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Are you guys forgetting that Benin is center of juju?

So their is such juju and we still allow bad leaders to rule us. Please name all the type of juju in-stock and their usage.

We need the one that can make Naira exchange rate $1:N100, I don't want to say 1:1 which I know is impposican't.

Yeye fowl

moshuur:
Won't this lead to overdose of bitter kola...
is 3 per day not too much

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Not at all, I used to eat over 5 a day in the past

Danny50:
My fiancé has chronic mouth odour but I don't know how to tell her so that she won't feel bad or hurt.

So Guy's I really need your advice medically and how to go about it without hurting her thank you all.

So cheap to eliminate. Bitter kola morning, afternoon and night try it for a month, it will be eliminated forever.

Advising from experience and those I offer the same solution to on naira land thanked me afterwards.

Warning: Bitter kola is a sex enhancer so use mostly.

Try this in 9ja, you will end up inside the cooking pot without consideration that you emerged from soakaway.

I will advise you numerically.

1. Check if truly your uncle owns a hospital. Google is name and cheek on the BBB website to be sure.

***Some years back an American lady was introduced to my friend for marriage, he was told she owns 3 hospitals we later discover it to be false.

2. Due to covid 19, most embassies unofficially suspend visa issuance. They also give denials for those with previous interviews appointment.

***I don't want to mention their names but I know of an embassy that has a 30-month backlog of visa applications. They have decided that throughout 2022 they will only issue visas for undeniable cases, they have decided to use 2022 to restructure their staff and do renovation work.

Given the above, I will advise you to pursue your nursing career and before you know it, you are done. With your nursing certificate, you have something to fall back on and if your uncle is sincere, he can then help you.

3. Signing a contract with your uncle is not advisable.

*** Your uncle may likely use a visiting visa, what if after two years he tell you babe you are on your own. By then you would have overstayed your visiting visa and been branded as an illegal migrant. Do you know the pain of being illegal when caught?

4. If you don't have a passport now, it may likely take you 2-3month to obtain one. Another 3 months to get an interview by then you have wasted a year.

Please pursue your nursing career now you have the time.

Meaning you failed Nigerians that give you all their support during the election.

Even Jonathan thought you would have done better.

No hard feelings but Toyota stopped Venza production long ago.

The headline should be ..... Gifted a Venza.

dfrost:
Your brain is not caked. It only needs reboot. Keep tabs on tech blogs, read about your area more often and please by all means, take baby steps.

Don't do it for the money else you will gas out. Do it because you want to learn it.

Fall in love with it and see how it all falls into place.

Thanks
Thanks, I will keep trying

LeSudAfricaine:
It's exaggerated

I don't think it's exaggerated, I was in SA in 2014 and I saw things myself.

Gbagbuo247:
Please my brothers and I sisters, I will make this as simple as possible. I really need your advice urgently I just have one week to decide.
I have two options facing me:

1: Should I move to South Africa
2:Or Get a Corolla and move to Abuja and do Uber/Bolt.

I have accommodation offers in both South Africa and Abuja.

Note:
I have the money to get the car. And a friend gave me one bed room flat in Abuja with rent Free.

I don’t have any job offers in South Africa. Strictly hustle. Though I have close relations there. Who will still accommodate me.

Please moderator help me move this to the front page I need all the advice I can get. I just have one week to make up my mind.

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Your best bet is Abuja. Moving to SA, it will take you more than a year to settle down and the crime rate there is scary.

I know it's not easy here at home but when you start running from immigration and police in a foreign land. You will realise that there is no place at home.

Nosa111:
For StriAght 3 weeks, been learning web development. Omo! The thing nor Dey enter Brain o. How whona take Dey do am �

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You are not alone, I have been trying to learn one or two things online but it seems the brain has caked.

I will keep trying until the brain harpens like a blade.

Guy don't try anything that will affect your friendship. Is she your wife or do you intend to marry her?

A friend stayed with me for 3yrs, he told me, guy, if you like any of my babes and you fit enter them feel free.

But if I tell you I intend to marry XYZ, as a friend let me know if you have entered here. I will only be angry if I marry her and discovered later that you lied.

Guy, there is love in sharing sometimes.

Player the love bird game/Dig deeper for gold:

If you intend to marry her then start playing the lover's game until she falls in love and on her own she will propose spending a weekend at your place.

Try inviting her out to the cinema to watch movies occasionally. Tell her about movies showing by the weekend which you intend to watch and you will not mind both of you watching it together. Whatever her response is, you will know the next.

Secondly, based on your narrative, she is the jealous type. Are you ready to seek a new job elsewhere?

Once she falls in love even without you fuvking her, she will be like a dog protecting her only puppy (you) in the office.

When ladies fall in love, they give you their heart and if you can satisfy them sexually, that is when you can control their actions/emotions and you are treated as boss at home/office.

But get ready to hunt for a job elsewhere otherwise you will be frustrated by her jealous actions in the office.

If you need help to win the game, let me know and I will guide you until you are in full control.

As long as we are human, we are likely to fall into temptation. Pastors are humans like us, they are not a God.

He who is without sin should cast a stone.

Jesus said, your sins are forgiven. Go and sin no more.

Give yourself a knock on the head to reset your brain if you don't know you are wrong.

She gave you her all, told you about her relationship, prepared a meal for you. Let me address the situation for you.

1. You lied here

" tried to adjust and kicked the plate away breaking it in the process."

You have an anger problem based on your story. She answered a call in which you concluded it was just a casual call from a school/coursemate. You are angry because the call was longer than you expected. I believe you were jealous and felt threatened by the caller.

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Out of your stupidity/anger, you kicked the food she served you in bed and broke the ceramic plate, now you claimed it was a mistake. It was not a mistake but your anger.

How many guys or married men have issues with the babe or wife and are still served their food in bed?

You better be man enough to tell her you are sorry for the sake of the love you have developed for her. Otherwise, you will start writing poems and buying gifts to beg when she is gone.

Why not?

I see no reason why she shouldn't be given an appointment to serve in her state. As long as she is a Nigerian wife she is automatically a Nigerian.

Most Nigerians want to take but not give. We celebrate when a Nigerian is given a government appointment in the UK/US.
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"I went to my room and brought out two envelops containing 500K and 200K and gave my brother 50K from them including $100 each to my brother and my mother".[/font]

You want to give someone #50,000 and you brought out #700,000 from your room just to remove #50k and return #650k to your room.

While trying to locate the lady, you need to go to the nearest market to buy sense. Otherwise, if she is found out of excitement you will bring out #1,000,000,000 just to give police #5,000.

Please buy common from the market

We have heard this on several occasions, please rephrase the statement to enable us to understand it better, because the handwriting on the wall has a different meaning.

You are the only that should know what is good fir you, we can only advise.

You can choose to marry him and lose your relationship with your sister, friends and family.

If you choose him, what makes you believe he will not abandon you after a few months?

What makes you think, he is not trying to use you to get even with your sister?

The educated prefer a ready-made Mr Right they read about in romantic novels.

While the uneducated lookout for potential men.

I thought I was the only one that noticed it during the match.

I bet this is a stunt, the guy's body language prove it all

This is the reason I made up my mind never to buy shoes online again.

I order 4 pairs on shoes in October 2021 from abroad, the size 45 I ordered was 43. I ended up giving the shoes always.

You killed an innocent � angel.

May her soul Rest in Perfect Peace.

Good gesture and a great relief for the families back home. This feature will cost about $400k-$500k

The phrase "It's finished" was Jesus referring to this evil generation.

Even plants are taking the form of humans because humans have failed nature.

What is the meaning of sophisticated weapons? I seeing pump-action and cutlass

Sorry, next time don't hire the services of trucks without plate numbers.

Greed will always allow evil to prevail.

Until we eliminate godfatherism, occultism and corruption from our politics we will continue to move a step backwards.

Let her pursue her education, while abroad she will have several opportunities and meet with loving and educated guys there.

Better choose education it's the light that will lighten your path forever. While boyfriend day is number, he will either leave you for another, well educated or anyone that can foot his bills.

It's election period when every elephant will visit the mother ant (the Queen ) in the tighest hole.

The mentally ill will receive donations of new shoes after roaming the street barefooted for 15yrs.

While the populace will be fed with promises that will be before fulfill only on newspaper headline.

Shame on polithiefian.

Yes, you made a mistake. While attempt making out while she is on the same bed.

If you cannot make her sleep in her separate room now, she will have a serious problem in the future.

Secondly, if she must stay in your room then when you or your partner is Hot, go to her room, lock the door and enjoy the time while she enjoys her stay in your room