₦airaland Forum

slowice:
Because your mother useless or maybe born you for a drunkard father say na hoe she be nor mean say every woman dey as useless as her. Sorry, now I see where your stupidity emanated from.

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I know you are soft. I wanted to make you cry.

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slowice:
God bless you for making dad this joyed... See tears of joy



My sad is no more, I pray to be able to make my mom this happy one day

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It is a rare occurrence for guys to bless their father this way.

Wetin concern your mom for this matter?

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Esseite:
Either plagiarism, copyright infringement or intellectual theft they all have one thing in common... Theft...

In as much as the VP does not handle his social media accounts, it goes to show the level of incompetence amongst aides in such high level of office. As approval of the tweet would have definitely passed through various tables.

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It is a matter of semantics.

The same as arguing that someone committed burglary but not robbery.

All na theft!

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HonNL:
EFCC

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How come the upper forehead and face come be different colours?

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[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=108562359][/quote]/

Who fails to plan, plans to fail.

What makes you think you can urgently obtain a Nigerian passport officially?

They don't have the booklets. What other explanation (s) do you expect? This problem has lingered for years but got worse after covid started. So you should have planned better for the disappointment.

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Foreverdope:
A dramatic scene played out at a mall when a lady proposed marriage to her boyfriend but he turned her down.

In a video which surfaced online, the woman went on her knee to propose in public and the young man was taken aback as he felt greatly embarrassed.

He politely asked his girlfriend to get up amidst pleas from her and onlookers who were telling him to say yes.

When all persuasions failed, and the man refused to accept her proposal, the lady handed him a dirty slap for the rejection considering the fact their relationship had no direction after six years of dating.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ds59dAdBxE

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Unnecessary drama.

If an attractive female stranger proposes to me in public, I will say "Yes!" Wetin concern me? Engagement no be marriage. After we leave the scene, I will return the ring and counsel her. Just to show that I no send her or anybody.

Sebi Oyedepo don ginger dem for Shiloh say blank paper go turn to marriage certificate. We expect more of these proposals.

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The traditional rulers forgot that who dey chop with devil dey use long spoon. At this point, nobody knows if na the devil they support they kill them abi their people they sold out don turn against them.

As e dey be, e be like say Hope don be governor but he no go see peace one day.

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IgiveLadiesBj:
Hello people of Nairaland, I am at the point of my life where I want to stop pleasing people regardless.

I find it difficult to say no especially to family and close friends and this has affected me badly in all ramifications especially in financial terms.
Please how do I say No and stand my ground without feeling bad or even care how they feel after I say no

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It is not easy to say NO. It will take a serious life crisis to reformat your brain. After friends, families and acquaintances abandon you during trying times, you will be forced to reevaluate your life. Thereafter, saying NO will come very easy. Until then, keep trying.

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EkehPraise:
Like every well brought up young man, I'm in my early 30's and really doing fine at least I'm not begging for anything from anyone.

I set out this year to wife my girlfriend whom I had dated for 2 years but her character made me think twice so we broke up and I moved on. I have tried to make friends with matured ladies in the church I worship but it's been from one bad experience to another.

Ever since I started looking for a woman to call my wife I have been meeting different characteristics of women.
Within the space of 1 year I've met one who is a maniac, one I met at a hangout didn't hesitate to show her lazy attitude the day she came to my place to see I'm a bit comfortable, another one I met recently in church turned out to be a thief.

2021 is almost over and I'm yet to find a wife. Where do you advice I go in search for a good woman?

Wife material scarce oh!

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Did you see a video of Shiloh 2021? Plenty women dey market but no wife.

Single ladies are busy chasing the fantasy they read about online instead of facing reality. Try any of the Colleges of Education--the ladies there are being snapped up quickly. A lot of "reasonable" bachelors have turned their backs on the co-habiting, ill-mannered, yahoo-boys'-destroyed, materialistic, online-begging, catfishing, sugar-daddies-prone, semi-literate, runs girls (masquerading as students) that litter our universities and Polytechnics.

You are better off picking one from Allen Avenue at night. Do all the necessary lab works and if she comes out clean, then marry her like that. There is no significant difference between her and the ones you see in church. Don't be surprised to see her leading Songs and Praises on Sunday.

Unconditional love between a man and a lady does not exist in Nigeria.

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There are tell tale signs that a man who is not a star is irresponsible:
Bleaching, tattoos, multiple piercings. Who in her right senses married this man?

Being rich does not equate to being responsible. This is for the poverty-stricken fellas that view everything in life through money.

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No comments necessary until we know how he voted in the last election. He sure looks like a member of BMC.

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Brexxit:
We celebrate mediocrity in this country too much.

The amount of money Akwa ibom state has received for the past 8 years is enough to turn it to a world class standard like Dubai.

The Governors of Akwa ibom are thieves, especially akpabio.

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They are applauding this nonsense.

Wait until they know how much was spent on ordinary Xmas decoration.

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What's in a name?

His surname is 'Obo'merelu. Any surprises?

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Yet some people do not believe in village people.

What other plausible explanations exist for this?

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We can't condemn them.

Afterall, these are the hoodrats that most of you and your yeyebrities are imitating in mannerism and speech when you prance around speaking ebonics in Nigeria and calling yourselves niggaz. How low can your self-esteem be when your role models are street urchins?

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Foreverdope:
A man from the Volta Region in Ghana has been captured on tape showing off his supernatural powers in a daring challenge.

The man who spoke his native language was seen boiling himself in a large pot placed on a giant furnace

According to Ghreports, he was telling the person behind the camera that he wasn’t feeling anything at all as he was just getting started

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UovoT6krbcI

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What if he hid a smoke machine on the other angle, put on the fire and entered the big drum before the water got hot to make the 15 seconds video? But then you noticed that there is no water in the pot.

Nothing extraordinary about this shakara

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The design, build, finishing and paints look as dull as the governor.

This is not a mall.

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While the rest are suffering from high BP and arthritis, Harry B just carry fun dey go.

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Make they return his tithes. Let peace reign.

Simple as that.

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lalasticlala:
https://www.thecable.ng/close-up-mafab-comms-the-dark-horse-that-beat-airtel-to-nigerias-5g-licence/amp


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The reason Mafab is not known is because the owner is not Igbo. If he were to be Igbo, he will be all over the place making some noise.

A silent mover is bae.

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grandstar:
This is a simple problem.

All federal mariages already conducted should be ractified by local governments. A grace period should be given.

The sooner it's done, the better. This can give 2nd wives and concubines the opportunity to usurp the 1st wife by conducting a local government registered wedding during this limbo stage.

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Person wey no wan him own ratified nkor because him marriage get wahala? Abi na by force?

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The implications of this judgment is too big to comprehend. It is not just the Ikoyi registry but all the registries. In other words, most court marriages in Nigeria have been invalidated. The consequent legal Armageddon will be dangerous if the judgment is upheld.

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Rugaria:
Ritual killing is now a pandemic in Odualand and they are all quiet.
No one is talking, governors oo, Obas oo, their endless pastors oo.
A society that lacks the ability to criticize itself, rots.
This is 2021 and people are selling human heads for 25k
This is the height of primitivity.
Evil to Neptune levels.

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Who do you think are the end-users?

Those wretched harvesters?

All those captains of industries, otunba, obas, etc are the ones using the skulls for God-knows-what.

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There is one already built by Dr. Maduka that may become useful around 2050.
It is currently being used as a monument. Ihedioha should reach out to him.

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He has to exist first to be fearless.

To the Presidency, he is inconsequential and just a mere errand boy only good at distributing Tradermoni to make Buhari exculpable.

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Tetehjewels:
My Son is super smart and at 8 has already been given double promotion twice in school. The 1st one he got was in the 2nd term of that year and he was only able to join the new class in their 3rd term yet he still came first and the school thought it necessary to move him again. So he is now in a class with kids 3yrs older than he is and already besting them too.

We are a very God loving family and even though I have never sat my son down to talk to him about God, I do ensure he goes to Church with me and joins me in my daily morning devotions. I do notice that he has an extremely inquisitive mind and would rather watch educational channels on DStv than cartoons especially since they stopped showing his best cartoon "Goku"

So we have this neighbour who is from Greece. His 7 yr old son and my son can be considered best of friends and they visit each other at will. So on this day he came to visit and while they were hanging out I suddenly heard them arguing from his room. Normally their arguments would be over a video game or something else but this one was interesting. They were arguing about God!

I stood by the door and listened. Apparently that day revealed to me that my neighbour is an atheist but I never knew and he has been indoctrinating his 7yr old son along those lines because I clearly heard the boy say to my Son, "God does not exist, he is just a story"

So here is the convo

Him: God is not real, He does not exist, He is just a story

My Son: Ethan what did you say?

Him: God is not real, He is just like Santa who also isn't real

My Son: How do you know he isn't real?

Him: Well my dad said he isn't real because he just isn't. Have you seen him?

My Son: So your dad says God isn't real because he hasn't seen him? So something isn't real because you can't see it? But what about feeling Him?

Him: Feelings are not something we can um um fully determine because they can be misleading

My Son: How can you say Feelings are misleading, you are my friend right? (He goes yeah?) So how are you sure you are my friend if your feelings can be misleading. Can you say your feelings misled you into being my friend?

Him: No that's not what I was trying to say

My Son cuts him off with a sharp tone: So if your feelings did not mislead you into being my friend how then do feelings mislead you?

Him: Have you felt God before?

My Son: No but I do know that I think about him a lot

Him: umm umm but How would you possibly be thinking about something that does not exist

My Son: Exactly Ethan!

At this point I step into the room and cheerfully say Okay guys playtime is over (because I needed to stop the argument and get my Son to study by asking his friend to go home)

However his final comment "Exactly Ethan" resonated with me and made me think that comment was actually directed at Ethan's dad and not Ethan because apparently he had been talking about the non existence of God to his Son A LOT!

So how do you constantly talk or think about Something or Someone that doesn't exist?

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Are you a court recorder to have captured the debate ad verbatim?

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jaksmillioniar:
hello room.

I have a problem and it is paining me. I am a matured guy who know what it feels like to be single and maried .

Most People mock me, but I got married.

We had a baby last year, a corona baby.

I am not ashamed to say that at my age, I am still a mummy's boy and she is my number one but I respect my wife.

When I wanted to marry, my wife Never agreed to having a house close to my mum's place.

I felt very bad but I want to make her happy so we moved far. My mom was angry as she knew my wife forced me.

When my wife delivered, her mum came for omugo instead of my mum, and that made her so sad, that she cried and ask if i am a bastard to let them steal her right.

I begged her. She came for naming and left the same day I noticed way my wife was acting rude too because her mum was pushing her.

I told my wife that mum is angry, let us visit her buy her a gift because her place is now far.

She kept saying that her body is not strong for 5 months after delivery and I thought she took me and my family as fools.

I got angry and slapped her twice. When she saw that I was really angry she begged me.

So we went and saw her we are all happy and settled all.

As my child reached 10 month, I told her to tell her mum to go because she's now strong almost to walk.

Her mum left but my mum wanted to come and spend the holiday as she had never done that since she delivered .

When I told my wife, her facial expression changed. When my mum came i travelled but she didnt cook for her but heat soup that was in the freezer to give her.

My mum hated that and she called me crying that what she did to her she won't do to her own mum .

I pretended nothing happened as I got back I bought things from a eatry for family so my mum left after 2 weeks.

I brought up the issue and she said nothing wrong in giving her food kept in the freezer that she gave same to her mum too .

I got angry and beat her up. I didnt injure her. all and some other thing . I love my wife I cant be beating her all the time she promise to change yet nothing. Because of bad character I refuse to take her to eatry.

she denied me sex until I slap sense into her.

marriage has challenges it is s not easy.

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Good!

Now your mom can feel the pain of sparing the rod and raising a wimp. She is bearing her cross.

All these women pampering the hell out of their sons will live to reap the fruit of their mess.

It seems that ladies will marry anything and anyone.

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DarkShades:
I am surprised @Carmartng does not know the difference between a normal S-Class and a Mercedes Maybach

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Damn! Don't kill the hype.

Don't let those living in the land of fantasy come for your head for waking them up from the dream.

MSRP: $120K, add sales tax + Shipping and clearing. But this is Nigeria. So divide whatever number they throw out by 3 to know the actual price.

Real price to land the car in your house in Nigeria straight from a Mercedes dealership is : N90 million.

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DarkShades:
I am surprised @Carmartng does not know the difference between a normal S-Class and a Mercedes Maybach

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Damn! Don't kill the hype.

Don't let those living in the land of fantasy come for your head for waking them up from the dream.

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