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Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp Wins Men's Coach Of The Year At FIFA's Best Award by Humanoid01(m): 12:04pm On Dec 18, 2020
guy222:
Flick that is doing what klop can not do with an average club was denie the award, ha!! This people self. In other news the worst coach of the year goes to ole, he won the worst coach of the year and the best var assistant referee.
When was the last time Bayern Munich DID NOT win the Bundesliga, and when was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?
Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp Wins Men's Coach Of The Year At FIFA's Best Award by Humanoid01(m): 7:45am On Dec 18, 2020
ODJ124:
Congrats to him... Though he performed well..

But I think Bayern's coach.. Deserve it.. embarassed undecided




Thread seen...
What Klopp is doing with those Liverpool players is amazing. He won the premier league with 18 points off second-placed Man city. That's a huge feet, considering how difficult the premier league is. Right now he's on top of the table with some of his key players just returning from injuries and others still injured. He totally deserves it bro. As a Chelsea fan, I believe Chelsea would be a beast of a team if Klopp was their manager.
Romance › Re: Strictly For Virgins, Nairaland Men Please Stay Away by Humanoid01(m): 10:26pm On Dec 16, 2020
Zzor:
I've really tried, it's not easy for me, I hardly go out to avoid pressures, I do my own craize within my compound and little on social media but I thank God for still helping and keeping me despite my craize ,I know God loves my heart more than anything, He's been my strength.
You make it seem like being a virgin is what qualifies one for inheriting the kingdom of God. I honestly commend you for maintaining sexual purity in this perverse world we live in, but don't let that be your only priority as a believer. Work on other aspects of your life with respect to what the spirit of God convicts you of, then your joy as a believer will grow bigger.

PS: I'm sorry for breaking the restrictive rule on the thread. I just couldn't help but state my perception.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (1 - 1 ) On 16th December 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:03pm On Dec 16, 2020
JentuPrinz:
Abeg wen Arsenal promo go end??
Oboy I be Chelsea fan o, but e fit be say that promo go end against Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (1 - 1 ) On 16th December 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:03pm On Dec 16, 2020
JentuPrinz:
Abeg wen Arsenal promo go end??
Oboy I be Chelsea fan o, but e fit be say that promo go end against Chelsea.
Sports › Re: UCL Last 16 Draw: Who Can Make It To The Next Round Of UCL? by Humanoid01(m): 12:44pm On Dec 14, 2020
paulolee:
DTS my match of that stage....athletico did it to Liverpool n wud repeat it again...EPL teams na sidechicks to spainish teams, u can ask man.u...
Ask Sevilla wetin Chelsea do them.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Completes 100 Juventus Games With 79 Goals And 19 Assists by Humanoid01(m): 12:17pm On Dec 14, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Y should I have a problem with messi...y dont u attack those that hate ronaldo.....messi fans just started insulting ronaldo for being a tough competition...messi fans are the most useless set of fans
Yes, you obviously have a problem with Messi. You are on every thread that talks about them, inciting a toxic rivalry between the two players even when there's no call for it. If you have a problem with his fans, attack his fans, not him.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Completes 100 Juventus Games With 79 Goals And 19 Assists by Humanoid01(m): 11:48am On Dec 14, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Go check out what the guy i responded to said... u urself , u are a fool... 4kin hypocrite, y dint u condemn what he started ...4kin dwarf follower
Answer this question: Why do you have so much contempt for Messi? Let's lay aside the factual tendency of your points and focus on your negative perception about him.
Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by Humanoid01(m): 11:44am On Dec 14, 2020
Sanchez01, it's 12pm not 11.
Sports › Re: Mikel Arteta Hints Possible Ozil Return To Arsenal Squad by Humanoid01(m): 11:37am On Dec 14, 2020
paulolee:
I see it coming...arsenal dt I watched lacked motivation n creativity bt ozil wahala is dt he is too lazy n hardly engage in marking
No wonder Havertz is likened to him.
Romance › Re: Only A "Real Man" Prioritizes His Wife Over His Mother by Humanoid01(m): 5:39am On Dec 14, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
You are just reading from a manual you don't understand.

From what i understood, your mother will die for you and won't die for your father.

You really think, a mother can die for her kids, don't let emotions and movies trick you.

No mother will die for any of her children...that is facts..

Do you know how many people that have been killed, some of this people have mothers, why didnt their mothers come out to exchange her life for their life.

In this world, it is hard to find altruistic people...very hard...

I know what mothers can do...mothers are as selfish and manipulative as the woman( wife) you accused of being selfish and manipulative.

Don't be deceived.

Atleast, you agree that you will save your wife and children before you mum.
I don't know exactly what you meant with the emboldened text. No offence, but why does it seem like you've not had the best relationship with your mom? Your texts seem to he a little personal.
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Shares Video Of Wizkid, Timaya And Runtown Sleeping On Plane by Humanoid01(m): 5:15am On Dec 14, 2020
Wizkid and Timaya look somehow in the last picture.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (0 - 1) On 13th December 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:31pm On Dec 13, 2020
Mascarro96:
Shit mehn.... am so disgusted,lets just play in the championship and start all over
If this Arsenal team should relegate, they'll be trapped there. Trust me, those teams in the championship division are not smiling.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea - (1 - 0) On 12th December 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 11:34pm On Dec 12, 2020
Seunfretty:
A painful loss for Chelsea but looking at it tactically I think there are things to be noted....tonight's match highlights how much Chelsea needs zyech in there team....a mistake occured and Chelsea had a mountain to climb ....this has occured more than twice this season and Chelsea has ended up tearing their opponent into shreds meanwhile each of this matches zyech was on the pitch even pulisic wasn't in some ...tonight Chelsea couldn't ask everyone much question in attack cos their best two attackers are out injured..that sums up how much Chelsea needs to find a solution ....the team has some dead woods doing noting that could be shipped out for a new attacker to come in....Chelsea is a dynamic team but tonight shows their play solely requires two wingers to stretch the game if nt it will look so blunt....some pple said in the thread Chelsea had to strikers and should score ...forgetting at a point everyone were playing with 10mem behind the ball and 6 tall men in the box ....it's my has easy as we see football sometimes...at a point there even locked down James ....chelseas game was crying for someone to drop into spaces and cos trouble with passes and movement...that kind of player is zyech but if he keeps getting injured weekly am sorry Chelsea won't contend for a title
Wonderful analysis! You said it all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea - (1 - 0) On 12th December 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 11:27pm On Dec 12, 2020
Notatribalist:
You mean next level of losing?
Liverpool are the champions of England, yet they were trashed 8-2 by Aston villa. Losing is part of football, no team is indomitable. That said, Chelsea is a really good team, they just lacked that cutting edge today with the absence of Pulisic and Ziyech. No creativity to break that rigid defence of Everton. So no, Chelsea hasn't taken football to the "next level of losing" . It's just one game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City ( 0 -0 ) On 12th December 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2020
emeijeh:
The funny thing about united.... When you expect them to lose, they'll win. I want Ole out, SO LET CITY BEAT US cry
What makes you think the next manager will be better than Ole?
Crime › Re: Residents Flee Community As Robbers Write About Impending “Christmas Visit" by Humanoid01(m): 4:11pm On Dec 12, 2020
Hateandthunder:
Scam, if they announce before hand, be rest assured the cowards won't be stupid enough to eventually show up.
I wonder o! Why would any serious criminal forewarn his victims before attacking them? I'm thinking this is some sort of prank message drafted by some thugs around there just to stir up fear in the neighborhood.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Timi Adigun Apologizes For His "Inappropriate Behaviour With Females" by Humanoid01(m): 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2020
ibuildstuff:
So god is more interested in people acknowledging him than the deeds of men.
We can do nothing without Him. We live in a messed up world, hence we're all victims of the circumstances we find ourselves, albeit in varying forms and degrees. Our deeds are only limited and we can't do anything to change it. If we do not acknowledge Him first, He will be far from us, even though He's ever willing to help us.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Timi Adigun Apologizes For His "Inappropriate Behaviour With Females" by Humanoid01(m): 1:12pm On Dec 12, 2020
ibuildstuff:
It's funny how someone can commit murder, rape and all sort of evil, then pray for forgiveness and go to heaven but an atheist that commit no crime will go to hell according to your Bible.
If after committing those crimes, their hearts are convicted and they decide to repent from those sins and seek forgiveness, then what's stopping the atheists from doing that? Anyone who does not acknowledge the existence of God is essentially in agreement with the devil, and that is an express way to destruction.
Crime › Re: Panic As Gunmen Kill Siblings In Imo by Humanoid01(m): 11:53am On Dec 12, 2020
Arrewa:
You'll not see children of hate here!!

If na for zamfara village this one happen they'll come to tell you unsafe the whole northern state is.
Hypocrites!
And you chose a thread like this to vent your tribal frustrations? How pathetic!
Family › Re: Ever Been So Broke That You Have Flashbacks Of Money You Spent Unnecessarily by Humanoid01(m): 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020
This one small sef! Have you ever been broke that you had to start searching all your trousers to see if you by any chance forgot some money in them?
Romance › Re: Do you have any hope of recovering a lost dream? by Humanoid01(op): 5:26pm On Dec 11, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
i liked guns and weapons as a kid. i loved watching war films then, so i guess that's what inspired it. But i'm not interested anymore sha.
Lol it seems you quit so easily. Why? You found another dream almost immediately?
Romance › Re: Do you have any hope of recovering a lost dream? by Humanoid01(op): 5:12pm On Dec 11, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
My dream of being in the military, but i have eye problem...... embarassed
That's not a lost cause. Eye problems are medically fixable. I have to ask, what inspired that dream?
Romance › Re: What Do You Think About This Picture? by Humanoid01(m): 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2020
tobechi74:
Absolutely, nothing wrong with it.
The wrong thing is the person who is sharing it to the public that thinks nothing but sex.

What is wrong with a naked mum and daughter. The small boy is yet to be indoctrinated with the society notion of sex.

I see a free happy family
Would you say the same thing if a man did this with his "yet to be indoctrinated" daughter?
Romance › Re: Do you have any hope of recovering a lost dream? by Humanoid01(op): 3:45pm On Dec 11, 2020
blackpanthar:
How is telling you lost dreams supposed to help.


Bro close this thread.... Stop looking for people to join you in your lost cause... Rather help people find their dream.
What do you mean by "looking for people to join you on your lost cause" ?
Romance › Do you have any hope of recovering a lost dream? by Humanoid01(op): 3:39pm On Dec 11, 2020
Growing up, I wanted to be a footballer. Funny how I used to think and say that Nigeria wouldn't win the world cup until I joined the national team lol.

I was so convinced I was going to be one, as well as my oldest brother who had promised to help me pursue my dream because he believed in what I could do on the pitch. My play mates used to call me "computer'' haha, some called me right-footed Messi, some called me Iniesta, etc. This made my desire burn with high intensity that I started contemplating on enrolling into an academy.

Fast forward to life after secondary school, I enrolled into the university and planned to pursue a career in football with my education also in view. The twist: My dream came crashing down in my first year. For quite some time prior to that moment, I occasionally had breathing difficulties and light headedness, especially when playing ball. I didn't take this seriously since I knew it was normal to gas out during sports.

However, it became worse in my freshman year and I couldn't spend up to 4 minutes on the pitch without getting tired, I guess the school stress triggered that. So I decided to see a doctor, and was referred to a cardiologist. I did later on, after the first semester of that year, and then my heart was broken. I was diagnosed with a heart disease after a session of an ECG test. I knew I couldn't have a chance to play football anymore unless God did a miracle.

It has been difficult searching for a new dream since then, but I know it's for the best and it made me realize that some times for every dream we lose, there's another one to dream that will come true, and that God's plan for us isn't always what we want. I also look back at the likes of Hungary's Miklos Feher, Nigeria's Samuel Okwaraji, Cameroon's Marc-Vivien Foe, and other footballers who died on the pitch, and I thank God that that wasn't my case.


So nairalanders, what dreams have you lost and do you have any hope of recovering them, or you're in search for another?
Sports › Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by Humanoid01(m): 8:17am On Dec 11, 2020
OmoAkin85:
lol chelsea fans u never sees to amaze me.well na game of football anything can happen.just talking base on d possible draw .chelsea or dortmund is d only team barcelona may beat or psg ..experience matters a lot at this stage if you know u know
This is a reformed Chelsea team coming up against a Barca team that seems to be on a decline. A confident team not shy of scoring goals, and with a formidable defence. I'm not saying it's going to be an easy game for Chelsea, but I'm certain it's not going to be a walk in the park for Barca like the last time both teams met.
Romance › Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Humanoid01(m): 2:47pm On Dec 10, 2020
obembet:
You are useless
One of my prayers is to have a woman like you -- one who is passionate about football, really passionate. I go search well, what a fun union that would be.
Food › Re: Has Anybody Noticed This? by Humanoid01(m): 1:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Zzor:
Yes I kill such men with stares, that type of stares you garnished with yeye expression, only stingy men goes to the market
So you just stare at a man at the market and assume he's stingy? What if he's single or he just decided to do that chore as a hobby or to have a personal experience? I don't understand why you are this shallow, some times it seems like you are just trolling.
Sports › Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by Humanoid01(m): 10:03am On Dec 10, 2020
themes009:
Chelsea vs Real Madrid We need to teach them something undecided
They can't face each other, they both topped their groups.
Sports › Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by Humanoid01(m): 9:59am On Dec 10, 2020
OmoAkin85:
i laugh in spanish..thats the best fixture barca can get considering they come out second..thats the only big team i think barca can beat at the moment even at barca worse form.overated chelsea lol
As a Chelsea fan, I'll be so happy to face Barcelona at this stage.
Celebrities › Re: "Na Chubby I Chubby I No Steal Your Meat" — Actress Eniola Badmus Tells Bullies by Humanoid01(m): 5:36pm On Dec 09, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
ALL THESE INSECURE, LOW SELF-ESTEEM WOMEN AND THEIR "YOU MUST ACCEPT ME BY FORCE" MENTALITY IS SICKENING.
ONE DAY THEY'RE CLAIMING TO BE HAPPY WITH THEIR BODIES AND THE NEXT DAY THEY'RE WORKING TOWARDS LOSING WEIGHT. IF NOTHING LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORKING, THEY SWITCH BACK TO "SELF LOVE" SERMON, AND THE DECEPTION CONTINUES.
You don't have the slightest idea about what it means to be body-shamed. When the pressure becomes too much, one can be forced to act tough when they're not, especially in a country where the greater fraction cares less about how others feel. I just hope you don't fall victim to any form of body shaming, na that time you go know say e nor easy.

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