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I wonder what the one that went to Aso Rock to canonize Buhari last week will be thinking right now.

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Bryankentwood11:
Okay guys, I will make it short and simple, I have done everything possible for her, like I spoilt her with food and possibly money too, now she just feels comfortable at home , sleeping all day, then wakes up and demand money, I have been paying for one thing or the other every week of this relationship, I give her money for food and all, and she has parent, I feel like I’m suffocating, I can’t even save anymore, and she has a handwork but just too lazy or relentless to even work, guys advice me on this please

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When did she start being a liability?

It seems to me that she has been a liability from day one.

Good luck!

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Ddokie:
It will still consume same quantity of energy.





See all the olodos on my mention.

Energy requirements cannot be shortchanged. The best science can help us to achieve is to identify areas of loss and block them.

My pikin listen to your teacher for class. For where? Na to shoot rubber and to bend head dey look pant una go dey do for class.

LPG is converted to heat which in turn cooks the food. If you require a certain quantity of heat energy to cook a full bag of rice, if you like split the pot into 20 and the rice into 20 portions, combining it with stew, it is the same quantity of joules/heat you will require over time. As a matter of fact you will even require more because every time you cook, you loose a certain quantity of heat to the environment based on the environmental conditions of your kitchen at the times you are cooking, not to talk of waste that arises from overcooking which happens every other time we cook. Add all that to the fact that heat requirements for food differs, resulting to one meal being ready while the other one is just half done. If you leave the one wen don done for fire, na to burn am be that (wastage), if you collect am leave the other one, na to dash environment heat be dat because the food is not well spread in the pot.







And then? Educate me.

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Are you in any way suggesting that all the heat energy is efficiently used during cooking? If a portion of the otherwise wasted energy is used, what is the crime?

Education without common sense is useless.

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I wonder what Sunday Igboho is doing in Beninoise prison. People cheered him on that he was leading the battle on ground and called MNK coward for escaping an assassination attempt. The same game played out on Igboho. He escaped an assassination attempt and fled the country. Unluckily for him, he was caught traveling with fake documents and is currently languishing in prison. Where are the ethnic warriors goading him to untimely death? As expected, they havre recoiled to their empty shells.

Historically, black people would kill whoever tries to emancipate them. Don't save people who don't want to be saved. Even though they are suffering, whining and complaining; it is best to let them enjoy their suffering in peace. Don't try to be a hero.

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All these children twisting their brains over a case that will be adjudged in less than 72 hours, why not wait till after the facts to vent your frustrations?

On Thursday, we shall hear what each side has to stay and go from there.

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Haircuts range from $10 - $100 or more. He chose to go to where they charged him $100. That's his problem.

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googlepikins:
Thank God for Windows and Android.

If not, plenty of us would've been Watching rich people making phone calls alone in their parlour with their iPhone.

₦1.2m for laptop, ₦650k for iPhone Sey wetin happen

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Apple is cashing out because morons are not in short supply. Iphone 14 is already designed and ready to be sold by this time next year. Maybe they will make it 8 camera lenses this time.
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maureensylvia:
Only women who are married monogamously under the marriage act (in court or in an approved church) have the right to say “My husband is cheating on me”! If you are only married traditionally, your husband never vowed to be faithful to you!

when you are married only under native law and custom your husband has the right to marry as many wives as he wants and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Also your children belong to him custody wise under native law and custom.

Constrictive criticism is allowed

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Too many brainwashed zombies breathing our air.

So church and court wedding have curbed infidelity?

Marriage in all forms abhors infidelity. Some traditionalists try to make it official by embracing polygamy while some hypocritical Christians like you prefer sidechics and concubines. Lest I forget, the Oyibo that preach against polygamy are still practicing it legally in Utah. Go figure!

You are replacing morality with paper certificates.

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apoti:
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell has died due to complications from COVID.

He was 84 years old.

His family released a statement on Facebook saying: 'General Colin L. Powell, former U.S. Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, passed away this morning due to complications from Covid 19.

'He was fully vaccinated. We want to thank the medical staff at Walter Reed National Medical Center for their caring treatment.
'We have lost a remarkable and loving husband, father, grandfather and a great American.'
The four star general was the first black secretary of State.

He served under several Republican administrations – including for Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush.

Also, from 1991-1993 he served as the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for Bill Clinton after being appointed to the post by Bush Sr.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10103527/Colin-Powell-84-dies-complications-COVID.html

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I like how they tactfully avoided mentioning the fact that he has been battling multiple myeloma (cancer) for a very long time.

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Wetin concern me?

I remember that back in MMM days when we sounded notes of warning to gullible gamblers, we were dismissed as being JEALOUS until the inevitable happened.

I wish all the victims good luck in their next endeavours. Nigerians love to learn the hard way.

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The same way every charlatan out there claims that s/he has a calling until caught in a compromising position.

There were no resources to fact-check those claimants in that era.

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Ayo081:
You just didn't know that it was God that gave (him) those words.

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Did God reveal this to you or you assumed?

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St. Paul's letters to the Corinthians, Ephesians, Galatians, Timothy, Titus, etc.

Na letter he write to address pressing issues.

How e come be word of God?

Christians are funny.

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Raymond0008:
Apply brake oil, just ask anyone for brake oil. There will be changes before next weekend.

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I think Brake oil contains sulphur. That's why.

@ Tycoon3:

That's eczema (specifically atopic dermatitis/seborrheic eczema)
Buy Nixoderm ointment (the tube) only and use on the affected areas. It will take about a month to clear. There is no quick fix.

Don't use hydrocortisone cream/ointment!
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SmartPolician:
Who has noticed that wealth is increasingly leaving the old generation? In the past, you had to be an old man to be wealthy, but that's not the case now.

Young people are changing the narrative. Our generation is smart - both positive (through hard work and innovation) and negative (Yahoo-yahoo).

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That's because you don't know.
These men here are in their 40s and some 50+

Ezego Ihiala started in his 20s. Ajudua, Joneb, Maurice, Ade Bende, etc were in their 30s. They started this level things. E-Money is Ezego's copycat but he no reach.

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Nigeria has no bargaining power in the global arena. Therefore, her economy is inconsequential. There is a big confusion in the fiscal and monetary policies of Buhari government. Presently, Nigeria is on autopilot.
It is sad that Nigeria is so grossly import-dependent that it cannot feed her citizens. Denial will not solve the problem.

Buhari till 2050! The second coming of Buhari mimicks his military junta in 1984. The same mistakes, the same promises, the same blame games.

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pocohantas:
Hello Nairalanders, I will like the house to judge this matter...

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As long as the candidate understands that the world does not revolve around your boss, he should be alright.

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Do you really want people to believe that you intend to pay the landlord? You couldn’t even make part payment with “a beg”.

If you can’t afford the rent, pack out. As situations change, people upgrade or downgrade. But you chose to do nothing. Ain’t nobody running a charity organization.

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So how do they recover money from chronic and shameless debtors because these tactics won’t work?

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When aunty finally walks the aisle after all hope is lost.

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FILEBE:
Who voted?

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Read again.

Voted by "well meaning Nigerians" residing in the fantasy kingdom of IgbereTV.

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Impressive!

If this were to be Anambra, they will ask her to vie for the gubernatorial position and use it as a campaign slogan. Philanthropy has become suspicious.

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The same set of vultures that gave you Buhari are packaging another skeleton for sale. As predicted, some ethnic jingoists are already supporting him. Tomorrow they will start blaming the politicians who make less than 0.0001% of the population for the predicament they find themselves

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Lenny22:
I am a final year student of a popular Federal University. I'm not rich, neither am I broke. Of course, my present financial strength is average. I have a nice physical appearance and I consider myself as good looking.
I don't have the courage to approach girls that look exotic or sophisticated. By this, I'm talking about ladies with nice outfits, dope nails, expensive phones and wear expensive Perfumes. I wouldn't like embarrass myself, I just admire from afar but deep down, I want to date one.

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You should be seeking some advice on how to avoid those endless money pits.

Even when successful, avoid them like a plague.

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Afriqan:
No lie. But at least we're welcoming to other Africans. Except for the one time 'Ghana must go' issue, Nigeria has been a safe haven for most Africans, Liberians, Sierra Leonans, Togolese and Ghanaians are all living here without anyone disturbing them.

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That's because you don't know who is truly a Nigerian.

When was the last time you heard of Nigerian Immigration stopping anyone to ask for papers? In Nigeria, anything goes. That's why Malians, Nigeriens can easily come in through the porous borders and claim to be Hausa/Fulani and most people cannot tell the difference.

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Afriqan:
@TMKSouth

Big ups for reporting this here my man, but what's up with your countrymen and Xenophobia? Do they prefer white people to their own black brothers? Cos I don't see or hear them doing this to white folks, just their fellow Africans all the time. No disrespect intended, just a long-term observation.

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The same way Nigerians worship non-black Nationals in their country. Indians, Lebanese, etc are being treated like kings in Nigeria.

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Noble15:
Strictly for the wealthy.

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Strictly for the rich and wannabes.

Wealthy folks ain't got time for that.

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TimeTraveller:
The mumu here is you. Anuofia! You call Yorubas slaves and Hausas almajiri, yet you live there and say Biaflar. Nonsense.

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I am not the cause of your frustration.

Go and find something to eat.

Yoruba have derogatory names for Igbo people too. Deal with it.

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Good!

They kill soldiers. And when the soldiers capture them, they "refurbish" and release them back into the battlefield. They are deceiving themselves.

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TimeTraveller:
Ok

They want Biaflar, but they are in Alaba International Market, Afonja Republic.

Aswear, Igbos are hilarious.

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So all the Yoruba people living in UK, Canada, US, etc must return to Nigeria to remain Yoruba?

Some of you are daft.
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If the loan is already approved, why would they come to defend it?

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maureensylvia:
You're a fool
I curse you
Go and Mark it
Finally, I've used you as a scape goat
This your post will hunt you all the days of your life.
No human being will deliver you, they will refer you back to me.
Nairaland is a faceless forum... you don't know whom you're dealing with

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I am shaking!!!

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