₦airaland Forum

Dopeluiz:
Uganda is good also

Brokeness:
I have a laptop with the specs you mentioned. Can you mentor me pls? How do I get in touch? 🙏

tuti:
I need to register a business name in Ghana, can anyone help?

poshestmina:
Rice !
I'd fall sick if I don't eat rice in a day.😅

inoki247:
Lol wake up from your dream if Coke is selling for 200naira when Diesel is selling for over 700 plus how will it now go up when They remove Subsidy not possible cause most Manufacturing company make use of diesel even most of dere distribution truck all runs on Diesel apart from the reseller that uses dere small vehicle that uses petrol....

So if Diesel that they're using majorly didn't make it jump to 500 who come be Petrol so you guys should rest with all this bad wishes you've for the country...

inoki247:
Lol apart from electricity nd maybe security...


Nigeria is far better than Ghana Economically we are better if Akufo Addo try doz shiitty policy's we all survived I don't think that country will survive...


When people say different jargons Abt Nigeria they want to go to Ghana that's better I tell them safe trip nothing cheap for that country even ordinary Olosho he cost....


With all dere 247 electricity isn't even showing in derr economy all dere things still costly than our own where the manufacturing company are running on Gen imagine Coke 30cl for 5cedis thats like 300naira apart from the big eatery in Nigeria 50cl Coke is just 200naira if anyone tells you as a Nigerian that Ghana is better and his living dere ask him to show you his bank statement when he was living in Nigeria and his Mobile wallet in Ghana to see if that electricity makes him more productive and his showing in his life...


As a struggling Nigerian sef you can't afford dere Permit so why go stay in another man's country illegally derr permit cost $500 you will pay it in Dollars not dere local currency we Neva talk tips wey u go pay before dey even approve it which can also be like $500 making $1000 nd you've to renew every Year..

omurphy23456:
SYLVA LINK HOTEL LTD @ 61 ORHUWHORUN RD IN DELTA STATE, IS CURRENTLY RECRUITING FOR THE POSITIONS OF ACCOUNTANTS & AUDITORS. QUALIFIED APPLICANTS SHOULD FORWARD THEIR RESUMES TO omurphy23456@gmail.com & CALL 08028001292 . THANKS.

24SEVEN:
Hi dear, are you living in Nigeria?

Aigbedion141:
Omo! Was a gambler for 4years only GOD knew how he manage to pull me out.
Now I'm into womanizing spent over 300k within 4months.
I'm extremely tired and saddened, And always remorseful! I regret everybit of my actions after chyking olosho(Hookup, hoe).
Once I'm broke sex doesn't cross my mind.
But the moment there is enough capital my mind is filled up with different theories of sex style.
Initially I started it to kill depression, boredom and shyness.
Now I'm addicted, as a knowledgeable man I'm aware it will obstruct my pathway to success and it's diminish glory and destroy destiny.
I'm very willing to stop and will be very grateful to the advice i will be receiving here.
Thank you to everyone who contributed and to everyone who read.. love always.

Bahamas95:
Rice.

I just love and enjoy eating rice from childhood. I don't care about the type, be it jollof, fried, coconut, banga, concoction etc. I will eat it if it's tasty.

I don't always feel comfortable if I haven't eaten rice in a day..... Even if I don't eat swallow for 1wk I won't miss it, but I must eat rice everyday.

jedaii:
Akpu and stew with pork meat

I grew up in a lower middle class South Nigeria family. A well educated mom and a not so well educated but hard working dad. And there is my little sister who is 6 years younger to me.

While growing up I have seen my mom working her guts off to make both ends meet. I particularly remember this because whenever the Principal of our school walked in to take names of students who are yet to pay the fees, my name was there by default. The memory is so stark that I clearly remember the only time my name wasn't called out. That day, I had a grin on my face. It felt as if I was set free after being caged for years.

Then came a high. My mom, while working as an Accountant started an HR consultancy firm which flourished and she made good money. But since she had an eternal spender as a life partner, she couldn't save much. Instead, the money made the wine sellers rich (If you know what I mean).

Let me give you an example of how much she made during that period - She gifted me a TVS Scooty when I made it out of school. Mind you, this is year 2001.

During this period nobody would have foreseen a low. But it was around the corner. Year 2003, a tsunami in the disguise of my mom's deteriorating Health hit our family and what followed were the darkest days of our lives.

My dad took a decision. He decided to send us to our home town(while he stayed back), where he expected to receive financial and moral support from our relatives for my ailing mother. I had just finished my 12th and my sister had finished 6th grade. In a matter of few days, our lives had taken a U-turn.

Palakkad, Kerala. That's our home town.
My sister joined school and I couldn't continue my studies. It came as a rude shock to me. Within no time I went from an effervescent kid to a silent gape addict. Looking at the financial and our mental situation my mother went in to depression. She also had lost 20 kgs by then. Day in and day out we were praying for her recovery. Before the situation could sink in, life took another blow at us. A massive one at that.

My dad could not manage his finances and became more aggressive than usual. He took decisions in a jiffy, one after another. Slowly there came a time where he could not send us a single rupee for our survival. In a short while we were asked to vacate our two room(one room and a kitchen) rented house because we couldn't pay the rent for 3 months straight.

We then moved in to a small hut ​It could not hold the rain. Sitting inside this house during the rains was like sitting under a tree. You don't get drenched but you are also not sitting inside closed doors and enjoying the rain.

The house didn't have electricity, no water connection, no well, no compound wall and no proper BATHROOM. With two women in the house, not having a proper bathroom was horrible. We stayed in this house for close to 4 months. These four months taught me the value of every single breath of life.

We ran out of money and food. One morning we woke up at about 5am and nothing for us to eat, that's when my mom looked at my sis and me and said, "We don't have anything to eat for today". After a few minutes of pin-drop silence we looked at each other and burst out crying. We got in to a group hug and cried for almost an hour. Then, I went in to the room and picked up the Dish Drops (Utensil cleaner), Car Wash and Shampoo sachets that we had purchased from a Distributors few months ago. I had 20 of these sachets, each costing 20 naira-. I saw an opportunity, I waited for the sun to rise.

As soon as it was early enough to go door to door, I started my journey. I went door to door selling these sachets. Where ever I saw a car I got in and spoke about the Car Wash. Where I saw women, I spoke to them about Dish Drops and Shampoos. I turned in to a determined 17yr old who wanted to feed his mom and sis. I was asked to leave at most places as they were not used to door to door salesmen. One man hurled a shoe at me for entering his gate. The shoe whistled past my ear. I think it must have kissed me on the way because I still remember how the shoe felt. It looked like a journey that would not end. I wiped many a tear off my face during this journey. But I did manage to sell a few sachets by noon, by which time I was so hungry that I felt I would faint.

I stopped at a road side hotel which looked affordable to me. I sat there among masons & Carpenters who were working nearby, to eat. I had never been with such people. This was my first, tears started flowing and I ate my food with tears in my eyes. My first meal of the day was awesome. Its the best meal I have ever had. After that day who am sitting with never bothered me. My meal cost me 120/-.

I continued my walk until 4:30pm before I felt I had earned enough to buy rice. I took a bus back home and purchased 2kgs rice on the way. I paid 70 per kg. While I was walking back home I held the rice close to my chest as if hugging a little baby. It was dear to me. My mom and my sis were waiting. When I reached home my mom and sis were elated. We burst in to tears again, which lasted a while.

After some time, I asked my mom, "What did you both eat?". Mom didn't respond. My cute little sister told me, "We went to our neighbour's and asked for some Papayas from their papaya tree, mom told aunty that I like Papayas. I dont like them but I ate it because I was hungry."

Hearing this I just couldn't control myself. I cried and my sis said, "Don't worry brother, I won't ask for chocolates". The group hug was back again. We cried inconsolably for a very long time.

After this day, we never looked back. We somehow made it out of that hut. I found a job as a door to door salesman. My first pay cheque was for .500/-. I remember packing it neatly in an envelope and handing it over to my mom.

I joined another company as salesman and one of my prospective clients made me realize that my english is good and I should be doing something else. I asked him to suggest. He said, "Call Centers".
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What's the food you cannot do without eating?
Pounded yam and Egusi
How about you?

oluwatobi954:
Just call my name to this post. Credit Officer role is hectic. A lots to think 🤔 about; the ridiculous target, PAR management recovery etc.

I'm equally tired 😴

Send job plug 🔌 Biko.

Tundex911:
Set Awon womanizer skills


Lol

Brunosamel:
I just got a message for my first job interview it's a four star hotel I applied for an accounting position I'm not even prepared and I feel anxious. Please guru's in the house how did you handle your first interview enlighten me

Virus20:
Hi,I am a graduate of English and Literary studies,I can teach English and Literature flawlessly,i have several years of teaching English and Literature,i am available for relocation if the pay is good and accommodation available. ,I am presently in Warri ,Delta State.You can reach me on my WhatsApp (08145848829).Best regards.

Charpell:
Hello, I see you have vast experience in programming. Do you think I should use an api to verify the user's details and an api for creating wallets. Or I should do them manually. I know paystack and flutterwave is on the high cost, thats why I am bycotting payments for now

Ajibade123:
hmmm
I am honestly tired of school to be honest

tizteezy:
Werey 🤣🤣

Hahaha 😂

sonssyo:
Sure

Rockyrascal:
wow! you envisaged this to happen and it happened

kenedyx:
@Hamachi

I normally get these before marriage sef.

Infact without these from a lady, I can't say we're in a relationship of any sorts.

Dshocker:
Leg chain is not an African culture...

Besides it signifies she is a lesbian or open to have sex with any random man.

tizteezy:
Why pls?

XAUBulls:
Nicely put.