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PoliticsRe: Sit At Home Early Morning Update From My City Obosi Anambra State by GorillaApp(m): 8:50am On Feb 23, 2023
BossGerald:
I'm back to my flat.


Enjoy views from my apartment here in Obosi.
Nice one bro. No efulefu can tell us what to do.
Simon ekpa can not step foot in Biafra land anymore.

Make Una gallant my brothers. Come out and show love to our own on Saturday.
EducationRe: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by GorillaApp(m): 5:57pm On Feb 22, 2023
IamtheTruth1:
Dem don make porn director minister of education for Zambia
grin
PoliticsRe: ‘Your Action Hypocritical’ – Labour Party Criticizes Wike For Backing Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 4:46pm On Feb 22, 2023
Mylove55:
Obi.diot will not get 25% in River state
E go shock you. You. I will remind you
PoliticsRe: Don't Zoom this picture: Let us vote wisely. by GorillaApp(m): 9:32am On Feb 22, 2023
A man who who should be at home, resting with grand children playing on his laps while waiting for his maker's call is busy running, abi being pushed around Nigeria to contest for a tough position such as the presidency that's physically and mentally sapping.

Na him family I blame
PoliticsRe: Place Osinbajo Against Orji Uzor Kalu - Peter P'Square Tackles Tribalism by GorillaApp(m): 7:04pm On Feb 21, 2023
Ireportlive:
cool




Tribal and Religious Bigots.... You are not supporting the youngest, the most qualified academically, the one with most achievements in government, nor the most successful in Business

You shamelessly Articulated because of Vice Presidency slot Atiku gave Obi

Yours is an Igbo man from Anambra your birth State


Lola Omotayo a Yoruba woman , fed Psquare and Jude, gave them her car to use for tours and road show, quite her banking Job to manage there careers.. After they had breakthrough Jude and Paul suddenly remembered she is Yoruba, and they started treating her and her son like OSU outcast




.
I'm sure you didn't know Igbos voted Obasanjo. When they did then, they weren't tribalistic. Igbos voted yaradua, voted MKO Abiola. They weren't tribalistic.
Now that they are supporting a honest Igbo man, they have become tribalistic.

Make Amadioha and Sango combined blast your black, hairy dirty yansh. grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Mocking Tinubu....sing Emilokan, Baba Wey No Well by GorillaApp(m): 9:34am On Feb 21, 2023
Chai

See upper cut!

The soldiers are savage vawulence master's

But talk true, the song no sweet before? grin

The song fit their drill music na

I see pastor righteousness peeping cheesy

Any pastoral sermon on this sir grin

HealthRe: Police Parade Medical Director For Murder, Organ Harvesting In Kwara (pic) by GorillaApp(m): 9:28am On Feb 21, 2023
Horrible deed
PoliticsRe: Gas Plant Explodes In Delta Community by GorillaApp(m): 9:27am On Feb 21, 2023
Too bad. Saw the video
RomanceRe: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by GorillaApp(m): 6:52am On Feb 21, 2023
frozen70:
Chai
You will get credit as a premarriage counselor

You helped me to adviced him more in areas I couldn't mention

Thumbs up for you
I was once a marriage counselor for the youths in my church grin..

Thank you.

I always like your balanced and objective analysis with a touch of human kindness
RomanceRe: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by GorillaApp(m): 10:57pm On Feb 20, 2023
Britishcoins:
Wow thanks, this is more than a motherly advice to me
I have always watched frozen70 advice. Sincere and very balanced position.
Like she posited, it's character not beauty that makes a good woman. Ask your self, which of them gives you absolute peace of mind? Avoid troublesome, stubborn women

Ask yourself again, which of them gives you maximum respect and listens to you.
Lastly, avoid lazy women.
If you have any elderly aunt, visit her with these ladies. Dem go help you detect something's.
Good luck dude
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Better Than We Met It In 2015 – Lai Mohammed Lai-mohammed- by GorillaApp(m): 3:00pm On Feb 20, 2023
Can you imagine this bare-faced lie!
PoliticsRe: Northern Muslims In Anambra Recout How Obi Brought Them Food During Ramadan by GorillaApp(m): 3:12pm On Feb 19, 2023
Think9ja:
Atiku also bought me a Bible, cooked for me and my family during Christmas and also gave me one of his daughters to marry.

FOOLs!

E go shock una on Saturday.

I no want hear rigging oooo!

Sai Atiku
Sai Okowa
Sai PDP
cheesy

PoliticsRe: The Economist Endorses Peter Obi, Says He Offers Nigerians Hope by GorillaApp(m): 3:00pm On Feb 19, 2023
Crimecity:
Are you really ready to engage me or want to throw tantarums?

Mention the companies and stop redirecting me to read any screenshotted propaganda.

BTW: Lekki Deep Sea Port is a PPP project and owned 75% by China Harbour Engineering Company and Tolaram group with NPA and LASG sharing the rest.

Tinubu served from 1999-2007 and Lekki Deep Sea Port project commenced in June 2020. In a space of 3 years it was completed and Commissioned.
https://guardian.ng/opinion/lekki-deep-sea-port-and-sanwo-olus-date-with-history/#:~:text=It%20must%20be%20stressed%20that,nation's%20quest%20for%20economic%20development.

I asked you to mention what Tinubu did in his 8 years in office.


Don't try to come up with another propaganda.
God bless you bro. I wonder how this people think
RomanceRe: She Keeps Telling Me Her Son Is Not Mine, But Still Make Me Spend On Him by GorillaApp(m): 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2023
So people like this still dey for this era?

And I'm sure your siblings may even be in need.

Chat me privately make I man you up
PoliticsRe: Video, Pictures From Obidients Million-Man-March For Peter Obi In Anambra by GorillaApp(m): 4:02pm On Feb 18, 2023
PeterObi4LP:
Tinubu pilot should go and service the jet and get it ready on 25th. I'm sure there will be emergency landing in UK for medical attention.
grin grin
PoliticsRe: My Husband Wants To Reap The Fruit Of His Labour – Oluremi Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 11:12am On Feb 18, 2023
What about pensioners thst served 35,years, won't dey reap the reward of their labor
SportsRe: Benzema Sends Flowers To Girlfriend, 1st & 2nd Wives On Valentine's Day (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 10:35am On Feb 18, 2023
JoeRizzla:
Still marking his territories around his ex wives.




I bet his still shining their congo once in a while
What money can not do, more money will grin
PoliticsRe: ANAP Poll In ANAP Aircraft by GorillaApp(m): 12:52pm On Feb 16, 2023
E go do urchins like film after 25th grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Extend Validity Of Old Naira Notes Till April 10 - TheCable by GorillaApp(m):
Paragon311:
Inconsistent power drunk politicians running Nigeria like barbers shop.
A barber shop is even better run than this country
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 11:29am On Feb 15, 2023
dee1504:
My only advise is to keep searching and keep applying. I do not believe in paying agent for COS whether genuine or fake. People have gotten and are still getting COS via direct application. Don't let anyone scam you.
Oh really. Thank boss. Have a beautiful day
TravelRe: What Are The Existing And The Potential Tourist Attraction Sites In Your State? by GorillaApp(m): 6:45am On Feb 15, 2023
Jestin:
Come to Benin city and we will take you to the palace or igun to show you the true meaning of heritage. Ogba zoo is there too
Which place to the ogba zoo dey sef. I have been to Benin countless times and even spent two years yet don't know where it is
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 11:47pm On Feb 14, 2023
jagbasneh:
Good guyz pls. A friend forget to add is middle name when register for IELTS EXAM although the exam will take place next week. Hope that will not be a problem when apply for visa. And the middle name is included in his name inside passport. Is there remedy to add the middle name before the exam?
He can fill a form at the test venue to correct this as long as the name is included in his passport
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 11:39pm On Feb 14, 2023
dee1504:
Bro, secure your own accommodation before you leave Nigeria to avoid stories that touch. You don't want to be homeless in Scotland
Hello bro.pls I need your input. As regards this health care job, can one apply directly without agents? The rate they are calling is astronomical. I'm asking for a sister as she have been searching online for a while now. Does anyone know what sites to look at please?
She really need this
FamilyRe: As A Married Man, Do You Sometimes Dream Of Leaving Your Family & Disappearing? by GorillaApp(m): 5:02pm On Feb 14, 2023
Klass99:
I think women feel this way more than men do, because we have been mostly sold a pipe dream (as women) that marriage and kids bring joy and fufilment. And without these things we will be forever doomed, unhappy and unfulfilled.

So, what do most of us do? We actively pursue this dream or mirage of bliss and fulfilment only to get it, then realize, we are not bursting with joy, we are not happy or fulfilled, like we were told we would be.

Then we want out, but we are afraid of what people will say, the stigma of divorce or being called a bad mother who cannot endure for the sake of her children.
Right
PropertiesRe: Suggest An Affordable Pumping Machine With Durability by GorillaApp(m): 2:28pm On Feb 14, 2023
heavenisreal18:
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Which type of pump abeg? Is it the dab water pump
Which one. Is it the one I posted up there
FamilyRe: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by GorillaApp(m): 10:47am On Feb 14, 2023
sync:
Dear Nairalanders,
I’m in a dilemma and need your advice
There’s this friend of mine who out of the blue contacted me last year October asking for a favor to come stay at my place a couple of days since she had an interview in Abuja. I allowed in her without hesitation since I thought it was just going to be a few days. Fortunately, she got the job.

When she got the job in October, she asked me to pls allow her stay for two months before getting her place. My people, it’s been five months already and she’s still not making any moves to get her own place.

The problem really is I am currently jobless. She doesn’t contribute anything to the house. I am responsible for our feeding, gas, electricity, everything! And I do not have money. The little money I have is from my generous elder sister who has been my helper since I lost my job. Weekends she sleeps all through while I clean the house. I also do all the cooking. She doesn’t cook.

I am a light sleeper so I get up at any slight movement. This lady gets up between 3 to 4 times every night to use the restroom thus keeping me awake all through the night. This really has a toll on me. During the day she goes to the restroom between 14 to 16 times. She doesn’t contribute to buy foodstuff but she eats 4 times a day

What have I gotten myself into. Please how do I politely ask her to leave without hurting her feelings and savaging the relationship I use to have with her. I am tired, depressed and jobless!
What the fvck did I just read? shocked


People dey this country sha!

I pray Neva to have a brother like this o
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Had A Past Like This, Would You Still Marry Her? (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 10:39am On Feb 14, 2023
alpharoyalty:
Wow. I envy every one of those men out there.
See the gleefulness on their faces.
It's great being a man. 🙂
You no well aswear grin


On the other hand, thunder fia the mod wey bring this rubbish to front-page. I no even blame the op. That one na werey and attention seeker before
PropertiesRe: Suggest An Affordable Pumping Machine With Durability by GorillaApp(m): 10:45pm On Feb 13, 2023
heavenisreal18:
My pumping machine got spoil, I repaired three three weeks ago with 30k, now is faulty again and the repairer suggested we change the head for another 40k ,we have been using it for over right years ,this will be the fourth time of repair. I learnt to get a new one is 210k with the situation of things in Nigeria. Pls someone should suggest a better one for me that will last, note aside home use my mother sells too
Which type of pump abeg? Is it the dab water pump

PropertiesRe: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by GorillaApp(m): 2:30pm On Feb 13, 2023
Op can't help laughing at this your story. I had this type of experience when I was still single. My neighbor then, who was about getting married will be bleating like a demented goat on heat while at it with his woman. The thing wey dey pain me pass be say na the guy dey shout and moan almost bringing the roof down while the lady will just be whimpering softly.
How did I solve it?
I gather two of my niggas on a weekend when I know they will be at it. Once they started and my neighbor was in high gear, screaming his soul out, me and my niggas just burst out laughing grin
Dem no tell the guy to adjust cheesy

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