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I guess they were on their way to kill everyone with AK-47 as ordered by the C-i-C.

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By next year, they will realize that the VP being dangled in their faces was a bait to reel them into the NLTP. By then, they must have sold out their people. A Governor is one person. It is idiotic for millions of indigenes to sit around and let an unscrupulous Governor sell them out for personal political interests. If the people in the SE, SW and SS let that happen, then they deserve all the death coming their way.

Poultry and pig farmers should start killing people too so that they will be offered free lands since Nigerian government loves to reward criminals instead of arresting, prosecuting and throwing them in prisons.

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The best punishment you can give to a man who snatches your wife is to let him keep her.

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vengertime:
God bless our supreme leader Mazi Nnamdi Kanu for keeping us safe from Fulani bandits.

Because Benin Republic is too far for us to run to and abandoned our land for Buhari and his militia bandits


We salute you sir

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They will come after you as soon as they get internet connection in Benin Republic.

Watch out.
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Perfecttouch:
The law is only for southwest and East...
If it were to be a southerner naw, buhari and his fellow cows would have ordered sanctions

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Lies!

It is the SW and SE leaders that follow silly orders to impress their masters...the Northern leaders no send.
Guess what? After this, people will not be dropping dead from Covid-19.

Ganduje will be pissed right now. Rejected in Kano; honoured in Sokoto. It seems the Northerners see themselves as one whereas Mbaise in Imo State rejected a Catholic bishop because he is from Anambra State. Go figure!
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Everester:
Call this thread anything u want, criticize, mark error, I don't care, I just need ur honest opinion, and pls no one should tell me to go make money.

We met some months ago, I got her contact, and u know the rest of this wooing tricks, but the issue is that she is always like I'm not interested and yet, each time we get to meet, she will like to know every details about me

If we talk on phone, she likes to know my current location, she even know some information about me, which I never disclose to her.

Call me a simp, I don't care, but naturally I'm not like this, I don't do this, I'm guided by my church rules, I'm not women freak, but I love her so much, the first time I saw her, I nearly lost my balance, I started having a breaking voice, when talking to her friends, I really love her, and no one should talk about any redpill here,

But today, I got frustrated, I was like, let's define this relationship, I'm not interested in all this ordinary friendship stuff, I didn't get close to u to have u as ordinary friend, I want us to date,
She was like this is all we can have together, friends!
But still, she won't stop interfering with my personal affairs,

Now I'm scared of not getting into friend zone, if u were me, will u try more to persuade her or u just leave her like that?

And pls, nobody should mention anything like "I'm the plan B" cos I know her so much, she is this churchy type, with strict doctrine, me getting her number sef, was a miracle,

So what do u think, am i been stylishly friendzone, or she is trying to forming hard to get and yet we won't stop talking about me.

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It is the most reliable SUCCESS test. If you are still wooing ladies, it is a clear indication that you haven't made it in life.

God is warning you through her but you refuse to listen.

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Good one pastor! All he has to do is arrange some goons to shoot Davido and his prophecy is fulfilled. More tithe in his basket

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Let the best person win. If you read the political manifesto of APC in 2015, you will think Nigeria will beat US and China. There is something about the political space in Nigeria that makes candidates very visionary only before winning or after their tenure. Once they get into the government, all visions disappear.

I am not holding my breath for any Nigerian politician. Most of their impressive speeches were most likely written by a team of speech-writers. There is no way the Buhari we know today was the architect or writer of the highly promising but false hope speeches he delivered in 2015.

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LauraClasikVibe:
Apart from money, what could make a young man pick up interest in a woman old enough to be his mother?

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The way she rides?

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Sophistication is defined as running to Benin Republic and allowing foreigners take over ancestral lands filled with abundant mineral resources.

Cowards die twice before death.

There is a problem when a whole Are Ona Kakanfo (War General ) becomes a mere wailer. . As a matter of urgency, our Yoruba brothers need to be saved and the first step is to crown Sunday Idogho the real Are Ona Kakanfo. Gani Adams is tired.
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Romanoff:
You see those "fans" that contributed for this nonsense, you'd be surprised they have family members who are starving.


Yeye dey smell.

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"Fans" could be one "Chief"


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360degreess:
Aren't you people tired of wailing?
on the issue of ESN, keep deceiving yourselves.ESN are only active on social media because of your type.. Herdsmen are still in charge of your Forests..

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How is life in Benin Republic?

The funny thing is the assumption that those with AK-47 are sitting around waiting to be shot. Gun is equally dangerous at the hands of the military and bandits alike. That's why military men are being killed like flies by bandits everyday.


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Queenlovely:
27 Years old and yet to be married.

See my children, I have to tell you this as an old woman, Take your future into your hands, the future is not bright in this country..

27 years old is a married woman in Europe. but in Nigeria you are just waiting for jamb result.

most of you want to get married at 30, yet you don't see how possible that is, considering your current income.

Travel out of this shithole

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In Europe and other reasonable places, if you have a kid and cannot take care of the baby, the government gives you monthly stipend. You can file for unemployment benefits if you lose your job. Who takes care of ladies in Nigeria if they end up in a miserable situation considering the high unemployment (with no benefits)?

Marriage? I guess they should marry themselves.

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Why do people celebrate buying a car?

Is it such a big deal? I see many posts about someone buying a car.

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kokaneprodigy:
Hi guys, I currently have a little above 5M in naira idle and I would want to put it into a business/trade. Something with good yield and room for expansion. Basically something I can grow. I don't want to invest it in bit coin/crypto or mutual funds ( i already have investment in those for easy liquidation).
every idea is welcome, thanks.

Please don't DM me.

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If you have N5m and come to Nairaland for business ideas, I will take it that you are not serious because what works for A may not work for B.

Sit down and think about your interests or business opportunities around you, put in the work to learn and go from there. There is no such thing like a business you will put X amount to make Y amount. Every business has room for growth and good yield if you apply the right equation. The equation is why A grows while B fails. You are not even giving yourself a room for failure which is very likely.

Why not expand on whatever gave you the N5m in the first place.
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Whoever invented makeup should be globally acknowledged and immortalized. Global holiday in her name wouldn’t be out of order.

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Of course it is rape.

At what point would women start taking responsibilities for their actions? When a man fails to pay up after sex and absconds, it automatically becomes rape instead of a breach of oral contract. No pun intended.

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Buhari moved from Change to Next Level.

Nigerians are already campaigning for their oppressors cum looters like Orji Kalu, Tinubu, El Rufai or Atiku to mount the saddle and move them to Next Next Level.

I am enjoying the tragi-comedy called Nigeria and her infinite number of mor.ons.

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Jommyjommy:
Good morning all, dear naira landers all i request for is someone should please assist with job placement for my husband as i am a contract staff with two kids its been God grace that is sustaining us, he lost his job during last year .. God sent should please ask me to send his CV. God bless my helper. I am also open to job opportunity. God bless you

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Job assistance for your husband when you didn't specify his area of specialty?

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Religion, motivational speeches, laptop, cryptocurrency, etc.

Can you name one good thing Nigerians have not abused almost to the point of being a criminal by association?

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I like those who think this issue is about ranching. We have poultry farms, snail farms and fish ponds. At what point did cattle and cows become the most important of all to warrant this much attention to the point that the government of the day is willing to expend money on private enterprises?

It is about land grabbing. The Fulani people are historically unfriendly guests. Those who sacrifice their lands today will cry tomorrow. Everywhere in the world, governments destroy criminals. No pampering, no negotiations. But in Nigeria the reverse is the case and the moronic citizens are making excuses for a colluding government.

From IBB-Abacha-Abubskar-OBJ-Yar'Adua-GEJ, only until recently have Fulani people become more daring and making idiotic demands even to the point of becoming the spokespeople of Buhari's government. Yet some otherwise educated people believe that ranching is the problem. How were they surviving and living peacefully all these years? Recently Bala of Bauchi said it out loud and clear about the clandestine move to relocate every Fulani to Nigeria. Oh well...let others keep making excuses and accommodating marauders.

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Alexgman1:
My so called fiancee is fond of giving out her number without stress or restrain to any man who ask from her. I noticed this anonying and dis-respectful habit since last year December.

Different people (male) will call her anytime and mostly late in the evening or midnight and she would still pick their calls in my presence, talk softly, smile and even laugh out loud at their jokes and sweet words.

She has given out her contact to guys on facebook, on the streets, in the vehicle, eatery, church, place of work, market, you name it and they disturb her every now and then because of her extreme fairness, beauty, elegance, prettiness and sexy shape. I have endured and tolerated so much for long and am loosing my patience and value for her. All that comes out of her is; "Am i jealous?"

Pls what should i do?

Warn her seriously?

Quit the relationship? Or

Continue to observe and keep quiet?

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This is another proof that not anyone with a p3nis is a man.

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Wike's case is like watching the celebrity that owes you money doing giveaways online.

Didn't he recently donate millions of naira to Sokoto government?

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Falana can argue all he wants. If the State wants the money, they should have pursued it. Finder's keeper. Giving the money to Delta State government is as good as giving it back to Ibori. Until UK government stepped in, Delta State courts cleared Ibori of any wrongdoing. Go figure!
While we practice what we learned from oyibo in any field, we should never forget to apply common sense.
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And the idiota knelt down.

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bloggerblogger2:
YOU MAY AGREE OR DISAGREE.

A 100K monthly salary earner in Nigeria is better than a 400K monthly salary earner in the United States.

The luxury lifestyles some of us live here with 100K, cannot sustain us a day over there. We can’t try such in US and save a dim.

Some of our annual rent here is weekly/ monthly rent over there. Can you pay over 100K naira monthly house rent with 400K monthly salary here in Nigeria? You can’t do that, but you don’t have a choice over there. You pay or kicked out of the house.

Some of our people over there are becoming wiser now. They don’t mind sleeping on the streets, work for at least 5-10yrs, move back to Nigeria with their savings. You cannot survive with 100M living comfortably a year over there. Tax go finish you up. But you can live large with 100M for 5yrs or more here in Nigeria depends on your lifestyles tho.

You don’t pay unnecessary tax here. But in foreign countries you pay almost everything.
In naija you can own 10 cars..not in the United States because you pay for packing space for each car. You get the point now?

Some of our people in diaspora, once they earn $10K in a month or so, depends on the job, they’d send $9K down to their Nigeria account and keep $1K for their upkeep. Some would buy lands and build houses for rent or some other businesses.
If you don’t do that, you’d work all your life and come back with nothing. Those of you on this method are wise. But becareful of the people you send your money to here. Trust no one! Get a trustworthy lawyer involved.

U can make unnecessary noise or play loud music here. You can’t try such over there and not find yourself in police cell.

So you see….We are privileged here. We only need to get bad political leaders off the way. By getting involved in politics, national, state, LGA and community affairs. That’s how American youth you admire, do.

They don’t just fold hands, wailing and waiting for a miracle. They debate, disagree, challenge, involved and create. You get the point now?

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I agree 100%

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There will be only 1 President and 1 VP. But the cabals are busy dangling it infront of every Harry to ensure loyalty and silence in midst of anarchy.

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They should release him immediately.

Even the police will be looking at OPC members like idiotas. Let's see if the politicians they tried to impress with peaceful disposition can save them from years of awaiting trial in Kuje prison.

Amateurs! Thank God ESN is not daft.

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We don't care about launching in the SE.

We worry about completion.

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Why are they wasting scarce resources arresting them?

Amotekun is useless as has been shown by the Wakil's saga. OPC went with peace to a gun fight. They will learn the hard way. Wakil Dem no kill and will still serve long jail term. Gani Adams should be dethroned as Are Ona Kakanfo. Sunday Idogho is the real Are Ona Kakanfo.

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xodyq:
Good morning guys. Is it right for my landlord to give me 6months quit notice (on 8th march) when my rent will be due in 6months time (31st August)??

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That's a 6-month advance notice. It is not a quit notice but a friendly reminder as tenants are known to develop partial amnesia when their rent is due.

Good preemptive move by the landlord's team.

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Was Umahi, Ngige or Chime billionaires before they became governors? Yet they delivered.

This is for morons who think wealth is the main predictor of how well a Governor will perform. Rochas had it but looted more. Orji Kalu was equally bad.

The silly attachment to wealth is the main reason atrocities are happening in Igboland.
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