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fergie001:
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LOL! When a woman feels she's going through delivery pains instead of sexual pleasure, it's time to move on.

andyblinks05:
drop me your whatsapp no. lets talk

Please kindly check it in my signature below

Here's my advice.
1. Let her go back to her parents house. So that she can enjoy the freedom to chat with her ex and also give u a breath of fresh air to help u know what u really and [b]already benefiting [/b]from this relationship.

2.Give urself a big think. Is she worth living and dying for? Ur answer will let u know the direction u should take in the relationship. Whether to remain or move on.

3. A girl slapping you is a bad omen. I wouldn't spend a day longer with such a person. I can guarantee you that she will use pestle to break your head when you marry her.

I just hope u won't be another sucker.

All the best Bro

Op, I am sorry about ur experience.
Honestly, it's nothing new.
Two things are involved.
1. For now ur cock doesn't crave for her...
2. U're not psychologically inclined to give to her.

In moving forward, u need to start doing some of recollection of exciting moments u have had with her under the sheets.
This you will do when she's not with you and most preferably hours before you see her again.

What are those things that turns u on about her especially the salient turn ons like smell, facial gestures etc.

If she's changed negatively physically, then u will need to help her get back to her near best.

Do you more of pre-intimacy, smooch or touch her boobs anytime u have the opportunity, it may just be a split of a second. Better if she's not wearing bra.
Look at her bare tighs especially the inner tighs whenever they are bare.
The more u do these things, the more u're able to your acts back and before u know it, u'll be banging her again.

I won't advice you take pills, just reverse ur psychology

andyblinks05:
Am a graduate (awaiting though) and a NCE holder. I am planning to come to lagos to chase my dreams/passion. I am aware of the ups and downs in Lagos ranging from traffic to cost of living but my dreams are worth chasing. So my issue here is I want to secure a job before coming so that I would be able to sustain myself while I chase my dreams.

I have a place to stay (Festac, Ajegunle). I have benefited from this forum from different people who I barely knew. That's why I decided to bring this here even though I know there are vultures out there but God’s got our back.

If you can help in anyway, please reach out. Help me get my connect abeg.

Lagos is worth giving a try, after all those that couldn't cope either left or joined whining bandwagon.
There's a marketing job in real estate for grabs. I think the pay is 30k monthly but with commissions when u make a sale.

I can tell u off hand that if u don't get a sale over a period of time, u will stop being paid.
But with hindsight, it can help u connect and get better opportunities.

If u are interested, please kindly chat me.

I wish you all the best

Interesting. All these na to improve finances and preserve the round leather game.

I welcome the change.

But with the threat of Ban on founding clubs playing in their domestic leagues,a lot needs to
be put in place for ESL to fly.

Pdp and Nigerians in general have no choice but to stick with this Govt till 2023.
Irrespective of how incapable this Govt is, Nigeria go survive, our people go survive.

HighStar01:
Dear nairalanders,
I am a 40 year old man without a job, home or family.

I graduated from army day secondary School in the year 2000 and immediately joined the army in 2001 at the age of 17 claiming to be 18 and even bought and wrote the Nigerian defense academy exams while still in training in 2001.

I passed out as one of the best recruits and was posted the corps of military police and appointed Lance copral. I was posted to one of the most dangerous division where I continued to trying to get into the NDA and at the same time further my studies.

I wrote jamb and scored 252, was given admission to study law but the army turned it down and since I have no other means of finance I have to continue with the rigrous job.

There are so many instances where I could have lost my life but God saved me.

I was later victimized and dismissed for permitting the escape of a detainee in 2009.

I sold up all my properties including land trying to get justice since I have just five years to retire. I was fortunate enough to be employed in the federal road safety corps in 2011.

I worked for about six months when I was called back by the army. Since I have just a few years before pensionable retirement, I obliged and was deployed to the North East.

We were later court martialled and dismissed for failure to perform military duties, disobedience to a particular order and insubordination.

Ever since then I have searched for job to no avail. My wife has left with my child. My family has deserted me that I was warned to remain in frsc and not to return to the army.

I have even attempted suicide before I was rescued. Sometimes I ask God if he wants me to be a pastor. I even prayed for a dieing Man to test my faith.

I have struggled I in this life and done so many odd jobs which I would not mention.

My question is what did God want me to be.

Pls. I need your urgent advise and attention because am frustrated. Thanks.

I think I have an advice for you.
I am driving at the moment, I will revert later today

Hmmm
It is well.
Rest in Peace Ma.

philanthropic:
You just met this awesome partner that fits all your desires, thar tolerates you, that loves you to a fault, that helps you, that gives you money, that can sacrifice for you, that can cover your shame, that can love you when you don't worth it.

You started dating and feeling the most beautiful relationship ever, then one day, a friend of yours that doesn't know you are in a relationship with your partner, identified to know your partner, and says to have really sexed your partner so hard in the past.

What will you do?

I will do nothing but love her more. It's past, after all I am not a saint.

People can be funny. Is it a crime to be critic of this failed Govt?

As your sun set, may God grant you eternal rest in His bosom.

How have these degrees moved the nation forward?

Amarahly:
I have a lot of videos already.. but because I have no machine it's kinda tiring, I can't do so much with needle and thread. If only I can even find a tutor I can start practicing before I get a machine of my own..

Thanks too...

Ok, that's fine. I get you now

Amarahly:
Wow.. thanks for this info.

In retrospect, start watching videos from YouTube immediately, you are learning and it will quicken your desire to get a machine.
You will also be open to jobs that you can subcontract and something in return because of your knowledge.

Vicibelle:
The worst kissing experience ever…

I met this guy pre-Val day 'you know how it is now unless you chose to be alone'. We made arrangements to watch Namaste Wahala. I don't know if it was the kiss that ruined the movie as well…but I didn't feel the movie either.
Anyways after the whole touchy touchy things, while watching the movie (we were polite enough to finish it). [color=#770077][/color] Unku now leaned in to kiss me… I am not joking when I say there were about a million tiny choku-choku around his mouth.

I have never experienced this kind of pain before… as he moved his face while kissing me those things were piercing my face like needles�.I had to stop the brother and told him I was going home. If his stumble are giving me this much pain imagine when he gets down there�.

The next day I woke up with red marks ( 'the worst beard burn' - I even googled the name of that shit 'I didn't know it was a thing��‍♀️) all around my mouth and I have an average fair complexion ( think Destiny Etiko's complexion). Google told me it takes 2-3 days to heal… Just imagine walking around with that face, thank God for face masks . Guys, do better please use shaving and grooming products abeg. Go to beauty sections at malls or check out male sections on beauty online marketplaces. For example topping favorite list for 2021 is Brandlistry.ng.Who else has had horrible losing experiences, how did it go?

Please Kindly give ur bf ur advice.{bolded}

Amormivida:
Good morning everyone,pls overlook my typing errors, I really need help on what to do, there's this guy I really like, he's everything I wished for, he's been there for me in everything apart from monetary matters, I am the one actually helping him with money and accommodation, he has tried looking for work but it's not forthcoming, the thing is my parents says they won't allow us marry because he doesn't have money, that he can't be staying with me and then later we come and say we want to marry, this guy does everything my dad wants, like cooking for my dad sometimes and runs some little errands for him, we have been to church to pray, tried everything possible for him to get work yet nothing is moving, he cries all the time because my parents says it's an already made man they want asin a man that has money and can sort my bills and take care of me, I don't know what else to do, I have begged my dad, spoken to him to find work for him but still my dad hasn't done anything, I just dont know what else to do, I tried finding work too for him but it's not forthcoming.... I have been so sad because he's the only person I really wish to spend the rest of my life with, he's very sincere too... Pls I need your advice on what to do or how to get work for him or any kind of help pls... Thank you

Men the bolded got me laughing.
Babe you are in love with a boy and not a man.

Make a man out of him or look for a man to marry.

ithink7:
You suspect your girl is seeing an ex. You confronted her but she denied. What’s the best and easiest way to get the fact without putting your relationship at risk.

You need to catch her and not suspect. If you suspect her, she will always deny but if you catch her she will beg.
My friend, i have learnt long ago that no babe is worth dying for, so what the heck do i care who she's seeing.

If she's seeing someone else and she can't defend her movement, relationship is by choice not by force, i will gladly move on.
After all there are better and more faithful ones out there waiting for me to rock their boat. I will simply look for them.

Zzor:
You this Truvel men should understand that the load on a woman (wife) is much and its only nice of him(husband) to put a call through at intervals to check on her,I don't like these nowadays men and their reasoning.Marriage is not sweet with them anymore

You have a point. But

1. Many side chicks have more loads they carry on their heads, You need to come close to some to know.
2. The man himself has many responsibilities too.
3. Part of the woman's responsibilities have been taken care of by her husband.

The reason why most wives talk that way is that they are just too familiar with their husbands.
"After all nothing about the man wey i no know" mentality

How many women call their husbands just to check on him these days, but they will not allow him rest during courtship.

Whether responsibilities small or plenty, the wife will not only manage her home but her husbands' emotions or else,
she's on a long tin.

Ilekokonit:
Main reasons some Nigerian women are single and will remain single forever

They are stubborn, wicked, ungrateful, big mouthed and generally uncouth NASTY pieces of work.
They keep playing mind games that will get them no where with REAL men.
They bring third parties including their friends and parents) into their marital affairs.
They are still FOOLISHLY playing hard to get when they are close to age 40 or more and their bodies and punanis are nothing to write home about.
Multiple men keep dumping them severally but when God miraculously rescues them from the jaws of DEFEAT, they still manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by chasing the God sent man away with their piss taking, selfishness, rudeness and general thoughtlessness.
They take kindness for granted.
They don't think before they talk or act.
They are more stubborn than the devil.

The funny thing is that these scallywags need men more than men need them because men "really" need them mainly for coitus and if the sex is not forthcoming, then men have absolutely no need for them.

But women on the other hand need a man to impregnate them so that they can have children but yet they will still display their demonic stubbornness around a man that can help their ministry .

Mark my words , Na sperm bank Naija women go dey go very soon to get artificially inseminated with sperm from a stranger they have never met and are not sure is disease free and is not a criminal psychopath and they will resort to this in a DESPERATE ATTEMPT to get pregnant and have children before their remaining eggs become unhealthy and useless due to OLD age and menopause. But I can bet that Nigerian women are already turning to sperm banks as a LOT of Nigerian men are refusing to marry Nigerian women as I speak . These cantankerous Nigerian women wey no dey hear word will be artificially inseminated like the cows they really are only that cows are better than women as they give their milk without giving the man any attitude as they realize that THE MAN IS BOSS AND WAS CREATED TO HAVE DOMINION OVER THEM . CHIKENA.

And for those Nigerian women who are lucky enough or crafty enough to trap a man , they had better treat the man as THE BOSS AS 2 CAPTAINS CANNOT CONTROL A SHIP or else NIGERIAN WOMEN WILL BECOME THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THEIR MARRIED FRIENDS and their family when the man they failed to show respect to FINALLY DUMPS THEIR SORRY ASS because of their all round bad manners and nastiness.

A foretold war can not kill a cripple but that only applies to the cripple who is wise and has a TEACHABLE SPIRIT unlike our current Nigerian women who are HELL BENT on pressing the self destruct button due to their ignorant wannabe feminism and over-reliance on their degrees and jobs to the detriment on bowing don to their man and ACCEPTING THE MAN AS THEIR BOSS in order for them to reap the dividends of a happy home.

A word is enough for the wise.

Come on. It's most likely a lady or ladies have treated you or someone close to you badly.

Listen, the reasons why many are single today is their business and not many of these you listed.
Aren't many guys single?

The economy is not smiling on many Nigerians at all.
People now even spiritualise this problem but it isn't an issue to co-habit.

Anyway friend, don't bother about why there are many singlem ladies but be more concerned
about making so much money that you will finance several weddings.
This will reduce the number of single ladies waiting to get married .

haaryobhami:
where in Lagos pls ,been jobless since 2019 and it's depressing

Trade fair

Op u're funny.
I am sorry to tell you that you will be her magga. Buy the first gift and continue to buy until the husband nabs u and breaks your head.
But for the soft arse, it's only in ur fatancies that u'll squeeze them.

Omo guys need serious deliverance especially from people's wives.

There's an English saying "a bird in hand is worth more than 2 in the bush"

Well 1m is in hand , 1bn is not certain.
I will save the energy of tossing the coin with adding to my coffers N1m.
Even if na fuel i take am buy na something.

humorous i must admit.

Ritako:
I am based in abuja, a single mum ( not seeking sympathy with it) am a strong hustler but ve been down on luck, so i need a job within Abuja and if am lucky lagos
I am graduate with B.A in theatre arts and humanities...... i have good managerial and administrativeskills
I have good communication skills, team spirit, zeal to work and complete task, above all with a fast and creative mindset. Please kindly pitch me in any good offer

Will you pick up a marketing offer in Lagos?

Nevertheless, there are other things you can engage yourself in. You can chat me up.

Op, u are lucky she hasn't moved on. But she will definitely do so soon. She's obviously tired of ur games.

U're just sleeping with her anyhow, u don't want to marry her (except with mouth) and u don't want another man that is worthy of her to marry her.

Guy, make more proactive moves to tie the knot this year as next year is too far.

You need to show more seriousness in getting married to her than screwing her.

superjab247:
He is crying because he might not win a trophy b4 knack 40 years and also in advance on behalf of Sweden flop at the qualifiers or world up so e be to cry the cry now.

Do u remember when super eagles promised to bring the world cup to buhari at Aso rock

. u see that one talk oh

Nigerian Police,smh, what can i say?

Zlaitan the god.
That is tears from a football god.
Human afterall.
Lovely player

The young guy is a funny mumu.

RIP Bro.
This life sef, today he is , tomorrow no more.
Just live each day like the last and of course in Christ.
God help us all

exsodus:
I honestly don't know where to start from, but all I can say is that I'm madly in love with my boss at the office. I always think of her any time I see her pass by.
Sometimes I think I should just walk up to her office and confess my love for her but I know this might cost me my job. Please advise me on how to get her attention and also convey my feelings to her

U always think of her when she passes by.
U never start.
U're lusting after ur boss guy.

I will advise you stop staring at her or get another job in order to prevent you from embarrassing urself