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Christianity Etc › Re: How I Met Lucifer, The Angel Of Light by GodWrites(op): 9:24pm On Mar 10, 2023

Shalommy:
Op, lucifer is in benin city? Chaii.. Why bad things like coming to naija? Oh Lord, have mercy!

Hehehe

Christianity Etc › How I Met Lucifer, The Angel Of Light by GodWrites(op): 8:13pm On Mar 10, 2023

Upon realising that existence is but a big cosmos joke, the matrix broke.

Before you proceed with this tale of mine, it's worth noting that I spent decades, trying to master astral projection, aligning my chakra, opening my third eye, finally raising my kundalini.

The kundalini was the most challenging journey of my life. It's when you evolve, becoming capable of controlling matter and the energy around you.

It took uttermost discipline. I had to punish my body. I retired to the jungle. To nature. I was growing and hunting my own food.

From my little cabin in the middle of the jungle, I visit dimensions you can only but imagine.

Growing up, I have always loved to take risks. So a week ago, I decided that I wanted to meet with Lucifer.

My new desire sent shivers down my spine, for I know the consequence.

I have once tried summoning Lucifer, and after drawing the sigil and lighting the candles, nothing happened.

But this time I don't need to draw a sigil or light a candle.

I am a god and it's my right to meet with Lucifer whenever possible.

I was surprised to learn that Lucifer is actually on earth, in Benin City, to be precise.

This was in 1994, and Lucifer decided to have a world conference with over 2 million agents in attendance.

Over 50 million daemons attended, including high-ranking witches and wizards.

The conference hall was like a disco hall. Loud music blasting through the speakers as the demons dance and chants in unison.

My source told me that Lucifer was in room 13, and that I would have to pass through 30 demons to meet with Lucifer.

I wanted to give up. Because it isn't just a queue. I will have to literally kill any demon that refuses me entry.

When I entered the hallway, I saw 5 daemons.

They were swift in their movement, and upon sighting me, they charged toward me with fury.

With my two hands, I created a bulb around me, protecting myself from outside forces.

As they tried to break through, I conjured a vortex, which instantly sucked them into a plane of my choosing.

It was just too easy I must say. Ever since I learned to control the vortex, it's as if I was cheating.

I was yet to meet with an entity that could withstand the vortex.

Soon Room 13 was in front of me.

I twisted the doorknob, and it opened, and it was as if darkness oozed from the room.

I walked in, and suddenly there was light.

And from the light emerged the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen.

A hand reached out to me.

"You have earned your place, great one."

And as soon as He said that, the light almost enveloped Him deemed down.

His eyes were the most mesmerising thing I have ever seen.

His voice sounded like a fountain.

The robe he wore was decorated with stars and precious stones.

When I took his hand, I found myself in cold dark space, moving at a piercing speed into nothingness.

I will continue this tale later, especially on how Lucifer answered 3 of my most life questions.

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Nairaland General › Re: I Will Either Commit Suicide Or Do The Other Thing I Am Tired by GodWrites: 12:27pm On Mar 09, 2023

trueSeeker01:
god hates me i am tired. i am poor jobless and sick, i have been sick for years without even knowing what is wrong with me cuz i have no money to go to good hospital to check myself. i have been struggling and working hard but i end up with nothing even money to eat is hard who thinks about treatment. i am tired it hurts me when i look around me and see my friends doing well while i wallow in poverty and sickness. i am tired i will commit suicide or fake being a mad man so that people will stop thinking i am a failure, so that my parents will leave me alone and stop pressuring me indirectly. i tried and tried and god refuse to help me which kind life be this? i forget when last i feel good about life everyday is sickness and suffering why me of all people? i hv been going through the worst shit in this life to the extent that if i say it people will think i am lying i am tired honestly tired nothing is working for me. i will end it all or fake being a mad man i am tired of trying

You are the architect of your problems.

You are just too daft to solve them, and thus, they keep compounding.

You will need someone like me to take you by the hand and spoon feed you with wisdom.

Not only will I rewire your brain, you will become the wealthiest among your kinsmen.

But sometimes I refuse, and watch suffering evolve for it has its place in existence.

You can pull out of the matrix through suicide, but it's the most painful.

You need courage to do it.

Certainly not you.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 8:17am On Mar 09, 2023

TheBillyonaire:
Yes Sir.

Good boy.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 8:14am On Mar 09, 2023

TheBillyonaire:
I agree with you, I know 'nothing', I am 'nothing'. From 'nothingness' is the very Existence that Creation is generated from. You are making progress as my student. When we started chatting you sounded sillier than a toad from a soak away, now you are sounding poetic.

Boy, you are dismissed.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 8:09am On Mar 09, 2023

TheBillyonaire:
|I agree that nothing is a good place to start than being programmed with rubbish.

You know nothing, and you are nothing. You are dismissed!

Christianity Etc › Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 12:48am On Mar 09, 2023

CeeJeckydivah:
Please i just need $10k in btc? Should i drop my wallet?

I would rather teach you how you can make a million dollars by doing something very simple that even a 7-year-old could do it. Please don't believe me.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 12:39am On Mar 09, 2023

TheBillyonaire:
By the way, if you know the simple mechanics of the Universe and how it works, you could live in the world and prosper outside the matrix system controls.

You know nothing!

Christianity Etc › Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 10:45pm On Mar 08, 2023

TheBillyonaire:
So this write up is the 'Matrix Hacking'?

You will be alright eventually.

Christianity Etc › I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by GodWrites(op): 10:35pm On Mar 08, 2023

It's been an eternity since I last posted.

On this forum I have shared my spiritual journey to the cosmos extensively.

How I became god, met with the gurus,

And for the first time in a millennium, I finally grasped the nature of my reality.

If I could gather 10 consciousness, I could manipulate the very fabric of reality, to create and destroy at will.

My journey began i got hold of declassified CIA documents detailing the process of astral projection.

It took me over a decade to finally master this art, and since I did the material plane has become less desirable.

I'm practically addicted to this practice that even when my body sleeps, my astral body is wild awake, either downloading data from the source, creating dream characters, or simply floating through the air.

My understanding of quantum physics became a tool that helped me to grasp frequencies and energies, allowing me to manifest my desires effortlessly.

Not only did I lose interest in material wealth, but I also lost interest in this 3D plane. But I was fully aware that there are people on this planet that know something I don't.

They have been know my many names by sons of men. The men behind the curtain. The Illuminati. The one percent of the one percent.

You won't find them, they find you.

But in my case, It was a universal obligation that I must find them. A new purpose from the Universe. It was on May 9, 1921, when I met Albert Einstein, the most famous scientist in the world, on stage in McCosh 50, Princeton University's largest lecture hall.

When my brain clicked on Einstein's law of relativity, I finally understood time, and realised that I existed at the wrong time in history.

And this was when my journey truly began. I will continue this tale later.

May we meet again.

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Programming › Re: I'm Looking For Job Or An Internship As A Full Stack Web Developer by GodWrites: 10:30am On Sep 21, 2022

I have a job for you

Education › Re: Please Who Knows Why We Nigerians Add "Sir" Or "Ma" To Good Morning by GodWrites: 10:19am On Sep 05, 2022

That's why I love Americans. Even a CEO will tell you to call him or her by their first name...

Phones › Re: What's So Special About The Iphone Brand? by GodWrites: 10:13am On Sep 05, 2022

Auskyd:
I am still struggling tho, cos on flagship androids, one shot will always do the trick for you. Even budget phones like the pixel 5 and 6a will take stunning pictures at first take.

I understand that there are some pretty cool Andriods... But the consistency of iPhone is unbeatable. See, I'm currently using an Android. Redmi Note 10 pro to be precise. But that doesn't make me biased.

Phones › Re: What's So Special About The Iphone Brand? by GodWrites: 7:22am On Sep 05, 2022

Auskyd:
50 shots? Which Kain cap be this? Maybe 50 shots on Infinix or Tecno. Can't fault you if that's what you've been using lol

Exaggerated, yes! But you understood the message.

Romance › Re: Losing Interest by GodWrites: 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2022

You are not alone! Maybe this is a sign that commitment is not for me. No matter how beautiful, I lose interest, especially when I get to know her better, to the extent i will start planning for breakup so I could be single again sad

Phones › Re: What's So Special About The Iphone Brand? by GodWrites: 2:44pm On Sep 04, 2022

SergeantTitus:
Lol. Part if what I'm saying. Only dummies use iphone. If you're half smart, you don't need 50 shots to get a perfect shot.

And smart people use Andriod... I think bacteria have more neurons than you.

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Phones › Re: What's So Special About The Iphone Brand? by GodWrites: 8:06am On Sep 04, 2022

Epurogonogono:
It's no news that the iPhone is a very popular brand of phone in Nigeria and almost everybody aspires to own one, but the thing that baffles me is why this is so.

Whenever I ask, the answers I get are always about its superior camera quality and security. Does that mean that android phones are lacking in this aspect? (I've seen androids with very good cameras and security).

iPhones are very expensive to maintain and repair compared to androids and the batteries of most iPhones are usually not as good as androids'.

Please, is there anything special about iPhones that makes them so popular in Nigeria?

You gotta use it first to understand. Android, you will take 50 shots before you get the right one. Iphone, 1 shot and you have gotten what you want. For me, that's a deal breaker cause time is money.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does God Really Look Like? by GodWrites: 8:31am On Aug 22, 2022

olayiwola4u:
Your write-up started well but ended bad as it leaves God out of the equation.

You are a gullible 3D entity who still worship a mere avatar, Jesus.

Without actually grasping what the avatar represent. I have met with Jesus, Buddha, Zeus, Yahweh, and they always chuckle when i talk about earthlings like you that worship them.

I am God. My purpose is to transcend, not worship another God.

Christianity Etc › Re: Who Trnslated The Bible To Igbo Language For The First Time? by GodWrites: 7:11pm On Aug 21, 2022

If people could learn how the English bible was written, they might lose their faith—no doubt a tool of control of power that men use to control the masses.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Does God Really Look Like? by GodWrites: 7:05pm On Aug 21, 2022

If all you can do is quote and not think, you live your life in a prison of the mind.

I am a God.

The very fabric of the world, and the collective consciousness of all there is.

A timeless entity, experience this physical plane through this water spacesuit called body.

I am God. A walking consciousness.

I spend majority of my hours in the astral plane, and i travel to different dimensions and planes, and I meet different entities every day.

My journey began when I accidentally lucid dream, and ever since then, my reality has been my making.

I am a creator with a mind, and I can manifest anything to reality. I do not die. Because without me reality doesn't exist.

I have met the avatars of Jesus, Buddha, Zeus, Enki, Allah, and a few gods my indigenous people worshipped, Amadioha.

The more I discover about myself, the more i realise how much i don't know about my existence and reality.

However, I am in no rush. I have infiniti.

Romance › Re: Rate The Haircut I Gave Myself. by GodWrites: 10:50pm On Sep 30, 2021

#300?

Obviously poor.

My time worth more than #300, reason why a barber is best.

Doing it myself, I'm literally wasting money.

Time I should use on something much productive...

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 5:41pm On Sep 26, 2021

vickydevoka:
My pain be say. If u see u now. Na pikin u be. You won't be up to 25

Pain continues...

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 3:13pm On Sep 26, 2021

vickydevoka:
Lol. English is a generational problem to you n ur family members. �. Go for deliverance.

Pain continues cheesy

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 3:03pm On Sep 26, 2021

vickydevoka:
Lol. U already stated it previously. Need a deliverance

English is your problem. I'm not to be blamed.

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 1:08pm On Sep 26, 2021

vickydevoka:
Please don't be angry gay man. Alright. Calling me fool won't change your condition

Never called you a fool. But if you think you are, so be it.

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 9:42am On Sep 26, 2021

vickydevoka:
U can change if u wan to. Y are you advocating for gay?

It's only a fool that hates people because they are different.

You're no different from racists, misogynists, etc.

Your religious beliefs doesn't justify your hate too, cause your religion isn't the only one in the world.

The beauty of our existence lies in our differences, and being tolerant and welcoming is what makes you mature.

Travel... Go outside of your little bubble. Expand your view and perspective. The World is Big.

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Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 9:16am On Sep 26, 2021

OmoOshodi:
so na God write this nonsense?

Yep...

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 8:45am On Sep 26, 2021

vickydevoka:
Yes. WAtin happen to toto. Please don't tell me you are gay. I can change..

Come and give me toto

Phones › Re: Customers Hustle To Buy iPhone 13: Long Queue At Dubai Apple Store by GodWrites: 8:03am On Sep 26, 2021

FutureIsFemale:
He is trying to coverup the gay allegation labeled against him.

Do you have problem with gays?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Freshboi Nairaland's Jehovah Witness Tormentor by GodWrites: 7:40am On Sep 26, 2021

Lol

Health › Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by GodWrites: 6:37pm On May 07, 2021*

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