₦airaland Forum

nlfpmod:
By SP Benjamin Hundeyin:



@BenHundeyin

Why bring a cursed idíot APC dog like Hundeyin to front page?...nairaland just degenerates further every passing day!

Brokeness:
So during yersternite's duty, this Lexus ES300 Uber/Bolt driver carrying 3 girls drove to my pump for fuel of #3,000 (5 litres) requesting to pay via card, which the POS machine declined (I think it's Zenith card). On letting him know, he pleaded with me to try again.

Normally, I don't try a declined card twice on my pos to avoid 'debit without approval' (a situation where a card is debited but isn't approved by the POS transaction) customer wahala. I do tell them to check another pump if they can't make transfer. But I had pity on him due to the way he was pleading so decided to help out as he wasn't having cash, neither could he do transfer.

Due to the rush in my pump, I gave him the POS machine to hold while it's connecting, so I could attend to other customers.

Brethren, that was my second biggest regret this month (first one was someone that did transfer of #6,000 to my First bank from opay because Access bank transfer wasn't going throughout that day, up till now, I'm yet to see that one) cos some moments later, this dude legit looked me eyeball to eyeball and told me approved to which I asked again, approved? Which he repeated loud and clear, Yes, approved bro. but it was a big fat lie. It had declined again.

My motive of asking was to confirm because I had ran out of paper roll so I couldn't print it out and dude was in a hurry begging me to sale for him first when I insisted to go and get a paper roll, so I didn't bother to verify if it really approved by going back to 'reprint' to check the status of the transaction. I just swallowed his words — hook, line and sinker.

It pains me most from the bottom of my heart 💔 because this is money that I was supposed to add and pay my faculty fees — deadline is tomorrow (I was lucky enough to borrow from a colleague) But this dude and several others effortlessly scammed me and put me in huge debt which would be debited from my salary because I decided to trust my fellow county men.

I still have the failed transaction receipt, and will keep it well. I will upload the pics when I get home in the morning. Though, I don't think I can recall the guy's face if I should see him again, but then, miracle no dey tire Jesus!!


My advise to you all is; 'In all your doings; "Never trust a Nigerian — dead or alive." I have learnt my lessons, albeit the hard way.


Thanks for your time.

No be so una dey scam drivers with your doctored meters everyday

abhosts:
LOL. Time to rehabilitate his public image and rebrand himself as a truth teller and person of unmatched integrity.

Don't mind him, very useless man

dav1002:
Some of us here glorifies riders absurd attitude to drivers because of their mindset of " being professional and you don't know who your helper will be". Who go help you no go stress you na.

As a passenger, you dare not board public buses without having your money intact.

Their buses does not pass through all the rigours Lagos state government subject us to in for of vehicle inspection by VIS. Their buses doesn't enter ocean to pick passengers in their respective homes, nothing like fake transfer and nothing like you will be paid when I get to my destination.

As an adult with sense, let us know what we are doing in this business.

I just had one nasty experience with a rider because of this lackadaisical attitude of fellow drivers

Pray share

TotoGame:
Hustle get levels nah

Sure, my point is that's a working pussy right there, you won't get it for free talkless of get paid to fúck it

Not gonna happen dude

TotoGame:
This woman dey give Sugar mummy vibes...she's pretty😋

Don't even bother, she's a hustler just like you

Racoon:
Humn! Though the trauma is too heavy given the situations with the painful death of his parents, I think the board of trustees of the church ought to have nominated someone different away from the Odukoyas. Church leadership should not be as a result of monarchial inheritance.

Church is a business just like any other

Lanretoye:
public thieves that all your generation ever wished was one of them,miserable never do good fellow.what have you ever done differently even in your place of work that makes you deserve to be the manager ,talk less of a governor or a commissioner.unfortunate fellow,if them nominate you for ordinary adviser you will jump at it

This response is stale already, slave

Enjoy your captivity and make sure to teaxh your children how to comport themselves well in their lives of slavery and penury

Supremos:
More photos

Tomorrow you hear that one idíot somewhere has granted them amnesty after negotiations, then they go for rehabilitation

What is good for Boko, militant also wants his share...and vice-versa

Pakute:
Ambode, leave APC, go and contest under PDP, we'd vote for you... to say Ambode don follow their noise, today e for dey cry like that Agulu loser. Those people carry heavy curse, just tell them make dem carry their support waka.

You want him to end up in jail

Reteat for Public Thieves

Thonyb:
https://.ng/2023/09/15/well-spend-n5bn-to-renovate-governors-office-otu/

What is 'Otu' in Igbo language again?

Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/prophet-impregnates-friends-wife-in-ondo/

Nigerian Pastors...specialists in evil-doing since Zero BC

EcoBrick:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/14/only-four-airports-are-economically-sustainable-in-nigeria-dr-muda-yusuf/

Onitsha would join that list too, anytime the Igbo start using their senses

Soyinka is a fool

He's an old fool, with diminished mental capacity, but a fool nonetheless

Armed robbers

Pakute:
Donald Duke dey try tell mama say her papa side been come from Akwa Ibom plus her mama side been come from Abia state, so therefore, make she no vex if e no dey invite her come chook mouth inside Cross River matter as she only be resident and anything she gain sake of politics na only by priviledge not by right.
In summary, Mama Ita Giwa be like GRV for Lagos but people wey dey drag Yoruba will be hailing Donald Duke for savagery.. hypocrisy!

No parallels here, you ídiot. GRV is paternally Lagosian while Ita-Giwa is paternally Akwa-Ibom as opposed to Cross River

You Jagaban dog-slaves are even more deceitful than your drug-lord and master

fergie001:
There has been some frosty relationship between the former Cross-River State Governor, Donald Duke and Florence Ita-Giwa "Mama Bakassi" as she is fondly called.

Indeed, in May 2022, Ita Giwa knocked Duke for not inviting her to the PDP meeting, saying, “When the destiny and political future of an entire ethnic nationality is to be deliberated upon, it requires that partisanship and chauvinistic sentiments be set aside. All shades of opinion and all tendencies have to be given the space to find expression.

“The recent so-called non-partisan consultation convened by H.E Donald Duke ostensibly to deliberate on governorship power shift to the south and possibility of coming up with a consensus Governorship candidate might have been commendable but for the fact that it was clearly not all inclusive.

“How such an assembly can be called without my involvement and participation is downright insulting not just to my person but the Efik Kingdom of which I represent in my capacity as Mother of the women in the Kingdom.

“It also demonstrates utter disregard for the women of the Southern Senatorial Zone of who by the grace of God, I am a leading light of.

“Even as the matter can be said to be of a political nature, with all modesty I make bold to say I parade the most impressive political portfolio of all political actors in the zone.”

Duke responds


SOURCE: CrossRiverWatch


Earlier this year, during Campaign rallies in the Southern part of the State, the 77-year-old followed up with another salvo, saying the former Governor (Duke) came to the State with a briefcase and squatted in a friend’s house (before he became Governor).

He claimed to not want to insult her yet still went ahead and called her a próstitute

Ashawo that have fúcked Duke claim his díck is small, maybe that's why Mama Bakassi queried his gender. But at the risk of buttressing one of his key points up there (this is a non-partisan observation) it's quite pertinent to wonder and ask, how would she know?

vivalavida:
Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to join him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.

The bad eggs on Lagos roads are mainly state officials eg. lastma, cbd, and local govt staff touts (those ones don't wear uniform)

MrReeseG:
Wait! What is the reason for the sudden hike in price on indriver... trips wey before before I go see 1800, 2000. I dey see 3k 4k there.
I saw maryland 9500 self
What happen!!!

inDriver surge - because of rain

nlfpmod:
Seyi Makinde

Continue blowing scarce forex (estacode) on personal junkets.

Time go reach, make una nonworry

Islie:
https://punchng.com/wike-weakening-pdp-to-run-for-2027-presidency-atikus-loyalist/?amp

Wike is dreaming if he thinks he can ever be president of this country

PurestBoy:
LASG needs to find everlasting solution to this

There is no solution, virtually all of Lagos is below sea level

Putinofrussia:
THIS IS IN REPLY TO THE FOOLISH THREADS BY INSANE IPOBS.

1. While President Tinubu has attracted $14b as investment to Nigeria,Okonjo cannot attract even one Kobo to her Ipob wailers' local govt.

2. Just like Buhari influenced WTO nations to give her that seat,Tinubu can influence her not getting second term.

2. Okonjo Iweala is a slave to Biden,Tinubu,Macron,Ruto etc because she does their biddings.They kick her ass if she doesn't.

3. Who pays the Piper,dictates the tune.
Biden,Macron,Tinubu etc pay the stipends given to Okonjo Iweala and must do what they command her to do not what she wishes.

4. Tinubu controls the army,navy,air Force,parastatals and he is the first and most powerful citizen of Nigeria.Okonjo is just a mere citizen.

5.Okonjo Iweala is even tiny and slavish to the President of UNO talkless of a president of a Nation.

6.The President of Sao Tome is even more powerful than Okonjo Iweala talkless of Tinubu, the President of the biggest Economy in Africa.

Shut your stinking trap of a mouth!

Not one person in your last ten generations has measured up to one percent of Okonjo Iweala:s achievements!

Your idíot father isn't worthy of shining her shoes!

Boldideas:
It's a stop over bro, take a chill PiLL😍🧠

No be only stopover na yakoyo

EcoBrick:
NTA News

No shame at all! This baba just dey waka up and down go places wey dem no invite am

Buhari sef no useless reach like this in 2015, when the idiōt skeleton been start to dey do im johnny walker movement

8stargeneral:
Dey play....breach of privacy for something you intentionally leaked....idiot

She wan make politician come buy her market. If Akpabio fúck am only once you no sabi how much she go make?

All na marketing. I slwear if me sef get tohtoh for this Nigeria na wetin I for dey sell be dat

Tohtoh na product for Naija, e reach to carry register company and na tax free! One naira tax you no go pay on top.

Her breast be like 100 naira blom-blom

She don gi do silicon implant, ashawo

dav1002:
I made more than your monthly income in 3days is different from I profited more than your monthly income in 3 days

Just for clarity sake

Na so dem dey tempt people to enter inside problem

dav1002:
Na driving work talk true

Lmao

Sounds like a driving job but if it's actually driving he won't have 2 minutes of spare time...driver wey dem dey pay 80k plus accommodation, e go serve oga 24/7, 365.

iammo:




Opposition in Nigeria is now some form of mental disease

.can anyone string together any sense in this write up

Is it a joke because it's not even funny





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If anyone has mental illness it's you retarded APC slaves

nlfpmod:
Venita: 26.16%

Whitemoney: 17.22%

Doyin: 17.00%

White money only escaped by the breadth of the fuzz on his balls