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A lot of our veterans are living from hand to mouth, but shame wouldn't allow them to beg.

They'd rather maintain the celebrity facade than reveal that all is not well.

Is she still acting? Getting a car is not the problem, can she handle the liability?

It's only in this part of the world that people think owning a car means you have finally arrived.

That's why Lagos traffic is getting worst day by day since everyone wants to be a car owner.

We need a change of mindset.

A millionaire in Naira?

It's not even up to $2000, but I hope it encourages you to aspire bigger.

When I made my first million, it changed my mindset.

If I can make a million, it means I can also make 100 million.

Wishing you more success.

Frank2021:
Just imagine this mumu we are just meeting today she is already demanding I kukuma block am immediately Nonsense

She doesn't like you. Begging you for money is her way of saying 'please fvck off my dm.'

This often happens if there are many admirers queuing for her attention.

I know this cause I'm in the same boat. My dm is full of admirers, and anyone who doesn't measure up to my liking is instantly billed.

Majority end up blocking themselves. While a few go ahead to surprise me.

One recently paid for my flight to South Africa LOL.

hardbody:
I have made conscious efforts to not understand how this crypto and blockchain shi works. My mind is at rest. One of the laws of gold says I should not send money on an errand that it doesn't understand. In my books, all these cryptos and all are such messages.

You are a wise man.

Lovilla:
My current boyfriend has ass licking fetish.

He prefers licking my butt to sucking my nipples. And it is not healthy.
How will my boyfriend be begging me to lick my buttocks?
Not that i have a large ass.

I ve tried to stop him but i couldnt.

He keep insisting that he ll' do it.

Pls what do i do about it?

How do i stop it without making it look as if i dont like him?

It's called rimming.

easytig:
Dude looks like slawomir no cap

He is very handsome and fit. Except he doesn't have sense.

elated177:
GodWrites, it appears you have fallen in "love" with me already. Chei! I don't do that kind of abomination that homos erroneously call love.

I am in love with you. Hate is too big a burden. Come and suck my dick. I know you will love it. Just come out already and stop hiding behind homophobia.

elated177:
Wilgrea7 is also godwrites.

Who is Wilgrea7?

My friend you love sucking dick behind closed doors.

Hypocrite.

marlow1962:
He stayed connected with his father's land during his youth.

He should kontinue

SultanOfAbia:
My mother is furious that I don't want to come over to the UK.
This month my younger sister left for UK and it's remaining me.
Documents and all papers are right and after couple family intervention I decided to go for interview.
I really didn't want to go to Uk
I love my life here in Nigeria tho things are hard.. it's still my home
I feel more connected to my father's land.
Going to abroad is not my plan. My mother thinks I'm possessed by spirit that want me to not succeed.
My uncles have pleaded with me to go and join my mum and sis in UK.

I was given UK visa last year, refused to join my sister that traveled this May

honestly I don't want to move to Uk.
I know how hard life can be in 9ja but i still love this country.
Mumsi says she is really dissapoinmented in me for staying back.
Did I do anything wrong?

You just want to continue taking mkpurumiri with your yeye friends in uncompleted buildings.

You will surely regret this decision years from now, when your son will ask you what you did with your youth.

If you have sense, at least go and spend 6 months then come back.

Travel and experience other cultures.

elated177:
Wilgrea7, how can you call them unfounded when you can't disprove them?

You can't state for a fact that MouthAction was not initiated or invented by homosexuals. Give it a rest. You can't, as always, argue with this one.

We all know that you love sucking dick. It's your hobby in fact

Anyway, I saw this on reddit and it reminded me of you.

Keep enjoying dick behind closed doors

I know your type very well.

You deserve flogging. A single mother of 2 children. Single ladies don finish for your area?

Berrityga:
This one no be man nah. If its me I will break down the door. Beat her black and blue then trow her out under the rain. After the rain stops I'll trow her back in Bleep cold out of her body then bundle her with her properties back to her fathers house and ask for a return of my bride price.

You said my mind. My anger has reduced small after learning it's a skit. But truly, this is happening and men are living with it. Death to simps and weak men.

Your boss is a simp.

Acekidc4:
Karma is Bullshit and Over Rated.............I don't Believe in that Nonsense. It doesn't Exist.

Karma is real, but a few have learned to live above it. They can kill, steal, do all sorts of evil, and still go free.

Although it's happening.

It's actually very common among cousins.

But this is super story.

SultanOfAbia:
I have taken a good look in the mirror and it's safe to say I'm more finer than Hilda Baci

You can be delusional.

Let's be the judge of that.

Your picture please.

If you can't it will be a shame.

SultanOfAbia:
so I should fry beans because she doesn't notice me??
Na fools like you go dey faint when ashawo smile at you.. useless baskardd simp defending ashawos. Is your mumsi an ashawo.?? This one you love defending them. I pity your miserable life

You are a disappointment. I believe I have seen your monika make some incredibly contributions on Nairaland.

Who would have thought you would condescend so low to body shame someone, as if they created themselves.

No one expects them to look like their Instagram photos. The camera, lighting, make-up, retouching, plus the added filters.

There are a lot of pictures of her without all these.

Before you body shame anyone, take a good look at yourself in a big mirror, and see if you are any better.

I'm sure you are a 3/10 when it comes to appearance. Because I have noticed that most ugly people tend to body shame people a lot to feel better about themselves.

Please stop.

boltwings:
I just checked my IQ level now and discovered that I have a very superior IQ range that's from 130 above...my range is 121 - 137

IQ Range ("deviation IQ" IQ Classification

130 and above Very Superior
120–129 Superior
110–119 High Average
90–109. Average

I was not surprised when I got to know my IQ level because even without checking it, I knew that the way I reason is different from the way ordinary people reason. Most of the time, they dont see what I see and I find it hard to make them understand me. My mind is very advanced.

The reason why I had to check my IQ level was because of a post I saw on nairaland where someone requested for something but people were giving a very shallow reply. I wanted to drop an intelligent reply but I said let me wait and still see what the commenters are saying but they were still dropping shallow comments. I was not surprised to see such comments because I have encountered many nairalnders and knew that 70% of them here have low IQ level... probably from 90-109 range

This post is problematic for a number of reasons.

First, it is based on the assumption that IQ is a reliable measure of intelligence, which is not the case. IQ tests are notoriously unreliable and can be easily manipulated.

Second, the post is condescending and arrogant, and it makes a number of assumptions about people with lower IQs.

Third, the post is self-serving and it is clearly designed to make you feel superior to others.

It is important to remember that IQ is just one measure of intelligence, and it is not the only thing that matters.

There are many other factors that contribute to intelligence, such as creativity, problem-solving skills, and emotional intelligence.

It is also important to remember that IQ can change over time, so it is not a fixed measure of intelligence.

Your post is a good example of how harmful it can be to make assumptions about people based on their IQ.

It is important to remember that everyone is different, and we should all be treated with respect.

In addition to the above, here are some specific criticisms of the post:

You claimed that you have a "very superior" IQ, but do not provide any evidence to support this claim.

You made a number of assumptions about people with lower IQs, such as that they are "shallow" and "unintelligent."

Your post is self-serving and it is clearly designed to make you feel superior to others.

The post you have shared is harmful and it should not be taken seriously, proving you are as unintelligent as an average Nairalander.

DrAkpamudehe:
So what killed fela? Answer the question then I may begin to see sense in what you are saying

Anything could have killed him. The question is, why did you believe them?? Thing is, you have been brainwashed and sadly you don't have the brain to think or question reality. So you believe whatever you are told, no questions asked. What a zombie.

Jakumo:
I stopped reading at the point of the bolded text, sir. Afro Beat legend Fela Ransome Kuti held that blinkered opinion and died horribly of AIDS due to his complete abandonment of safe sex practices with his numerous concubines.

Tactfully and respectfully I hereby agree to disagree with your specific opinion that I have highlighted in boldface above. Your viewpoint and mine are and shall remain diametrically opposed on this delicate subject, while my appreciation for your polite tone remains undiminished.

Not here to convince you, but rather to open you up to the possibilities out there. Which is you have been lied to to keep you under control.

What you know is what they want you to know. As a baby you have been programmed and indoctrinated by them, using fear as the ultimate tool while you swallow them hook and sinker.

Through the media. Religion. division. The more diversity, the further away from realising that we live in an illusion.

Anything can cause the death of a renowned individual, and they can weave a narrative to support their mission.

Do you know that there are people the read the news 2 days prior? They determine what you read, see and think, and yet you think you are free.

A prisoner unaware he's in prison.

Jakumo:
I agree with the bolded part of your writeup, BUT I vehemently disagree with your opinion that the rectal passage should be violated in a human being of EITHER gender. The rectal passage is NOT designed to accommodate penetration of any sort, with the notable exception of medical examinations. The AIDS epidemic in the USA was fueled primarily by anal intercourse among gay men, and that reckless form of copulation remains a major avenue by which any number of horrific infections are transmitted among both genders.

The tissue there is fragile and prone to rupture for both males and females and should therefore be excluded from all sexual activity without exception. I happen to have also undergone a prostate examination for the first and only time a while back, and it was an absolutely horrible experience that I certainly don't wish to ever undergo again for the balance of my life.

I put it to you that your anal cavity can accommodate any object, reason it was called the bottomless pit by explores, with the spinster cell able to elastically return to normalcy in the end. With lots of lubricant, the candidate feels no pain whatsoever.

Drug dealers knows what I'm talking about.

About HIV, there is no proof that HIV is even real, as it is yet to be isolated or captured in a lab. The conspiracy is bigger than I, because at the middle stands big pharmas and giant corporations cashing out in billion.

I'm sure Bill Gates knows about this conspiracy. It's a massive propaganda that remains untouched to this day.

There are irregularities that show that HIV is a myth. Some people have lived a fulfilled life without taking ART drugs. The debate is still on if HIV leads to AIDS.

There have been people who have been repeatedly exposed to the virus and yet remain uninfected. It's bigger than me, and it will be a book if I should delve further.

They control your world view and perception through diverse manipulations from the media, until you start asking questions.

They told you that HIV is real, perhaps to reduce sex which ultimately checks the human population. Why do you think the billionaires are interested in depopulation? Covid actually exposed them. Reality is not what you think.

In the end, believe whatever you must, as long as it harms no one.

Jakumo:
Women certainly do enjoy sex more than men BUT they hate ignorant men who don't allow enough time for the woman to get fully aroused before jumping on the poon and climaxing in less than ten minutes long before she is even properly wet and lubricated.

It takes a woman a good 30 minutes to become fully ready for penetration, so it is a terrible mistake to just mount her and start pumping her like a phucking piston the instant her panties come off. Take your time fellas, and be SLOW with the 4play to make it last AT LEAST half an hour until she is BEGGING for the snake before giving it to her as requested. A patient and considerate man can easily make his woman climax 5 times with penetrative sex after adequate 4play, but with the use of a vibrator at the same time, she can explode up to a dozen times per session even if the man only busts 3 nuts during the same time frame.

Finally, society frowns on women that openly express a desire for sex, so they play hard to get, which weeds out less determined men and selectively allows enlightened men who understand female psychology, to enter the promised land with all rights and privileges implied.

Apt.

Most women have been known to become psychotic during intercourse, because when the man is hitting places that have never been touched, it causes the dopamine to break loose like a fountain. They will convulse and even have an out-of-body experience.

Men can experience this level of intense pleasure if they could explore their center of gravity. Unfortunately, it's located in an obscure place, the anus, and many fear venturing into such uncharted territory for fear of losing their masculinity, and religious indoctrination and cultural values don't help either

I am lucky to have had such an experience, during a prostate examination a year ago. I climaxed without ejaculating or touching my organ. It was like hitting the brain's reset button. I felt whole as pleasures wash over me.

The human body is indeed incredible. I am only sad for women who can never experience these pleasures no thanks to female genital mutilation.

My heart goes to them.

You sucked a public suckaway and you expect your mind to be at peace? Even your body knows that you have signed your death certificate. The best you can do is get in touch with a doctor, and do your best to swallow as much drugs as possible. Because the truth is, they never really leave your body. Just that you will no longer experience any symptoms, but you have become a walking infection. Nigerian girls destroying men since 1960

She's not missing, but rather in a business process that demands her total attention.

HellVictorinho6:
can u help me with any money please? At least 600naira?

I don't like beggars. Shift front.