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jmoore: Dude! the guy (BARRISTERS) said "religiously women are to submit to their husbands in everything! and not to exercise leadership over man!"

But where did Jesus say that women cannot be pastors?

Didn't he support those words with the scriptures??..............

Who is a pastor??......

jmoore: So a Christian woman cannot be a president of Nigeria? smh

Remember pauls words were strictly for the christian congregation........women can be presidents of any country(that's of the world),but not in the congregation Christ presides over.............

Kslib: Even demons sef dey chop .. But it might be true though cos humans are one powerful creatures but distractions are not letting us harness our hidden abilities.... Ok,take me for example,i haven't eaten for 2 months now,though in my case i have been surviving from inhaling garri scent...

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Hahahahahahahaha....................

That guy na scam............not even Jesus when he was a human could have survived 70 years without food and water........

Ubenedictus: hahahahahaha, bwahahaha, here i was thinking i had seen it all, wow! Where did dis come from?

I don die for laugh......youi aint seen nothing bro...more is coming.....I don SMH tire........

Its a big lie..........except he's a demon.......

wiegraf: I agree, laughter is good for the health

www.nairaland.com/1118662/observation-some-nairaland-atheist/1

iirc it became a running joke for a while.

See how buzugee wan spoil dat thread

I nearly die for laugh for that thread........

frosbel: Pastors are not your GOD , when they ask you to fast for 50 days, ask them why , what for and how this aligns with the bible , when they see visions or dreams from GOD for you, ask them how it aligns with the word of GOD , do some study prayerfully and come to your conclusions.

The bolded got me laughing so hard.............lol.........

Good write up.......

Zikkyy: hmmm, 'shayo master' i don dey suspect you for some time now

Lol...................

garri (x8):
Ok! Better late than never.I hope he doesn't get just a slap on the wrist...
..

Lmao........you already know how its gonna end......

obadiah777: BRAH SERRIALINK HAS GONE APOSTATE. HE HAS BEEN SEDUCED BY THE WAYS OF THE WORLD. HE NOW RESIDES IN THE VALLEY OF DRY BONES SMDH

Lmao....lwkmd!!!!!.........smh!!!

Affiliated: 1. Well your post about Job not seeing gravity and concluding nothing was there is understandable so if that's the way it was I'll leave it at that.

2.


Notice I didn't say the bible was wrong. I already know that a sphere can be viewed as a circle. [Refer to image of earth below].
The bible isn't wrong in these claims but it isn't accurate either. And its even worse for a supposed perfect book

Let us ask logicboy the shape of the earth from the pix you attached below..............

Where is he sef??.......

The earth is a circle when viewed from all corners(directions).............which makes it globular........

You guys should at lease respect the bible even if you've decided to be atheists(wanting to do what you like with the thinking that you're not accountable to the Creator of the universe)................

Where pagan 9ja don go??.........

Logicboy03: You picked the one dubious translation that helped your argument?


Mtchew....

Oya just open one verse of the bible that says the earth is flat...the scriptures have proven long ago before science was born that the earth is circular.......the fact is if you agree it would make you drop all your false claims that the bible is spurious..........that is why atheist like your type would keep implying rubbish to isaiah 40:22 to keep your Godless brains going...............

obadiah777: LMAO YEAH IT DOES GET VERY FUNNY. ITS A FASTER TURNOVER OF POSTS. BROS THERE WAS A FOOTBALL MATCH YESTERDAY, I KID YOU NOT THERE WERE MORE THAN 3000 PEOPLE IN THAT THREAD. MUST BE A RECORD OF SOME SORTS.

Lol........them nearly curse keshi die for that thread........there are some threads that I just love to get into on the front page....especially threads on celebrities.....laugh dey nearly kill me..nairaland get serious characters.....

obadiah777: MY BROS I DEY OOOO. I DEY FRONTPAGE. I DEY TRY ARGUE WITH THE POLITICS PEOPLE DEM ABOUT AMERICAS FINANCIAL WOES AND THE STATE OF THE DOLLAR. SO I DEY FRONTPAGE DEY FLEX

Lol...that front page na funny place o....anytime I wan laugh my belle pieces I go just go reside there.....

obadiah777: HEHE MAKE UNA FREE OGA JO

........we jus dey tickle am small.......how far na??.....where you go chuk ya head??.......

Zikkyy: Mr. Anony don suffer

No be small suffer.................

Goshen360: First, You'll need to humbly confront your (in the secret) and show him scriptures that First fruit IS NOT MONEY, FIRST FRUIT WAS A SHADOW OF CHRIST HIMSELF IN THE OLD TESTAMENT. For your pastor to repeat this stuff, I "assume" he only need the member's money.



Cruelty and deceit is hidden in your pastor's reply to the above member.




NO, It's not biblical to the New Testament believers. Not everything that is written in the word (the Bible) is applicable to us Christians. First fruit was written to the Jew under the Mosaic Law and it was a foreshadow of Christ. It's already being fulfilled by Christ and it's NOT money. It was pointing to Christ himself. Let no man deceive you through vain words.

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
But every man in his own order: Christ the firstfruits; afterward they that are Christ's at his coming.

New Living Translation (©2007)
But there is an order to this resurrection: Christ was raised as the first of the harvest; then all who belong to Christ will be raised when he comes back.

Expanded Bible (EXB)
But everyone [each] will be raised to life in the right order Christ was first to be raised [the firstfruits]. When Christ comes again, those who belong to him will be raised to life,

New International Version (©1984)
But each in his own turn: Christ, the firstfruits; then, when he comes, those who belong to him.

1 Corinthians 15:23

Hence, you read clearly from scripture that fruit fruit under the old testament was pointing to the resurrection of Christ and that had been fulfilled. Pastors who teach first fruit are simply trynna twist "Christ's" fulfillment of first fruit into "MONEY". God is watching o!

See exposition naaa.....abeg shake my hand my elder brother................you 3 much.........well explained......

Enigma: Roughly:

He who is truthful and stands firm will not give his heart to fear but will have boldness in the truth . . . . . . come out let's go, stride on, let truth be our light, Jehovah calls me etc etc etc

Another one:

Ọjọ Jehofa de; aṣẹ rẹ si bẹrẹ --- Jehovah's day is here and his rule/authority has started

Ẹlẹri jah ni awa, a n'jẹri lọ l'aibẹru ---- we are Jehovah's witnesses, we are witnessing about without fear.

Now, find and post those your hymns.

there are some new ones ooo...heard them??

joe4christ: I'm of the believe that the OP got those tatoo on while still in da world, but now that you're born again, remember 'Old things have passed away, behold all things are new now.'
your tatoo would not be held against you so long you dont flaunt it, remember God cannot be decieved, he knows your deepest thoughts.
Instead get your clothing that would help always cover up those tatoos cos you should really be ashamed flaunting them out if u trully genuinly got born again, and when asked by anyone why the tatoo on you, just tell them it's lifetime reminder of the gutter christ picked and saved you from (Your former life) in that way it would bring glory to God the father and to the lord Jesus who bought you with his precious blood.
Bless you.


Joe4christ!!!

Very good..........

Enigma: Hmm

Ẹni ba ṣ'ootọ to duro ṣinṣin ki yio f'ọkan rẹ f'ẹru

(snip)

Jade ka lọ, lakaka nṣo
k'otitọ ṣe 'mọlẹ wa
Jehofa pe mi n'iranwọ rẹ etc

Hahahahaha..........abeg translate am for me....abeg you........you really remember am o..........

So you are yoruba??....

Enigma: I know them well and get on well with some of them. In fact, when I was growing up, I was in their 'kingdom hall' a number of times. I even still remember some of their somgs in Yoruba.

really?? ......you still they hum them sometimes?? .........

Enigma: Bidam alone has shown that the cultists and Jehovah's witnesses don't know what they are talking about. I admire his/her persistence, patience and tolerance very much.

Personally, I don't have much time to waste with cultists and other alakatakitis; let them hold on to their belief in a Jesus that was created or that did not exist until he was born by Mary. It is probably only worthwhile to explain the Trinity doctrine to other Christians who are honest enough to say that they don't understand it or for some non-Christians who have an honest desire to understand it.

no matter how you call the Jehovahs witnesses cultists they would still knock on your door till thy kingdom come.....

Boomark: Actually, what i wanted you to do is to tell him that Jesus is not the same person as the Father with whatever you have.

You can explain trinity to those that don't read their bible who don't know their left and right. With the things we know and the questions we have, you can't explain trinity to us.

how do you expect enigma to do the bolded??.....

it would pour sand sand for him garri............. .............

Bidam: wrong again..isaiah 9 CLEARLY SHOWED THAT scripture is talking about Jesus..don't be obstinate and hell bent in not accepting it.other bible scholar have confirmed it..dats another prob you have..you refuse to see that scripture in the light of wat God is saying.

i didnt say isaiah 9:6 isnt talking about Jesus...i only said isaiah 9:6 in no way tells us that it is the GOD of isaac and Jacob that was to be born as a man on earth...that is my point....abi na lie i talk??............that book tells us that a son would be born.....and that son was Jesus the son of GOD and not the Father or the only true GOD...thank you

Bidam: that's my prob.. with you you resort to cheap insults online when someone doesn't share your views and opinions..Do you know whether you are insulting your father's mate haba! i won't tolerate this on my thread..let everything be done decently and in order abeg..

i no insult am...i was just giving an analogy with the tripatite formula...i wasnt insulting him...i am ready to apologize if JOE mistakes my comment for an insult.....

Bidam: LOL..Keep that disillusionment to your self..lets see what rev 1:7 is talking about here..
Barnes' Notes on the Bible
Behold he cometh with clouds - That is, the Lord Jesus, when he returns, will come accompanied with clouds. This is in accordance with the uniform representation respecting the return of the Saviour. See the notes on Matthew 24:30. Compare Matthew 26:64; Mark 13:26; Mark 14:62; Acts 1:9, Acts 1:11. Clouds are appropriate symbols of majesty, and God is often represented as appearing in that manner. See Exodus 19:18; Psalm 18:11 ff; Isaiah 19:1. So, among the pagan, it was common to represent their divinities as appearing clothed with a cloud:

Jesus would come with the clouds after his GOD and FATHER gives him(Jesus) the go ahead to embark on his return.......hope you remember Jesus didnt know when he would return........as you dey sharp mouth for here about Jesus' return without wanting to settle down to reason with precept upon precept from the scriptures keep that in your mind..... .......


Jesus' return is tied to when Yahweh gives the command ""oya go my pikin"..........that is why i would let you know that rev 1:8 was reffering to the Father.....

the Father,Jesus,the angel and John all opened there mouths to talk through out the book of revelation......only one who is sincere would know that it is the Father who is the almighty GOD........

a later chapter and verse butresses this point....

revelation 19:6

Revelation 19:6
King James Version (KJV)
6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

New International Version (©1984)
Then I heard what sounded like a great multitude, like the roar of rushing waters and like loud peals of thunder, shouting: "Hallelujah! For our Lord God Almighty reigns.


i hope BIDAM you know what HALLELUJAH[/b]means??....it means praise [b]JEHOVAH.......

Jehovah through out the old testament and NT has always been known to be the almighty (GOD the Father)........trying to squeeze Jesus into revelation 1:8 would mean you have to erase the whole bible,most especially revelation 1:1....if you can try make we see....

Zikkyy: The message from your post aligns very well with what have been saying. Your post is telling us you consider smoking grass & cocaine a sin because you are of the opinion 'majority of persons take marijuana & cocaine just to get high & do rubbish'. It's exactly what I have been saying; motive is what determine whether It's bad or not. It is not just because they smoked it, but they smoked it to get high.

is there any other reason why people smoke apart from getting high??...please tell me zikky.......

DanielNoble: it seems you don't wanna Read and agree with Isaiah 9:6. Jesus was never scared to tell them,HE only Use wisdom.

GOD does not conceal who he is........through out the OT GOD told his people thousands of times that he was GOD...........isaiah 9 does not in anyway show that it was the GOD of isaac and Jacob that was to come to the earth...........

DanielNoble: i think God the Father is the Soul of Jesus.

what is this HOGWASH??

joe4christ: As i've always stated here, to have a clue about the Godhead you'll need to understand the nature of MAN
remember MAN was made in God's image according to the scripture, and i hope to believe we all believe MAN is made up of BODY, SOUL & SPIRIT.
Each of them are dependant on each other for survival, though the body seems to function more on earth as dictated by nature but nevertheless it does'nt make it less dependant on the soul & spirit.
They all co-exist and are very vital for the efficient livelyhood but once the body dies then shift of authority and responsibility goes to the spirit cos u will now forever exist in the spirit realm.
This describe how the Godhead likely function, three but one in function, unity.

here goes another modalism adherent on the loose.... .....

immortality of the soul don damage ona finish.....


just a little question for you.....

which amongst your tripartite being is greater than the other??

is it possible for you to know something,while a part of your tripartite body does not know??....you must have to be suffering from schizophrenia for that to happen....or from multi personality disorder or Dissociative Identity Disorder....

that should explain why Jesus never knew when he would return but only the Father knew..

tripartite my foot.....

plappville: This one na I AM great and I AM less oooh. How our broda Bidem go take explain this na....

the boy no gree reply this question.....i dey wait for am.....