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PoliticsHow Our Politicians And Civil Servants. by Govocrete(op): 6:53pm On Feb 15, 2022
Now is election time, many politicians will be presenting themselves as the lover of the masses.

They will sacrifice 0.000001% of what they have stolen in the past to provide great, kerosene, petrol, bean, rice, cash to the masses in other to win their vote.

These politicians don't care about improving Electricity supply, Water supply, upgrading hospitals, universities, Roads etc.

It is a shame that the Nigeria movement have not been able to provide Electricity, Water, Housing, good Road etc., for it's citizen.
All they care about is looting, looting and continuing looting like the greedy video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF-laGGVIZQ
CrimeRe: Police Arrests DCP Abba Kyari by Govocrete:
Khaleepha5681:
Did he commit the crime on the USA's land?

But the criminal is criminal.
No, but the FBI wanted him to come over to prove he is innocent on the hush puppy case.

Abi if the USA government accuse you falsely and grant you a visa to go and defend yourself with all expenses paid. Will you refuse the invitation?

I think the FBI made a mistake, they would have lured him with an invitation to receive an award and upon arrival do the needful.
CrimeRe: Police Arrests DCP Abba Kyari by Govocrete: 5:58pm On Feb 14, 2022
He should be flown to the USA first. First come first serve.
HealthRe: I Have HIV I Am Finished. by Govocrete: 12:02pm On Feb 08, 2022
Like a previous poster have said, HIV is not a death sentence. It's fall better than cancer or covid.

I believe the drugs are still free, taking the drugs regularly will make you healthier.

If you can just accept your faith, you will live longer. Remove any fear you have because fear kills faster yha HIV
RomanceRe: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Govocrete: 11:42am On Feb 08, 2022
You need a bowl or pot with charcoal. Let the charcoal, pit enough dry pepper and lock the door.

The snake will find its way out.

Or if you locate the location of the snake, pour fuel on it and see how it will dance to it's death.

If you are using the charcoal option. MAKE SURE NO FREE BURNING MATERIAL (clothes, fuel, etc) close by.

If you are using the fuel option. MAKE SURE NO naked FIRE or SPARK close by.
PoliticsRe: 105 ISWAP Fighters And Their Families Surrender (Photos) by Govocrete: 12:13pm On Feb 07, 2022
I was expecting to see terrorists but all I see are refugees being taken to a safer area.

Or are the refugees being used to cash out?
PoliticsRe: 105 ISWAP Fighters And Their Families Surrender (Photos) by Govocrete: 12:04pm On Feb 07, 2022
I was expecting to see terrorists but all I see are refugees being moved to a safer location.

Or are they being used to cash out as surrender fighters?
EducationRe: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by Govocrete: 11:35pm On Feb 06, 2022
Why do some comments try to make people believe iPhones are being used by fraudsters only?

That mentality should be discarded, iPhone is a brand and whatsoever can afford it should be allowed. I don't own an iPhone.

I have seen Children are below 15yrs old (In another part of the world) that owns the latest iPhone. They are not 419ers or yahoo, yahoo some bought from hard-earned money or was gifted to them by their parent who works very hard to provide for their children.

The lecturer should be made to replace the phone. Judges in the court don't destroy phones because it rand during the court section so why a lecturer.

Although in other to avoid distraction the phone should have been in silence or switched off.

The lecturers need to be reminded that university is not primary school. As a businessman, try that with me and I will teach you a lesson legally.
Science/TechnologyRe: Pink Alien Found On Mars Rover Camera (Video & Pictures) by Govocrete: 11:19pm On Feb 06, 2022
They have come again with another story. They know very well that we will not get the opportunity to visit mars to confirm.
BusinessRe: Man Uses Mercedes G-Wagon To Sell Plantain In Owerri (Video) by Govocrete: 10:29am On Feb 05, 2022
We over hype. A man can use what he have for what he need.

Here is a man using same to load grass for his cattle.

CrimeRe: If You Shout, We Will K!ll You - How I Was Snatched On My Way To School by Govocrete: 1:00am On Feb 05, 2022
I know this is possible but there are missing pieces in the puzzle.

You were kidnapped in Benin from Benin to Mali no single police or military check where you can shout for help.

Or were you charmed or blindfolded?
Just asking to understand.
PoliticsRe: Release Igboho Or We Use Traditional Means To Free Him - Agbekoya To Benin by Govocrete: 10:27pm On Feb 03, 2022
Are you guys forgetting that Benin is center of juju?

So their is such juju and we still allow bad leaders to rule us. Please name all the type of juju in-stock and their usage.

We need the one that can make Naira exchange rate $1:N100, I don't want to say 1:1 which I know is impposican't.

Yeye fowl
RomanceRe: Help! My Fiancee Has Mouth Odour by Govocrete: 8:17pm On Feb 02, 2022
moshuur:
Won't this lead to overdose of bitter kola...
is 3 per day not too muchhuh
.

Not at all, I used to eat over 5 a day in the past
RomanceRe: Help! My Fiancee Has Mouth Odour by Govocrete: 8:44pm On Feb 01, 2022
Danny50:
My fiancé has chronic mouth odour but I don't know how to tell her so that she won't feel bad or hurt.

So Guy's I really need your advice medically and how to go about it without hurting her thank you all.
So cheap to eliminate. Bitter kola morning, afternoon and night try it for a month, it will be eliminated forever.

Advising from experience and those I offer the same solution to on naira land thanked me afterwards.

Warning: Bitter kola is a sex enhancer so use mostly.
TravelRe: Moment Monitor Lizard Crawls Out From Toilet Seat In Thailand (Pics) by Govocrete: 5:14pm On Feb 01, 2022
Try this in 9ja, you will end up inside the cooking pot without consideration that you emerged from soakaway.
TravelRe: Travelling To USA Or School Of Nursing??pls Advice Me. by Govocrete: 4:57pm On Feb 01, 2022
I will advise you numerically.

1. Check if truly your uncle owns a hospital. Google is name and cheek on the BBB website to be sure.

***Some years back an American lady was introduced to my friend for marriage, he was told she owns 3 hospitals we later discover it to be false.

2. Due to covid 19, most embassies unofficially suspend visa issuance. They also give denials for those with previous interviews appointment.

***I don't want to mention their names but I know of an embassy that has a 30-month backlog of visa applications. They have decided that throughout 2022 they will only issue visas for undeniable cases, they have decided to use 2022 to restructure their staff and do renovation work.

Given the above, I will advise you to pursue your nursing career and before you know it, you are done. With your nursing certificate, you have something to fall back on and if your uncle is sincere, he can then help you.

3. Signing a contract with your uncle is not advisable.

*** Your uncle may likely use a visiting visa, what if after two years he tell you babe you are on your own. By then you would have overstayed your visiting visa and been branded as an illegal migrant. Do you know the pain of being illegal when caught?

4. If you don't have a passport now, it may likely take you 2-3month to obtain one. Another 3 months to get an interview by then you have wasted a year.

Please pursue your nursing career now you have the time.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Could Have Done Better If Given More Support by Govocrete: 8:04am On Feb 01, 2022
Meaning you failed Nigerians that give you all their support during the election.

Even Jonathan thought you would have done better.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Gifts Isreal DMW A Brand New Toyota Venza (video) by Govocrete: 7:42am On Feb 01, 2022
No hard feelings but Toyota stopped Venza production long ago.

The headline should be ..... Gifted a Venza.
CareerRe: Which Career Is Better Flutter Programming Or Networking by Govocrete:
dfrost:
Your brain is not caked. It only needs reboot. Keep tabs on tech blogs, read about your area more often and please by all means, take baby steps.

Don't do it for the money else you will gas out. Do it because you want to learn it.

Fall in love with it and see how it all falls into place.
Thanks
Thanks, I will keep trying
CareerRe: Should I Move To South Africa Or Abuja by Govocrete: 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2022
LeSudAfricaine:
It's exaggerated
I don't think it's exaggerated, I was in SA in 2014 and I saw things myself.
CareerRe: Should I Move To South Africa Or Abuja by Govocrete: 3:30pm On Jan 27, 2022
Gbagbuo247:
Please my brothers and I sisters, I will make this as simple as possible. I really need your advice urgently I just have one week to decide.
I have two options facing me:

1: Should I move to South Africa
2:Or Get a Corolla and move to Abuja and do Uber/Bolt.

I have accommodation offers in both South Africa and Abuja.

Note:
I have the money to get the car. And a friend gave me one bed room flat in Abuja with rent Free.

I don’t have any job offers in South Africa. Strictly hustle. Though I have close relations there. Who will still accommodate me.

Please moderator help me move this to the front page I need all the advice I can get. I just have one week to make up my mind.
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Your best bet is Abuja. Moving to SA, it will take you more than a year to settle down and the crime rate there is scary.

I know it's not easy here at home but when you start running from immigration and police in a foreign land. You will realise that there is no place at home.
CareerRe: Which Career Is Better Flutter Programming Or Networking by Govocrete: 3:17pm On Jan 27, 2022
Nosa111:
For StriAght 3 weeks, been learning web development. Omo! The thing nor Dey enter Brain o. How whona take Dey do am �
?

You are not alone, I have been trying to learn one or two things online but it seems the brain has caked.

I will keep trying until the brain harpens like a blade.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation by Govocrete: 10:18am On Jan 27, 2022
Guy don't try anything that will affect your friendship. Is she your wife or do you intend to marry her?

A friend stayed with me for 3yrs, he told me, guy, if you like any of my babes and you fit enter them feel free.

But if I tell you I intend to marry XYZ, as a friend let me know if you have entered here. I will only be angry if I marry her and discovered later that you lied.

Guy, there is love in sharing sometimes.
RomanceRe: Help! How Do I Tell A Senior Colleague I Am In Love With Her by Govocrete: 10:03am On Jan 27, 2022
Player the love bird game/Dig deeper for gold:

If you intend to marry her then start playing the lover's game until she falls in love and on her own she will propose spending a weekend at your place.

Try inviting her out to the cinema to watch movies occasionally. Tell her about movies showing by the weekend which you intend to watch and you will not mind both of you watching it together. Whatever her response is, you will know the next.

Secondly, based on your narrative, she is the jealous type. Are you ready to seek a new job elsewhere?

Once she falls in love even without you fuvking her, she will be like a dog protecting her only puppy (you) in the office.

When ladies fall in love, they give you their heart and if you can satisfy them sexually, that is when you can control their actions/emotions and you are treated as boss at home/office.

But get ready to hunt for a job elsewhere otherwise you will be frustrated by her jealous actions in the office.

If you need help to win the game, let me know and I will guide you until you are in full control.
CelebritiesRe: Bolanle Olukanni On Sammie Okposo: Cheating Pastors Must Step Down From Ministry by Govocrete: 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2022
As long as we are human, we are likely to fall into temptation. Pastors are humans like us, they are not a God.

He who is without sin should cast a stone.

Jesus said, your sins are forgiven. Go and sin no more.
RomanceRe: How Do I Settle This Without Coming Off As Weak by Govocrete: 11:36am On Jan 24, 2022
Give yourself a knock on the head to reset your brain if you don't know you are wrong.

She gave you her all, told you about her relationship, prepared a meal for you. Let me address the situation for you.

1. You lied here

" tried to adjust and kicked the plate away breaking it in the process."

You have an anger problem based on your story. She answered a call in which you concluded it was just a casual call from a school/coursemate. You are angry because the call was longer than you expected. I believe you were jealous and felt threatened by the caller.

2.

Out of your stupidity/anger, you kicked the food she served you in bed and broke the ceramic plate, now you claimed it was a mistake. It was not a mistake but your anger.

How many guys or married men have issues with the babe or wife and are still served their food in bed?

You better be man enough to tell her you are sorry for the sake of the love you have developed for her. Otherwise, you will start writing poems and buying gifts to beg when she is gone.
PoliticsRe: Should Swiss Woman, Nwanyiocha Be Made A Commissioner In Anambra? by Govocrete: 6:36pm On Jan 23, 2022
Why not?

I see no reason why she shouldn't be given an appointment to serve in her state. As long as she is a Nigerian wife she is automatically a Nigerian.

Most Nigerians want to take but not give. We celebrate when a Nigerian is given a government appointment in the UK/US.
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CrimeRe: Lagos Domestic Worker Flees With N13.9m Cash, Jewelry One Week After Resumption by Govocrete: 8:22pm On Jan 22, 2022
"I went to my room and brought out two envelops containing 500K and 200K and gave my brother 50K from them including $100 each to my brother and my mother".[/font]

You want to give someone #50,000 and you brought out #700,000 from your room just to remove #50k and return #650k to your room.

While trying to locate the lady, you need to go to the nearest market to buy sense. Otherwise, if she is found out of excitement you will bring out #1,000,000,000 just to give police #5,000.

Please buy common from the market
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: I Will Crush All Terrorists – Buhari Assures by Govocrete: 6:49pm On Jan 22, 2022
We have heard this on several occasions, please rephrase the statement to enable us to understand it better, because the handwriting on the wall has a different meaning.

RomanceRe: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by Govocrete: 9:05am On Jan 22, 2022
You are the only that should know what is good fir you, we can only advise.

You can choose to marry him and lose your relationship with your sister, friends and family.

If you choose him, what makes you believe he will not abandon you after a few months?

What makes you think, he is not trying to use you to get even with your sister?
RomanceRe: Why Do The Uneducated Ladies Get Married Before The Educated Ones? by Govocrete: 10:48pm On Jan 21, 2022
The educated prefer a ready-made Mr Right they read about in romantic novels.

While the uneducated lookout for potential men.

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