₦airaland Forum

We all have one or two on our list. Let’s be guided.

inoki247:
Which one be wrongful restraint again Nigeria don finally turn abroad


injustice for men too much maybe is time we too start reporting any girl we send transport fare and she no show to EFCC or Nigeria Police for extortion

My guy, l never knew we play in the same league “send and no come”.

I sent one 10k (then the fair was 6k) for transport from Delta to Abuja. The next morning I called to know if she have left, she said no and I asked why?

This was her reason, you send just 10k, don’t you know I need to fix my hair before traveling. I told myself instead of losing the 10k, just send her the additional 7k for her hair. Up till date she didn’t show up.

Now I tell them, invest in your coming and I will refund.

The late MKO Abiola was a wise man filled with wisdom. Before he gunned for the presidential race, he won the heart of Nigerian which made him the people candidate.

A wise son should learn to swim in a small pool before diving into the mighty ocean.

Politic is same as education, you don’t start schooling at the university rather from the primary school.

If Abiola was alive today, he would have advised Kola to start from the house Representative move to the Senate, graduate to Governorship before considering the presidency.

On the second thought, I believe he have the same plan as the white Lion of Kogi. make the noise, be known and step down for a better opponent to benefit for a future political appointment.

We are watching

mightyhaze:
hot and shivering,so how did u get erection

It happened naturally, have you not heard the story of a sick king who was so sick to the point of death. They brough a young lady to sleep by his side and he got heal.

T and P (if you know, you know) communicate in a language that only the brain understands better.

I read sometimes ago that when a man go against the wife’s will and have sex with her, that is classify as rape.

Rape is forcing someone to have sex with you against their will.

I have been rape by a lady who is not my girlfriend. I was sick and shivering in bed and she left the sitting room on the pretense that she is tire and needed to rest.

I was covered with a heavy duvet blanket, she came under the duvet and said “I have long waited for this opportunity and today is my lucky day”.

I tried to fight her off but she had her way. Don’t tell why I don’t not call for help. Because I don’t want to embarrass her.

Women raping men in South Africa is common.

It is not a coincidence but art of nature showing how foolish men can be. You called a press conference to present a wheelbarrow and they are proud.

I know the wheelbarrow value will be over #150,000 as official price.

I can assure you, it will be an enjoyable experience. There are several stations that may interest you.

My cousin from Delta married a Yuroba lady and the have been married peacefully for more than 20 yrs.

She always advise ladies, if you need to enjoy your marriage, live long and be healthy. Don’t check your husband’s phone and don’t worry yourself over what he does with other ladies as long as he fulfill his responsibility as a man at home.

I know of another couple, any time the husband is traveling or claim he is traveling, she pack condom in his bag and tell him in any case use condom.

Madam, life is too short to worry yourself into depression. If you don’t see, you will not be heart broken.

Tell yourself, it’s in every man DNA. This include our father but the trying to be a responsible men at home.

If you must check his phone again, once you see those messages, tell him I just delete message from you phone you don’t want me to see.

Spill the bean by giving us reason why we failed, you body language indicated that your hands were tired on your choice of players.

We need answers from those in Government based on the four (4) points extracted from the speech by President Buhari as published by Vanguard 02/052012:

According to PMB:

1.

The current leadership (Jonathan Government) of the country has destroyed the petroleum industry. No where in the world can such things happen and no where in the world can government increase the cost of petroleum products by over 120%. It is most insensitive.

“Unfortunately for me, I know more about the petroleum industry than others in government because I was there for over three years as a leader. We started with the Port-Harcourt Refinery producing 60,000 barrels per day. It was upgraded to 100,000 barrels per day. Another one was built there (Port-Harcourt) producing over 150,000 barrels making a total of 250,000 barrels per day purely on Nigerian crude

How many barrels of crude are being refined daily under the APC government?

2.

On Boko Haram, he said: “Since the leaders now (Jonathan government) don’t listen to anybody but do whatever they wish, there is nothing the North can do.

Since the APC led government what have the North done to eliminate Boko Haram?

3.

“If what happened in 2011 (alleged rigging) should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood.’’

The nation is soaking in blood even though the 2015 elections were free and fair. Nigerian still want to know why?

4.

On alleged existence of three groups of Boko Haram, General Buhari added, “I will like to quote Professor Ango Abdullahi that said there are three Boko Harams including the original one led by Muhammed Yusufu who was killed and his supporters tried to take revenge by attacking the law enforcement agencies and politicians. There is another developed Boko Haram of criminals who steal and kill… while the biggest Boko Haram is the Federal Government.”

Nigerian what to know if the Federal Government is still the biggest Boko Haram?

Thank God Former president Jonathan did not hold on to power otherwise Nigeria would have been worst than Afghanistan and Ukraine put together.

hotwax:
Thank you. But to those threatning to come and arrest me. I know I will come out free. But I hate police arrest. I have never been arrested by police in my life.

Arrest you for what? You were not part of their loan arrangement. Or are you saying because someone use your number without your consent, that means you are a guarantor?

They attacked the airport and everyone muted now the train.

Always have a reason for their failure.

The price oil price is high now but you don't take about what will be done with the excesses.

UK and US have palliative for their populace.

Tell Nigerian why the refineries are not refining
Tell Nigerian while Kaduna airport was invaded
Tell Nigerian why the government have not provided water to the masses, housing and steady power.
Name those sponsoring BH
Tell us what happened to those that imported the bad fuel
Tell us why our hospitals are not good to threat government officials
Tell us when ASUU should be on strike

Tell us the truth and not Lai

What happen to Warri and Onne port that we need to wait until Lekki Deep Seaport is ready.

The same way, we cannot make Warri and Port Harcourt refinery work fully, we are waiting for Dangote refinery.

Equality for our citizenry will go a long way to achieving peace.

The only thing concern the government and politicians is next election.

They don’t care about security, water, road, healthcare, electricity, working refineries etc.

God save us all

These are the good officers amongst the bad egg. These guys love their job, they perform their duty with passion, you will never see them embarrassing or creating charges to extort drivers.

Daily, they receive praise and financial blessings from drivers without them asking. I have a friend that visit Abuja some years ago and the only she asked for was to see the dancing police physically.

In those days there was one called yellow in Okota (Isolo) who was very diligent. At times, we leave his duty post by 11 pm. At times when there is traffic, people call him from his house and he gladly returns and makes sure he brings relief to the motorist.

There was a day at total strange who mistook him for other corrupt police officers and was disobeying him. Passerby around nearly lunched the driver for directing him.

And on his wedding day, that was when he knew people loved him. It was like a political rally.

Moral of the story:

If you are a street sweeper, sweep it diligently and when heaven need a street sweeper, the angel will recommend you.

Before some will tell me, it's my Television. Here is the picture for another channel show France vs Ivory Coast.

This is the live transmission of Ghana vs Nigeria showing live on NTAi.

Players either turn double or melting away to reappear again.

Are we not ashamed as a nation.

The is the transmission o Ghana vs Nigeria live match on NTA. Are we not ashamed as a nation.

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This one just started life him no even balance well him don go spend money on gold.
I no even sure say nigga get better investment yet. Tomorrow him go blame colleagues for not rendering help in his adversity

Investing in gold is far better than cars. In the 80’s an American actor “Mr. T” was heavily buying gold chain and everyone was like Is he mad.

Later in life when he was being interviewed, he said he buying the gold as an investment. It was later calculated the he gettinh 183% profit should he decide to sell.

Since you care for the younger one. Oga, look for a good candidate of 35yrs and sponsor him.

chatinent:
It has all those.

It has Aljazera, BBC, Fox, NAT Geo Wild, Discovery, Animal Planet, Channels and Nollywood and more!

You go watch film run. I don't even watch tv anymore. I don watch tire.

I am with you on this. Movies, documents, MMA, tom and Jerry, news etc

I have been enjoying TSTV for over a year now, the good thing about TSTV is the ability to pay only for the channels you want (#1 or #2 Naira pre day), pause your subscription and enjoy additional free channel.

I enjoy soccer, If I need to watch a live soccer I head to the nearest bar for a bottle of drink (Water or Beer) and enjoy the match with others.

As far as I am concern TSTV all the way.

I know they are not perfect yet but I prefer to accept their imperfection until they get there.

Your parents are taking through the course called "value of money".

After the day's work, you will know the value of 2k.

The US government has dismissed as fake the reports that the detained Nigerian influencer Ramon Abbas, known as Hushpuppi, executed a $400,000 (£304,000) internet fraud from prison.

Hushpuppi, 37, was arrested in the United Arab Emirates in 2020 for crimes that cost victims almost $24m, and is currently in a US jail awaiting sentencing having pleaded guilty to money laundering.

On Thursday, a document emerged on social media claiming that the FBI filed new evidence against Hushpuppi on Wednesday for defrauding Americans using prison internet facilities.

It is not clear where the document originated from yet it has gone viral on Twitter and been reported by many news organisations.

However an official of the US Department of Justice told the BBC that the US Attorney’s Office in Los Angeles, which filed the case against Hushpuppi, has not filed any such document.

"The document appears to have been fabricated... We have checked with the FBI who supposedly authored the document, and they confirm it is a fake," an official said.

Hushpuppi is known for posting photos of his lavish lifestyle on Instagram, where he has 2.5m followers. In one scheme, Hushpuppi attempted to steal more than $1.1m from someone who wanted to fund a new children's school in Qatar, court documents said.

Source: BBC news

Why will you leave your seat to harass someone minding their business?

This is the beginning. Many politicians, their wives and children will be collecting slaps until the economy is stable.

The slap was meant to reset her brain from her excellency to ex.

It is shame on all our politicians past or present, we are facing the following state of emergency and no one is resigning:

1. No electricity nationwide
2. No enough fuel supply
3. No water provision for the masses
4. No good road
5. No security
6. No healthcare
7. ASUU are on strike

If the country is too large to be governed from the centre let us collectively find a solution.

How will a president whose weight of the nation is on his shoulders be serving as a petroleum minister?

Are we saying no Nigerian is qualified for that post of petroleum minister? Why should a failed government move to the senate as a senator?

MadamVanessa:



Waste of precious time and energy. No weight loss

You are right, he intended to show us he just added a new tattoo.

The difference between the two pictures is the tattoo.

Jehovah's witnesses do not accept Blood Transfusion it is against their beliefs.

This is real (APC) Up to Down.

Power pass power. So you guys have the feeling to beg for mercy but will not be merciful to civilians.

Zonefree:
The foreign women are assets...you girls are a liability. No sane man will condescend too low to worship a liability.

Well said, most ladies in Nigeria are a total liability. Give a Nigerian lady date and they will turn you to a bank, ATM, food bank etc.

I know of only one that went to Europe for studies, upon her visit to Nigeria she called me for a date with this message “I want to appeal to you to allow me to foot the bills”. I agreed and she paid.

It’s about time ladies realize that if they think their organ is an asset, they should also consider the man’s organ as an asset too.

Nigerian ladies what the men to treat them like their counterparts are treated abroad. If they want that to happen, they should stop being a liability, they should let things flow naturally.

Nigerian ladies should have a rethink otherwise they will be left-back.