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An urchin asking why are Igbo people in Lagos forgetting that he is calling from Sweden
People have been migrating to Lagos before Tinubu was born and will continue to relocate to Lagos after he leaves this world.

So why did Tinubu himself migrate to Lagos from Osun?
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post=120702449:
First and foremost,
The most important thing in all of these is that,
All of us at [/b] pray for a successful surgery/operation for this young girl.
We pray for a healthy life for her.
This is the primary thing.
After that, all the other court issue can go on.
Her health and life comes first.

[b]Get well soon Sonia.
God gat you dearie.
Affliction will not arise a second time in your youthful life.

We Rise.

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In a legal case, you are whipping out silly emotions immaterial to the case. Fly to UK and tell it to the judge. The sins of the father are not usually visited on the father only.

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[quote author=socialmediaman post=120692812]EFCC Arrests Operations Manager of a Commercial Bank for Hoarding New Naira Notes in Abuja



https://twitter.com/officialefcc/status/1622632243196751873?s=46&t=u-1ro7posyNB6RvJfi8MoA[/quote]/
This is not enough.

A video of the manager being whipped with koboko while doing frog jump would have been better. The Nigerian brain only responds to pain and suffering.
EFCC should have damned the consequences and mete out such harsh treatment. Even naysayers would be shocked at how quickly all the ATMs across the nation will start dispensing the new naira notes.

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It is good that he is recycling money within Nigerian.

Stolen from Lagos. Donated to Katsina.

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Yeah!

This is one of the looting morons/proxies they brag about being the hero created by Tinubu. We worship nonsense in Nigeria and that's why nothing progressive is happening.

A Governor with billions of naira at his disposal will award overly inflated roads and flyover contracts, then his acolytes will go to town with vuvuzuela and announce that he is the Messiah. As usual, impressionable sycophants will jump on LISTSERVs to pollute the place with nauseating propaganda.

Cry not for Nigerians. I don't!

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Smart Burna Boy!

Stay away from Diddy.

Diddy can give the Grammy to those who play such game. Has he tried Bobrisky?

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It is the height of sycophancy evident of the lowest ebb that Nigerian has dived into for the wife of a political leader to automatically arrogate to herself some powers and authority that she does not possess. Did you see all the quasi-legal luminaries challenge this anomaly?

It is about time Nigeria starts including the pictures of contestants and their wives in political posters so that everyone will understand that it is a family affair . The same bulshit goes on in the church where the wife of a pastor does a lateral movement and becomes "mummy G.O" because her husband claims to have been called by God. Then idiots start to worship her too.

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See person husband!

So e don reach when people dey delegate their life decisions to strangers. Nawa o!

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KlausMichaelson:
Honestly this has been bothering me for a while now. And I think that this is what is referred to as Misogyny
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I hate the to hear or see the opinion of a female gender cos most times if not all the time, it doesn't make sense. And this realization could make me end up angry for the rest of that day. Whenever I apply logic to actually understand why they make such opinion, I find out that it's always out of emotion and not logic. They also always act before thinking (even when they think, their opinion still doesn't make sense). This is applied to all of them. None is excluded.

A typical example is the Nekede school girl who made a video saying it's the god of my pussy

I just see them as though they have no thinking faculty that is founded on logic. From the posts on social media, Whatsapp and everything. When you look at the motive and the reasoning behind it you will understand that the female gender has this shallow mindset. This is totally different from the male gender, exception to a very few. Majority of the male gender tend to have logical opinions about something.

Maybe I am too much of an observer, I really do not know. Or maybe because I am very sensitive. Sometimes I think to myself that if not that I was born by a woman, I don't see how useful they are, cos they are irritating when it comes to being logical. Try and engage them in a very intricate discussion, you will understand what I mean. The best they can do to appear intelligent is to be good at subjects in school which is always limited to the book they carry around in their school bags. And this is not intelligence.

Now my worry is that, it's affecting the way I act towards them. The worst punishment I can do to myself is to try withstand an opinion from them during arguments. That's the worst. This is giving me a second thought on whether to get married or not, as a matter of seriousness. Cos this is mentally draining to live with people like that for the rest of one's life.

It's really worrisome. Am I the only one?

Appologies if you are not ok with this. But it's just an observation I have come to learn so far so good about that gender.

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One other thing I'd like to point out is that, it's not every male gender that your butts or your body (you shamelessly post on every social media page) will trigger some sort of unnecessary obsession with you. Until then, your weapon is just like a toy gun, absolutely useless. And you are probably useless if you have no logical thinking faculty.

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You are ok.

Just start hanging out with matured women that have something meaningful to say. You are probably more matured than your age. It happens sometimes.

The sad reality is that Nigerians and their pseudo-education are gradually becoming too woke for comfort whereby everything is diagnosed as mental illness. They forget that Oyibo professionals are mostly doing these silly diagnosis because of reimbursement from insurance companies. It is leaning more towards business than treatment.
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YorubaNiBaba:
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Why do supporters of Tinubu always start or end with a disclaimer? Most of them will come online to support him and turn off their comments section. Guilty conscience is the worst thing to happen to a soul.

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Peter Rufai was the best goalkeeper Nigeria ever had. Should we send him to the next World cup to be the goalkeeper of Super Eagles? Pele and Maradona were the best and they knew the right time to retire.

Is Seyi Law of 1998 the Seyi Law of 2023? In every junkyard around the globe are cars which used to be the best in their era. If Tinubu were a car, he belongs to the junkyard.

Remember those who insisted on voting Buhari even if he has a bread label as certificate? Today how far? They have joined the band of wailers after the goat had left the barn. Vote Tinubu? Sure go for it! I will be back to mock you people. On my spare time I go on YouTube to watch those fighting Infront of ATM, gas station or those bitching about scarcity of the new naira notes. Few years on nairaland and reading the comments from Nigerians made me understand that Nigerians are irredeemable and deserve whatever befall them.

Kindly enjoy your suffering in peace.

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Nigerians can only learn the hard way. Our people are known to be nonchalant to the plight of others. These days e don touch everybody.

Thank you Buhari, Emefiele and NNPCL!

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How can he be issuing threats using the letterhead of IPOB when he is not a member of IPOB?

IPOB has dissociated themselves publicly from his madness on many occasions. Simon Ekpa wants sit-at-home which IPOB denounced and called him an opportunistic criminal.

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Unless something drastically happens, I expect to see 1$ equivalent to N1200 in the next two years.

All the indices are lined up for this leap. The recent events about Naira will impose lack of confidence in the Nigerian currency and
folks will migrate to a better store of value. Inflation should hit 100% in Nigeria soon.

All the oil producing countries in South America and Africa are going down one after the other. Oil is no longer the answer if the government is corrupt. Venezuela has the highest oil reserve in the world (304 billion barrels) controlling 17.8% of the global reserves. Her current inflation rate is 686%. The population of Venezuela is 28 million. Nigeria has only 37 billion barrels reserves. Current inflation is 21%(?)--questionable because that's not what the prices reflect in the market. The current population of Nigeria is 213 million(?)--data from Nigeria remains questionable.

Strap on your seatbelts for the bumpy ride ahead. The country is neck-deep in debt. Welcome to the New World economy.

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INEC is not ready for this forthcoming election.
They had years to get things ready but in three weeks to the election, they are acting as if they are overwhelmed with the turn of events. Not that anyone is surprised. Next will be people praying for divine intervention as if God will come down to do things for them. I am not sure that God can still locate Nigeria in the global map. The devil ti take over a long time ago.

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They can protest all they want. When I pointed out what happened to oil rich Venezuela, people feigned unconcerned. The government can decide to lock citizens out of their money in the banks through outright seizure, bank apps not working and no network to conduct POS transactions. What are you going to do?

I am glad that this is happening to everyone no matter their party affiliation--LP, PDP, APC and others. Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Efik, Tiv, etc everyone is equal partner in this suffering. Are you getting your fuel and new naira notes from Atiku, Obi, Tinubu, Sowore or others? Well, let Nigerians keep falling for the antics of the politicians. Like they say, " person wey dey use him head break coconut no dey follow chop am". Let the politicians keep playing kalo kalo with your brains.

Hard knock life. Una must get sense by fire or by force. Thanks to Buhari, Emefiele and NNPCL!

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So how will they ascertain that the voters actually voted PDP after receiving alert?

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handsomeyitayo:
Hello Nairalanders

I do observe that most married couples don't find their selves attractive unlike when they started their relationship before marriage.

I have experienced three married couples like that.

I remember when this my neighbor brought her wife to be then, this man is very jelous and he always challenge her when he sees her chatting with guys in the compound but some years later, they did wedding and she gave birth to two lovely girls but now all those jealousy of those days, he is not doing that again even if he comes from work he will just over look the person chatting with his wife and he comes back late in the night.. weekend he will be indoor not minding the wife is outside still conversating with neighbors I mean male neighbors,but then who dares go near to interact with her before marriage.

Even the other couples they will be doing as if they don't know each other .. I learnt that he said he doesn't find her attractive no more but what made him marry her? Didn't he see the signs she is not attractive.

Even also it happens to ladies that will later say she is tired of her husband.

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No matter how beautiful a lady is, there is a man out there somewhere who is tired of sleeping with her. In marriage, the law of diminishing marginal utility sets in after about 6 months. Some term it "see finish".

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Did you see Buhari, Atiku, Tinubu, Obi, etc waiting to withdraw money at any ATM or at any fuel station to buy fuel? No!

Bad governance affects all irrespective of ethnic or religious affiliation. So those who think voting in a bad candidate based on ethnicity or religion is spiting others should take notes on how collective bad decisions affect all. To what extent did indigenes of Katsina benefit from PMB's Presidency?

Like I always say, no matter who vote, he and his immediate family will be ok. How about you and your immediate family after the election is over and politicians hibernate to enjoy their loot in peace? Your life will still suck. The best you can do is come back here and create a thread for wailing: " How much is bread, fuel, food, etc in your area?"

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9jahotblog:
THE IGNORANCE OF THE WORKINGS OF BVAS IN OUR ELECTION AS RELATED TO RESULTS TRANSMISSION TO INEC SERVER AND THE REPORTAGE BY THE SERVER.



5. In this context synchronisation means that all data on each of the BVAS machine has been processed together in the server such that all the data added up to form a single data. However, this takes time and depends on many factors such as data size, network of service provider, memory of server and processor, internal working of various diodes, resistors etc.

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Digital numerical data are not streaming videos. How much time do you think a server will take to process/synchronize data from BVAS? Seconds! What has various diodes, resistors, etc got to do with this?

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There should be Q & A in these campaigns.

First question to Tinubu: What party are you contesting under?

Don't be surprised if he says ACN.

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You could tie Nigerians on stakes facing a firing squad and they will find a way to make comedy out of it. They mistake stupidity for resilience. Tinubu is a joke taken too far.

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The standard in Nigeria is so low that even when they cheat, they cheat like idiots. No attention to details. Na that kind morons that go copy your answers in an exam and copy your name and matric number join

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Going to a rally is not a guarantee of votes.

There is no reason any sane human in Nigeria should not go and squeeze out whatever s/he can from Tinubu.

It is not about choice. It is about a share of the national cake and Lagos funds cornered by one individual.

Grab what you can when you still can.

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I really like the way Tinubu insults Nigerians to their faces because they truly deserve it.

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This is an example of my complaints about our education. Our people thrive very well in International organizations because there are laid out SOP within which they operate. They may be the boss but there are bosses above them that ensure QA and compliance. But bring them to Nigeria and give them the liberty to implement anything, incompetence stares you in the face. Will Emefiele be this recalcitrant if he is working for an International organization? No! Everything would have been put in place with even mock trials to ascertain the smooth operations. But in our trial and error country, it is an overnight attempt at going full speed on badly fashioned policies. We still claim to be the most "educated" blacks in the world. Is there anything in Nigeria to justify that? What is education?

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Now imagine if Osibanjo is the Presidential flag-bearer of APC. Instead they brought a senile, rickety Tinubu that has less than 10 years of productive life left in him just to continue to turn Aso Rock into a nursing home. He is another Paul Biya in the making. What happened after people ignored all the warning health and intelligence signs that Yar’Adua and Buhari presented respectively? It resulted in a cumulative 16 years wasted part of which the recalcitrant GEJ couldn’t salvage.

This begs the question: Should Nigerians be classified as Homo sapiens? I have my doubts. Homo erectus? Sure! But there is no way in hell they belong to Homo sapiens.

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You can never get this quality of work in the SE.
The governor would rather give the contract to a friend or relation who would built a block of hostels each with two pillars in front and voila! A hospital is born. Thereafter their ubiquitous praise singers will go to town.

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DonOG:
Good morning guys, an incident happened over the weekend which I would love to share with you guys so you can help judge the case because some of my friends are insisting I handled it wrongly.

A couple of my military friends, a navy officer and a soldier came into town last week and proposed to take my girlfriend out so we proceeded to her to pick her up from school. On our way we stopped by a fueling station to get fuel so I gave them a location to go wait for me while I take a bike to pick her up since the queue was a bit much. On our way out of school we came across two guys on the walk way, they exchanged glances and asked each other "what", one of the guys happened to be her coursemate that she already told me about sometime ago.

According to her, the guy used to be an errand boy for a notorious cult guy that used to ask her out during her first year, so the said guy was the one always coming to deliver messages to her. she didn't want to get involved with cultists so she would normally leave the guy hanging around without giving him a response to the messages. After the guy asking her out left the school the guy somehow started nursing a grudge against her.

While we stood at the school gate waiting for a bike the guy showed up again, this time with five guys with him and accosted my babe. He demanded to know why she talked to him rudely, before she could say jack he landed a jaw shattering slap on her cheek that nearly sent her sprawling to the ground. I was embarrassed but had to apply wisdom because the area wasn't my territory coupled with the fact that I was obviously out numbered. I held the guy's hand when he proceeded to slap her again and asked him why he would embarrass me by hitting a lady that was with me. Meanwhile my girlfriend was behind my back hurling insults at the guy saying stuff like he had the gut to hit her because he has started moving with cultists and other stuff I don't recall.

While I was trying to placate the situation, I noticed more guys closing in on us and knew I would be in danger if I didn't leave the place. I somehow managed to get a bike and took her away. My military friends were furious when they heard what happened insisted we go back to the school. I told them to die the matter because even if they are military guys we were still out numbered and we might get seriously injured before their backup comes.

They insisted on going back to the school, we went and as expected didn't meet any of the guys. They made a report to the school security and promised to come back the next day. On our way back they kept making calls and arranging a squad that would pick up the guy the next day while I kept trying to make them see reasons why it was going to be a bad move.

Firstly they can't possibly apprehend all the cultists in the school so arresting the guy will simply make the girl a moving target for the rest of the members and I wasn't willing to take that risk for someone that has just a couple of months to graduate. We might go and display power in the school and go back home while the girl will be all alone in the school without any form of protection, its not like they are going to assign a personal bodyguard to her. What if matters go south and a life or even lives get lost, it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me. I was finally able to convince them and make them stand down.

The following day I brokered a peace meeting between my girlfriend and the guy through the cult guy's cousin that was also her friend though I didn't show up at the location. I even asked her to apologize to the guy for insulting him just to massage his ego so the matter could die down. My girlfriend recorded everything while the guy kept threatening her that she wasn't going to graduate for insulting him because she was with a guy. He went on to say that I was the target of the attack because they thought I would react to the assault on her and maybe fight back. They were even laughing at her that she's dating a coward that couldn't defend her in an attack, I just smiled.

My girlfriend was upset that she had to apologize to someone that hit her, but I told her that sometimes we have to choose our fights wisely. You don't go into a fight with someone that doesn't have anything to lose. Some of my friends feel I am a coward but I still feel I handled it the best way. What do you guys think??.....sorry for the epistle or any errors.

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In a few months, the girl will graduate and leave the school for good.

Then you can let the necessary happen. It is not for the girl. It is for humanity.

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I wish someone can educate Nigerians on what happened to Venezuela with their high oil deposit. This mental laziness has a cure and it is called Abject Poverty that will lead to total breakdown and collapse of the system.

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Some things are certain:

1. Insecurity is also rife in Katsina.
2. New naira notes are also scarce in Katsina.
3. Fuel scarcity also persists in Katsina.

So what benefits do Katsina people deride from voting Buhari? Nothing! They thought they were doing others but they did themselves in. Are the immediate families of Buhari suffering the same fate? No!

So those who think voting for Tinubu is a way of sticking it to others must know that final final, Tinubu and his immediate family go dey alright. How about you and your family? Some things do not exist by wishful thinking.

Fuel scarcity, insecurity, poverty; yet people are trooping to campaign grounds to listen to the same rehashed lies and promises. Can someone explain to sane minds why they should care about the plight of Nigerians? Natural Selection will weed out the weak ones. We move...

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Makers49:
We no longer take you serious here,you are the only governor in the south east that is castigating Peter Obi.

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Soludo is only testing the water to see if he has any political influence in Igbo land. They served him the rejection cold and salty.


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