as ambitionless as Arsene Wenger and the club. They'll just keep 90% possession and have draws hoping to pass the ball into the net.

majamajic:
yes , the president made us to know that some are juicy , look into the portfolio of NW , don't be deceived , the juicy ones are where the power of the nation is , the president secured them by handing them over to NW , with that it's secured , Buhari is smarter than Johnathan , though Jonathan was more of a national interest person , imagine he made Jega INEC chairman , Buhari can't do that mistake , my brother we have juicy posts , look at what they gave to Abia state upon they have only one slot.

Is health important or unimportant? Is transportation important? Is labour important? Is water important or the environment, or science and technology?How do you measure the importance of a ministry?
Some will say the power of the nation is with Kyari, then with Tinubu, then with the army. Now,you are saying the power of the nation is in some ministries?

kratos12345:
OK. What matters to you is the balancing abi? Their performance does not mean anything to you abi? Arigboshola who owes twenty months salaries does not matter abi? Akpabio is visibly jubilating and dancing because he will continue his biggest ever corrupt practices does not .matter abi? Ameachi who is carrying with him the highest unanswered corruption petitions ever does not matter abi?

Akpabio is jubilant because his enemies and opposers were hoping for his downfall, to mock him as used and dumped. Now he's in charge of the whole Niger-Delta projects in a sense as against just a state or EssienBushUdim senatorial district.
Also, do you believe GEJ stole or was corrupt? There are corruption petitions over him too. Over virtually all Nigerian politicians.

majamajic:
are u really satisfied with the portfolio your state got ?

What is the meaning of the portfolio your state got? What kind of criminal mindset is this? If you are actually interested in patriotic work and making a difference, instead of stealing, why will anyone be talking about juicy ministry. Is it not the same salary they collect? Do they share or should they share ministry money to their state of origin?

psucc:
Akpabio would been a perfect bait for Ministry of Works. In fact, given the chance he would have rewrite Buhari's record.

Exactly what I expected. The man can work all over. He was underutilized in the Senate, just sitting down and taking salary.

BRF overworked in the Power ministry, set the ball rolling almost on auto, and gave us that GREAT deal of 10000MW with the Germans. It's unfortunate they removed it from under him. When the fruits come out, he would not be there to take the glory.
They used it to technically knock him off 2023 presidential ambition. Because IF things go as he planned and the Power sector is smiling then, people will prefer him to take over as President than Osinbajo whose only NOTICEABLE achievement is Tradermoni and npower, or Tinubu if he decides to run.

Is this a joke? Very tasteless. Except there's juggling later, na same same oh. Square pegs in round holes.

A sissy

lexy2014:
Wow...that's interesting. So if people don't watch BBN, they won't "learn and understand the COMPLEX psychology of humans relationships"? Since u say sex is part of that equation, are u saying that without BBN, Nigerians won't no anything about sex? How were Nigerians having sex b4 BBN? And what is that "complex psychology of human r/ships" that BBN is teaching that can't b gotten elsewhere?

In addition, what is d team work that is being learnt on BBN that has never been seen b4?

I seriously wonder oh

Some are saying people have a right not to watch. That right is forcefully taken away by the huge publicity and accolade it receives. It's like the shop opposite me blasting MJ's music at incredulous volume, and saying I have a right to block my ears. Check media, check FrontPage and see the celebration and glorification.

It means this Zaky man is not that smart or he is a double. See as he is happily "jabo" like a kid that is narrating his recent trip to Amusement park.

What Financial Times said is simply the understanding of Customs, NPF, Nigerian Army, Road safety, Immigration and the business people. All these people have banned importation of Food in their minds and understanding. So FG needs to be CLEAR in their directives and orders, and go to sensitize these people mentioned.

This looks more responsible and decent than many church venues today.

VenusTechShop:
Give Igbos Biafra today and all there corrupt politicians will face firing squad today!! Time and chance is all they need.

Can Yorubas do this to Tinubu? Can they? And Igbos are the supporters of corruption even after dealing with this very corrupt, useless politician? Who happens to be the fourth most powerful man in the last dispensation!!



N.B
. Even though I may not support the beating because he is an elder statesman, I still see him as one of the useless, hopeless Nigerian politicians that have bastardized this worthless nation beyond repair.

Firstly, yorubas do not have any militant group agitating for anything at present. IPOB is a minority percentage even among igbos. And as you said, you don't support or have the same opinion as them.
Secondly, Ekweremadu has been in government since like forever till date and as DSP, a very powerful government position. On the other hand, Tinubu has not occupied any government position for over 12years, and he was just governor when he was there. You are comparing apples and pears really.

If they don't do it, you will complain. If they do it, you will still complain. Ulterior motive ko, interior motive ni.

colestephan86:
cleaning isn't the solution but strict laws on sanitation.

Consistent cleaning is the solution. If a place is clean, people will not boldly litter it.

People are so confused, rudderless and helpless without the Bible as a guide and foundation. God instituted marriage and has the answer to every marriage problem. If your husband could sleep with you till you got pregnant outside marriage, why are you so surprised and distraught that he can still sleep outside marriage?

Sebi they say there is nothing wrong with pornography and masturbation. These are some of the effects, no self control. He will rape his mother and father's mate too,and his siblings. Watching it is never enough, neither does it esse any stress. It keeps him looking for more anyhow. Who knows how long he masturbated for seeing the little girl's underwear. Let devil keep deceiving you guys.

People lose and gain faith every day in different denominations. So I wonder why some people are taking opportunity to have a dig at Hillsong as weak foundation or entertainment. Your church or choir achieve pass them in any tangible way?