₦airaland Forum

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Imagine getting a call for financial assistance from someone who wants to travel back to Libya. Libya of all places. They want to embark on the journey now before Sahara gets too hot. It was one of the rare moments that I was too appalled to offer an advice.

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This life sef!

John Fashanu was like a god back in the days.


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I support the soldier.


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Does the guy look like someone you will entrust with N10k?

N200k? Wonders shall never end.

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Kenneth Copeland: The man is a cat with nine lives. There can't be financial scandal involving a church without Copeland's name. Disgraced many times but always find ways to start a new scheme.

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Don't blame the students, blame the society. Most emphasis are placed on titles, degrees, certificates.
Who doesn't want to be addressed as Chief(Mrs) Dr. Arch. Pharm Adeniyi Musa? So the schools are filling the void by
dashing out certificates and letting the students deal with the hard knocks of life themselves.

Nigeria is not developed enough for folks to thrive on social sciences. Everyone needs a skill, a marketable ones like IT, masonry, electrician,
automobile repair, etc. Fancy grammar hardly puts food on the table.


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That's why most assassinations in Nigeria are not mere coincidence. People see the result but not the act that preceded the process.

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delugajackson:
First of all, any pastor that requires you to kneel before him is fake. You can already see the level of brain-washing in that church occultic setting. That people have to kneel before a man with flesh and blood all because he claims to hear from God. Is that not stupidity? Religion has a way of taking away all sense of logical reasoning.

If you ever find yourself doing what you ordinarily wouldn't do for a pastor, then you are most likely a victim of manipulation and advanced mind control. Deception is power.

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People are worshipping money and not pastors. How many poor pastors do you see followers kneel down to greet? Poverty is a bastard. Everyone has a price except that Nigerians come too cheap. N1k or cups of rice...or worse, only the anticipation of favours will have them bend over backwards for any level of abuses.

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[quote author= post=78879308]The best Vice President in the history of Nigeria.

A good dad to his children and a wonderful hubby to his lovely, respectful wife.

The next president of Nigeria after our darling daddy BGG.

We love you sir.

More wisdom, knowledge and understanding to you.

God bless you and yours. [/quote]/
Monkey dey work; baboon dey chop..

All the shout outs and they still haven't remembered you. From Buhari to Osibanjo. Yet no show!

The ones in the know are enjoying Aso Rock and its perk without a single sentence.

Who said life is fair?

You and Airforce1 should contact Alexreports and Abagworo to learn how to wind politicians and people that matter.

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What is the Sit-At-Home supposed to achieve?

What is the goal?

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Nobody believes Marley will be sent to jail.

EFCC's message is loud and clear.

For one, it teaches fellas that when push comes to shove, you will be on your own.

Fans are there mainly to goad you to untimely death.

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Craigslists:
Lol

Violates which yeye Twitter rules??
So freedom of speech is now a crime on Twitter??

There are people with accounts displaying soft porn on Twitter... How many of their accounts Twitter don suspend??

People with Slavery mentality everywhere.

400 years of slavery... oyibo go pay taya.

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Go and study cases about freedom of speech as delivered by US Supreme Court (of course, all the rights we claim emanated from US). Freedom of speech has limitations. For example, it is a crime to falsely shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theater. You cannot joke about killing the President. Freedom of speech is why naira Marley said his take on Yahoo Yahoo. But after exercising his rights, the law stepped in to exercise its rights too. Let's see who has more rights: The law or naira Marley.

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You know the burden. Yet you borrowed to give to someone else?

Where do ladies meet all these weird men?

Human beings!!!

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Congratulations on business registration?


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Hausa-Fulani politicians don't play around.

They use gullible southern politicians to destroy one another, then come in and enjoy the bounty.

From Okorocha, Amechi, Oshiomhole....all the way to Tinubu, the disgraceful exit will be same.

Next Level will be interesting. No permanent friends but permanent interests.

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Talk is cheap.

All the "Free Naira Marley" fans have gone mute.

He will bear his cross alone.

Learn to keep your mouth shut if nothing sensible will come out of it.

Silence is golden.

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N20k per bundle x 5 == N100k.

What's the big deal?

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GleesMODEL:

When they come for their own, they take everything and everyone with them.

E too sweet na im dey kill pass.
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Abagworo can always switch to PDP if and only if Mbaise clan will let him.

His sycophantic experience cannot be allowed to waste.

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Give the construction to an engineer.

But if you must, make a relative a supervisor.

Then find an enemy of your relative and make him the supervisor of your relative.

Those two will be busy bickering while work goes on unhindered.

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Why not stay away from Honda cars?

It is not a rocket science but common sense.

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State police is not good. Vigilante groups are preferable.

I wonder what Kogi State Police command will be like under Yahaya Bello. Naysayers better not enter Kogi.

NPF needs reformation. NPF is not the problem. They are the products of the society. Nigeria is messed up. It is idiotic to single out NPF in the mess called Nigeria. Go to police stations and see how they live like animals. Then they give them guns and expect them to act civilized. Nemo day quod non habet.

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Olamide talked. Davido talked. They walked.

Naira Marley has been shown that all animals are not equal.

The tongue: Small but mighty.

Trouble: Easy to walk in; difficult to walk out.

He has just learned the hard way. Just a little shake down.

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JKisOK:
The way suicides have made it first choice, Sniper insecticide may just be attracting unhealthy attention from the authorities. Many Nigerians committing suicide have taken to gulping down the substance, with a highly fatal result.

Relatively new in the market, Sniper appears to have been formulated along the line of Otapiapia, which was also a local anti-pest solution. Otapiapia also in the 1980s and 1990s became a favourite suicide tool, especially in the South-East. Sniper seems to have taken over.

Should the government clamp down on Sniper, it may be shutting down a good business, resulting in job losses, investment trapping, with wide implications for those servicing and benefiting down the product's supply chain.

But this raises several questions.

Is there an iron-clad case to call for banning the production and sales of Sniper?

Does Sniper account for the majority of deaths and is Sniper the only way out for people bent on committing harakiri?

Should the manufacturers of Sniper be blamed for the abuse of their highly effective insecticide?

What will happen should Sniper be banned and depressed and desperate people embrace some other solutions?

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Sniper is a case of one million ways to die choose one. When there is a will, there is a way.


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Old story.

She opened a clinic.

What is the big deal?

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Everyone's destiny is different.

But if you have the opportunity, relocate. Even if it is for the experience.

Even with a big salary, Nigeria is a place not fit for human habitation. Everyone that thought they had it good in Nigeria were amazed at life on the other side when they visit. Iron sharpens iron.

Nigeria dulls the brain.

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6th wife?

All the merriment will stop once she puts to bed.

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kallmemrB:
Sometimes this people makes Africa feels like we are not in the same planet... Is like imagining Heaven

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Nigeria is still back in stone age. That is a 5th world country.

If you need a real lesson about Nigeria, take a bike from 2nd Rainbow bus stop to TinCan 1st gate. Yep. That's a good source of revenue to the government. See how they treat it.

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If payment schedule is that important to you, you have no business going for a loan.

Interest and premium are the two most important things you must know. These two will automatically fix the schedule

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Mathew 7:13

"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it."

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Of course, he carts the tithes he scammed from others in a trailer load to bloat his personal bank accounts.



F00ls and their money are easily parted. I bet you the God's account he claims to deposit his tithe bears the name David Oyedepo or a corporate account that he controls.

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It depends on the stage you are in life.

Be an investor. But also enjoy your money.

If you keep saving and investing without enjoying the fruits of your labor, your ward may dispose off all your invested assets in less than three years after your demise. There are many supposedly wealthy family who started living in penury after the breadwinner died.

Go figure!

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