₦airaland Forum

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While Nigerians are in Africa battling one another over "God of Israel". It is well.

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Arobake:
What's this one not saying?
That's how they fail comprehension tests/exams.
Was the question about low employment rate?
Even if it was, you think our country's emoloyment rate is better than New Zealand's & Australia's? 😮🤣

Ps. And I dont need a visa. I havent lived in Nigeria in over 20years.

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Good for you. When you go for interview at McDonald's or Wendy's feel free to wear your pants on your head.

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It is beyond miracles how Peter Obi became very popular so quickly in Nigerian politics to be giving analog politicians sleepless nights. At the mention of his name, all the looters and accolytes get triggered immediately.

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I haven’t thought about Alex Oti.

I am still stuck on how Okezie Ikpeazu got re-elected for 2nd tenure in Abia State. When education (Ph.D) met born-again Christian family, Okezie Ikpeazu took governance to the lowest of the lows.

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This is why the wife of a rich man who dies prematurely in Nigeria is always the primary suspect.

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Don't use rods so that when the building falls, your loss will be minimal. Heck! Use a mixture of 100 headpans of sand: 100 headpans of stone and 1/2 bag of cement for concrete mixture ratio. Wanna save more money?

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histemple:
Prophet Odumeje said he will soon die. He made this statement during his Sunday service at Onitsha Anambra State.

According to him, His time on earth is short and he has instructed his Son David to look after his Family.

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02AG75Af7NecRiTqb5X58A58ZiE6JAw5KGhd9KseLxbQNr41cXAos725w5iefr1zZel&id=100044640874926




https://tribuneonlineng.com/i-will-die-soon-my-purpose-has-been-fulfilled-anambra-pastor-odumeje/

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People say anything for attention.

People will rush to pay him for the final miracles.

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Arobake:
More recently, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, has a tattoo on her upper left arm. The former Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, has a tattoo on his shoulder.
*just adding to yours.

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Did you say New Zealand and Australia?

Their visa application is open.

Some delusional fellas keep comparing countries with low unemployment with Nigeria. The odds are greatly stacked against you in Nigeria. Anyone who wants to play games with his or her livelihood is free.

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Hamachi:
She has a chain on her leg and not her brain. I know a GM who puts on leg chain and she is ta very smart woman.

It's just as some companies won't take you for using Hijab, the head is covered and not the brain.

We need to have a paradigm shift in our mindset and focus on what is most important.

And if at all a company sees it as being against their culture, is it not better it is discussed with the candidate at the interview.

But I have a question, did the company told the candidate that you did well but because you are putting on a leg chain we can't hire you. We need to be careful with how we get one sided reports
Simple solution would be to communicate that the dress code to the employee.
You reject a good fit cos of leg chain.
Next thing they will employ the incompetent person who wore suit and tie. What is the goal really?
Also what is the meaning of leg chain in Nigeria?
Our mothers proudly wore beads on their wrists, legs, waist and necks so what changed? How did they suddenly become evil in Africa
All is well

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Your belief is your belief. You cannot dictate to an employer. You can wear rings on your hair if you so choose, but make sure you own your business. Even at that, you still need to hunt for customers.

A prospective employee should avoid throwing up the wrong vibes. A position could have more than 100 applicants and employers are looking for slightest excuses to weed the numbers down to one.
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[quote author=maupe post=121881358]

But why is @ChibuikeAmaechi only complaining on 18 March? Why did he not complain on Sat 25 Feb 2023 when the same "forces" were used to massively alter @inecnigeria Result Sheets to transfer votes of @PeterObi to another Candidate ? 🤔 Was it okay then to rob Peter to pay Paul? pic.twitter.com/Em5nNKsW6v

— Atedo Peterside (@AtedoPeterside) March 19, 2023

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That's the beauty of Nigeria. Victimhood is shared equally at the right time.

Ken Saro Wiwa was the architect of abandoned property in SS. His friends in government killed him.
Abiola was the central bank of the governing elites. His friends in government killed him.
OBJ used to be an emperor. Today political riff-raffs cajole him.
Chimaroke Nnamani was Hitler in Enugu. Today he is a victim of political manipulations.
Who could believe that Amechi (a one time powerful governor of Rivers and a powerful minister) will be wailing?
And the list goes on.

Everyone that had once benefited from the government ends up being a victim of the government.

Isn't Nigeria sweet? It is a matter of time.

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Capernum:
Illusion and self deception is when you, Emeka, Oboli, Omoli, Nnamdi and Nkechi are calling yourselves Lagosians because your parents migrated there for business.

The development of Anambra and Imo where you came from are no longer your concerns.

What's your business with who becomes king in another kingdom?

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For the fact that it is paining you is enough punishment.

Keep selling your lands.

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Do you think McOlumo wouldn't have run for his life in the midst of such chaos? 2x2 is strong enough to do some noticeable damage. The only solution is to stop running from thugs--they are mortals too.

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lhordspy:
Who voted ikpeazu two times?

Foreigners? All it took was kerosene, half litre to convince the people.

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Sometimes it feels awkward feeling sorry for the people. They deserve it. I don't think any governor can be worse than Okezie Ikpeazu.

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Most importantly, remember that there is a difference between job and profession.

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Odewaleadesoye:
VANGUARD[/font]

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Why do I find this threat funny?

Every living thing dies.

A 9mm to the head stops noise in a second. I remember how the man in South Africa ran up to Aka and his security....in a fleeting second the artist was history.

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perez100:
I"m just surprised that Labour Party supporters that were labelled online 4 members without PVCs turned out to be threats to APC even to the extent that Sanwo Olu that relaxed for a very long time suddenly became a Phone Repairer overnight. The same Labour Party has made many APC urchins to become so tribalistic that they are all shouting go back to your region if you know you want to vote Labour Party.

I have never heard again from APC urchins that Labour Party supporters have no PVCs or they are only online members. Instead, APC tribal bigots are panicking and playing tribal politics that Igbo wants to take over Lagos State from them. We all know that Labour Party is a national party but the fear of online members is the beginning of tribal politics among APC idiots

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Na so life be...after all na small David killed Goliath.

PDP is gradually fading away. They let the ambition of Atiku kill the party.

Nobody cared about Labour Party until Obi showed up. Who would have believed that LP will be the main opposition party defeating Jagaban in Lagos and sending Sanwo-Olu to lick ice-cream in a mall? It is funny watching those pretentious suckers who claim to pray with faith recoil in times when faith is necessary.


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fergie001:
SOURCE

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Which political structure did they collapse?

The hustle is real. Cash out time.

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Kobojunkie:
That one na bloody lie abeg!

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It is up to the man.

Let her go and don't come back.

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tosinhtml:
Husbands knowledge or not, 5 days absence from home will not make or kill anyone. The children will still be alive by the time she gets back & the husband has 2 months to prepare. You want her to have carry-over to another year because of 5 days.

Omo ona wicked for this forum.

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There are commitments only those who live abroad with families can understand.

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CallmeTrinity:
Mumu op they didn't mean Apple couldn't fix it what he meant was apple couldn't fix it for free because it was outside warranty

So he got it fixed here in Nigeria at a cheaper rate when you convert the dollar to naira

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Don't mind him.

It is not worth the price to fix it when the warranty expires considering that the technicians get paid hourly.

How do they think many consumer electronics end up in Nigerian market? It is cheaper to buy new models with warranty and move on.

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tosinhtml:
Oga, you sabi read english abi you no sabi read english?

So the woman should postpone her school graduation by a year? You sure say you go school at all?

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Which part of "madam already signed up without her husband's knowledge" do you slowpoke not understand?
That's not a game a woman with kids abroad should play. Crawl back to your village if you don't understand the issue.
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What kind of influence do they think Paschal will have on Lagosians? As what?

But he is making the right calculated moves. One can't help but admire his hustle.

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vuxelle:
Hello all,
I need to bring this to this section for better balanced contribution, I have also updated some earlier information due to better information

The husband of a lady is against his wife attending a 4-7 days school course from Germany to the Netherlands. Participants can leave on the 5th day if they want, participants will also get 800 euros as participating fee. The course starts in 2 months' time, madam already signed up without her husband’s knowledge, and just recently told her husband about the signing up (They have been discussing the issue of whether to go or not and the best options). Her husband is against this and told the woman to shift the course to next year because her husband can not travel to be with the children due to circumstances that can not be resolved now. The kids are between (7-12 years). Although the husband will be able to travel later in the year, however, madam will have none of it at all, because according to her, it means her graduation will also be shifted to the next academic session/next year, this, she will never ever accept. So no negotiation about it.

Although the discussion has been going on between both, about the best option, madam suddenly told the man she has resolved to go and nothing can stop her. The husband is in shock, it appears madam has been playing and acting along as if she was genuinely looking for other solutions. Moreover, the husband noted that madam is no longer willing to discuss the issue with the man, as the woman has become angry/rude/verbally abusive. ( the husband acknowledges that this behaviour is not new, as anytime issues like this come up, the woman always throws up this defence mechanism- gets angry, stops talking to the man or becomes abusive/ talks rudely to the man. )

Naturally, the husband is a cool guy though, madam is as stubborn as anything and always has her way on all issues. The man is genuinely afraid that the children might be exposed to abuse and other things, moreover, he feels the last child is too young to be left alone

According to the man, the woman is a good person, but very very stubborn. Everything has to be her way. To the extent that her family has near zero influence on her, so there is nothing he can do in that respect, hence he usually pays heavily for counseling

They are both doing their best for the family (both of them confirmed this in separate meetings with them).

What is your take on this, please?

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The woman is an idiot. No sensible woman with kids abroad will make such arrangements without discussing with the husband first. All the talks about watching the kids, etc would have been ironed out first considering that the course is in another country. She is very irresponsible. Who is she trying to impress with €800 (which won't last a week in expenses anyways)?

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The good news about Nigeria is that it takes little to become a celebrity.

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Failure2019:
I just got fired from my job yesterday and I have no idea why, just out of the blue.

Any advice to help with this. I cried on my drive home because I really enjoyed working there and the pay was good. I guess that's what I get for trying to ever make something of myself.

I try to make an honest living as a young man trying to enter the workforce and this is what happens.
Is it time to become an unemployed once again?

I feel bleeped. Life is bleeped. I just wanted a nice house, a wife and a little savings I'm the bank. Guess that's not happening

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Perhaps you should start with substituting that "Failure" in your moniker to stop speaking failure into existence in your life.

How old are you? Just loss of a job and you feel like this? I bet you have heard of someone being a man. It has little to do with what's between your legs. A time like this is what creates a "man". Welcome to the induction ceremony.

You will be ok.

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Insultme:
This is a true life story and it's really a long epistle, so take your time to read it. Insults and advice are welcomed as well.

There is this girl we're dating in Nigeria, which I intend to Marry though eventually. It started that I got my student visa in Nov 2021, so instead of me coming alone and leaving her alone back home, I decided to get Married to her same Nov 2021 and same year I did my house warming, that was in December. So she moved in to my house and I traveled for my Masters in January 2022.

So I came in alone to put everything in place, renting apartment and starting my studies. It was really an heculeous task, my eyes see shege as I was unable to pass through verification / affordability check, so I had to offer 6 month upfront before I was later considered. By end of January, she started with she is feeling lonely and can't stay alone in the house, so I started processing her visa February and I went back to Nigeria during Easter to bring her myself, just to avoid unnecessary wàhálà at the POE.

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The best way to minimize your loss from digging a deep hole is to stop digging. You already know how it will end but you choose to be in denial. I will definitely pull a stop loss if I were in your shoes.

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Every invasive procedure carries a certain amount of risk. Why anyone would do this for looks shocks me.
Many have gone and many will still go chasing the "perfect" body. The bad thing about cosmetic surgery is that the patient becomes a customer. Everytime she comes for a checkup, the doctor will point out other imperfections that need to be addressed. It never ends until a once beautiful lady starts looking like a bloated cat or worse, dead.

There is a reason health insurance companies refuse to cover them.

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raskymonojendor:
The two most experienced candidates for this election are Doherty and Sanwo Olu.

Chinedu GRV is just riding on the waves of Labour Party. He lost local government chairmanship election under Kowa Party, then moved to PDP. He lost Lagos senatorial east election under PDP, then moved to Labour Party. I wonder what Party he would be moving to after losing to Sanwo Olu.

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CVs from Nigerians always look outstanding until you offer them a job with minimal supervision. Nigerians are obedient slaves in their professions with SOP under direct supervision of a boss. That's why you can get the best Nigerian brain abroad and throw him/her in the chaos called Nigeria as a Chief Executive and the performance will be abysmal.

Do you want to see the CV of Okezie Ikpeazu?

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If only Lagos government can clean up Lekki and environs which are slated to be modern Lagos. Bad roads everywhere. Inside the estates may be ok but the State government is lacking in development. Once you drive out from any estate, the rot called Lagos will stare you in the face.

Lagos will be unbeatable in Africa if the State government can focus on the internal road network.

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If that's all it takes for now...good! These are not ordinary times. It is not as if the meat-sellers and drivers are going to the banks everyday to make deposits.

Accept the damn old notes. When due, go to cybercafe or wherever (perhaps your phone) and generate the goddamn CBN code. It is inconvenient....sure but it beats not making sales. The Emefiele induced confusion is worse. There seems to be light at the end of the tunnel. FG/Emefiele making things hard while the public make it harder.

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She was a frequent visitor to Tinubu's house even before he publicly declared for the Presidency. The statement is not unexpected. The concern to Nigerians is why Oyibo statements usually carry more weight than that of the best in Nigeria.

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Vinnie2000:
Great one, Peter of Psquaree! 👍

Our Nairaland Urchins are suppose to be Celebrating Tinubu's Rigged victory every now and then
But Peter Obi and IGBO can NOT leave their mouths, Heart and Soul! 😕

Never seen this kind of madness/Obsession B4! 😟

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If only we can see the pictures, videos and lifestyles of the people we respond to on NL, you will admit that some of them don't deserve the attention you give them.

You will be shocked that calling them urchins is an undeserved promotion.

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