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Your parents are to be blamed.

They couldn't even take care of themselves, yet they went ahead to breed kids they can't take care of.

If your elder brother has been given the opportunities, such as basic education, he wouldn't find himself in this condition.

Hawking is nothing but child abuse.

coputa:
What type of apartments are in your compound,,i asked because it seems you people are fond of entering each others houses for one thing or the other.

If you people are the types that mind their businesses,that woman will not accuse you the neighbors.Her suspicion is correct, nobody can come from outside into their house to steal anything except from the compound.

Competition and jealousy is a normal practice among neighbors,it's just that it should be healthy and be careful not to be involved in it.

The best way to live among neighbors is to mind your business but be nice to all.you will never have problem anyone and you will be highly respected

Better go and provide that phone...

karnap:
This fall on my head too, am a chef working in Lagos,
There is this igbo guy who work in the estate, he do everything, I mean if you want to get a plumber, he will tell you he can,if you need painter,electricians any casual job, this guy will do it,before my boss employed me,he normally helped my boss washed his water tank,change bulbs, so when I came in,i saw how he tried to survived, on.my own,I went to ajah market get afang soup ingredients,
I prepared this soup,I bought fufu 500, I served him with the soup and I packed some soup for him in a takeaway, I gave him this,all for me last week for this guy to knocked from my door because our estate is an open compound, he asked me,you never cook I dey hungry? I say no, he say make I find him something, I have 1k left with me,I gave him,that same last week,this guy come again that he is

hungry,ahh! Omo wetin dey? Come be like person wey buy food for restaurant, I say nothing, he say make I give am.bottle water,I gave him,no thank you ooo,I begun to noticed his attitude, on Sunday, this guy come again, that he wants Sunday rice, wooaaa!! This time.I'm.already upset, I told him.we never cook!! He asked wetin una dey eat nah?

Now this is it? Nigerian always wants you to keep up with what you have started.
Na why some big men don't want to help,cos if you do,you most help everyone otherwise you will paint black.


When I find this ,I remembered this guy.
Thank you.

Your story is even vexing me self. Why would you put up with that? Warn him seriously and stop being Mr. Nice.

sukkot:
hey Mariah how are you ? Trust you are well. Yeah you are right. We learn our lessons as we progress in life. Life is the best teacher. Keep in mind this guy is just one very skinny looking harmless looking guy is why I went overboard with the help. He doesn't look dangerous. He just looks like a lost young guy who is trying to do the job to survive but yeah point taken. Never go too far

Lol. Harmless looking guy indeed. Those are the ones that are most dangerous oh. Don't be deceived by appearance. Those ones that look dangerous, you will be surprised that they are as harmless as a butterfly.

tonididdy:
That security guard is prolly of igbo origin


... They don't appreciate anything that isn't instant life changing. They see such generosity as their birthright but they can never in turn do it for anyone else

Look at this tribalistic idiot. The igbos I know would rather hustle for their money.

randymirrors:
This was really funny. But I wouldn't get angry if I'm asked why aren't I married cos really why am I not married at my age. It's a very sensible and objective question if you asked me.

You probably lack boundaries. Check your relationships and tell me I am wrong.

backtovillage:
I pity op.
If I am an employer I will ask stupid question.
Some employers might want to test your tolerance and how you handle difficult issues, but you here woke gen z "I must report everything on social media" "feminist madam" thinking you are at the top of your game

Tolerance indeed.

You will spend 6 months looking for that person that will tolerate your insensitivity.

You are not yet ready to hire.

Black44:
After I smoked Colos mixed with loud my mind traveled to another world it felt as if my spirit left me and I could see myself in another realm everything was spinning and I felt momentarily unconscious and unawares of my surroundings until the highness eased off

All this just one puff imagine lol
Imagine what 5 puffs at a go would have done
All the same I saw that atheism is pure foolishness

You sound dumb.

Emmapub:
How on earth will u gamble the whole of your salary ? Even the bet companies always advise gamblers to bet wisely.. at most u bet with 5k or 10k and if it don’t work move on for another day. Why have 4K and bet with the whole 4K at most try with 500

It's greed. An average Nigerian is extremely greedy.

SuperOnyi:




They used his favorite YouTuber to get him, they impersonated his favorite YouTuber...

If he weren't carried away by greed, he probably would have noticed he isn't real. But because he has been promised huge returns, his brain went off. It's a pity for him.

SuperOnyi:




I greet you all.


My German friend got scammed over 40,000 Euros and he's managed to pin the location to Abuja Nigeria through the IP address. Though the number starts with +277 (South Africa) — which shows the number was bought online.

So far, he's sent all the necessary evidence except their face; I wanna go to the police station and report the case. I've never had issues with the law and I don't know who to trust. My mother was once a victim, they accessed her bank account and everything was wiped out...

I thought it wasn't that much until he hesitantly said it's 40k Euros and it ain't even his but his parent's. Can the police get this motherfúckèrs with the evidence available especially the IP address?

Thank you


Lalasticlala

Your German friend must either be stupid or greedy.

It really takes someone dumb to fall for scammers.

I was watching one the other day using a prerecorded video and audio to video chat with a white dumbo.

As long as there are dumb and greedy people, Yahoo boys will keep cashing out.

Seagodess:
who's wailing? UV gotten the attention u crave for.. oya get lost

With this attitude, no wonder you didn't get it

zig2ryme04:
I see too many ignorant people here. Almost all Kia vehicles in Nigeria comes as brand new. Mostly are purchased by company as brand new and after we years of usage they auction them out.

You are the dumb one here. I said, PROBABLY.

Comparison is the thief of joy

Custom duty was probably not paid. You will buy, then use over a million to settle customs

I have explored the nooks and crannies of this illusion.

But knowing myself, I discovered indescribable pleasure locked away inside my body.

i opened Pandora's box, knowing the consequences, the doom.

I could never imagine existing without these pleasures of the flesh.

It was in 2017 when I got an invite from a 7-star hotel in New York.

They needed a mention in my book, a new piece that I was still nurturing.

They promised me exclusivity and anonymity.

They also promised to take me to a whole new world of sex.

And that, my friend, was the deal breaker.

A week before the event, I went back to the gym. I started eating a lot more veggies and fruits.

I wanted to be 100 percent fit for this monumental experience.

The days crawled like a snail, and on D-day, I was guided to a penthouse by a retired SSS agent.

A hefty man with square dark glasses and a wired earpiece.

Beneath his tuxedo is a 100-millimetre-thick vest, and two FN 510 for protection and defence.

While they were slightly dramatic with security, I understood I was an important guest.

A VIP.

The hotel was built like a cathedral, with tall amplifiers to create a magnetic field.

I later get to discover that the hotel is conscious and it could fight if threatened.

Her doors lead to dimensions unknown, and her hallways to hell.

But only, when threatened.

There have been theories that the hotel gained sentience after a new AI model was given access to the hotel servers.

Although the history of this place fascinated me, I couldn't bear to wait any longer for bodily pleasures.

The hotel manager was right at the door to receive me, with a plastered smile across his face.

"I'm a hard man to please, Mr Dovel. I hope I don't waste my time."

..............

At midnight the hotel bell struck.

So loudly that it sipped into my nightmare and woke me up from my deep slumber.

There was a knock at the door, and two men came with bear and lion masks.

i knew the time had come.

Words were not needed, and soon I was hidden beneath my own mask.

I was led to a big room, and blessed be my eyes, for I saw beauty and lust.

Men and women, naked as the day they were born.

They were lined up, and I was asked to choose.

The first person was a 23 years old Asian girl with succulent lips and hollow cheeks.

I could feel my groin grow.

The next person was a man, built like a Roman god.

His abs. His tallness. His piercing eyes and smiles.

I began questioning my sexual identity, cause I could swear there was a spark.

i saw in him the desires of a woman.

And I was not repulsed when he reached out and touched me.

The third person was a black man.

And the only thing particular unique was his monstrous member.

When I caught the sight, I swallowed so hard I nearly choked.

I soon made my choices, the first three, and I was guided to Eden, a sex garden with a fountain.

And so my pleasures began.

An Asian girl. A white boy and an African demigod.

And soon, I was dissipating energies to the vast universe as they plough into me.

To be continued!

DannyWalker:
Everybody needs to see this video.

Video like this should be going viral



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_x7PLSzbDA


Please remember to subscribe

You can never make it through YouTube.

Go and learn barbing and you might have a chance.

Christistruth03:
Baba Mugabe had 5 Degrees o!

He was a one man Army against it

You can be schooled and still be uneducated.

A situation where you passed through school without school passing through you.

Thing is, you can't be highly intelligent and be homophobic.

Because by then you understand the diversity of life, and how sexual orientation is not a choice.

But dumbness will always spring forth homophobes, because man fears that which he doesn't understand.

Touching my dick live

Very soon he will suck it and you will cum

Two idiots!!

EMILO2STAY:
Illuminati is not something you discover on the dark web. If you want to discover the Illuminati ,history and the bible is your guide. Besides Illuminati is a boogie man term just there to scare and distract from the real thing. There is no secret society with the name Illuminati that's controls the world.

Illuminati is merely a label.

The men behind the curtain are very real.

CodeTemplar:
If this is true, control the soil and some seeds to grow plants and give you fruits. Sell them and have money. Also control insecurity around you to be secure.

I have already manifested almost everything I desire.

The only thing I couldn't do was resurrect my late mother.

I believe I can do it.

The only thing I need is time, and I have eternity to figure it out.

Eazzii:
1) Do you still smoke weed?
2) What were you told?

I no longer smoke.

I get all the high I need through meditation.

But I am not against smoking, especially weed since it can help let go.

Sometimes I wonder why I always come to this forum.

I know why. It's the only moment I truly ruminate on life in general.

When I write, I am no longer on the 3rd dimension.

I'm downloading from the source, and while in the flow state, nothing else matters.

I love to escape, so when I'm not projecting, I am writing, or reading.

I paid my dues. I worked my ass off.

Today I am someone many consider a Grandmaster, a guru.

Not only can i live apart from my body, i have learned to manipulate and control the energies and matter around me.

I finally understood the futility of life, the cosmic joke called existence.

In the course of my journey, I realised that there are people who control the world.

The one percent of the one percent.

The men behind the curtain.

They control Presidents.

The entire media as we know it.

I knew that they were the only ones who could answer some of my life questions or at least try to

With my Tor browser, I scoured the darknet, and even hired a hacker.

I had to comb through a big database of powerful countries for any link to the Illuminati, but nothing.

Until this morning, a letter arrived, a white rose, and a pin.

They found me.

Feel free to ask me any questions.

But remember that I don't owe you a response or an answer.

Writing my experience on Nairaland is something I enjoy.

I do it for myself, not for you.

sonmvayina:
Lol..
Very funny..

Then that God is a human being.....

Only humans has Ego...

Gods are above that.....

Roses are red. Violet are blue.

The sun must rise from the north,

And set in the south,

For you to attain wisdom.

Forever eluded.

sonmvayina:
Which brand of mushroom or "Igbo" did you take...?

Even a god can be angry.

Do not provoke me.

sonmvayina:
She can't be neither..Orishas are either he or she...that is gods or goddesses..

She is the goddess of love, wisdom, death and destruction....

The yorubas calls them Orishas..

Orishas is not Lucifer, but a mere deity.

Since you have refused to learn from someone who have actually met Lucifer,

Then I leave you to you.

sonmvayina:
Lucifer is the so called "queen of heaven"

She can't be a he...

You don't know what 'neither' is?

sonmvayina:
Lucifer is a she...


Not a he....

Neither.

But I prefer to use the pronoun, He.

Nia69:
How're you doing?

I have questions. Don't ignore.

1. Is Lucifer the same as the Christian God? I mean are they one person?

Not the same. The xtain lucifer was stolen and perverted for the purpose of mass control.

2. How long did it take you to open your third eye?

In this journey time is nothing. It took me more than a decade, but many have spent lifetimes. Everyone's journey is unique.

3. When did you start your spiritual journey?

Ever since I became self-conscious as a result of immense suffering and pain. By age 13 I was already deep into the occult, trying to make meaning of my existence.

4. Since you've reached a high spiritual level does that mean you're immortal?

Death is unreal. We don't die. We merely step out of this water spacesuit we call body. In 2007, I went through a process known as samadhi, where I became one with the universe and after 3 days, I arose. We are all immortals. Except that some are aware, and some are zombies, or NPCs as I prefer to call them.

5. If the above answer is no, when you die and reincarnate do you think you'd still have your past life memory?

When one reincarnate they are shielded from past memories, unless it's one who have already awakened. In that case you can choose when and where you reincarnate. But without awakening you are at the mercy of the universe. Many are stuck in an eternal loop of rebirth because they are still slave to their ego.

6. What's Lucifer looking for in Nigeria?

Every year numerous conferences are held, and the venue could be anywhere. I don't think there's anything special with Nigeria, except that it is the only country that's incredibly divided.

😌 I hope to hear from you soon.