₦airaland Forum

/
In about a week, all these will be over.

Thank God.

/

/
How long will this woman use her position as a Supreme Court judge to protect her husband?

Corruption in Nigeria can only be fought by unconventional means.

We only pray that such means should have no sacred cows.

/

spyder880:
Curing process of this decking, we will start working on the first floor walls soon........

/

If only shoes could talk...

This your red signature shoe for done say something.

One day you go wear am and e go say "I no dey go!"

Na joke o! Before I go call you for work and you say you no dey go.

/

nonhuman:
In my street I usually see the car use by one man and I always admire the ride, I never met the owner one on one, but I so much love that car both the shape and interior, but I hardly see the car on Nigeria roads, guys what do you think about this jaguar ride, because I feel like owning one

/
I hope you didn't buy the Jaguar S type or X type. Those two models are unreliable pieces of crap. They litter junk yards.
I have an XJ8 2008 Vanderplaas that I rarely drive. No issues because I drive it once in a while especially considering the bad roads in Nigeria. It comes with an air suspension that you can swap out. I did and it feels good. The parts are not readily available and could be expensive.
Jaguar and Land Rover belong to the same parent company. Thus they share similar problems. The newer Jaguars look ugly and have Camry/Accord appeal.
/

/
So going to a dealership to pick colours, specs, etc from the catalogue is now considered helping the car company design a car and worthy of celebration?

And it took 3 years?

/

/
So the military commanders have the direct numbers of the bandits/terrorists to reach them for dialogue?

Nigerians see una sef!

/

Toks2008:
To think that some Pastors preach that until you do a white wedding also known as "Church wedding".. You are not considered married...

I call this foolishness that has no basis in our tradition as Africans or even in the Scriptures.

I will advise any man to focus on the traditional wedding and go ahead to register the wedding if they want but if the lady insists on having a white wedding, let her take care of the entire financial demands except you have enough money to throw away.

May we be emancipated from mental slavery

/
Talking to Nigerians about self-love is akin to talking to a wall. They are brainwashed, factory-fitted, self-hating zombies.
/

/
Una go carry una hand vote in problem, then expect God to do the needful.

After una vote Tinubu in now, una go begin wish him evil for next 8 years by disturbing God with prayers.

What happened to "Prevention is better than cure"?

/

/
The more money you have, the less likely it is to meet a wife who truly loves you.

/

udume:
I am not from Umuchukwu or Anambra State but was working in Anambra State from 2011 to 2017 and I know the story of Umuchukwu from the time he pioneered the idea of changing the name from Umunkiti (meaning children of nothing) to Umuchukwu(meaning children of God) I can attest that this man has singlehandedly transformed his hometown, he built a standard hospital, school, police station, and barracks in addition to building over 30 duplexes for the poor ones who's home is dilapidated, almost all the roads in his town was constructed by him. He even built his 17 storey pain research institute in his hometown, the first in African. Election aside, he is a philanthropist. May the Almighty continue to replenish his pocket

/

You are a liar.

There is no such town as Umunkiti in Anambra State.

Where is Nkerehi?

Check again.

/

AmadiAba:
Dr. Maduka Commissions N1.8b Road He Construed in Umuchukwu Linking Ezukala, Ogbunka and Nneato | #IgbereTV

/

That road was done years ago.

The second picture is the road in Adazi-Ani done by Chief Madubuko (Chico Investment).

Report news with facts please.

/

/
Even Israel (the people of God) do not try to pray themselves out of problems, they proffer solution.

Nigerians are hypocrites.

/

/
There should be a Therapy section on nairaland.

/

Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do

/

You are just an idiot. That's all.

/

/
Any slowpoke who can afford a smartphone and data can post anything online. Any idiota that chooses to heed the advice should look in the mirror and know who to blame.

/

/
The worst thing you can do is to leave your money in the bank. By fractional reserve banking, the bank can only keep a certain percentage (about 10%) of your cash available. The rest they give out as loan earning about 15-20% and pay you 2% interest.

Money in the bank does not adjust for inflation. Let's take N100k for example. N100k in 2015 does not have the same purchasing power as N100k in 2021. Nigerian bank may pay 2% interest on it but will find ways to run the fund down through charges like sms notifications, stamp duty, NIP + VAT, etc. In other words, the bank will milk the whole fund through spurious charges.

Invest your money. Invest wisely.
/

/
He must have angered some "marine" spirit.

/

OverCalculating:
Hi Everyone,

I took a loan from a Microfinance bank sometime in 2019. The loan was N600,000 and I was asked to pay back on a monthly basis for 8 months. I had actually requested for 1.2million naira loan to get an important tool/machine to enhance my business but I was only offered 600k. With 600k I could not afford to get the tool, so I diverted the money to another business. After repaying a portion of the loan for few months, the business failed and I could not afford to payback afterwards. The business was meat distribution to households and offices. It failed because of inadequate structure that gave way for customers to receive products but not pay back. Debt killed the business. I have been struggling to survive since then.

At a point, I called the company early this year, when I got a new job that I know the months of my repayment have elapsed but I am ready to start paying a percentage of my new salary, but they insisted I should pay in full since my repayment is overdue.

Recently, I have been getting several threats from the company asking me to make full payment or else the case will be reported to the police and I would be jailed for absconding with the company's money. I know I am indebted to them but I can't afford to refund all the loan now since I am only managing to live with a job that I am doing now which I earn 40k salary. My concern now is that I need clarifications from the legal practitioners, IT experts and public prosecutors in the house on the following:

1. Is this case truly a criminal case as they constantly remind me or is it a civil case?

2. Can the Police actually track my location to arrest me as they threaten? Please note that I use a small Nokia phone and I am in a remote area outside Lagos.

3.What is the worse thing that can happen; so I can get ready for it because I am not financially buoyant now to cough out 600k now.

Thank you all.

/

Just keep paying every month. By so doing, you will prove good intent and no judge will put you in jail.

/

winterlover:
There are over 1000 more that haven't been discovered. Nafdac should employ me. I will help fish them out.

/



/

idrezee:
They have no such rights.
If he saved all the he spent on them he would have been a wealthy 85 year old, He should have beem able to afford a younger wife. But he served his family diligently and never chetated on their mum but now their mum is too old to sleep with him but he still has sexual urge, what do you want him to do?

/

Marry a second wife officially.

/

/
If you want to help the people, build factories where they can earn their living.

Stop giving fish. Teach the people how to fish.

Nigerians love giveaways and freebies.

I applaud Dr. Maduka's efforts but getting his people employed will count more if he really cares.

/

Freestainworld:
If not that rigging must Involved in nigerian politics, this man can shake other candidates at the pools hands down, he knows how to get into the masses head.

/

Just because of a gallon of fuel.

You people deserve your politicians.

/

Icouldhave:
Hi all

We the children have sat my dad down and talked to him, to the extent we are tired, how can an old man at this stage in life still fornicating.

Money we sent to him for his upkeeps, he is using it to feed another man's children. several times my mom have seen vega 200 in his pockets during laundry.

The annoying thing is this woman he is frolicking with is a known area miscreant, I don't know if he's jazzed or it's something else.

A man at this age is not supposed to have sexual urge, besides while he was young he didn't do like this.

(no insults on my dad please, we respect him, he did alot for us his children both male and female)

Please how do we the children handle this issue?

/
Why not send the upkeep to your mother only.

If he needs play money, he can use his own (if at all it still exists). You are enabling his adultery by providing the funds necessary for the expedition.

/

prosperioh:
A colleague wants to use my phone to borrow loan from one of these loan apps( fairmoney) because he doesn't have a smart phone. He will download the app, register with his details, collect the loan, then i can delete the app. Please is there any harm in that? Make i no go enter trouble say i one help person.
Modified
Before making this post, the person started the process but could not complete it due to paystack error,he went to bank to sort that out yesterday and has called me to pls come today, this is when i started having double mind. Can i just delete the app (I already granted those permission they requested).

/

Do it.

But please tag me when you create a thread for your woes and lamentations.

/

udoji2021:
Good day nairalanders, I created this thread some months back


https://www.nairaland.com/6527936/wife-wants-kill-me-what



I want to thank you all for the advice and emotional support you people gave me during those tough times, the love you showed me that time was genuine and I really appreciate you all. thank you

I'm happy to tell you once again that my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last month.
I was not even with her that time cos I moved out of the house and was squatting with a friend close to my house to avoid clashes with her, when it was time, a neighbor helped her to the hospital and inform me immediately which i went straight to the hospital and meet her, when I arrived at the hospital, she gave birth already and called me inside immediately, the first thing she did was to tell me that I'm a father now(in sign language) something she did not do for months. I congratulated her and after some small talks, I went and see the doctor to pay the bills. they gave me a list of things to buy which i bought immediately. we left the hospital the next day.
she went straight to where I was staying and tell me to come back home which I did, I was still afraid of her which she noticed too but what i saw the time was different. After some weeks, I noticed that she changed from that monster to her former self.
She apologized for everything she did to me, I told her that I did not hold anything against her and she should feel free. since then, even if i shout, she will cry, if I refuse to eat, more crying, if I come back late,. wahala, and nothing pains her more than me talking about the things she did when she was pregnant.

Lastly, I told her that we should go and do family planning but she is refusing that I did not trust her even after she apologized, it's now becoming another problem cos I can't allow her to get pregnant again till I sort myself out, I remember what I went through that time and I'm not ready for a repeat. but she is insisting that even if we start sleeping together again, nothing will happen cos she knows her circle very well.



I created this thread to update you on how she changed and prove those that attributed her behavior to pregnancy right. I'm still struggling financially but I don't need help from people, I said this because of the people that called me a scammer that time, and as far as I can remember, it was only one person with Nnamebuka(God bless him) moniker that sent something to me.

Thank you all

/
I don't understand it.

Naijaman no get money. Naijaman is struggling.

But Naijaman go quick get a lady pregnant.

Then turn around and want to turn us to amateur motivational speakers and psychotherapists.

/

/
The same eagles that gathered and sold Buhari to Nigerians as a reformed democrat are gathering again to sell Tinubu as a reformed thief.
The same way everyone jumped on the Buhari's bandwagon is the same way everyone seems to be jumping on Tinubu's bandwagon.

What are the Nigerian masses doing? They are busy talking about BBN, Maria, Jenamena, Tonto Dike, etc.

When push comes to shove, the masses will collect N2k and vote in Tinubu. I will be damned if I care about the lamentations of Nigerians.

Tinubu or whoever, last last na the same market all of us go shop. Who blinks first loses.

/

/
I guess she didn't realize that what she has going is the fantasy some men/boys have about her.

That's why many music videos have semi-nude ladies as back up dancers because sex sells.

The sex appeal in her is gone.

/

bilulu:
how many times will they remove subsidy? fact is if our refineries ain't working Nigeria will continue to subsidize.... shameful for Nigeria to solely depend on one man to
take Nigeria out of the present predicament

/

Refineries are not working but people are there collecting salaries and benefits.

/

/
Will they drag people out of their houses to vote?


/

pocohantas:
Smh. I can pardon Angel, but what about her mum? A grown woman?

Women make too much excuses for men who are supposed to be the head and logical gender.

Nobody “snatches” a grown man. He took a conscious decision to allow a side-chick into the home. Na who water see im leg e go carry. If the man didn’t follow breast and nyash, there would be no way to snatch him.

Maria didn’t SNATCH anybody’s husband. The man left his virtuous wife and mother of his kids for an omo wobe. Same way the late Ataga left his NNPC wife to go smoke loud with a 300L girl. It is in them like peak.

If you really think men do not like liabilities, you should have your head checked. Be there doing good wife while one small girl with artificial nyash is finishing your husband’s money.

/

True.

Jaruma and Angela Nwosu’s products that women spend thousands of naira on became sensations because they are used to make men stay with their wives.

Kayan mata and those waist beads are worn to chase away men.
/

/
Only people who watch too much TV go into marriage just for love.

After about 2 years, eyes go clear.

/

/
After many years in the National Assembly, this guy keeps collecting exotic cars.

He doesn't even have a Satchet water company in his town to give jobs to the people.

All are for his keeps. How much is enough? There is no market for vintage cars in Nigeria.

So invariably in 20 years, these cars will be wasted funds.

/