shiki:
in this current Nigeria, I'm even looking for a car with 2 cylinders

Dey play. Just dey play

She cheated three different times, you caught her, she admitted cheating & you forgave her only for her to keep doing the same thing over & over again with the same people. One thing I deduce from this is that you don't tick all her boxes. She might like you but there's something you're seriously missing which she wants in a man but you're not that. Then for the fact that she keeps coming back & apologizing & has the guts & even no shame of staying away after she's been caught & also admitted it means there's something else she's benefiting from you which she doesn't get from other guys too so she's swapping all of you to favour herself. One thing is sure. She doesn't love you enough & that my friend is a red flag. Run!

TemplarLandry:

Are you paid to always be online in Nairaland & to comment on lots of topic? You don't do anything else? Yeah you're free to do as you like & it's not my business but do you gain something else apart from being informed?

boldsleek:
Have said it to alot of people.

when my siblings, male friends, female friends, colleagues are angry and venting angrily at me and in the process say what they shouldn't say..., I usually reply with 'I love you too'.

it calms the situation down.

You're telling your fellow man I love you? I'm suspecting you. Why are you gay?

She said her grandfather turned out to be her father while her mother also turned out to be her sister. The confusion wey hit me at this point no be small. Shey na only me the story affect? I had to think & think & think cos it didn't make sense to me. Until it hit me! It actually makes sense but you go calm down reason am. Laslas it's messed up to be honest. Yuck!

Osimhen clinching it would be ojoro of the century. Not even INEC go fit compete

MatrixReloaded:
Ask Your grand parents

Alaye shut up. This is a question we really need to ask ourselves. We're not holding our leaders accountable enough. Even the few ready to do so aren't supported & if majority doesn't support something here, it's off. Instead of you to reason well, you're spewing this thrash.

Before opening this thread, I already suspected it was Racoon behind it. I like some of the articles he shares by other people which points out reality in Nigeria that some people act like doesn't exist but he's always posting being pessimistic posting the bad stuffs. Try dey post good news some times too & which juju you dey always use to hit front page sef?

I don't support fraud but then these guys are heartless. It's bad enough you're scamming whites & painting Nigerians bad all over world but then it's worse defrauding your fellow Nigerians especially at a time like this when things are so bad. I hope the people in jail show them love

Una don go thief Mr Bean's car paint am blue shey come put am for sale shey? No be me Mr Bean go come after. If you dash me sef, I no go tell you thank you

CandyOps:
Wow! That would be a Spotted Dolphin Camouflage South Perusian Snapper fish. It's is so rare that the early natives of Peru considered it a Totem animal. Also known as sacred animal... and is considered to have abilities to restore Fertility in females trying to conceive.

it would be considered a taboo if you kill it.... If you read this up till this point, I want you to know that I have no effeing idea what d hell I'm talking about

Excuse me sir. You are mad.

It's only when they're looking for work at an interview they'll remember it's not rude or wrong but when they think you have nothing to offer, that's when it's rude, it's wrong, don't do that, don't ask this becomes national anthem

DMerciful:
Ali Bongo was saying Gordon nor be Niger especially because his family has been in power for 56 years. Things change!

The level of trust you have in Nigeria's judiciary ehn. I wish I shared that trust too but nah. The result has been etched.

DMerciful:
This overconfidence of nothing will happen is what Ali Bongo was saying last week

Naija no be Gabon

bigdawg7:
Damn! striking resemblance tbh football stopped making sense to me when ronaldinho retired

So what happened to Messi vs Ronaldo era coupled with all other fantastic footballers? Football didn't make sense again with them in action? Wawu! I'm struggling to understand the sense you're referring to. Maybe we & some others here have a different perception of the SENSE in football you're talking about sha. Abi my people wetin I talk?

If that correspondent goes to the Army base Arepo ehn, he don be for am

Not an APC member or really like Tinubu like that but it's clear the tribunal won't unseat Tinubu & nothing would happen. There will be noise of course. So many protests & nagging but then Tinubu isn't going anywhere.

AImiron:
glad I was able to modify lol. Did you saw it. I’m multitasking here.

There’s no competition Messi has won the ballon d’or already boss.

Jesus! Did you SAW wetin? Haaaa

As the saying goes, you never appreciate what you have until you lose it. Rather it's that thing not freely available to you that draws your attention & then the familiarity too

bluefilm:
Man's inhumanity to powerless and defenseless animals.

Imagine being raised so that you will be eaten at the end of it all?

Abeg commot for here if you don't have any reasonable thing to say. Bad belle someone. If you no chop then no chop, dem no force you. Laslas you go be hypocrite. You must have eaten chicken too ooo, you come dey form for here

Been a while since I came across a page like this. It's really interesting. Keep up the work. I hope I can venture into this in the future sha

Generalyemi:


Like for coup in Nigeria ,that will kill all politicians in Nigeria from 1999 irrespective of the tribe

And coup plotters too will kill you

La plant, la embezzle

accordadoga26:
Hahahakikiki


"Reductionist reporters like Mr. Clowes have made it a habit to always negatively slant every single report on Nigeria and Africa while they turn blind eyes to the worse situations in their backyard"

Typical Igbotic trait.

Please, where is Mr. Clowes from?

Are you mad? No it shouldn't be a question. You're mad. Where did Igbo come into this now? You're senseless

For working, definitely. For living (convenience) big lie. If you no get mind ehn Lagos fit frustrate nonsense & bastard commot your body.

Rip sir! Na this man cause confusion for me one time for my primary school quiz in those days wey no make me score 10/10 & and anyone who scored 10/10 suppose get gift. I score 9/10. Simple question. How many colours does the Nigerian flag have? I come dey rack my brain like hot processor. Laslas na 3 I choose. That gift pain me ehn. The babe wey chop that gift come use am pepper me for eyes like. I wan cry. Doyinsola wherever you are, you dey craze

taylor88:


Make una dey deceive una sef

Na who never go Lagos una go tell that one

Lagos environment wey fit kill new born baby

Glorified slum

The only places conducive to live in Lagos are the Igbo dominated areas

I no even know wetin Igbo people dey find go Lagos when they can easily come to Rivers State and have peace

Honestly boss, you don't need this.

[quote author=accordadoga25 post=125415868]Hehehe…

Pigs are already wailing again.

He doesn’t fire an incompetent minister, they will wail. He wants to fire, they are still wailing.

Even CSU will be tired of Nigerians now not knowing the pigs are the only problem of this country.

These pigs are just terrorists.

As usual, you never fail to disappoint. So immature :-

tuzle:
Hmmm, u are looking for trouble. But on a serious note, inter Miami will beat the hell out of kano pillars even without Messi and I am a Ronaldo fan. Is this ranking from fifa because it sounds ridiculous. Maybe one aboki from Kano came up with the ranking

I fancy objective thoughts like this sha that's if you're a Ronaldo fan truly

RawSex:
No wonder he has been scoring every week.

He has been playing with YouTubers and pizza delivery guys

Clown

You never even start work properly, you don join dem

Obrigardo:
Lai lai
This thread will never make homepage lol

Dem shock you titi lailai