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Foreign AffairsRe: Bronx-raised Cardi B Offers To Pay Fire Victim Burial Costs by Govocrete: 7:00pm On Jan 19, 2022
Good gesture and a great relief for the families back home. This feature will cost about $400k-$500k
CrimeRe: Mozambique: Ritualists Target Bald Men, Believe Their Heads Contain Gold by Govocrete: 5:29pm On Jan 19, 2022
The phrase "It's finished" was Jesus referring to this evil generation.

Even plants are taking the form of humans because humans have failed nature.

CrimeRe: BOOM!! Nigerian Troops Overrun Ipob/esn’s Forest Hideout, Recover Sophisticated by Govocrete: 7:21pm On Jan 18, 2022
What is the meaning of sophisticated weapons? I seeing pump-action and cutlass
TravelRe: Truck Missing Enroute To Ibadan by Govocrete: 1:10pm On Jan 18, 2022
Sorry, next time don't hire the services of trucks without plate numbers.
PoliticsRe: Matawalle: Why Banditry Will Not End Soon by Govocrete: 11:18pm On Jan 17, 2022
Greed will always allow evil to prevail.

Until we eliminate godfatherism, occultism and corruption from our politics we will continue to move a step backwards.

RomanceRe: 22-Year-Old Told To Choose Between Her Boyfriend And A Scholarship Abroad by Govocrete: 4:37pm On Jan 16, 2022
Let her pursue her education, while abroad she will have several opportunities and meet with loving and educated guys there.

Better choose education it's the light that will lighten your path forever. While boyfriend day is number, he will either leave you for another, well educated or anyone that can foot his bills.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Donates ₦50 Million To Victims Of Zamfara Attacks by Govocrete: 7:10am On Jan 14, 2022
It's election period when every elephant will visit the mother ant (the Queen ) in the tighest hole.

The mentally ill will receive donations of new shoes after roaming the street barefooted for 15yrs.

While the populace will be fed with promises that will be before fulfill only on newspaper headline.

Shame on polithiefian.
FamilyRe: My Daughter Of 4+ Years Would Not Allow Me And Wife Have Sex At Night by Govocrete: 2:49pm On Jan 12, 2022
Yes, you made a mistake. While attempt making out while she is on the same bed.

If you cannot make her sleep in her separate room now, she will have a serious problem in the future.

Secondly, if she must stay in your room then when you or your partner is Hot, go to her room, lock the door and enjoy the time while she enjoys her stay in your room
RomanceRe: Female Strippers Pray & Speak In Tongues For A Successful Hustle (Photo) by Govocrete: 2:38pm On Jan 12, 2022
I have watched a video clip in 1993 of Madonna doing the same.

When Madonna wants to mount the stage, she holds hands with her crew's members to pray and commit the equipment to Gods hand.

Let us not judge them by just reading chapter 22 of their life history. Let's pray for them for a be a better future.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Govocrete: 7:17pm On Jan 11, 2022
That was how I was invited to a seminar, we where all told that after the seminar we can apply for business startup loan.

After telling us bla bla blah of people the have made million of dollars and live a kingly lifestyles. They now started introducing gnld products as the means to become rich.

Immediately, I stood up to leave I noticed several guys leaving too. They are looking for means to force people into their sales team
PoliticsRe: Hacker Breaks Into NIMC Server, Steals Over 3 Million National Identity Numbers by Govocrete: 11:45pm On Jan 10, 2022
Hacker, why have you given them the reason why we will not be getting our National Identity card.

Since 2013, we are still waiting to get our card, now our data have been stolen.

What next because Next Level have failed us
PoliticsRe: Detained Security Guards, Widow Didn’t Deny CP Entry,Lagos Estate Tackles Police by Govocrete: 9:33pm On Jan 03, 2022
We have read the two sides of the story but we suspect lies from the other side.

I think we should just let go since nobody can get justice knowing very well that every servant (Civil Servant) in Nigeria are a lord who is above the law.

It's only Karma that will handle this case fairly.
CrimeRe: Warri- A City Filled With Rogues. by Govocrete: 6:56pm On Dec 31, 2021
You have painted Warri with the devil paintbrush. Let us know your place of origin and we will tell you our own experience with your people.
CrimeRe: How jiji Is Encouraging Fraud And Not Reliable To Use by Govocrete: 6:50pm On Dec 31, 2021
The
Kriss216:
I love how you drag him to police station. 65% of house agents in Nigeria are criminals and scammers.

They will collect caution fee, commitment feesss and inspection fees just to show you a dilapidated or gore house. The last agent that tried that bs with me 3 years ago, I almost strangled him. Foolish people!
I experienced these agent fees while in Lagos but being in Abuja for over 10yrs now, it's only the agency fee that is paid if you are renting the property.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Caught With Fake US Dollars, Arrested In South Africa (Photo) by Govocrete: 6:42pm On Dec 31, 2021
The shirt says it all.

A - All
D - Days
I - I
D - Dream
A - About
S - Scam
CrimeRe: "Police Officers In Abuja Kidnapped Us, Stole ₦550,000 From Our Bank Accounts" by Govocrete: 9:05am On Dec 29, 2021
08083454444 this is the IG monitoring Unit number, call to complain and I can assure you of a refund after investigation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N100,000 Job Or Five Million Naira Cash? by Govocrete: 11:08am On Dec 26, 2021
Collect the cash if you have learnt the art of how to conquer (control) money instead of money conquering (controlling) you.

With that money, you can invest and be an employer of labour or continue your education (learn a trade or go for a 3-6 month IT course).

If you accept the job offer which likely will be 8-10hr daily, it will take you 4yrs without touching your salary to save up to 5 million.

Only take the job if you are united with stuff like betting, buying things to impress others, clubbing, wanting the world to believe who you are not (living a life of being rich while you are managing to survive).
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Christmas Gift Can One Buy For A Guy Who Uses Designer Stuff? by Govocrete: 6:59pm On Dec 24, 2021
Gift are value base on the heart of the giver and not the worth of the gift.

Jesus recognised the poor women who give her all.

The late Abiola value a gift of pen (Biro) Sunny Okosun bought for him after Chief Abiola sponsor his crew to the US. Abiola asked him, why did you buy me a pen? Sunny Okosun said because anytime you want to sign a chief for people, you are always looking for pen.

That common thing he is lacking, that is what he will value.
HealthRe: Family Confirms Death Of Lagos Diploma Holder Who Jumped Into Lagoon by Govocrete: 10:18am On Dec 17, 2021
jeff1607:
The camera guy isn’t wise
The cameraman was on track before the young man took his own life. It's safer to keep your distance when a suicidal person is in the act.

All he needed to do is try to talk him out of his actions while approaching him gently. In the video, you will discover that the young had his mind made up.
FoodRe: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by Govocrete: 6:58am On Dec 12, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Most of these guys will come back as snakes in their next life....
They also are fish, goat, cow, crawfish, chicken and egg. So why will they come back in the next life as snakes alone?
CrimeRe: Dowen Wealthy Killer Sons Mock Nigerians And Brags Of Knowing Chief Justice by Govocrete: 9:03pm On Dec 07, 2021
Were you in your right senses when you type this
Non-sense?




PENNYSWAP:
Cut your cloth according to your size. The man that lost his kid is not as wealthy as the other kids parents , but based on showing levels and muscle and calming what you are not , him carry his kid go put for place where them pass am.
Let him get justice nah let’s see...

There are good and quality and affordable schools in Lagos but they choose the almighty down based on dowel levels
BusinessRe: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by Govocrete: 8:18am On Dec 03, 2021
Piece of advice. Set up two accounts, one without a passbook or Atm card. The second is set up with an ATM card.

If you need to use ATM use the account without a card or passbook/cheque as a feeder for your ATM transaction account.

Save yourself the stress.
CrimeRe: Pastor kidnapped workers In Nassarawa; Murdered them In Abuja by Gunmen by Govocrete: 6:33am On Nov 29, 2021
Heard this same story in 2008 while still in Lagos. I believe it's a story meant to guide us but not a true story.
TravelRe: Nigerian Government Launches New Electronic Passport In UK, Vows To Tackle Delay by Govocrete: 8:01pm On Nov 24, 2021
Our system is dirty, until we clean up things there will not be any change. Just image the following:

1. Apply for NIN since 2014 yet not physical card
2. Apply for Passport, you are told no booklet
FamilyRe: Should I Move In With This Female Friend Of Mine On Lagos Island? by Govocrete: 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2021
If you make the mistake to pay, you are on your own. Pay only if the landlord will issue the receipt in your name as the new occupant, apart from that you are a squatter who can be evicted anytime anyday.
CrimeRe: Married Man Abandons Girlfriend In Lagos Hotel Room, Rapes Receptionist by Govocrete: 8:40pm On Nov 23, 2021
This look too good to be true. K leg too much for the story
HealthRe: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by Govocrete: 7:03am On Nov 21, 2021
He paid #50,000 for In Cum Tax, now he have been given an invoice to pay Health Uninsured tax.

#50,000 for me na more than 10 babes will share the amount and they will even come back to give bonus.
CrimeRe: If You Found An Iphone On The Street, What Would You Do? by Govocrete: 6:55am On Nov 16, 2021
Take it to the nearest police station and save yourself
PhonesRe: Iranian Hackers Targeting Telcos In Nigeria, NCC Warns by Govocrete: 10:33pm On Nov 15, 2021
NCC should be concerned to tell us the following and leave Iran:

1. Why is our internet connection so poor?
2. Why should you subscribe to a 7 days data and when your ISP experience a tech issue that last 4 days, you have not compensated rather your unused subscription still.
3. Why will you call a number you have been calling and you are told the number doesn't exist.
4. Why call a number a few feet away from you and you are told to switch off or not reachable.
5. Why should we be paying for drop calls?
6. Why should caller tone be forced on customers?

We need to put our house in another before implicating Iran hackers.
CrimeRe: $6M Romance Scam: Nigerian Man Found Guilty Of Conning Guyanese Pensioner by Govocrete: 12:43pm On Nov 06, 2021
Why not tell us the $6m Guyanese dollars is equivalent to US$24,547.
HealthRe: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Govocrete: 8:48pm On Nov 02, 2021
The solution will cost you just #100 to try and you will thank me later.

Buy bitter kola eat it morning, afternoon and at night. Let the world know the outcome within a week. You can try 1 x 3 times a day.

Remember, it's a sex enhancer for men so don't abuse it.
FamilyRe: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Govocrete: 6:31pm On Nov 02, 2021
Dating is meant to determine if both of you are suitable before tying the knob (For better or for worst).

If it was all good before he married you, that goes to show you killed his manly career.

Since you are married, you have to accept the following promises you made:

1. In good health and sickness
2. For better or for worst
3. Tell death do us part

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