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JackDaAlienz:
It started on Wednesday when I woke up around 3 am to make video call with my babe in Houston Texas after we had some argument on me cheating.
While I was waiting for her to pick up the call,I could hear my neighbor
kaboshing and speaking in tongues praying around that 3 am.
No issue, so I still call my babe again. She no pick.
I just lay back to bed, while my neighbor was still singing worship songs and praying fire fire.

I then woke up around 3:50 am my neighbor still kaboshing and i check my phone and saw my babe whatsap missed calls.
I call her she pick up first thing she cone dey para for me say which girl i dey sleep with we I no wan pick her calls. I wan talk she still dey yarn rubbish till the point u come vex. Out of anger I come shout
"What is wrong with you!!!
Why are you disturbing my life this early morning.
She replied that she know I'm with someone there. And I shout again
You be Witchhhh, You dey Monitor me
Thunder fire you there!!

I cut the call and didn't know my neighbor she heard me shouting and thought I was responding to her fire fire prayers.
Next thing I hear is this my neighbor singing in praises saying God has identified my enemies.
God has exposed them, holy ghost fire is tormenting him right now. Father expose all of them.
I feel like she is referring to me shouting at my girl thinking I was shouting because of her prayers.
Now my landlord on thursday evening told me that the woman is accusing me of being a ritualist that her prayers are affecting me at night. I explained everything to him but he still look at me one kind

My broda, how do I clear my name and save image from this kind of mess before she start spreading rumors around the street that I'm a Yahoo plus ritualist

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If it were me, I will come out in the morning with a red bandana and white chalk on the left eye.

Then dance in circle three times, utter some gibberish and go back inside.

Make sure she can see you. Time for fun!

I love to torment the weak-minded.

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They were probably placed there strategically to be destroyed so that a new contract will be awarded to procure more at inflated prices.

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Awkabigboy:
How do spouses whose partners live abroad cope sexually?

I have a neighbour, her spouse is in Europe and came back after 5 straight years to see the wife and the kids this year.

How do they do this? Are they really faithful to themselves?

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You must understand that some people marry for love while some people marry to procreate. Without being judgmental, your goal should be to mind your business. The two individuals in the relationship know how they "sort" themselves out.
There are many single ladies out there who cannot even find a husband.

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Minimal foundation on her face.

All natural and beautiful!

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Nigerians and the penchant to misuse the name of God for personal beliefs.

Did God approve the screaming and moaning in Babangida's bed?

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Everything in Nigeria is upside down.

Vigilante rescue Police --> Police rescue soldier.

Time shall come when pastors will start paying tithes to members and women will start paying dowries.

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The decampment was a huge landmine he stepped on. The sharks in APC will probably use him to nullify the notion that they cannot prosecute their own members. They baited him and he swallowed. He who stands for nothing falls for everything.

The sad reality is that he has no team. No love from his family, supporters nor APC. Gluttony is a sin.

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No Independence.

They just have a Black President.

Britain will still be calling the shots.

Anglophones and Francophones are still answerable to England and France respectively. That's why Nigerian Presidential hopefuls are quick to run to Chatham House to solicit support while Francophones in Africa still have France printing and controlling their currency.

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nextBIGthing:
Good day everyone
I’m not good at writing so pls bear with me anyhow you see this.
I’m a young man 24yrs old and my girlfriend 22, I just finished my undergraduate studies and about going for Nysc, While my girl is still in school but she’s already into some online business making good and enough money for herself money that ordinarily she can use to start up a good life. She does not know how to spend which I have complained severally, I don’t really blame her due to the fact that she gets money at any given time she needs it. She can be paid 100k today and be broke in next 3 days calling me and disturbing me for recharge card and all sort of things she can actually do herself. I normally give this to her but it’s now becoming worse and unbearable no matter the amount she gets, she’ll spend it for you in less than one week with no reasonable thing to show for and you’ll be amazed.

To cut it all short, I’m still unemployed but I normally do some little jobs that brings me cash just change compared to what my girl makes in a month. Let me add that she’s a very supportive girl, helped me during my school when I had issues.

I’ve talked and talked now she tags me a nagging guy, and that I have poverty mentality by telling her to have some savings not for me but for herself

I’m just tried and cos she’s not changing keeps doing same thing
I’m even scared of taking the relationship to the next stage.
Cos if things fall out for her
I’ll be the one to take care of her excessive and exorbitant spendings. And I’m just a guy who’s starting life

Pls I need advise

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Flee.

Don't try to be a saviour.

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FlipModeSquade:
Okorocha made me realize that humans are very deceptive and sly animals..

The way this nigga came in with his philanthropy..

The good will he enjoyed..

To defeat the incumbent..

In a tightly fought runoff election..

Only for this buffoonic thief..

To come in and show his true color..

Nigerian Polithifians eh..

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Philanthropy is a guise to swindle the feebleminded.

Anambra would have been worse had they made the same mistake.

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OLAYINKA ! ! !



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Only civilized nations should implement this 4-day work week.

Productivity? Not when LGA employees spend most of the time eating groundnut, gossiping and napping.

They should adopt the Japanese model: 12-14hrs/day x 6 days.

Turn lazy Nigerian workers to jacky.

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Do these 10ft x 10ft 1-shop CEOs in Nigeria know that a CEO can resign?

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I hope he didn't share a drink with Orji Uzo Kalu.

Just saying...

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Pious101:
d reason why u re defending smokers is because u re one ...I really don't see what's so pretty about smoking that would make one to indulge in smoking whether a man or a woman.

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Everyone finds reasons to justify bad decisions in life.



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Datboredberry:
I'm as very light smoker- at most, three to four cigarettes a week...

I'm very young, and I started smoking two years ago...

In our society, if a woman is known to be a smoker... She's looked down on... And false assumptions are made of her personality...

Why the stigmatisation? I know men are victims too but women who smoke are viewed as classless etc... While with men, it's simply a bad habit...

What's your opinion on women who smoke? And what's your reason?

I would appreciate comments based on experiences rather than bias...

And I need valid points how SMOKING directly indicates a wayward woman...

Thanks!

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That's a woman who places less value on her life and must be avoided at all cost.

Date her but never marry her. The health cost of maintaining a smoker or ex-smoker at old age is very high. There are many decent, non-smokers out there. Why limit oneself to a damaged good?

As a woman, she will be closer to the kids. Either the second-hand smoke destroys the family or her children will think her irresponsible behaviour is normal. Some people deserve to be left alone. Such women should be left at the brothels where they rightfully belong.
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S/he is a doctor.

Afterall those who just got party nomination in a gubernatorial elections in Nigeria are routinely addressed as "His/Her Excellency".

It is the title mehn! Who cares about the education?
You haven't even finished, na title dey worry you.
Wetin dem dey call a student wey never graduate?

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wonder233:
The NEC is inferior to the constitution. Any law, pronouncement or act initiated by anyone either public or private which contradicts or is in conflict or controverts the constitution shall be null and void, illegal and of no effect.

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People who couldn't be called to the Bar are always quick to make noise online--the only place they have jurisdiction anonymously.

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The ONLY way Africa can move forward is to ban religion. Religion continues to breed and litter the continent with unrepentant morons who lack critical thinking capacity. Show me anyone yapping about Jesus or Mohammed in Nigeria and I will tell you that's someone with zero confidence in his/her God-given brain. They deceive themselves with prayers and hope that science comes with a solution.

Oyibo will finish prayers and switch on their brains. Africans would rather not leave the church/mosque and declare 30 days fasting and prayers for what otherwise needs actionable solution.

Have you seen a beggar on the street demanding respect? Only disillusioned Africans!

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Even if the government tells them to stop building, they will bribe the inspectors, continue building and hope for the best.
When one person continues building, it emboldens others that the problems could be sorted. Before you turn around, the whole place is built up.

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It could be an expansion joint...

But poorly designed and finished.

I expected more from BiCourtney. Come on!

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mascot345:
Please I just clocked 35 years two days ago.
I have money to get married but I wan build small estate before marriage.

I wan marry at 40 .

Please I need good advice here. As our economy is too bad. I don't want to bring children that will come and suffer.
People are seriously advicing me to marry next year.
I already have land in a good location.

But some of my girlfriends are encouraging me to marry them before building anything.

My girlfriend said we can hustle together and build a better tomorrow.

I have like 3 girls who are willing to say yes next year.

Please good advise is welcomed.
Thanks everyone.

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Go and marry.

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Neighbouring countries better close their borders.

Our army sabi run o!

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Dagger111:
*NOW READ THIS*....

Snakes can't live inside soakaway. The gas alone in your soakaway will kill them. Just incase you don't know, the gas inside your soakaway can generate electricity.

Again I ask, does the Snake live inside your poo Or they float ontop of poo?

Do you know your bathing soap water also goes into that soakaway, both the waste water from your kitchen? Do you know soaps carry chemicals that are harmful?

Again an average building has over 6 Chambers, think of it, for a snake to live inside soakaway and still find it way to a w.c, it means it must past many Chambers,so tell me. How possible is that?

Also it is completely madness living a storey building yet you are afraid that Snake will crawl out from your W.C, how?
it can never happen, thats because the 4inch pipe that carry your poo from the w.c to the soakaway has a smooth surface, Snake can not comfortable crawl on it. It not possible.

Now is it possible for Snake to crawl out from your W.C? yes it is. But that can only happen if you stay in a bungalow, ground floor and you have a breakage in the service chamber that has direct link to your w.c, I mean direct link to the toilet.

So please those of you that are busy
Flushing fuel and salt inside ur soakaway, sorry you are just wasting your money.

So hear it now, Snake can only come out from your W.C if you have a broken Chamber that is directly linked to you toilet.

Snakes don't live inside your soakaway because snakes too need oxygen.
Thanks!!!

Source: copied

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Who will verify?

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Abike has the toughest job in the world.

I will hate to have her job that caters to the Nigerians in Diaspora.
Of course, we supposedly have an Embassy in each country.

By the way, it doesn't help that she is bigoted.

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So the only reason they chose to unmask these Unknown Gun Men is because they targeted and missed a high profile individual. If they didn't fail on the mission, the story would have been like that of Dr. Chike Akunyili with accusations pointing in different directions.

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Those ladies creeping out from Durumi in Abuja or even Gwagwalada may think this room is in Transcorp Hilton.

Some ladies live in worse conditions.

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Nothing in your writeup suggests that business is bad.

Nigeria happened to you. That's all.

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Felimax:
Which siege is over? A careful mantra to continue to destroy the ordinary lives remaining of Nigerians. Come and see how they will move in droves thinking if they did not go the Siege will not be over.
O Lord open the eyes of my people.
God has given us all the abundant human and natural resources without crusades, no G.O or Pope was there when God was enriching our land, we have it all yet we remain the poverty capital of the world. Why?
THE SIEGE IS OVER? I PRAY SO.
Nigerians will never learn.

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They are just selling false hope to the masses.

Their account officers are ready to safeguard the inflow of cash.

There is nothing godly about RCCG. Their G.O is a motivational speaker who fleeces his audience with the name of Jesus Christ.

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Frenzy01:
I'm at a crossroad. I feel like I should start taking responsibilities by paying my tithes from the little I have now but the problem is I'm not a church type. It's been over 2 years that I last went to a church cos of some personal reasons and convictions.

Now, how do I take care of my responsibilities as a Christian(I still see myself as a Christian, just that some of the things been done in the church today doesn't sit well with me).
How do I pay my tithe without going to church

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Use that money to uplift your family or help the poor.

God will love you more.

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I don't understand.

Is it that Harry B is a nonentity? He must be sad that nobody cares about him or his political affiliation.

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Baseless argument.

Rochas, Orji Kalu were successful before delving into politics but performed horribly in public service.

Ngige, Sullivan Chime left indelible marks in public service even though they were not successful in private enterprises.

Peter Obi is successful in private enterprises and public service. Okezie Ikpeazu is a loser in private and public enterprises.

So clearly there is no defined trend.

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