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Crime › Re: The Protester That Put On DPO Uniform Has Been Arrested by Gofwane(m): 7:32am On Oct 29, 2020

Dis one don enter one chance

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For October 24 2020 In Nigeria by Gofwane(m): 10:18am On Oct 25, 2020

Oteikwu1:
I wonder why der no burn NCDC office self

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Crime › Re: We Were Given N500 Each To Disrupt EndSARS Protest - Disable Boy. (video) by Gofwane(m): 1:55pm On Oct 20, 2020

The question is, who paid him to smuggle in the knife?

Politics › Re: #endsars: Nigerians Drag Dino Melaye For Supporting Protesters by Gofwane(m): 12:30pm On Oct 18, 2020

DonBenny77:
You are a full

Politics › Re: #endsars: Nigerians Drag Dino Melaye For Supporting Protesters by Gofwane(m): 9:27am On Oct 18, 2020

DonBenny77:
Abeg make una free Oga Dino
E support una complain
E no support una still complain......
The guy is just a hustler it's not a crime to like flashy cars
He's got a conscience and has been a victim of police brutality

I still find it difficult to believe that we still have dumb people defending Nigerian politicians.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need An Engineer For plastic Machines? (2nd time of updating the thread, pics) by Gofwane(op): 7:20pm On Oct 07, 2020

Good evening,
Please if you are the person who contacted me about the issue with your plastic recycling machine, could you please resend the pictures I requested?

I lost the ones you sent cos the phone was mistakenly reset to factory settings and I lost your number in the process.

Thanks

Crime › Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Losing Her Phone As Friends Mourn (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 2:41pm On Oct 05, 2020

Maybe the phone contains her nude pics and plenty, plenty sex tapes plus enough mojos. She couldn't bear the shame of seeing her leaked nudes and sex tapes on naijauncut.com so she drank sniper and cement cocktail. grin

#detectiveGofwane

Romance › Re: Is This Why They Always Say Women Have Fish Brain? by Gofwane(m): 5:59am On Sep 25, 2020

TOPCRUISE:
The bigger their yansh, the smaller their brain

Inversely proportional. Abi?

Health › Re: Vietnam Police Seized 324,000 Used, Repackaged Condoms(Pics) by Gofwane(m): 5:38am On Sep 25, 2020

Timekeeper:

Better don't start tribal war here

I wunt be surprised if this is the kind of condom those men use on Zzor and casalindal

Not trying to start a tribal war. I am just speaking the raw truth.

Health › Re: Vietnam Police Seized 324,000 Used, Repackaged Condoms(Pics) by Gofwane(m): 5:35am On Sep 25, 2020

Kenxanadu:
Poster you're very stupid. Shows the level of hatred you have for Igbos. Why not address the issue on its own merits instead of dragging Igbos into it. Something unethical as this happened in far away Vietnam and you're here giving it an ethnic coloration. Get sense!

Blablabla... As if it's a lie. Awon importers/exporters grin

Health › Re: Vietnam Police Seized 324,000 Used, Repackaged Condoms(Pics) by Gofwane(m): 3:58pm On Sep 24, 2020

One Chidozie from Nigeria will import them and start reselling.

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Romance › Re: Police Seize 324,000 Used C*ndoms Being Recycled And Resold In Vietnam(photo) by Gofwane(m): 3:54pm On Sep 24, 2020

Even the devil himself will be in great shock when he sees this news. shocked

Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Flies In A Private Jet For Business Meetings (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:19am On Sep 24, 2020

Mondays are for return trips from pvssy delivery over the weekend. If you know, you know grin

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Career › Re: What Would Your Occupation Be If You Followed Your Childhood Dream? by Gofwane(m): 4:11pm On Sep 15, 2020

Sniper, SEAL Team six.

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Soso Soberekon Breaks His TV, Moments Kiddwaya Got Evicted (video) by Gofwane(m): 9:24am On Sep 14, 2020

Wetin consine me

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Crime › Re: Pastor Ofori: If I Don’t Kill Your Sister, Know That I Am Fake (video) by Gofwane(m): 3:37pm On Sep 13, 2020

I tire for that woman. pesin say e go kii you, yet you were begging on his behalf?

Romance › Re: BBNaija: Erica Refuses To Pick My Calls After Disqualification - Kidd's Dad. by Gofwane(m): 1:48am On Sep 13, 2020

Papa wey Mumu shocked

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Romance › Re: What's Your Best "It's A Small World" Experience? Share by Gofwane(m): 7:42pm On Sep 11, 2020

So I was in a bus heading to Ilorin for an uncle's graduation when we ran out of fuel and stopped at a petrol station where we met a heavy queue. There was no hope of getting out in time because it was during one of those period of fuel scarcity.

Then boom! Out of the blue came a man that yelled out my late aunt's name. He was like: ***** "what are you doing out here? I don know this woman since 1990. We attended the same secondary school. Oya full their tank now, now " It was his petrol station!

Guess what? He didn't take a dime!

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Romance › Re: Who Do You Feel Sorry For, And Why Do You Feel Sorry For Them? by Gofwane(m): 1:52pm On Aug 18, 2020

Nigerian youths. They keep on voting and killing themselves over these old scammers called politicians. Sense is very far away from them angry

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Romance › Re: What Do You Want To Do Before You Die In Your Life? by Gofwane(m): 1:47pm On Aug 18, 2020

As an engineer, I want to invent a machine that will be of great benefit to mankind.

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Romance › Re: One Bad Bad Habit U Wish U Can Stop by Gofwane(m): 7:17am On Aug 13, 2020

Alcohol, smoking and spending a lot. Everyday I go out, no matter the amount of cash on me, I always come back home drunk and without a dime shocked

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Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Twerking, Men Don’t Like It – Lady Warns by Gofwane(m): 2:05pm On Aug 09, 2020

ksly24:
P**sy

Call me all sorts of names, it still won't change the fact that you are a SIMP.
The girl yab join even after you apologised to her shocked

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Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Twerking, Men Don’t Like It – Lady Warns by Gofwane(m): 9:58am On Aug 09, 2020

ksly24:
No offense intended ma'am

simp

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Family › Re: My Sister-In-Law Staying With Us Atimes Knows When We Are Making Love.Pls Advise by Gofwane(m): 12:32pm On Aug 08, 2020

There is a high probability that your wife's sister will surrender the coochie when you ask cos she wanna taste the vitamin D that is making your wife moan grin

Romance › Re: Is A 17 Year Old Girl Too Young For A Romantic Relationship? See My Dilemma by Gofwane(m): 7:15am On Aug 07, 2020

But you can test your rice before e done na lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Mannabbcgrillz Caught With Dead Vultures (photo) by Gofwane(m): 6:09pm On Aug 05, 2020

[quote author= post=92488352]Your smile for DP fine die.
You are too much abeg.
Keep it up.
Na babe u be.
We trip dieeeeee cool

O baby baby[/quote] grin

Romance › Re: It's Been Long I Discussed About Dicksizes! by Gofwane(m): 6:01pm On Aug 05, 2020

Stylishcone:
See guyz don't mind these women forming lesbian they all fancy dick and secretly get dick, a Les just sat down after drowning herself and the first tot on her mind is dick size.

Stay there dey decieve urself with lesbianism ...u r not a complete woman if u r not dicked

Romance › Re: I Hit Jackpot, I Am Sending A Lucky Guy Here 25k... by Gofwane(m): 5:47pm On Aug 05, 2020

ALCOHOLKILLS:
God blessed my life today , i send will 25k to one lucky guy

It could be you

I am in need of that cash to drink beer. It's been long since I took green bottles. angry

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Members Observe Eid Prayers In Niger State by Gofwane(m): 5:42pm On Aug 05, 2020

Nadaken:
Islamabad, Allahmabad

All na same Allah.

Abuja peeps maiduguiri don reach una domot o, that's why i can never be an abj resident

you dey fear to die grin

Politics › Re: Hoodlums Attack Imo Retirees During Protest Against Unpaid Pensions (photos) by Gofwane(m): 2:14pm On Aug 05, 2020

I don't see anyone been flogged in any those pictures. Just pictures of people arguing embarassed

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