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There are people who jubilate when their pastors buy expensive cars or private jet. They believe that by identifying with the pastors, divine blessings will follow then, just a matter of time. What an argumentative fallacy! They continue to live in penury until providence smiles on them through their own hardwork . That is...after they realize that God is not operating a call center. Do you mean there are no calls to answer? Oh well.

The more educated a Nigerian is, the more gullible s/he becomes.

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Uyi168:
One thing I know is that no sane man will deliberately want to be jobless..
Na condition make crayfish bend..

And it's suicide to think about marriage when u are jobless..

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There are jobs.

But not the kind an entitled Nigerian graduate wants to do. They prefer air-conditioned offices where their output could be minimal.

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Jaqenhghar:
Blah blah blah blah.
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Since you know its a business whays your business how people practice it

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Because of knuckleheads like you that will hand over your money and keep waiting for God to pick your "call" instead of being a productive member of the society.

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chiedu7:
This Comedian certainly does not know the bible as most Nigerians.

When Jesus was talking of how people got solution to their problems, like the blind getting to see.

Jesus solution for the poor was not tithes but the gospel.


Matthew 11:5
The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.


Surely if tithes could solve poverty,wouldn't Jesus have recommended it?

If tithes could solve problems then Jesus died in vain.

Tithes is the old testament,based on works.

New Testament is based on Grace sealed in the blood of Jesus.

The New Testament is better than the old Testament.

Hebrews 12:24
And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than that of Abel.

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If tithe could solve poverty, Nigeria will be in G10.
But she is still close to the bottom in all indices of a failed society. Go figure! Folks are enriching other individuals' accounts believing they are giving to God. Oh well. God doesn't have GTB, UBA nor First Bank accounts. If you check well, the owner of the account is Adeboye, Oyedepo, Okotie, Suleiman and other Jesus' name hustlers. Bill Gates, Warren Buffets of this world give to charity without threat of hell fire.

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Jaqenhghar:
See how you are contradicting yourself. In one sentence you condemn them and call them scammers then in the same post you claim good christians should emulate them. Na who do you like this nah.
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Your problem is comprehension. Next time I will write in Yoruba with Ekiti accent if that helps.

Key note: The pastors don't believe what they preach. Just like them, try to understand that christianity is a business venture. They will never walk into danger intentionally to impress a Jewish man. Yep! That's how you emulate them in order to live to enjoy the fruits of your labour.

Got that?
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What a m0ron?

Let Oyedepo, Adeboye, Okotie, Suleiman, etc organize evangelism in Borno state first before anyone will endanger his life because of evangelism.

There are some reasons why these scammers do not include Boko-infested areas in their itinerary? Who then will enjoy their worldly loot when the inevitable happens if they dare walk into the lions' den?

Be a good christian; think like the pastorpreneurs. I know they don't believe what they preach. But they have to because it swells their bank accounts balances.

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Show me a man who believes tithe is working for him and I can prove that he has no confidence in his abilities. Nigeria is the world capital of charlatans.
That's why there is dearth of professionals in Nigeria. Once they cross the high seas, they drop the toga of "believers" and focus to develop themselves intellectually and professionally -- which is what counts.

Life is full of ups and downs. Things may or may not work. That's the reality and explains why other options exist. If a plan doesn't work, dont blame a fictitious enemy. If it works, don't give glory to the money swindled by omnivorous pastors.

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Richdad50:
Never marry a woman with a tattoo. Every drawing on her body represents the maps of hurt and self rejection. If she can reject her body, she can disgrace you anywhere.

Richdad

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One of the most brilliant statements in centuries.

Tattoos: The visible guide to the hidden trauma inside.

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Possibly a 360 deal which is the current industrial standard.

Tiwa's career problems have just started.

Unless it is a distribution deal, seasoned artists are running away from record deals. Even if her song ends up in Billboards Top 10, she aint gon see a dime in her account.


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The wife threatening to break someone's head doesn't sound like a victim. Just saying. Why would she stay if he had been maltreating her from day one? The video is self-indictment.
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It is called social media....not private media.

Anything published goes to the court of public opinion. If you can't stand the heat, then keep your personal life private.

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The only people against corruption are the ones who have no opportunities to loot nor have any foreseeable opportunity to loot. Corruption is already a Nigerian culture. Given an opportunity, social justice warriors in Nigeria turn out worse than tyrants. Take a look at Charly Boy.

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Let me get this...if he pays the 30 months salaries-in-arrears, they will vote for him again?

4 years is 48 months. That will be salary they will never collect. Some things are better negotiated with fists. There is always the first time for everything.

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This is why I trust Hausa people. One person would have taken one for the team.

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Marrying a 75-yrs old man means she is a gold-digger and grave-digger combined.

One heart attack on top of her, and her job is done.

6 million ways to die. And oga chose a fresh apple. Abacha will be laughing in his grave just about now.

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Nonsense. Who believes this level of lies?

If Boko Haram fighters are paid $3k daily, the Nigerian military personnel will join Boko Haram in a heartbeat.

The man is trying to push up the budgetary allocation for security so that they will have larger pot to loot from. That's all.

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delugajackson:
Take a moment and check your account balance and then ask yourself if there's any single reason you should give a fvck about something that doesn't add a single kobo to your bank account.

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I followed...until the account balance.

Boko Haram doesn't add a single kobo to my account. But if i hear that they have crossed River Niger, I will really give a fvck.

I guess it is not always about money. Is it?

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sooperrescue:
na roof we dey call am. Yes, we do that in the workshop

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All na d same---matter of semantics.

Are you guys close to Ikeja?

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sooperrescue:
What is a headliner?

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When you get into any car, look up. There is a fabric material that covers the inside of the roof a car. This material is known to sag over time and may need replacement. That is a headliner.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjlVxZwZ1C4


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They closed your branch because the offering wasn't much?

Yep. Some buffoons think it is about heaven, hell, salvation.

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From PH airport to Elele all the way to the boundary with Imo state is littered with police and paramilitary checkpoints. I suspect collusion and collaboration.


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amlos007:
Go to bed mate.What do you know about BMW cars? It you have the right mechanic you will enjoy your BMW. BMW is not for street mechanic to toy with.

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You just answered your question.

Keep flushing it down BMW or toilet. All na waste.

Stop wasting money on lemons.

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Sooperrescue:

Do you know anyone that replaces headliners in Lagos?

Quality work is a big concern.

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The good thing about this thread is that it shows prospective car owners what it takes to own one. Buying a car is one thing, keeping the car running is the Next Level.

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picaso313:
please which is the best bmw to buy from 2008 down to 2016

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You mean...

Which is the best problem to buy from 2008 down to 2016?

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It is almost impossible for an honest person running SME to be profitable in Nigeria.

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She has every right to be happy. Good or bad, she is the only one who stands to gain from this weird relationship.


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zlantanfan:
I watched the MP's on house of commons in UK throughout the brexit issues, they are so engrossed in national issues that some barely have seat to sit down cos every MP is present finding solutions.


Same seriousness in USA parliament, but in Nigeria a particular senator priority is on his luxury cars with the effontry to warrant why it's under reported.



All these for a government official representing a third world country where such luxury goes a long way to help



I blame those who have urged this on because a senator chooses to be the clown that amuses them

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Blame the tax authorities.

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franchasng:
Lol

In reality behind scene, Dangote might not actually be the richest man in Nigeria and Africa.

Some people have raw cash hidden somewhere or disguised with 3rd parties, that may exceed Dangote's total net worth

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Dangote is the richest in Africa/Nigeria according to Forbe's list. Others do not meet the criteria to be considered. For example, PEPs (Politically Exposed Persons) are automatically exluded which is why a name like Vladimir Putin (arguably the richest man) is not on the list.

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The Senate has shown that 1 Briton's life is greater than hundreds of Nigerian lives.

"We are all equal "Says the delusional Nigerians when white lives matter. Your Senate has shown you the way.

When next you see a whiteman or woman, just bow down to your masters.

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Shift of allegiance is usually abrupt.

My people! My people!!

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What a big slap to Nigeria Medical Association!



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