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CrimeRe: Police Officer Sleeps Off Inside Suspect’s Car - Pictures + Videos by Govocrete: 7:57am On Aug 06, 2021
You would have driven him into a thick forest, when he wake up you then order him to come out of the car.
RomanceRe: Bride Too Shy To Kiss Her Husband On Their Wedding Day by Govocrete: 12:25pm On Aug 05, 2021
I witness similar thing in 2008. The lady was heavy (7 month pregnant) so the had a wedding/marriage blessing in the church.

After everything, the new husband and wife was asked to kiss and the pregnant wife was shy and avoiding the husband.

Pastor was surprised, he asked the women "that thing you are carrying, how did it get there"?
PoliticsRe: Zulum And Shettima Did Not Visit Abba Kyari - Aide Clarifies by Govocrete: 10:41pm On Aug 04, 2021
It's about time we allow the law of the various land (Nigeria and USA) to do the needful regarding ABBA Kiyari's case.

Personally I don't know him neither have I met him but if I was his friend before the allegations, nothing stop me from visiting him.

Abba Kiyari, stop answering to every publication online, it weaken you future defense. What happened can not be undone, we just have to live with the scar.

Today is Abba Kiyari, tomorrow could be you or me. No man is perfect.
PoliticsRe: Hushpuppi: Abba Kyari's Story On CNN by Govocrete: 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2021
Everyone have a skeleton hidden until when exposed. Today is Abba Kyari tomorrow it could be anybody. I am not supporting him but want to make some point.

1. If you consider the salary of our civil servant with their life style you will know that there are no saint. Even civil servant that live a low key life have mansion all over the place and their children are all schooling abroad.

2. Why was Abba Kyari one of the most decorated police officer? He was well decorated because he have another source of income (kickback from dirty deals). As a result, he perform his duty not accepting kobo kobo from low life criminal.

A man like Abba Kyari will reject a #100k from a wanted criminal because he is well paid from other. Members of his squad will be looking at him as a saint and will speak well of him for rejecting kobo kobo bribery.

I believe if government signed an agreement with FBI to screen every politician one by one, we will end up having politician between age 24- 35yrs quality for political appointments in this country.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Helpful Information About Bons Industries LTD? by Govocrete: 9:24am On Jul 31, 2021
The number given and that on their website prove to be the same. Likewise the address.

SportsRe: Corruption: Nigerian Officials, Athletes Clash Over Samsung Olympic Phone Gifts by Govocrete: 10:06am On Jul 30, 2021
It's about the jungle justice be meted to all corrupt civil servant. That is when sanity will be restored in this blessed country of ours.

They want to hold on to the phone, come back to impress their side chicks.
PoliticsRe: Hushpuppi: Arrest Abba Kyari - U.S. Court Orders FBI by Govocrete: 5:37pm On Jul 29, 2021
After stoning the devil, it's the devil's turn to stone.

He that stay in glass house shouldn't throw stone.

Evan's, the super cop cup is as full as yours.

PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Speaks On Hushpuppi's Allegations by Govocrete: 2:46pm On Jul 29, 2021
You made too much points related to Hushpuppi accusations.

1. You became his errand boy by accept to negotiate with a tailor to receive #300k for clothes.

2. You took delivery of the clothes at your office and he came to pick it up.

If you can be an errand boy for Hushpuppi and his tailor, what will stop you from harrassing his business partner?

I beg, you super hero cop time have come to an end.
BusinessRe: CBN Orders DMBs To Sell FOREX To Customers by Govocrete: 10:04am On Jul 29, 2021
As communicated during the briefing, a toll-free line has been set up at the CBN for bank customers to escalate unresolved complaints related to their FX

Why publish the story without the number, the number should be made public to indicate seriousness.
RomanceRe: 18-Year-Old Boy Buys BMW For His 25-Year-Old Girlfriend As Birthday Gift (Photos by Govocrete: 8:10am On Jul 20, 2021
I just wish fools knows the value of money. Money is more than just obtaining it and spending it unwisely.

Invest in the future not cars or designer clothes. I wish this guy could see the future.

TV/MoviesRe: Reps Approve Pay-as-you-go, Price Reduction For DSTV, Others by Govocrete: 4:41pm On Jul 15, 2021
Since I switched to TSTV, am glad to patronize a Nigerian owned.

The good things about it is I can suspend my subscription from my phone app if am leaving town and continue from where I stopped when I return.

I can decide to pay #2 daily for my favorite channel.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Man's Bedroom Turns To A Bar With His Looted Drinks (Video) by Govocrete: 4:26pm On Jul 15, 2021
Poverty na bad thing! That means if this guy hammer like some people in 9ja, he will close the entire state down.

Ordinary beer he feels like an emperor.

Come to think of it, South African are devilish looters.
EducationRe: Senate Passes Bills Establishing 3 Universities by Govocrete: 8:59am On Jul 14, 2021
I believe we have enough Universities already, there are some many graduates and half baked graduates with job.

I believe it's better for the goverment should approve mega farm projects and agro processing plants in each Local government.
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Lighted Up Cigarette, Smoked At Aburi, Ghana Meeting (Video) by Govocrete: 11:01am On Jul 10, 2021
Ojokwu light cigarette, Shagari light cigarette how will this help us in 2021.

Must we spend our precious time for information that will always create issues.

To those digging up these information, smoking cigarette in those days was a thing of joy then. Then cigarettes was banned even football coaches smoke publicly.
RomanceRe: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Govocrete: 4:54pm On Jul 07, 2021
ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
Bestie makes best wife, go ahead and keep the pregnancy
CrimeRe: Declining Foreign Currencies In House Of A Customs Officer In Kano (PHOTOS) by Govocrete: 8:32am On Jul 05, 2021
Same happened in Abraka, Delta state many years ago. A Nigeria businessman based in Liberia came home, wrapped his savings (US Dollars) in poly bags without revealing the content to his family.

He dug a hole in his room, called his children and told them the content of that poly bag is the family god, who protect the family always. He told them, the only thing the so-called god require weekly is palm oil. He instructed them to pour palm oil on the spot where the poly bag is buried, this the children judiciously obey for a period of 3 years he travelled back to Liberia.

Upon his return, he dugged out the poly bag to check if the money was intact. Unfortunately for him termite was attracted to the very spot the oil was poured and they ended up destroying/eatng up the money.

When he discovered this he bursted into tears uncontrollably and the children ask why. He told them the true story of his life savings (US$) which was destroyed by ants.

The son who always oil the buried poly bag started crying, he was asked why are you crying? He said he is not crying because of what happened to his father but rather because of the money he spent to buy palm oil for over three years just to honor his father's instruction.

Many children, wives and family are suffering today not because they are destined to suffer but because of the lack of trust or foolishness from their parent(s).

You buy land, build houses, banked money in banks home and abroad, you have investment yet none of your family members know of these savings and when you die other people enjoy why your family suffer.

Let's be wise.
PoliticsRe: Fire Service Workers To Start Carrying AK-47, Other Firearms by Govocrete: 9:03pm On Jul 04, 2021
Here are the list of what fire fighters need:

1. More fire station and truck, presently we have 1 fire truck serving over 5 million people.

2. More fire hydrants at every street to enable them assess water.

3. Better PPE

4. Recruit more fire fighter and give them better pay and life insurance.

They don't need guns rather. You want to give them gun to shoot the populace that is helping them when there is fire outbreak.

The utterances coming from our ministers these days are worrisome.
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Married Lady To Cook For Her Ex In His House by Govocrete: 8:41pm On Jul 04, 2021
BonPatrick:
Good morning guys I leave alone and I don't know how to cook soup but can cook stew and others so I called my ex girlfriend yesterday and she is married last year so she came we went to market and buy food stuffs and she cooked for me. I want to know if is wrong for a married lady to do that?
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This is what am seeing

CelebritiesRe: I Used To Hawk Gala And Mineral - Sirbalo (Throwback Photo) by Govocrete:
Days of little beginning, Mane hawked water too and now giving back to his community.

Hope you still remember those you left behind who are still hawking pure water.

CrimeRe: My Husband Used Me For Money Ritual. (pics) by Govocrete: 12:34pm On Jun 30, 2021
I was born in the night was not last night. Bring up a good story line and we will believe.

Stop trying to discourage those that enjoy the heading game.
EducationRe: ABSU Student Jumps From 3-Storey Building, Dies After Taking Drugs by Govocrete: 6:55pm On Jun 28, 2021
My cousin use to smoke weed in Nigeria before travelling oversea. I learnt he stopped smoking so I asked him what happened.

He said why at his barber shop, the barber told him, he just got a fresh supply of weed which is very strong. My cousin bought a wrap, went home to his 17 stores flat apartment and smoked his weed.

Why on the balcony he looked and something in him was telling him to jump and nothing would happen. He though of jumping for few minutes but decided not to jump.

That experience made him to quit weed.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Lose Interest In Women After Sleeping With Them? by Govocrete: 10:11pm On Jun 26, 2021
One simple reason:

If a guy did not enjoy the act, instead of living in regret for the rest of his life, it's better to move on.
PoliticsRe: Zulum Suspends ACTED, NGO Caught 'Training Shooters’ At Borno Hotel by Govocrete: 9:37pm On Jun 26, 2021
What do you expect from an NGO that its origin is from Kabul, Afghanistan and Paris, France.

They are not NGO but terrorists in disguise.
FamilyRe: How To Check The Expiry Date Of Your Gas Cylinder To Avoid Explosion by Govocrete: 10:48pm On Jun 23, 2021
Hope this was not a sponsor ad by cylinder dealers. This would have been useful if expired cylinders are exchange for free.

People are struggling to refill their gas when its finish, now you are advising them to get a new cylinder every now and then.


nochyemish:
So are you saying we are going to be buy like 4 cylinder in a year, 1 per quarter?
EventsRe: Has Anyone Here Hired Wedding Guests In Nigeria? by Govocrete: 10:41pm On Jun 23, 2021
If you hire people, you will not be able to cater for them. Just publicise the wedding, if you want crowd hold the reception close to the church.

Once few people notice enough drinks and food, they will use their phone to invite people on your behalf.

If you like, kill 10 cow, it will not be enough to go round.

PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Stop Using VPN. You Think You Are Hurting Me By Using VPN (Video) by Govocrete: 10:34pm On Jun 23, 2021
Some people sold Nigeria pride to Ghana in 2017. Why should we believe what they say in 2021.

"Lai Mohammed’s words were described as treasonous by Nigerians on social media who attacked him for betraying them in a decade-old battle with Ghana over who has the best Jollof rice".

He is a polithiefian, they believe they are righteous.

CelebritiesRe: Harrysong: I Have Been Sending Money To A Man Posing As A Single Mother by Govocrete: 8:36pm On Jun 23, 2021
Princewell2012:
The truth is that you are a very stingy person.
What if she is not a scammer?

I can give out two thousand naira without blinking my eyes.

A scammer will not asked you for such little amount of money, even for more than a year. maybe she like you otherwise she would have blocked you long ago

CelebritiesRe: Harrysong: I Have Been Sending Money To A Man Posing As A Single Mother by Govocrete: 5:59pm On Jun 23, 2021
Same way I lady have been posting me for over a year now with sympathetic stories. She even send me her so called mother obituary poster. I refused sending her a penny.

After many month, she started chatting me with another number and picture but sent me the same bank account details. I confronted her and she blocked me on WhatsApp.

See details below, I have volume of her chat, which I never responded.

BusinessRe: How Small Businesses Are Taking The Hit On Twitter Ban by Govocrete: 6:24pm On Jun 22, 2021
My twitter have been work for 24hrs now without vpn

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