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Sicilyjoe:
Hmmm I thought as much, all the same I will keep promising her for heaven and earth while I explore her anytime she came around

Perfect.

All I can say is that have weird-looking eyes. Really creepy eyes. Sends the chills down my spine.

She's fed up with you nigga. The truth is, she's banging another dude. You're just a maga to her.

Na yoruba geh na.

You pay tithe to your pastor, he uses it to buy plush cars, build mansions, buy private jets and gives some to his olosho. And you insist there's nothing wrong in that?

HarkymTheOracle:
RIP to her..


Guy u dey vex o.
Ordinary 5 days na im u dey rant like this,if dem come ban u for 5 weeks nko?

Hehehe, you dey mind the guy? My other moniker was banned for 3 years by one idiotic mod like that for no cogent reason just because the moniker sounded sexually explicit. The ban will expire next year.

gypsey:
i wonder o! and what are the grades of the cars? i mean, all the 4 cars might not be worth one brand new 2017 Range Rover.

People like you are the kind that cannot afford the wheel of a bicycle, yet have the temerity to disparage the achievement of other people.

The guy is a car dealer, whether he has just a single car to sell or one thousand cars to sell. Besides, with hardwork and dedication he will get to that level of car dealership that he aspires to have. The guy was an errand boy last year, this year he already has 4 cars, it's a feat in its own right and worth commending, because at this rate the sky will be his limit in a few years to come.

If you cannot see the how inspiring his story is, then move to the next thread instead of making disdainful comments.

keni315:
but why

After reading your personal text, I'd like to say one thing; please come and be with me.

Berlyn1:
Lalasticlala I see you viewing. ... I miss you

I see you are still very much in the business of showcasing cleavage. More grease to your tits.

GraveMan:
Pardon My Mistake Bro

No problem bro, we are all susceptible to mistakes.

The geh na konfam Olosho. She was giving the puna to two different men, the lorry driver and the corper. Now she don get monkey pox. I'm sure that's not the only disease she contracted, her sex organs are prolly ridden with syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, etc.

Serves her right.

GraveMan:
Bro Base On Experience #BOE
Firstly You Have To Stop Mast*rbating Before You Can Gain Your Weight Back.
1. MSTBating Weaks The Body

2. MSTBating result to premature ejaculation.. #PE

3. You Become Weak When You
MSTBate.

4. It Result To UnHealthy Live


Thats How You Feel.', If You Can Be Determined Over It Bro You Gon Quit It In A Bit, Then After You Can Be Able To Have A Healthy Life After.. It Is Hard But You Got To Be Ready For The Task.
Thank Me Later Bro

Oga, read before commenting. Reading and Comprehension is vital.

Let me break it down for you. He said he no longer beats his bishop, he has stopped. But he's not adding as much weight as he envisages. He wants suggestions on how he can add weight. Dazall.

ThisandThat247:
@InsideOutBlog

The oil magnet and the boxing champ pictured in Dubai today...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6231599_1_jpeg83b5009e040969ee7b60362ad7426573


http://insideout247..com.ng/2017/11/billionaire-businessman-femi-otedola.html

It's oil magnate goddammit!

See the beautiful braids on that girl's hair. Chai! Islam has wasted a lot of innocent souls. I can imagine the level of brainwashing that compelled such young girls to commit suicide.

Mohammed, why?

sarrki:
In All things we are at the bottom

But baba will fix it

Baba is on rescue mission

He's leaving by 29th May 2019. In case you don't know, that's 18 months from now.

Was it a surgery on the anus?

She for wear bikini na. Abi she's shy of showing us the amount of stretch marks and black marks on her nyash? Not to mention the protruding tummy.

Hmm, cancer? Thank God you pulled through.


When I saw the news I thought is was cancer of the scalp. That would have explained why the skin on his head has no single hair.

whateverkay:
You call fried rice and eggs crappy food? Were they supposed to eat Gucci rice and champagne just because they guard Aso rock? Buhari is a prudent president and he won't allow the status quo of wastage practiced under Goodluck Jonathan. 1 billion might be budgeted for feeding, it doesn't mean the whole money must be spent on feeding. Nigerians are used to wasteful spending and Buhari's govt is here to correct that. If a whole presidency can feed with such prudency, then the common man on the streets should be confident that we are in safe hands. God bless president Buhari.

Please shut your trap if you have nothing reasonable to contribute.

A government budgets 1 billion naira for feeding those in Aso rock, including the workers and the presidential guards. Yet the ordinary workers are served measly food fit for dogs, which might not cost up to a total of 30 million Naira a year. Yet you tell me the mofo from Daura is prudent and deserves to be commended when it's obvious that the budget was inflated by him and his goons for their own pecuniary gains.

I really feel sorry for you and your ilk who blindly defend this government of thieving and looting who claim to be Saints, yet everyone of us knows they're all crooks especially the mofo from Daura.

mhizesther:
Lol Okay so you are asking if I got wet by looking at his picture? And I started touching my self ? That's crazy lol.. I think guys do that. U guys masturbate to nude pictures, like once u a girl's nude u just get hard and start doing shits... it doesn't work that way with us

Wow, really? I never knew.

But still I know for a fact that girls masturbate, whether they do it with sexy pictures or videos like guys do is debatable tho.

mhizesther:
He's sexy. I agree

Pardon my asking, how many times did you masturbate with the pics?

What is wrong with her dressing bikonu? She's fully covered, not provocatively dressed, no part of her body exposed, yet a stupid so-called Rev Father feels he can flog a full grown woman like this?

Such sanctimonious idiot! The level of impunity with these so-called men of God is so alarming. Who would try such in a sane place like America. In fact I'm so livid with rage now. That so-called priest deserves to be walloped with koboko! bleeping m0ron!

I hope he went to the cell with his pack of bleaching cream and shaving stick? We don't want him looking like shyte in there.

Samusu:
14 yrs

Omg, the amount of oil in that plate of beans is way too much.

Please don't proceed with marriage. I foresee trouble ahead. Two hot-tempered people within the confines of marriage? It's a no-no. Don't try it.

Both of though should go for deliverance, cos there's a demon responsible for hot temper in both of you. Or, both of you can attend anger management classes for a long time before thinking of marriage.

Who be that idiot wearing singlet?

owomida1:
See fresh Kpomo.
How wicked person go say make I no suck this fresh kpomo V-Jay?
Chisos!!!
How people dey fine like this self?

Apparently, you are high on pussy juice.

Nna Mhen, that guy black ooo! Real coalface!

I knew it must be an Igbo girl. Igbo di mma.

I read this story last year on nairaland.

He's using jazz on the policemen.
You can go to the nearest barracks and let the soldiers handle the case.