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Sonnobax15:

Op na gay oh

Well, I don't subscribe to labels, nor do I allow gender to restrict me from experimenting. My sexuality is fluid. If you are attractive enough, I don't mind going down

yemi1504:
With no jobs and underemployment outside? Hmmmm. Your face show.

Is it by staying home that you will get the job?

iLegendd:
I read all comments. I'm not banned. I'm just hooked on a new "good addiction" that is more addictive than Nairaland. To quit an addiction, you need another addiction that has better returns.

Also, I want to thank all the Nairalanders who keep coming to my WhatsApp to purchase our book even though I'm offline (for a good reason).

Three Nairalanders bought this month already, just as many did last month and in the past. With the Naira losing value every year, we've never increased our prices.

I truly appreciate the love and concern.

Maybe, I'll create 1 post this year. It's about expense and income management app. After installing 112+ of the best similar apps and playing with them for months, I found the best two.

With these two simple apps, you'll have a better financial future and monitor how you spend your money.

It's not about how much you make, but how good you manage and control it.

Lol. You don't need to type an epistle to prove you are not broke. Going into immediate defence, positing screenshots of apps. Why do you feel the need to disclose how many bought your book? There's no shame in being broke. Life happens. It's easy to see through the fakeness. Fake guru!!

nedekid:
Holdup, are you saying man bleeped you in your asshole?

No be small thing oh

All these Akara cultist. You didn't give him a slap?

Lutherblaq:
I met this girl last year june, and we start up something between us and it has been going smoothly.

But recently she has automatically became a nuisance always telling me how her family will like to to meet me, especialy her mother, everytime my mother this my mother that, so i brace up and agreed to meet her family, i told her to inform her mother about it, she was very happy that we end up having hmmm ..

On the D-day we baught some goodies for them, and set off to their mansion, her father is not around we only met her mum and her two female siblings at home...

After all the formalities and so on. Later in the night, they turn their theater on and it started playing some sort of erotic songs, i started getting uncomfortable, they all went in, (including their mum) and later came back dressed so sexily, i was shocked to my bones, not bcoz of the girls but their mum ...

The all started dancing to the song playing.

My gyal draged me up and stated rocking her a** on me, i was just stearing like zombie i totally lost the control of my brain at that critical time.

.her younger sis even ask if she could rock me, i was shocked when she said yes .

The way their mum is stearing at me hmm i could tell that even her will like to rock me and more she is se*y just like her daughters.

**
It has been two weeks after that shocking incident, and my girlfriend has not call, visit or even text me i don't know why, but i really need help on how to handle this matter

Pls mods should help push to the front page for more advice From relationship experts

Fantasy. Part 2

olaztek:
Not easy to sustain a tech company in naija. Without sufficient fund, you are doomed.

Forget about fund, 350k users and he couldn't monetize it? How much is a dedicated server? A lifetime legacy and he sold it for peanuts. Maybe he thinks he will build something equally successful, but luck don't always show up. I wish him the best.

ReturnMan:
Damn this bro don loosegard

I am telling you. Over 350k users and he sold it for peanuts.

KnowledgeIsVast:
We are really going through a lot in this country almost everyone is moving mad
Here in my hood the rate of drug intake is alarming I’ve been smoking since 1896
I sunk into depression few years ago this would have helped me a lot because I started using drugs which almost ruined me and my appearance but alhamdulilah I found myself back and I no de entertain any stress at all I no de involved myself for Wetin dem no involve me
Whatever you de do AVOID USINNG DRUGS
SMOKE CANABIS ABEG

Avoid drugs but smoke cannabis? So cannabis is not a drug? That's even the worst if you ask me. Go online and see people struggling with cannabis addiction.

nedekid:
Lolz, I will never drag insults with you. Too petty.
If reasoning like you makes me dumb, oga, it means being dumb is a compliment. Seeking knowledge or being "exposed", not to make miningful impact but about kolos, illuminati, gay, anal porn, etc? Well done.
As per masters and slaves, na you sabi, I assure you some folks can represent at both the masters and the slaves table.
Regards to you and your puppies.

Whatever

FreedomfromtheT:
You can remain and continue your hate comments against Obi if you think it can affect his supporters.
It only gives you out as one who claims one thing but demonstrates the opposite.

Support him from now till tomorrow, Obi will never know who you are, and Tinubu will remain your President whether you want it or not.

nedekid:
Bros, if all you wrote up there make you exposed, I'd rather remain unexposed and living under a cage.
I sprinkle blood of Jesus on you for saying a man can be attracted to me, are you kidding me? Why will a normal man even want to stick his blokos into a woman's shit extruding hole, not to talk of that of another man? I bet you lick arse abi? It brings out the freek in you right? Continue.
Anyway, from your topics on nairaland, I see you are overexposed, as they say, too much of everything de cause k leg.

Please remain dumb for life. Seeking knowledge or exposure is not for everyone after all. There will always be masters and servants. You already know where you belong.

FreedomfromtheT:
If you care not a hateful pretensions and hypocritical fellow, then leave this thread.
Even if you don't, your hate, character assassination and evil speech against Peter Obi cannot change the minds of his lovers.
So the hate you intend to spread here can only appeal to your likes.
Thank you.

I am not leaving until you bring a carton of Vodka

FreedomfromtheT:
Your hatred for Peter Obi is written all over you through your choice of words.
But does he even know that you exist?
Have you achieved one tenth of what Peter Obi has achieved in life?
Is it not folly to carry heavy loads and expect the person you hate to feel the pain?

I repeat, I don't hate Obi. He is my brother after all. I only hate pretence, and can never work or be friends with one who is not real. Authenticity is something I value most in life. I don't care about his achievements, or whether he knows me or not. He isn't feeding me or paying my rent. Your idea of success and mine are vastly different. You could be a failure but I see myself as incredibly successful as long as I don't beg to live. Fact remains, Obi is a fraud and I'm glad he failed.

FreedomfromtheT:
You are entitled to your hatred on HE Mr Peter Obi.
I know that perhaps not everyone in your extended family loves you especially when you are progressing.
Not all Igbos will love HE Peter Obi.
Not all Yorubas love Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
I believe not all Fulanis or northern Muslims will love HE Alhaji Atiku Abubakar.
I equally believe not everyone in Kano loves HE Dr. Rabiu Musa Kwakwanso
Please I didn't mention other tribes 'condescendingly' That is a figment of your imagination. I even included Igbo among the tribes I mentioned.
This perhaps shows your real motive - to incite other tribes against Peter Obi because he is Igbo.
A lot of people can see through your propaganda.
Thanks.

I don't hate Obi. Why would I? I only hate pretence. I'd rather work with a drug-sniffing drug lord who is not shy to show me his bloodshot eyes, than a con man masquerading as Jesus Christ. Someone who couldn't organize a competent legal team wants to fix a country as big as Nigeria. What a clown!!

Dpsychologist:
They say good looking people are often perceived as more intelligent, honest and successful.

1. Have you ever been discriminated because of your looks?

2. Was someone who is more attractive than you favoured over you, even when you know deep down that you are better?

3. Do you think lookism (discrimination based on looks) exists?

Will love to see your comments. I need to carry out a survey.

Look matters more than we care to admit. Someone can live in Hell or in Heaven just because of how they look. As someone who went from ugly to being a hot cake, the difference in treatment was vastly astonishing.

If you are very attractive, someone can literally pick you up from the street and give you the life of your dreams. But the same cannot be said if you are ugly.

I really pity for ugly people. They have to work 10x harder to achieve the life they want.

nedekid:
Omo, see their legs, looking like full blow patients. Why in God's name will a man be attracted to a fellow man enough to "romance" and lick or stick his gentleman's stick in a man's poo extractor? Does it not smell? Imagine the product of ewa, cassava, garri, beans and dodooo on your thing? Chisos!
Deliverance in needed not arrest.

You are so unexposed.
If a woman can be attracted to you, a man can also be attracted to you. Even men and women indulge in anal sex. You don't watch porn, or have you been living under a cave?

I hate it when scammers call out other scammers. Kettle calling pot black.

FreedomfromtheT:
What is your definition of 'a colossal failure?'
And from your language and mine, who is actually hateful and bitter?

I am stating an obvious fact that although I supported Obi, he is a fraud. Even mentioned my tribe to prove I'm not biased in my opinion. And you started foaming in the mouth mentioning all the tribes condescendingly. News flash, not all Igbos are Obi fans. Someone that couldn't even organize a competent legal team wants to fix a country as big as Nigeria. Obi is a fraud.

fadilaMaikiriki:
On the ear lobes. I have about 4 piercings on my ear lobes. That's not too much, is it?

Why do care about what people think? Do what you love because you love it. Some will love it, some will hate it. That's life. You can't please everyone.

FreedomfromtheT:
The submission you quoted was made pursuant to this thread.
If you didn't support or vote Peter Obi, the question is not for you.
Thank you.

Although I never trusted Obi, I supported him. It was like choosing the lesser evil. But seeing BAT's performance so far, I am glad Obi was a colossal failure. Now go work on your bitterness. Thank you.

FreedomfromtheT:
I don't think anyone asked you if you are Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Tiv, Igala, Kanuri, Ibibio, Ijaw, Fulani, Ebira, Urhobo, Ogoni, Yala, Ogoja, Bini, Nupe, Egun, Efik, Gwari, or Esan,
The question is for those who initially voted for Peter Obi in the last presidential election.
Thank you.

My response is not for your dumb thread, but in response to kokorokoman's submission.

kokorokoman:
though i didn't vote in the last elections but over my dead body will i ever vote peter obi.
the only people that vote obi are people that either started having interets in the nigeria politics since buhari time or his tribesmen.
like how would you witness obi's tenure as a governor and still want him to be your president?
ob as a governor refused to conduct local govt elections for seven good years, medical doctors went on strike under hs nose as a governor for over 10 months, even anambra as a 100 percent christian state obi was till able to succesfully divide the sate religiously causing a permanet trouble between the catholics and anglican in anambra.
a deceiver that is only good at churning out statitics abut cannot work for his people.
go check how obi left awka, a slum.
i do not and have never supported any nigerian politician but obi is one of the politicians i rate very low in nigeria.
abi na jazz the man use for una ?

I am Igbo and I have never for once trust Obi. He has this uncanny valley vibes that makes it obvious that he is a fraud masquerading as a saint. The same way I feel about pastors, knowing deep down that they are scam, but wearing a facade just to deceive the gullible.

Chronicwanker:
Greetings everyone. I've had this on my thighs and under my scrotum for a while now and I've tried to get rid of it but it's still there. Please who knows what it is and how can I truly get rid of it because I'm worried.

I bath twice a day and I don't wear a boxer for more than 12 hours. I shave regularly too so I'm confused.

The skin area is white and sometimes falls off when I scratch it, but the marks are there and the whiteness still.

Don't you know that chronic wanking affects your immune system, hence leading to this? Stop wanking for a month and see an improvement in your overall health. If you smoke, stop that too.

maasoap:
Some didn't give more than a slap, the rest is history. It doesn't worth it sometimes, I repeat

The fact is, you shouldn't even be in a situation where a lady will slap you. If you respect yourself well enough no lady will ever try that. People dey look face before they try bullshit. But if it ever happens, serve it back to her in the same manner. She will survive it. If she doesn't, it was self-defence. Don't let anyone walk on you simply because you are afraid you will kill them. What if they kill you?

DolbyDigital:
This is the core reason why I hate my salary but I don't blame anyone. I just focus on my improving my competence in the hope of getting a better offer someday.

One of the biggest mistake in my life is starting with a small salary. Straight out of school after completing my ND, I got an offer through the help of my mum from one of the company she is associated with. I didn't really care much about the salary, I am just enthusiast about practising what I learnt in school.

I was very dedicated at my job and I am proud of what I do. I was given bigger responsibilities, assumed tougher roles, trained and mentored new staff, functioned as the team leader but never got promoted to be the boss. (It is a indian company, so if you know, you know). I even complete my HND part time few years ago but it is with so much struggle.

It has been long since I got uncomfortable with earning salary though, I have tried many things to gain financial freedom from home but I have been looking in the wrong place. I tried forex, sport betting, binary, etc but it has all failed me. I wasn't looking for an easy way thought, my job had disconnected with my some people that give me updates.

But I started to dislike my boss, my company, my profession, in fact, salaried jobs entirely when my peers who just finished BSc./HND with no experience got offers that is par with my 9 years of work experience and competence. Some of which I even mentored while they are in school and prepare them for the practical aspect of the job.

What even killed my morale completely is the offer I get from companies I make applications to. I get interviews easily, I am certain that I will be called up for an interview after sending out about 12 CVs for job applications but where I normally got stucked is the salary aspect.

I usually get offers for salary that is about the same with my current salary and that is annoying! It would have been a good salary if I am just starting out with little or no experience but considering my experience and responsibilities demanded from me, and what I'll be bringing to the table, I feel undervalued. (Although, I would have accepted the offer but my current place have the advantage of proximity. I spend so little on transport and I don't have to wake up early like most folks.)

And I like the company because they are working with one of the latest technologies in the industry. They always spend so much on introducing new and better processes and procedures and educating the staffs but so little on their welfare and salaries. They just love to hire cheap labours.

Still, It is annoying because I keep asking myself, Is this what I am worth? If this is what I am worth, I don't want to do this shit anymore. I just feel like just quitting one day, see what the street can offer me with some of my savings. Afterall, I have enough cash to foot my bills effortlessly for one year even if I am not doing anything.

Sometimes, I got demoralised and I stopped applying... while sometimes, I try again when my dumb indian superiors do some stupid things. But I know the day I'd truly be happy is to do my thing. I just hope that it won't be a wishful thinking forever.

After reading your epistle, it was obvious that you are still naive. You still don't know how things work.

You think working hard at your place of work will get you promoted, instead you will be dumped with more work and responsibilities. Whereas people who don't even do 50% of what you do keep getting promoted.

Your first mistake is taking an offer that you believe is below your worth. And when it comes to slave labour, Indians are the best.

I don't see myself ever working for those bastards. Not only will they overload you with work and pay you peanuts, but they also lack respect and can be quite racist.

Start afresh, but this time, desist from applying to Nigerian, China, Labenese or Indian-managed companies.

And when you get that dream job, it's not about how hard you work, but how you play the office politics.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't meet your target. You should, but don't go above and beyond trying to impress. It will only get you more responsibilities not promotion.

Wishing you the best.

Antell95:
How do you think i should have reacted?

1- SLAP her back
2- Use belt
3- Both?

PS: Her Dad is a conel

My friend slap her back.

Even if her father is a military general, did he teach her to go about slapping men?

Her father might even shake you for being a man.

You are just easily intimidated and timid, not that you are gentle.

If I was your father this is enough to disown you.

Weakling.

maasoap:
Cowardly? What if he had reacted in anger and found himself in bigger trouble? Violence doesn't solve every case

My friend, if a lady slaps you, slap back. There's nothing like violence here. If you keep tolerating such bullshit it will keep happening, and you will end up losing your balls as a man.

Suleiman22:
Mind you I'm not an agent, I now how the things work if you don't know it is not a fight Biko.

If you are going to help someone get an international passport, that makes you an agent. It's like saying you are not a thief but you steals

Once you graduate from Uni, don't ever think of going back to your father's house. Being an adult is no child's play, but you will be proud you left. The comfort zone is not a place to be.

The AI can teach you, then you teach your students. But first you have to learn it. You can't give what you don't have.

Imagine an agent telling you not to go through an agent. What kind of marketing strategy is this?