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If only they can mobilize 1/10 of the military personnel wasting idly in SE to that stretch of the highway, things will be different. But they think they are doing the Igbo people. They are doing themselves.

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What is it about the North that the South is scared of them?

Can anyone imagine the uproar had it been that Buhari is from the South and this level of insecurity exists. Calls of impeachment would have been all over the place. But now what we have is everyone waiting till 2023 when his tenure expires as if anyone is guaranteed of tomorrow.

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Nbotee:
What choices or options do they have?

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To travel that road and get kidnapped is an option. Sadly that’s what they chose.

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onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1406618/davidos-dad-gives-bags-cash-laws-shina-rambos-marriage-introduction-photos-video/

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I am waiting to see how Alexreport will wiggle his way into this family.

I trust the man. An award to the Adeleke patron wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

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It seems like Alex has started hustling himself.

I hope he didn't provoke the gods of Nkerehi.


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Deal "directly" with the 27 communities == They want money for Xmas and End of Year party. That's all. It ain't got nothing to do with environmental degradation.

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Whatever little thing that is left of marriage, social media is there to destroy.

People don't take their problems to immediate families anymore, they talk to strangers online who mean no good.

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oldienavie:
I clocked 36 years 2 months ago, I look fit for my age compared to many Nigerians(I realised most Nigerians dont pay attention to their physical fitness).
I have been outside of the country and just got back with the aim of trying to get a wife.
Am I too old to expect to find a decent woman ?
What suggestions do you have with regards to getting a good woman in the shortest possible time ?
Thanks all.

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You are at the prime age for marriage in this harsh economy. Look for interests because love doesn't exist (it takes about 2 year into the marriage for men to realize this). Once you understand that most of the ladies you will encounter are looking for poverty alleviation programmes, it will help you make a better choice. Use your brain not your heart.
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Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10194753/6-830-version-iPhone-13-Pro-Max-contains-fragment-real-80-million-year-old-T-REX-TOOTH.html

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iPhone 14 is slated to be released in January, 2022 (less than two months away).

Why bother?

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MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

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We will like to hear from your daughter not you.

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SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.

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Go and treat yourself.

Your boy does not exist.

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SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

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It is better to err on the side of caution: FLEE!

It is better to be wrong than right in this kind of dilemma.

If she has tattoos (aka tramp stamp) too, just jump and pass. There are many ladies out there in the world.

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BadRadio:


What do we call babes or guys who end relationships because a partner says "No sex"

Is it proper for someone to end relationships because of no sex?

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The two can still maintain a healthy relationship as long as there is an understanding that there will be no sex nor billing/taxation.

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Economy, First, Business class or Private jet; our prayer is to fly and land safely.

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Denvacandy:
We got married in 2018 and things where going smooth, i was working with a company in port harcourt and i can bodly say i was very okay, taking flight is not an issue.

When she wanted to give birth to our first child, it was through CS and i paid every damn bills amounting to 500k or so.

We moved down to ogun state and i was taking flight monthly to see her from port harcourt.

Fast forward to 2020, the comapny fold up and i lost my job, i came down to ogun fully with my wife and everything went down, feeding was hard and my savings is drying up.

You know how woman do and how to satisfy them so my savings eventually dried up and the reality was down.

She applied for a teaching job at govt school and she got employed and i was always at home.

Do she was supportive but its didnt took long when she changed and started treating me badly.

I was so sad the day she utter all terirble words to me, on how have not been a good husband and how i have not been dropping money for food and co.

how i have not been taking care of her, i almost moved to tears and i refused to eat her food for some period, i was being supported by a street friend.

How can someone you have sacrificed so much for all of a sudden change and bring out thier true color.

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You planned to fail. That's all.

Some people have jobs and fail to realize that unforseen circumstances can turn the tide.

Employment as the only source of income is one of the riskiest thing a man can do in Nigeria financially. It happened to some oil workers and bankers--they went from 100 to 0 in a twinkle of an eye. The smart ones will learn from your mistakes.

After you lost your job, you decided to retire home. Oh well...

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Africa is really very poor.

The best in Africa is Nigeria with about $500b.

Tesla is the 5th biggest company in US with a capitalization of $1.05T which means it is 2x the GDP of the best Africa has to offer.

Even Google ($1.97 Trillion) as a company is worth more than the top 10 biggest economy ($1.925 Trillion) in Africa. SMH.

So the net worth of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos equal to the GDP of Nigeria (the biggest economy in Africa).

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PrinceOfLagos:
This is the road that leads to governor hope uzodinma village in Orlu , Imo state .

In front of this shameful and deadly bad road is Catholic diocese of Orlu (Regina Pacis Parish , Ihioma)

If hope uzodinma cannot fix Orlu , then he cannot fix Imo state .

Imo people deserve better

Imo people don't deserve this calamity of a governor to lead them

I visited my mom's village in Imo state today from Lagos, so I asked someone to drive me round , only to see this bad road the governor of imo state, hope uzodinma has neglected .

It is unfortunate.

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Ihioma is far from Omuma (Uzodinma's town). I doubt if Hope passes there unless during campaigns.

But Ihioma is part of Orlu Metropole which is touted as the Commercial city of Imo State.

It is an eyesore indeed.

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Olam09:
I did once, we even talked about marriage asking her if I'm gonna make a great dad she said yes, i asked her if we gonna make a great couple she said why not.. we even discussed to the extent of asking ourselves what child would we prefer first i told her boy she said she'd prefer having a girl as first child you know that's common among ladies they'd prefer female child first.. then i told her if they argument should be settled maybe we could have twin babies then.. she said she love twins i told her i love twins too.. men you gotta be with a lovely, lively partner.. i swear everything will be smooth. It's been 3 years we've been in relationship now, and everything is going smoothly.. we do go on date regularly, i do visit her mom sometimes.. we're happy together and i love her..

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There is a reason they put baits to catch a fish.

The fish thinks it got it figured out and ends up as a Point-n-Kill.

No relationship starts on a bitter note. Just saying....

Cave ne sedes.

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It doesn't help that an average Nigerian eats too much.

It is quiet shocking watching the plate of rice or eba that one person can demolish.

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Amotolongbo:
Give him money to do what?
She can’t just be giving him money for no just reason. She can spend her money on the home, not giving it to her husband.

A man requesting for money from a woman is only trying to trade his pride as the head of the home.

The only time a man should be given money by a woman is when it is needed for a personal and mental development which will bring a fortune to the man and home

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She can give him money for haircut, pedicure, manicure and shopping. Afterall she earns more. So why won't she give him? Aren't men and women supposed to be equal again? Or is it only when it is convenient for women? I stand with feminists.

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You still get money to be chopping a lot of meat in this Buhari's economy?

I don't understand.

Who is making this current model of men? You people complain just about everything.

Jeeez!

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That's more like it. Hopefully they will delve into Technology in future.

Not the ones that come here to disturb us with Flyovers.

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Having enough money to satisfy one's needs is enough to trigger happiness in life.

The problem is that many people are busy chasing money to meet up with their "wants" which is insatiable. Try as you may, one can never have everything s/he wants in life....And the rat race continues.

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solidmyk:
That's not how warfare is been done, the military doesn't have any idea of the enemies formation that's why they have to wait for them to attack. In this kind of situation the military are always on alert of any kind of attack, unless they're are been hinted by an informant of an enemy's gathering, then they'll be able to launch a surprise attack on them.

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Very true.

The military does not have spies nor go on covert operations. They are waiting for the enemies to attack them.

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This is just the beginning of his travails.

In Nigeria, you cannot be rich and show that you are happy especially with many frustrated people lurking around. It is a recipe for disaster.

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It seems the Nigerian military have an order to sit and repel, never to attack. I never heard of any offensive against Boko Haram/ISWAP.

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This is nothing but Fulani invaders taking over people's ancestral lands under the guise of banditry (aka terrorism) with the tacit support of Buhari.

The RUGA they couldn't get peacefully they are getting with barrels of guns.

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Obi Cubana will realize the negative power around publicity in Nigeria.

The same people praising him in public will be fanning the fire in their different covens.

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Who knows?

Perhaps the parents are celebrating that they unbundled their liabilities on an unsuspecting man. It sure calls for celebration.

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The vultures have gathered to feed on the carcass of gullibles. That's all.

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He is lucky that Alex wasn't in his team.

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Nigerians are funny people indeed.

Pot calling kettle black.

Someone that lives in Nigeria will be busy taunting others about the same affliction that affects him no matter the location.

Bad roads, insecurity, bad governance have no barriers within Nigeria.

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