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Mrskillz1:
Has your intelligence ever failed you?
Did you see me here all these years seeking for solution?
I went science way because I knew it's in the gene but then, I found that it's not the best because of the generations after and so I began to seek permanent solution.
Something must have triggered it because my mom's ancestors had no record of such.
So if it started along the line, something must have influenced it. This is why I'm out here looking for a fix. Not the kind of fix drugs do.
Something higher.

I'm intelligent my dear, but right now...I really do not know.

If you're looking for a fix, I doubt if you can afford it. Every heard of gene editing?

Ever heard of crisper? This is a latest technology that allow scientists to edit the genes of babies.

If it were in your case, the only solution will be to genetically edit future offsprings.

This technology is not even approved yet, due to ethical reasons. But China doesn't care, and they have already started producing super solders.

That this, solders that are stronger, faster, more smarter, and even more handsome.

Perhaps the days of incredible Hulk will soon be upon us.

As for your brothers, the solution would have been Neurolink, a tiny chip currently being developed by Elon Musk.

With Neurolink implanted in the brain of your younger brothers, the device will be able to interact with their brain and subsequently stop their mental disorder.

This tech is also going to be helpful to patients with depression, paralysis, anxiety, blindness addiction, etc.

You know the bonus? With the chip, one can control electronic devices without touching them, like your smartphone.

Sadly, this tech is in development. But its progress is always on news, follow! There is YouTube, Twitter, search 'Neurolink.'

For now, I don't think there is a better option if not continue using the drugs you already have and hope that one day, these technologies will become available.

Lastly, your brothers are not mad. They are just seeing things you normally wouldn't see, unless you take LSDs, Shrooms, DMT, etc.

Perhaps you can take them, and experience what it means for them to disconnect from this reality. They are torn between a strange reality, different from ours.

Imagine seeing eyes all over your room. Imagine seeing hands around you, trying to grab you.. Ever see a shadow stalk you? You can't see his face but he's there, and there are signs everywhere.

Your brother's disorder is the worst disorder anyone can have. Those with bipolar, acute depression, PTSD, BDD, borderline, and multiple personality disorders can at least live a normal life with adherence to their drugs.

But not someone who is trapped in the civil war, where all he hears is gunshots and bombings. Sometimes they can swear they saw a tank ram through their bedroom.

The human brain is a mystery, and also a fascinating mechanism. Try to study it, and you'll know what solutions are viable to you.

Woe to you, that you have to carry this burden. I can only but send you hope, light, and more favors.

Ps: don't waste your money on Native Doctors, Pastors, or Imams. You're too educated for that.

The people who will help you most are psychologists, neurologists, and psychotherapists.

Put your social media account to use, and join groups related to these fields.

Study to show thyself approve!

DestroyEvil:
As you form woke enslaved by Egyptian demon on the other thread, the wise fellow below replied you. Now I know he was and still forever right about you wasted Soul of no meaningful value to Humanity!

Smelly Brain-rotten demented mofo! Drug addict that have no iota of respect for his own Useless father that birthed hell-bound drug-addict can never know Value of others' Great Fathers. Your lineage must be cut off from Earth, no woman must allow herself bring a useless offspring to the World through a directionless wasted Soul like you! Useless senseless scallywag, brainless amoebic psychedelic Jumbo tissue!

This thing really pain you

The fact is, people are gonna judge this situation base on their perceptive. If we are to be objective, you'll see that both parties are wrong.

While the HR needs to work on his professionalism, the chest beater also have to work on his emotional intelligence.

He's too egoistic for my liking...

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DestroyEvil:
As you form woke enslaved by Egyptian demon on the other thread, the wise fellow below replied you. Now I know he was and still forever right about you wasted Soul of no meaningful value to Humanity!

Smelly Brain-rotten demented mofo! Drug addict that have no iota of respect for his own Useless father that birthed hell-bound drug-addict can never know Value of others' Great Fathers. Your lineage must be cut off from Earth, no woman must allow herself bring a useless offspring to the World through a directionless wasted Soul like you! Useless senseless scallywag, brainless amoebic psychedelic Jumbo tissue!

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It really pained you for you to snoop around and type that long epistle. Like I said, your father

DestroyEvil:
You are Big Foool!!!

Like your father!!!

#15,000

One of the most useless bank in Nigeria. Last four weeks I went to open an account with them.

After filling the gigantic form, I was told that I'll receive my account details via sms.

Two weeks later and I was yet to get an alert. Had to go back again and they couldn't even see my info.

They went to toilet with the form? Only Allah knows!

I was given yet another gigantic form to fill. If not that I really needed the account, I would have walked out.

5 days later, I got a call from one of them telling me to look for a pen so he could call the account number.

What about a simple SMS?

You have to see how their staff behaves. They will stay in front of customers and be gossiping like market women.

If I get any useless deduction, I'll be closing the account for good!!!

OP, if you were my brother, I would have given you multiple thunderous slaps.

A girl was dumped because she's a drunk and a cheat, and you went ahead to make her your gf?

What were you expecting? Just delete this thread cause it's vexing me!!!

If these stretch marks is the reason you failed to perform, then the future of your music career is bleak. I mean, very very bleak. Waste your time no more and look for another hustle!!!

Sunday2021:
that is not what Jesus Christ teach us. If you are claiming Christianity then you are a disgrace to your family.
Jesus Christ told us to show love to everyone including the one you consider as enemy.

Also tell the bishop to go and build shrines... That's also another form of showing love. Confused sets of people!!!

He should also build shrines. In fact, all these shrines destroyed should be re-established

Though Nigeria has made education look like a scam, it isn't. Without higher education, there will be no doctors, no lawyers, no skillful teachers, engineers, architects, etc.

When you know what you want in life, pursue it. School wasn't created to give you a job, but rather to equip you with knowledge.

What you do with what you've learned is entirely up to you. You can package your knowledge in a CV, and hunt for jobs for the rest of your life.

Or, you can solve a problem in your community, which inadvertently makes a hot cake. Even companies will be sending you proposals, not the other way round.

You don't need to carry files jumping from one company to another. Don't tell me you spent more than four years in Uni, and you can't even practice your course no matter how little.

When you can implement your knowledge you become a highly sought professional.

Unfortunately, the so-called graduates can't even define their course of study, talk of implementation.

How do you expect them to be gainfully employed, or to create using their tertiary education?

If you believe you're smart enough as a graduate, and you've seen there are no viable jobs, you can sit in your bedroom, and make out something for yourself.

We're now in the era of technology, you have no excuse. Nigeria is not conducive, yes, but many have made it without connection or godfather.

At this age, you just have to think outside the box, cause you know, there is competition. You have to stand out, to offer what others can't. Only few are lucky, like Bubu.

Israel6767:
Hi, please define bride price?
Also, please can you explain why Nigerian men pay bride price? Thanks.

That's why I said it's low key slave trade Nah.

And the pastor confirmed it through his choice of words!

Currently in a wedding ceremony, and I was bemused when the pastor asked the groom,

"Is that the woman you paid for?"

Like, is she a commodity?

I felt pity for the young lady, and others like her

Isn't this lowkey slave trade?

Jashub:
I can see you're a dense junkie. Oga, kindly go and read up on the isolation of DMT before you start talking stupid once again.

You're being disturbed by ignorance, and I only hope you get better!!!

There is a dark agency, with more than 500 employed remote workers whose aim is to control the media.

The agenda is simple, find the most populated Nigerian forum - Nairaland. And dominate!

All workers, who are not only BSc holders but master psychologists. All they do, is play with the news as they see fit.

These dark agency, gets gigs mainly from politicians, and their cost is indeed expensive.

Through this agency, the government can control how people see the news. When an employee of the dark agency makes a post, a link is immediately sent to other workers.

Depending on the agenda, workers will start commenting and liking, driving to the same goal.

When the average reader is finally ready to read the news, the front page is already filled with information that forever changes they think.

If you've been on Nairaland long enough, you'll know they exist.

PROOF OF THESE CLAIM -

THIS THREAD WILL BE DELETED. I MIGHT EVEN GET BANNED.

BUT IF THIS THREAD ISN'T DELETED, THAT MEANS THIS IS SUBJECTED TO A DEBATE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK!!!

If a man is independent, he is free and qualifies to be called an alpha male.

Its not by how big your pulse is, but how self-sufficient you are.

If this is how you're going to blow on YouTube, you're on a long thing...

Jashub:
Bros don't be stupid. The extraction process changes its pharmacological properties from an ordinary plant to a strong hallucinogenic substance.

Tell me about it!!! So extracting an element using a solvent automatically makes the extracted element bad, because it's hallucinogenic? What do you know about DMT, or the supposed Mimosa tree?

Jashub:
[s][/s]You're just a silly drug addict whose life is about to snuffed by a mind-acting drug.

What's a drug? An element extracted from the bark tree of a Mimosa tree is a drug to you? You don't equate it with hard drugs. Stop ridiculing yourself on a public forum

Hmmm

Jashub:
All I see here is the ravings of a drug addict.

All I see here a devolved, water based organism whose brain lags to comprehend simple mechanisms of life.

I've journeyed the cosmos, amassed enormous wisdom that incurred nihilism.

Despite knowing the obvious bitter truth of no inherent meaning, it still feels less burdening to acknowledge a more soothing option.

Believing in god takes less strength and energy, compared to not believing. By dwelling on the apparent truth of no God, it still feels soothing to hand over control to a being, even if imaginary.

For a moment you feel relieved. It happens when you finish praying, meditating, or any kind of religious ritual.

Atheism never made sense to me, but it was a label I used to expose the ludicrous beliefs of some religions like Christianity and Islam.

Believing that your God is the one true God, compared to millions of other gods in existence is insecurity of the highest order.

I've always seen myself as God, and indeed I am. If you follow me, I talked about the God Molecule, DMT, how I began to extract it myself recently.

What I experienced, I've never reached that height even in my peak mediative state. Mind is powerful, and you can harness understanding and exercising with, especially through meditation.

I wanted to reach the top, the realm of the gurus. And I found a way, something so tiny and rare hidden in the bark of a tree.

In most countries, this tree is illegal to be grown!!!

I'm talking about the Mimosa Hostilis!!!

Truth be told, there is no body in Nigeria, that has DMT.

Prove me wrong by linking me to any. Due to this, I hard to import the materials needed to extract DMT from the Mimosa Hostilis Bark.

I followed a video a found on YouTubez, and I left it in the Freezer till the next day.

Next day, my DMT was ready in its crystal form. Very little, like 100gram. I've been dreaming of this for years, and this is me face to face with the food of the gods.

With the APX vape I ordered from aliexpress, I took three hits and reality desolved before my eyes.

As if in a space jet, I saw myself being teleported with great piercing speed.

I was no longer in my room, but outer space heading to a destination I do not know.

At the moment I was convinced I was dead. So this is how you died? Drug overdose on DMT!!!

I wondered what will happen when my body is found, and what will happen to most of my investment, but soon I forget all these as the world before me consume me.

How vivid everything looked humbled me, and I suddenly found myself in a dark room.

I started seeing eyes all around the wall, and there something emerged, a black slim lady with snakes as hairs. Medusa?

I was looking at her, great be my name for I did not turn to stone. She walked toward me, held out her hand, and I took it like a man would to a woman he admires.

A woman of power, how dare a man reject such a being. But I dare not be fooled, surely this entity wouldn't be entirely selfless.

When I looked backed to look at her, I found myself in a desert, with strong winds and sounds striving to blow me destroy.

How I ended up here felt foggy, but I was convinced of, nothing. All I did was response to the stimulus around me, and striving to survive in this unknown dimension.

Yes, I thought I've already dead and found myself in the afterlife.

I never believed my afterlife to be like a big judgment day like the Christians, but rather a free energy who is finally free from his biological suit called body.

A god ready to roam the universe and and manifest, create, and even simulate another reality of existence if possible.

I'm god, because I'm an eternal energy that can not be created nor destroyed. Though my body may die, my consciousness survives and journeys as a powerful energy.

With this incredible consciousness, wisdom and wealth, how dare you not worship me?

I'm not an atheist, cause I believe gods exist, and I'm one!!! If there is a god worthy of your worship, it's Elon Musk.

Dude will soon create a chip that ensure man will never die again. If you have $5,000,000 in your bank account, a house, a flourishing business, wouldn't you like to explore this world for hundreds of year's?

Haaaa... You aren't born too late!!!

A hardened SIMP.

I'm sure your brothers and sisters are still struggling to pay their school fees.

I'm also sure your male friends are looking for who to invest in their business idea.

I'm also certain that your mother still squat under sun and rain to sell her small wares.

What about your dilapidated family house in the village?

Yet all you could do is sent a hoe 1M as her savior you are.

Some Nigerian boys are useless, most of them...

mmadu4:
if you never marry then sorry be your name

As if you're even happy in your marriage!!!

My brothers, marriage no be achievement. Make money, get one baby mama, and travel the world and have fun.

Life is meant to be enjoyed, not to cage yourself in a home with a hoe, and slave morning and night till death all in the name of being a responsible husband.

Plus the BP on top... Nah, not worth it!

DaddyRochie1642:
You forgot to also post pictures of the hideous pot you'll use in preparing the meat

You have hideous pots at home doesn't mean every NLder cooks with a hideous pot

Elliot2:
Circumstances help unvail our real colors. My dear, na olosho u be.

You need a chilled beer

Factshunter:
If that's wiki, anybody can edit or put stuff up on that blog or site for earth's sake now.

False. Some pages like this are restricted from edit, mainly to common users. If you disagree, go and rewrite the page and send me a screenshot!