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maureensylvia:
Not really kiddo
I hit my nail on the wall

Learn to talk kiddo, now go and play

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I don't know about hitting your nail on the wall.

But the leg I saw in that picture is very disgusting to say the least.

Are you a footballer?

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Nigerian professors are still in church and mosques praying for miracles. Africa my Africa!!!

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He parked his car and came down. As he was trying to lock his car, another driver supposedly lost control and smashed into him. He was rushed to the hospital from there and is gradually recovering.

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maureensylvia:
Honestly I'm done fixing nails

It's not my calling at all

I lost my finger nail two months ago

Early this week I lost my big toe nail
It's painful
It hurts

E pain pass heartbreak

I went for treatment and was charged 10k to pull out the remaining nail on my big toe, I Was injected on my toe twice to reduce the pains.. omooorr I cried like a baby very painful something... Look at what fixing artificial nails has caused me.

Now I'm at home today, limping... I won't go for business nor deliveries today... I'll continue tomorrow and still go back this evening for dressing.

Have you had this experience before?
How did you treat yours?
How long did it take your nails to grow back again?

Share your experiences

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The problem is that you seem like a dirty person. The artificial nails only covered and provided homes for the microbes you left under your nails and they went to work.

Work on your hygiene. That's all.

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udele1:
The picture below shows chinwetalu agu before and After he went to DSS.

Im sure after seeing Kanu's condition, nobody told him to wear plain colours.

Did you see anything similar to Biafran colour?

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Damn! I wonder what they eat in DSS custody.

Just 2 days and he is looking fresh.

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He stood their talking to someone. How is that an intervention?

I hope the actor got paid well.

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The family should have prayed the court to bar the second wife or her agents from exhuming the body after October 15th

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OBJ was the President for 8 years. How much did it benefit an average Ogun indigene that their son was the President ? Everything went to him and his cronies. That’s why I can’t wait for Tinubu to be the president to see who fare better between others and those who will vote him in to spite others. Sai Baba people are still gnashing their teeth
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TheSourcerer:
So what does the robot do?

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It can open its mouth and lift one leg. The hard part of the project must have been the carpentry work and the art work. The so-called robotic aspect of it shouldn’t have taken up to 15minutes of wire connections to mini actuators.
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ozo13:
not even up to $10M

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Dr Maduka is worth more than $4m but nothing close to $100m. US$ goes a long way when changed to naira. N10million is only $18000.

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Dr. Maduka is a good product handed over to bad marketers. If only he had hired professional PR officials. They have successfully turned his campaign to a comedy. Instead of talking about his plans, they are showing what he did in his village. Is he running for the PG of his town?

Point out everything Obiano did or is doing wrong and tell the people the change he plans to bring. Anambra has a litany of problems and they are not harping on them. This is pathetic to watch.

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Suck talk is to prepare people psychologically for what’s cooking. I still expect $1:N1000 by the end of Buhari’s tenure in 2023.

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EBMedia:
'Poverty, I Rebuke You' - Dino Melaye Says In A Private Jet With Orji Uzor Kalu (Photos, Video)

Dino Melaye was seen together with Senator Orji Uzor Kalu in a private jet travelling to Djibouti, IgbereTV reports.

In the video shared on Dino Melaye's Facebook page, Dino could be heard saying, "Poverty is a bastard. I rebuke you in the name of Jesus"

Dino captioned the video on his Facebook page;

https://www.facebook.com/100046948753476/posts/395489532026002/?app=fbl

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b914cbclVIk

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Porting mode loading.....


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michlins:
That guy no ok mentally if we're being honest.

But this sit at home has got to stop before hunger go finish person

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Hunger that didn't finish people during Covid stay-at-home. Markets are open on Sundays in some places to counter the effects of Monday.

Good thing the Governors and other politicians from the SE are waking up from their indifference and nonchalant attitude towards
their subjects. Sacrifices must be made.

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kayanmata doesn't work.

Some men are willing to throw away their lives for sex even from the Biblical days. Manchester City’s Benjamin Mendy sacrificed his million pounds career for 15 minutes of sex. Was that kayanmata at work too? Many men have sacrificed more.

Na morale dem dey sell to the ladies.

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Stray bullets rarely kill anyone sitting at home.

Let's see if Hope Uzodinma will go to their houses to drag them out so that his Operation Dawn will slaughter them.

IPOB is the only government in power in SE. The taste of the pudding is in the eating.

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These suckers are still campaigning six years into their tenures.

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I am waiting for the day a rich man in Nigeria will tell a story of how he used to be an armed robber, drug baron or a menace to society.

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PCSI:
The joke is on you afo nsi...... ndi ofe manu would never mind their biz.



Bro i was there live. E make sense. People came out en mass. Soludo dun win. Congrats in advance.

Na me wear black face cap with black and white strip top.

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Alexreporters will beg to differ.

To him, Accord Party is the shiznit.

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Hospitals in Nigeria are where people go to die. If they come out alive, better go for Thanksgiving in a church.
By default every patient is diagnosed with malaria and/or typhoid. If the illness is beyond malaria and typhoid, na straight to the grave.
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Zenithh:
I have a close fair male mature colleague of mine who has never had a relationship with any girl. This guy is handsome and clean. Anytime we go out to drink,he’s always lamenting on how hard it has been for him with ladies.

I have tried to hook him up with few responsible ladies I know and they each tell me same thing. “Abeg I no like fair guys” “ I can’t date a fair guy”.

My guy keeps telling me that he has never been lucky like me and I should try and hook him up. He one time envied dark skinned guys...and wished he had a darker skin.

I have asked these ladies what the problem is and I still don’t understand their point.


Ladies can you tell us the problem with fair guys pls?

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Light complexion get different levels.

Dark or fair-complexioned, one thing is certain---rich folks ain't complaining.

Water will always find its level.

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HigherEd:
I'm back from Church, and I find myself laughing as people on nairaland are claiming that I am a PR person for Bishop Oyedepo and expect I would soon be back with a rebuttal. I wasn't intending any rebuttal before, as I am not a PR person for the living faith church. But I would do this in defense of the gospel because a non credible attack against one of Nigeria's most credible churches is unacceptable.

I think many of us generally get carried away with headlines and forget the substance of an article before rushing to comment.

I have gone through the entire article and I haven't seen anything indicting of the Oyedepo family. But I would address four observations from the article itself and from the surrounding comments.

Why Should Oyedepo Or Living Faith Avoid Taxes By Setting Up Offshore Accounts Giving The Bible Verse "Give Unto Ceasar What Is Unto Ceasar"?

1) For all the businesses the living faith church operates in Nigeria pays taxes to the Nigerian government. This includes the publishing business, and the other taxable constituent businesses around the universities which includes the microfinance banks, water and beverage factories, farms etc.

2) There are over 200 nations on earth eligible to receive taxes. So British Islands is also 'ceasar'. Every nation has the responsibility to make themselves tax attractive to welcome foreign investment and Oyedepo and his family are just as eligible as anyone else to search for better priced tax opportunities for their personal or ministry benefit.

Is Living Faith Investment Carriage A Secret?


Inside the Mantle book and under the finance section of the living faith church details to great extent the administrative procedure for the church, it is well cited that the living faith church can maintain asset management to protect the church's income. Or did you expect the church to warehouse millions of dollars with banks who would live large on the proceeds and expose the hard earned income of worshippers to inflation even before the church uses it?

Are Oyedepo's Universities The Most Expensive In Nigeria As Claimed By The Article?

We all know this to be untrue. The Living Faith university system runs one of the most pocket friendly private universities in Nigeria when comapred to secular varsities of equal standing. There's nothing unusual about the price of Living faith schools.

I suspect that the addition of this claim was just to make Oyedepo look further bad and horrible.

Does Living Faith Maintain Four Jets?


This is another claim that has been debunked several times by Leke Beecroft of Church gist and many others who cared to explain.
The living faith church has used four to five planes in the past to convey its church leadership. It regularly sells her older planes to buy new ones. Currently, the church uses more of its helicopter to shuffle the church leadership and that of the RCCG around the country. While deemphasizing on the use of the private jet.

However, the article presented it as though the living faith church maintains an active fleet of four jets on standby in a futile attempt to further make the church appear greedy and evil.

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The issues involved in the Pandora saga are beyond your level of comprehension.

There is a reason why it is a big deal to warrant an expose'. Tax haven exists for a purpose and those who patronize them
know why they do. What you are trying to do is akin to justifying reasons for sleeping with a prostitute.

There is a reason why none of those accounts was opened as belonging to Winners Chapel International, Faith Terbanacle. Oyedepo is a glorified executive criminal Criminals are blessed too. Afterall he cannot match the financial prowess and philanthropy of Pablo Escobar. But they are both criminals in different industries nonetheless. Escobar was a drug baron while Oyedepo is a pulpit bandit.

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The good news is that the seller will never sell at a loss.

So the thrifty mother is just being smart.

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NwaNimo1:
Suffering and smiling in the sky.......

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0273/2090/9907/products/Okpa-Bambara-pudding_370x.jpg?v=1609324990

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They have their target audience.

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murphyibiam15:
I'm trying to encourage our men here to take good care of their health, physically and mentally.

It's not like women don't have theirs but those of the men are very much noticeable in the sense that it takes a toll on their physical and mental health.

(1) I entered lagos two weeks ago and I needed to take uber, this uber driver as I can guess will be bw his 50s and 60s.He needed to send money to his wife (3k)but somehow he couldn't do transfer since he was driving me but I helped him with my bank app while he gave me cash. Do you know after transferring the money his wife was ungrateful and demanded he returns home immediately (that was around 8pm).Now,the man started complaining to me how whether he brings money or not how his wife keeps complaining and he said he's pitying Nigerian men who are getting married to strange women and giving birth without knowing what they're going into. He looked stressed out and trying to make ends meet but yet his wife added more burden, not just financially but mentally. So tell me how this kind of stressed man won't die out so sooner than later. He was lucky somehow that one of his children got a scholarship to study in India.

(2) I attended a friend's wedding and to my utmost shock both fathers of the celebrants are late. Only their moms are still alive while other relatives represented their fathers. So I was wondering how their moms are still alive while their fathers are late.
Some may say men marry younger women that's why they die out but from the mothers of those celebrants they're not up to 60 years, so how much age difference that will make the two men be late?

Im saying this because I have noticed lots of people esp men are passing through a lot of stress, please men don't allow your wives, siblings or anything infact to overstress you to the point of dying out in time. We men aren't super beings, try to take things easy.

Just my 2cents, bye.

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I have never met a happily married woman. Na so so complain complain. Forget the all smiley public display of affection.
Only idiotic man will try to impress a wife/woman. Just do your "best" and leave the rest to God. The few who tried ended up dead early.
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TripleOh7:
Sorry about that but even the unborn Nigerian child knows that you must never answer your phone at a military checkpoint.

They'd think you were signaling to ESN about their location given that ESN has been killing uniformed men.

You are quite lucky you weren't beaten to a pulp by the soldiers.

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Really?

So you really have to call ESN in their presence to signal their position?

Some of you are unbelievable.
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LOL

Another Vic-O level "musician"

He needs collabo with Speed Darlington and Vic O.



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Obviously many people don't understand the implications of what is going on. They think it is just opening an account in a foreign country.



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oldienavie:
Hi guys, I need experiences from people flying into Nigeria(MMIA) Lagos.
My family is not going to be able to meet me at the airport this time and I am weighing up my options with transit.

I have a friend who said he knows someone that does transportation that he can come pick me up and take me to an hotel, however I am a little skeptical with that option with the high rates of insecurity in the country.

My opinion is that sometimes being annonymous to your service provider is better, but I am a little concerned with the security level of Uber in Lagos.

Are uber drivers known to kidnap their clients particularly people boarding them at MMIA ?
Can uber hold their drivers responsible if something untoward were to happen to their clients, or if they are known to connive with kidnappers etc ?

I just need experienced info and also from uber drivers to make a better decision.

THanks all.

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When you pick your luggage, just go outside. There are registered cab services at the airport. Make sure the driver has an ID and confirm with other drivers. Nothing to worry about. I have never used Uber. But I have Bolt app. That's what I use. No issues.

Make sure you are going to a hotel along the airport road/Ajao Estate axis (about 5-10 mins from the airport). Then the next day, you can go to your house.

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NPTJ:
Good morning house ...

She met this man barely a year she started working. She was in her early 20s and full of dreams. Lest I forget, she was staying with our grand mother due to distance. This man got my sister pregnant and we got to hear about it. My dad got the man arrested and beat the hell out of my sister. He wept bitterly claiming this isn't the life he envisioned for his only daughter

Any help, input or suggestions from anyone!

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Are you expecting cordial relationship with them after the bolded encounter? You can trace them and find out what's going on with them.

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younggcfr:
What the media won't tell you... God is the greatest

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It is like BBN model of business--spend millions to make billions. How? The school is a marketing tool for "tithe is working". More money will flow in.

Oyhakilome is a smart businessman.

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Baldwretch:
I have seen this thing on two different women.

First woman was doing exercise in her shop and was doing it in a way that makes the beads obvious. The place is a GRA but their house has a shop where they sell.

Second one, I was flirting with one and before I knew it, she's bent sideways answering calls.

The beads are like four or five.

I don't know what to make of it.

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Juju or no juju.

Why not stay away from them if you don't understand it?

Will you drink from a bottle if you don't know what the content is?

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