₦airaland Forum

Bastard1stborn:
Pls � the writer should pls � retreat the issue okay....the House was built by a well known Ijebu man and well respected celebrity by the name SIR KAMARU (KAMARU OSHINUSI) whom for long has travelled to USA with his family say over 25years now.....he hide a security guard by the name ADAMU of which has been aboring fellow hausa men to leave with him for long so the same ADAMU has been operating with the rubbers found there at the very house, so pls � Mr post master or writer should stop the nonsense said that HUMAN PARTS WHERE FOUND AT THE COMPOUND OKAY.......only weapons and stolen New Motorcycles was found in old abandon compound.......you might how did I got to know of the story okay, it's because I leave on same and right opposite the said house �

This was copied from one of the comments on Facebook by Ademuyiwa Adeleye.

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The fact remains that the house is associated with crime.
Whether the owner moved to Jupiter in 1900 or whether he hired Mohammed to guard the house is irrelevant.

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Do you need a permission to post uncopyrighted video online?

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Any underlying medical conditions?

Because someone looks healthy doesn't mean s/he is healthy.

When was the last time anyone did a comprehensive medical checkup?

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If only some of you will sit back and think about your own lives.

Tinubu is mortal. He is here now and will go like everyone else.

What does the future hold for you?

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This is selfishness.

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michlins:
sent to the attached email in the mail

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Pictures and the invoice forwarded.

They will contact you directly.

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Michlins:

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Quotation needed:
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Single iron doors

Qty: 16 - 18

My NL email is not active.

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nairalandankrah:
... Can you?

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Show a picture of a pretty fetish princess.

Some may consider...not the bag of yam in this picture.

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Divoc19:
Have you ever heard and believe in the word 'Iwalewa'?

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Yes.

I have heard of consolation too.

Iwalewa is what men tell ugly ladies to sleep with them.

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I bet you the whole movie was shot in less than 3 hours.

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Tales by the moonlight.

She jumped from hell to heaven.

The books MUST sell. I blame the morons who buy the book.

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Divoc19:
Beauty for me is in the brain.
A smart and intelligent girl is beautiful... like, I have to interact with you (literate or not) before I can conclude your are beautiful or not.

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You will need to write your own dictionary to redefine beauty without the aesthetic appeals.

Beauty is beauty. Intelligent is intelligent. Two different things. Both may be mutually exclusive.
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Drinokrane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIBI50Y0sQU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZLlh6a86f8

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The South-Easterners know that Mr Ibu and Harry B are not political assets. They only see the duo in the mould of the guy men who decamped to APC in Anambra to fleece Andy Uba. All na hustle.

Afterall, Kenneth Okonkwo who has been kissing Buhari's behind for years now couldn't even win election in his ward.

Wake us up when Nnamdi Kanu endorses Tinubu. He is the only voice that matters.

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Time for another booster-booster shots.

Na una go inject tire.

Covid vaccine 1-->Covid vaccine 2nd shot---> Covid booster shot---->Covid booster-booster shot (pending) --->infinity

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The day in life of Nice Guys.

It always ends in premium tears.

And his name is Vivian? That may have a lot to do with his predicament.

He became the wife by default. I blame his parents.

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Nitrolekzi:
Currently, I am a 200l student of University of Ibadan but I put in for Police recruitment 2020 exercise during Covid-19 and I have been shortlisted for the past two stages and I believe I'm going to make the final list too.
I will like to see your views on what I should do now.

Should I join the police or continue with my program[color=#000099][/color][b][/b]

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In this era of Unknown Gun Men?

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No big deal.

From Sri Lanka (seaport), Kenya (Mombasa ports) and now Uganda(international airport). They were warned but they refused to listen.

Attempt to take over things in Nigeria will be worse. Keep borrowing.

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It doesn't make any economic sense to have a long-term savings in naira. Change the money to euro/pounds/dollars OR buy empty plots of land as a hedge against inflation.

$1000 in a domiciliary account was worth N195k in 2014, N350k in 2018 and now, N570k in 2021. The primary beneficiaries are the politicians who looted the Treasury and banked in foreign countries. They get richer daily without lifting a finger.

Shhh. Let me tell you a secret. Do you think 2020/21 was rough? 2022 will be worse. US inflation is highest in 30 years. Through monetary and fiscal policies, US will try to reset. US Fed will definitely start tightening next year and US dollars will skyrocket. To make matters worse, covid and its variants are rearing their ugly heads again. Europe is shaky right now. Oil is down 10% today alone. A country like Nigeria will definitely be hit hard.

Plan: Keep cash available and buy up any asset you can afford.

NB: I am right most of the time

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This is why I am against returnees occupying sensitive posts when they have no base in Nigeria. If you look closely, Obiano has no single factory, company or house in Nigeria. Anambra state is just a means to an end to him. How do you expect such a person with no vested interest to care about the place or people?

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It is just an excuse to raid the Treasury preparatory for the 2023 election. The N2.4T will grow wings, fly into different accounts and reappear in 2023 to be used in bribing everyone into selling their future.

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RingRoadMafia:
Celebration of armpit sweat everywhere

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Personal hygiene is a big challenge in Nigeria.

Anti-perspirant is still a rocket science irrespective of class.

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KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Pls Help a fellow brother with advice so I don't go the wrong route Pls.
I'm about to purchase two plots of land at Omagwa Airport road PortHarcourt for 1.4M.

Pls My PortHarcourt people is it advisable? How promising is the environment in terms of development?
Help Me with advice and opinions pls. I'm scared of making a wrong investment Pls. I feel it's too far. What do you think?

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Better go for the land inspection during rainy season.

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He did a two years diploma course (1967-1969).

No Bachelors degree...but he retired as a Deputy Director in Nigeria Customs Service with just an OND equivalent. No Southerner can attain such a position with even B.Sc or B.A only.


and then jumped to Master's degree(UK) in 2021.

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hashbag1:
Nlanders,
I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences that gave me suspicions over my wife's infidelity. The one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than great suspicion over any other.

My daughter and son got infection, they were admitted into the hospital. On this faithful day, I was there with them and I left the hospital in the afternoon to get something for them to eat, I got back with the food and quickly rushed down to my office to tidy some work. I felt hungry and decided to drive out, on my way to the restaurant leads to the hospital, I was in traffic when I put a call through to my wife whom I asked how she was coping and how the kids were doing, while on call with her, I heard sounds of car horns so I asked if she was out, she said yes that she was going to get water across the stree, so i was like you shouldnt have stressed yourself since
the house maid was with her, next thing she yelled at me saying why am I making ascertion as to who should go get the water or not, I was like but that isnt a big deal to ask, she was like well the house girl have been the one running errands all day, I responded saying instead of yelling at me, you would have just responded by saying the above.

As a responsible and concerned father, I decided to suspend dinner and branch at the hospital which took me 8 mins to get there because of traffic. On getting to the hospital, lo and behold, my wife was not there, just the kids and the house maid. I asked the house maid where madam was, she said she stepped out without saying where she was going. I immediately put a call through to her. "Babes where are you at, just got here now and you are not here". She immediately hung up on me, I called back, she didnt pick, called her again didn't pick, waited few mins and called, she picked and yelled "why are you looking for me" I was like but you claimed you went to
go get water but its been up to 15mins and you are not here yet, next thing she said was I'm in a uber car, Wow uber car when you just said you went across the street to get water, how does being in uber car relate to that. I requested a video call, I hung up the normal call and called her on whatsapp call, she didn't pick, I called her back again on normal call and said you aren't picking, she responded saying am in uber car now, call me on video again, I did but she still didnt pick. So I decided not to bother since declaring her whereabout seems frutile. She called back on normal call saying she was on her way home to pick some her items to quickly do an advertising shoot to model to her customers in the hospital room, that she didnt want me to get mad at her reason why she didn't tell me before she left, I was like its not a big deal telling me that after which I have found out she never did go out there to buy water.

Husbands and fathers in the house, in this kind of situation, what could have been your thought? As for me, something was not just right, and the most damning part of all these is leaving the kids at the mercy of just the house maid, I feel if there is something she is hiding from me and leaving the kids like that is what
the issue of trust has led us to, I am left in amazement and total disappointment.

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I think she is being characteristically dramatic.

I don't sense infidelity based on the storyline.

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Yet Sheikh Gumi is establishing and equipping their training camps in the forest under the guise of rehabilitation schools. Why is everyone mute in Nigeria about this dangerous development?

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I don’t know which is worse: Spending all that money and no actions OR realizing that there is a poor bloke down the street getting the lady for free.

No matter how beautiful a lady is, know that there is a man out there somewhere who is tired of sleeping with her.

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bbride484:
I just can't sleep. It's been like this for a while now.
Had to create this account to post this.

My wedding is few weeks from now and it's been very difficult for me to manage the pressure.
Too many things to be done.
And many, still undone.

Pls, share..
How did you handle the pressure? Especially, when you both are trying to make it low key, but family members (bride's family in particular) aren't letting you, Yet, all the expenses is on you.


Is like we're going to do something too big in our lives and we're too under pressure not to disappoint people.

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100% dedicated to wedding preparations.

0% dedicated to marriage preparation.

By this time next year, you will still come back with lamentations especially this one that parents are the decision-makers in the marriage.

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CuriousMynd:
A Nigerian man has revealed what she did to a lady whom he flew out of the country for a vacation in another country, Igbere TV reports.

On Twitter, the man identified as Mullah said he paid for the lady's flight and booked a hotel for them to stay in while they enjoy their vacation. However, when the said lady wouldn't sleep with him in the same bed, he had to fast forward the lady's return to the country.

Read the full gist;

https://twitter.com/MullahCo/status/1458896477523165185

What do you think about this whole situation?

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The lady is the winner!


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bbride484:
I just can't sleep. It's been like this for a while now.
Had to create this account to post this.

My wedding is few weeks from now and it's been very difficult for me to manage the pressure.
Too many things to be done.
And many, still undone.

Pls, share..
How did you handle the pressure? Especially, when you both are trying to make it low key, but family members (bride's family in particular) aren't letting you, Yet, all the expenses is on you.


Is like we're going to do something too big in our lives and we're too under pressure not to disappoint people.

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You still have money to waste on a stupid church wedding?

Do court marriage and traditional marriage. Thereafter organize a little party for your family and friends.

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ILoveDemMANNA:
Hehehe
Good boy, dis one comport and type positively after seeing what happened to his Nairaland canceller above, with all the gbas-gbos.
Wise hammer!

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In their chosen line of business, $3.5m is a token.

I believe the VCs gave them the fund as play money.

It will be a miracle if the company survives up to 4 years.

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There is not much for men in marriage.

Take away procreation, most men will be better off single. All other peripherals like sex, companionship, cooking, etc are equally available in non-marital relationships. Go figure!

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Raising seed money from VCs is one thing, turning profitable is another. It could take years to break even.

I wish them luck though.

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