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Politics › Re: Fuel Now 141naira/liter, Bought 141 @ Oando In Maryland, How Much Did U Buy? by ifyalways(f): 12:30am On Jan 02, 2012
^Wahala dey oh.

@Topic,I no see buy at all.
Culture › Re: Q From Alex by ifyalways(f): 12:24am On Jan 02, 2012
Medknight:
i'm from Alex smiley

so how do muslims read quran and what's main language?
Forgive my ignorance but where is "Alex" ?

Muslims,as with muslims all over the world recite the Qu'ran in Arabic though there are English translated versions.

What language do you speak in your place?We are blessed with atleast 15 different indigenous lingos with Igbo,Hausa and Yoruba as the dominant ones.
Culture › Re: Should Kalabari And Ijo Youths Be Allowed To Join Igbo Youths UK? by ifyalways(f): 12:12am On Jan 02, 2012
killayut:
Ifyalways The youths are the adults of tomorrow. Misinforming them would lead to unnecessary conclusion when they grow old. I am sure the youths deserve sound education and information to be future leaders .
I don't quite get this,who is mis-informing who?
Culture › Re: Which Day Of The Week Did You Like As A Kid by ifyalways(f): 12:07am On Jan 02, 2012
Wednesdays.Mama always made sweet 'crayfish' jollof rice for dinner plus i have no after school lessons on weds.
Culture › Re: Nigerian Pidgin English And Their Meanings by ifyalways(f): 12:01am On Jan 02, 2012
How e be you?:whats up with u?

which levels/parade?:whats going on?

Cane your line/Face front:mind your business.
Family › Re: The Black Woman's Hair- What Do Your Partners Think? Please This Article by ifyalways(f): 7:06pm On Jan 01, 2012
Outstrip,happy Holidays.

@Stillwater,one of the Okoye boiz,basketmouth and daddy Showkey are all sporting 'dada'(always unkempt and offensive to the eyes) while Lauyrn hill,Dakore are living testimonies of the beauty of 'locks'.lolz

Jenny,that was my school days,dude was a spare parts dealer.
Family › Re: The Black Woman's Hair- What Do Your Partners Think? Please This Article by ifyalways(f): 8:12pm On Dec 31, 2011
Its alot worse in Naija,trust me.

I know how hard I fought and all the problems i had back in the days at a nursing school and my only crime was cos i was spotting a clean locks.(not dada oh)

I also remember going out on a date with a compound fooool who at the end of the day,was giving me money to make my hair the next day,asking me if i was so broke i can't afford to make my hair.Jeez! I almost slapped the guy.People embarass you anuhow just cos u choose to stay natural.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: GEJ Declares State of Emergency in selected LGAs in Borno, Yobe, Niger and Plateau. by ifyalways(f): 7:57pm On Dec 31, 2011
Auwal,you seem to know 'more' about BH.

@Topic,Not yet uhuru.
Politics › Re: Oyo State Govt Set Up Operation Burst To Beat Up Indecently Dressed Civilians by ifyalways(f): 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2011
Na wao.OP where is the source of this tori.

Meanwhile Dayo and co,hope you are watching.Guys with hoods etal wont be spared from the beatings either.lolz

Super story
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 6:09pm On Dec 31, 2011
Mi love Darfur *:-

my sweet corn ie nke a na-ata ata na nke na-eme mmadu na okpa.lolz.I di 4 much,after you na Chocolate.

Ka Chukwu gozie gi too.Ihe isi ike a gaghi ahu gi.I ga aga akwukwo gi nke oma laruo ala Mbano n'udo.

Ngozi front and back this n'afo ohuru a.

mwaaah!
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 6:00pm On Dec 31, 2011
El,I na achokwa okwu!

Nwa Darfur ga-ezi gi ihu oji anyu nshi. . .ihu ozodimgba huru gbafuo.

Umunne m na ndi dim nile afo ohuru oma.afo nmeri anyi(individually and collectively).afo udo na onu(joy),afo ihe iriba ama na ngozi.

Ka Chukwu nye ndi dika Chiogo,ChinenyeM,Chi-baby na umu nne anyi nile di nta ma norokwa n'ulo akwukwo ako n'uche,uburu oma ma chebe ha n'aka aru,mpu na aruru ala nile juputara na UK/US ugbua.

El,Dede,Naijaking,Romeo,Andre na ndi ozo ji nwunye na ezinaulo ka Chukwu gozie aka oru ha,kpuchie ezinaulo ha.

Agaba,Ikomi,Presido,Odumchi,Grafikdon,Ezeuche,Omo ibo,Only truth,Chyz,High Chief,Pro1,Okija,slap1,Asha na ndi nile rugoro ogo iji nwanyi,ka Chukwu meghere ha uzo,roputara ha ezigbo nwanyi,gozikwa aka oru ha.

Wislet,Ghetochyk,Freecocoa,akaraoku,Ivynwa na ndi ozo ka Chukwu roputara ha ezigbo di.Gozie aka oru ha.

Ujujoan,Jenny,Ibo babe na ndi nile no na be di ha,ka anyi buru ezigbo ndi nne,ugogbe di anyi.

Toshman,usu.lol a maghim ebe m ga-edosa gi.Ka chukwu mere gi ebere
Culture › Re: Should Kalabari And Ijo Youths Be Allowed To Join Igbo Youths UK? by ifyalways(f): 5:33pm On Dec 31, 2011
killayut:
This Thread is old but it just popped up on my search engine. Should Nnewi and Igbos be part of a NIGER DELTA republic or should Ngwa and Igbos be part of Niger Delta republic ? The way this would sound to the Igbos is how this thread is sounding to the Ijaws, KALABARI is an Ijaw ethnic group just as NGWA is an Igbo ethnic group, I hope people would learn from this,
. . .and you just had to say this?lolz

Chillax,its just a youth group/association,not necessarily changing their roots or making them become Igbos.Well,since you are here lemme ask this;are their Ijaw/Kalabari youths association/org. in UK?

Happy Holidays
Nairaland General › Re: *~ Ngodus Voted nairaland/Gen Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by ifyalways(f): 5:14pm On Dec 31, 2011
Ngodus?The guy that posts extremely weird stories and links to his blog/website right?

I think its well won but egbon please turn it down a notch with your 'strange' stories next year.
Culture › Re: Linguistic Diversity In Nigeria: A Blessing Or Curse? by ifyalways(f): 7:20pm On Dec 30, 2011
@Afam,yeah you have a point and there's where ignorance comes into play.Though some people,no matter their level of exposure,education etal are and would eternally be homophobic(used for lack of better words)hence a 'curse'(lol) to themselves not others.
Culture › Re: Linguistic Diversity In Nigeria: A Blessing Or Curse? by ifyalways(f): 7:05pm On Dec 30, 2011
^You think that would change anything?I think not.

@Topic,BOTH!
plus(+) or minus(-) prejudice and ignorance.
Family › Re: Abuja, Where Is Santa Claus? by ifyalways(f): 6:55pm On Dec 30, 2011
Seems all Mr Biggs outlets have an in-house santa.Not sure who or whats inside though as im not a fan but if you still need one you can make enquiries at the nearest Mr Biggs outlet.
Politics › Re: New Year Shocker Awaits Service Chiefs by ifyalways(f): 6:46pm On Dec 30, 2011
belabela:
Let's pray that the president will not be the one to receive the shocker!
LOL but word!

He'd be busy planning and deliberating only to see himself booted out of Aso rock.

Both ways,we are still fuucked up.
Culture › Re: Igba Nkwu Nwanyi (igbo Traditional Wedding Ceremony) by ifyalways(f): 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2011
I churu aja ofuma ya mere ikpe maziri ndi mmuo!

Nke nwanyi ama ugbu a na i jidere ya?Gini ka o kwuru?N'uche ke m,o nweghi ihe obula o puru ikwu ma o bu kowa na o bu ya mere o jiri kpa udi agwa ahu.

Ihe nile bere n'abali bu anwunta.Ugbu a,I ga-asa anya gi mmiri maka na agadi daa ugboro ole ma ole,Ogu o ihe o bu na-ukpo onu.Kulie dika nwoke,o naghi adigide!

Nwee anwuri,tuo ndu mmanu ugbua.Ezigbo nwanyi ga agafe n'uzo gi n'oge n'adighi anya.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Bb Torch by ifyalways(f): 4:44pm On Dec 30, 2011
^You for dey wait for calls now,why u add price?lol

Good sales .
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Bold 1 Just 15k by ifyalways(f): 4:42pm On Dec 30, 2011
How neat is it and coming with any accessories?13K.
Family › Re: Wearing Of Lingerie In Bed By Married Women: Good Or Wicked Act? by ifyalways(f): 4:02pm On Dec 30, 2011
Is this a kind of joke or something ?

Lingerie is suddenly un-sexy and a form of punishment?That preacher must be a randy classless bush man.So he prefers a nuuude wife at bed each nite?I can bet pre-intimacy and getting the woman wet too na crime and non existing in his world;just grab the raw meat and pound away.

Anyhoo,each to his own but coming up with "its punishment or wicked" excuse is way too ridiculos.
Family › Re: 5 Things Every Extrovert Should Know About Introverts by ifyalways(f): 3:53pm On Dec 30, 2011
Can one be on the fence,sit comfortably between the 2 worlds?that's how I see myself.
Culture › Re: *~ Ifyalways Voted The Culture Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by ifyalways(f): 7:21am On Dec 30, 2011
cheesy
One of the dividends of a "WAZOBIA-ed" Nyansh.lolz

Thank you! Thank yous!!

Dedicating this award to my idol for this section,Oga PhysicsQED/PHD.You are the best.

Congrats to Andre,ChineyeM,Tpia,Paganaija,Nri priest,Redsun and other frequent and notable posters in this section.We are all winners.

Special thanks to my co-wife,Odunnu for all the campaign and support.Dayo's all yours next year.lolz.You wanna shack BKT?

May we NOT forget our roots,may our different cultures and diversities unify us and may Nigeria rise again.

Happy holidays everybody.
Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! by ifyalways(f): 7:05am On Dec 30, 2011
@Perx,life is beautiful,God is your strenght.Please hold on firm. . .

Uju ajo anu.hows my baby in-law doing?
Politics › Re: Egbesu Fraternity Claim Responsibility For Sapele Bombing by ifyalways(f): 5:06am On Dec 30, 2011
^which levels spambot?wetin come be "precipitate"?shuo!

'enfant terrible c, um president' . . .
Politics › Re: Egbesu Fraternity Claim Responsibility For Sapele Bombing by ifyalways(f): 5:03am On Dec 30, 2011
Egbesu confra still exists?

I thought they've been wiped out and cleared off after the '98 clearance of yenagoa's waterside with their enfant terrible cum president "Colombian Master" captured and sent for life to Ahoda prisons and other terrors like "AB" confirmed dead huh

While in existence,they were mere touts with free access to arms(who supplies them huh) whose main handiwork is forcing the traders at the famous waterside mkt of yenagoa to pay taxes to them,robbery and ofcourse raaaping women.
Culture › Re: Igba Nkwu Nwanyi (igbo Traditional Wedding Ceremony) by ifyalways(f): 4:48am On Dec 30, 2011
Chineke m!
High chief umunne gi adika sure na owu enyi gi nwanyi ka ha huru,o bighi onye yiri ya?Nke nwanyi nwekwara obi. . .iku show n'ezi ebe o nwetagoro onye choro ilu ya.

Anyhoo,dika Andre siri kwue,O bughi nwunye gi.I ga-enweta nke gi n'oge n'adighi anya.A gaghi m asi gi ndo,cos u deserve something better so i'd say. . .Thank God,it could have been worst.
Family › Re: Single And Desperate For A Baby by ifyalways(f): 9:12pm On Dec 29, 2011
@OP,I noticed a fertility center today,they might be of help.Its called "Nordica fertility center" and their advertised website is www.nordiclagos.org.
Family › Re: How Can I Solve This Syndrome Called 'fear Of Poverty'? Please Help. by ifyalways(f): 8:57pm On Dec 29, 2011
What Im about to say is horrible for sure but perharps thinking about death and eternity might help.

Make conscious efforts to remember that one day you'd be gone and all the money wont mean a thing.Vanity.
Family › Re: Another Nigerian Commits Suicide by ifyalways(f): 8:48pm On Dec 29, 2011
@Odunnu,its possible he sent friends request to people before the unfortunate incident.If you send out friend request,the day whoever u sent it to accepts it reflects on your profile as recent activity.

@Topic very sad!
The economy is terrible.No job or future for alot of youths.Our society only recognize the affulent,the rich flaunting and flexing in the midst of the terrible poverty in the land.

Go to the Island and the in-thing now is young boys going to Malaysia to sell their kidney for 10M.horrible!
Politics › Re: Hotel Explosion: 15 Persons Injured As Gunmen Invade A Hotel In Gombe by ifyalways(f): 7:28pm On Dec 29, 2011
Didn't even understand a thing. . .gas cylinder,guns,man handling etal.

Hope no life was lost sha.

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