₦airaland Forum

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Asari is full of his bullshit.

Is Asari a mortal? Yes. Then he is nothing. He bleeds and will die like every mortal if cornered. Even Don Wanny and his brother thought they were powerful and invicible.

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This is what happens when you get rid of a specie's natural predators.

Okada riders would have solved this problem.

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Webar2018:
bro you must understand that not everybody have 'the I will need to sell later it later mentality ` it has nothing to do with having much money ..people like us don`t enjoy selling something that is OURS .. we hope to acquire more , I don`t mostly consider the second hand value of things before I buy them because I don`t want to know .... I like what I like and I want what I want

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Of course.
The concept of money is alien to most people. As long as you are able to stay afloat, all is fair. To the ones like you who can afford it, why not? We need the economy sailing and money circulating. But the fellas that abandon their expensive cars at mechanic workshops for months or even years know how far. It gets worse when it is a brand new car and the dealership cannot figure out what is wrong. Talk about being screwed.

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Buying a fancy or luxurious car is the worst way to "waste" money. Once you pay and drive it off the lot, you are down at least 10% in a few minutes. In Nigeria, once a car is registered, there goes another 20%. Unless you live in a good part of Lagos or Abuja, the bad roads/Keke/damfo will show the car shege. Some buy exotic cars they drive once in a month. Can billionaires do this? Sure! But it sucks watching freshly-minted musicians or actors wasting money this way only to turn around and beg money for illness.
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When I say that a typical black man has no functional brain nor sense of self-worth, folks will beg to disagree.

Instead of looking for internal solutions plaguing the nation, Nigeria runs around looking for other races/people to come and lead her when they have all it takes to be great. What is the meaning of education in Nigeria?

Borrow. Buy. Sign. At no point will one hear invent, think, produce as a lingo in Nigeria.

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The list is incomplete.

Please compile a list of Nigerians working in all the component corporations of Dow Jones Industrial, S&P500 and NASDAQ.


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It could be one of the conditions given to the driver by his jazzman.
Don't underestimate how diabolical and superstitious some people can be. Perhaps he was given something to make him disappear (?) in case of an accident and a woman in the front seat is the antidote.

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So any car she takes pictures with automatically belongs to her. People complain about social media hype and lies. The fact is that viewers are the ones fheeding their own fantasy. Didn't she take a picture inside a private jet? I wonder why they didn't say she bought the jet.

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Some slowpoke was gloating because his pastor embarked on real estate development that he'd sell out to his congregation for profit. Business is business. If it ain't charity, selling in the name of Jesus should be left out of it .

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Enugu to Kaduna: N5000
Kaduna to Angwan Rogo: N350 x 2 = N700
Kaduna to Enugu: N5000

Bride price & Expenses: 20 lashes of koboko.

1 tube of hydrocortisone 1mg N2500
1 week supply Motrim (for pain) : N3000

Amount to nurse to dress wounds: N3,000
Banana: N400
Groundnut: N100
La Casera: N300
1 Alomo bitter: N600

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TOTAL: N21,600
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It is funny seeing the man driving down Sunset Boulevard in his convertible and knowing that somewhere (Nigeria included) some people are bowing down and worshipping his pictures. The same suckers would turn around and call others "idolaters"

Be informed that Robert Powell is just an actor. He is not Jesus Christ. Neither is Jim Caviezel. Africans should stop looking for a whiteman to worship.

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obagoriola:
Yes it has come to stay

Canaan city has come to stay . The church of God is marching on and the gate of hell shall not prevail.

I visited Canaan city today and it was whaooooo. Indeed it was a city in the wilderness. I saw a governor who purchased one of the duplex driving out the estate. It was heaven on earth. Thank God its meant for only our members. The houses are affordable. Your level determines where you stay. Good roads and 24hours electricity. Haters and family of daddy freeze keep living in darkness of Nigeria.

Am a candidate of heaven.

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Nice!

It still doesn't change anything. The question remains if the man is an astute businessman buying and selling in the name of God
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If he is a man of God out to win souls for Christ.

You are gloating over material acquisitions (not charity ) which pastorpreneurs have made the bedrock of their motivational speeches laced with Christ to deceive the gullible members. The problem I have with modern day Nigerian Christians is that they center God's blessings only on tangible materials. You are already invoking "haters" as if you are in competition with yourself.

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Kalapizim:
economy tickets vary from 20k to 28k now.

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How much for attachment seat?

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Acehart:
John 1:1-4
In the beginning was the Word (Christ Jesus), and the Word (Christ Jesus) was with God, and the Word (Christ Jesus) was God. He (Christ Jesus) was in the beginning with God. All things were made through Him (Chris Jesus), and without Him (Christ Jesus) nothing was made that was made. In Him (Christ Jesus) was life, and the life was the light of men.

Colossians 1:15-16
He (Christ Jesus) is the image of the invisible God. For by Him all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers. All things were created through Him and for Him.

Hebrews 1:1-2
God, who at various times and in various ways spoke in time past to the fathers by the prophets, has in these last days spoken to us by His Son (Christ Jesus), whom He has appointed heir of all things,through whom also He made the worlds;

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I guess you are writing your own Bible. The name in parentheses is your interpretation and not in the Bible. The books of Colossians and Hebrews contain letters written to the two groups per the religion the authors were marketing. That's not a valid position of authority.
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lovelyronke20:
Actor Yul Edochie has taken to his Twitter page to condemn comedians that are making jokes of Christ's last hours.

He said:

Seen a couple of comedians making a joke out of the last hours of Jesus Christ.
It is wrong.
Totally unacceptable.
Even if you have no respect for anyone at all, certainly not your maker.
Fear and respect our Lord Almighty, our creator, Lord Jesus Christ.


https://gistchic.com/making-jokes-of-christs-last-hours-is-wrong-actor-yul-edochie-tells-comedians/

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When did Jesus Christ become our creator?


Just curious...Am I reading the wrong Bible?

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They can increase it to N100k/month.

Quoting numbers is easy. But getting alert at the end of the month is the real test.

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https://www.mysalaryscale.com/blog/salary-shell-total-mobil-schlumberger-chevron-nlng/

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I could be wrong.

But I doubt oil companies will pay Nigerian workers higher than their counterparts in US. Even the ultimate Wall Street doesn't pay this much. The data is bogus. Perhaps, the OP doesn't know the meaning of "entry level"
So Total has maxed out entry level salary at $33k while Conoco is $99k.
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Job openings: Try your luck

https://www.myjobmag.com/jobs-by-industry/oil-and-gas

LilMissFavvy:
Nope, not uncomfortable at all, I can give you facts with biblical backups, but I dont see a need to deviate. Pls if you aren't a believer, give your life to Christ, God is real, I have reasons fr saying so.

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My life belongs to God.

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LilMissFavvy:
Hmm, why do you deviate from what was discussed earlier? At this point I rest my case o, because I dont like this God is a male or female issue o.

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Uncomfortable right? It falls within the realm of our ignorance about God. You just proved it. We are scared of facing the truth or worse, that our shared beliefs are balderdash.

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Jagaban that is barely hanging on to 3 out of 6 states in the SW. Mallams up North will betray him while SE/SS are no go areas for him.

The followers are just goading him to open his purse.

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Good try.

But the mechanism is a simple concept which is available on YouTube. That's what those syringes are for. Go figure!

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LilMissFavvy:
Yeah, at the sound of a gunshot one's gotta run for safety cuz no one wants to die Young, especially when you have not fulfilled destiny.But anyone who doesn't mind dying young can stay behind. All men are mortals. Nothing like speculation here o, or you think if more faithfuls make heaven God will send them to hell........?

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I don't know. You don't know.

But instead of admitting that we are both ignorant, you decided to make it up as you go. Will God send them away? Ask him or her. The biggest surprise will be to find out that God is a woman. Don't you think?

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LilMissFavvy:
Funny you. Well, God is capable to expand the size of heaven if more faithfuls can make heaven. If you are a Christian, don't let the different doctrines discourage you, pick one from the several which you mentioned above and practice, while your Bible serves as your guide as well. Dats my point.

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God didn't tell you that he will expand the size of heaven. You just reduced it to mere speculation. Do you know what God is thinking? Thought like this is what gave rise to multiple denominations in Christianity.

Speculation! Speculation!! Speculation!!!

You cherish heaven but a gunshot at ABC street, everyone runs away because they don't want to go to heaven. If Christians sincerely believe in heaven, they can't wait to be martyrs. Most people are in it because of the fear of missing out if it turns out to be true. Otherwise, they don't give a crap.

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LilMissFavvy:
Yeah too many doctrines, hence the proper thing to do is choose the doctrine which you feel is the truth, your Bible is available to guide as well.

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The more you read the Bible, the more you stay away from Christianity. There are too many contradictions.

The Bible says in Rev. 14:1-4 that only 144,000 faithfuls will make it to heaven. Really? The only people redeemed from the earth. Let the Bible be your guide? Oh well.

At this juncture, feel free to twist, wrap and embellish this verse to fit your narratives. That's Christianity for you.

It doesn't help that most Christians have never read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation. The pastors pick the verses they want to harp on, read it and the brainwashing starts.

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Mehn...it sucks to be an employee.


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Learn from the naivety of his predecessor by figuring out the most effective way to water down the influence of the kingmaker.

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It is one of those debates that needs no intervention.

Africa is El Dorado.

Akon, we concur.

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Where is the excitement?

This is excitement


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-vY_KhNsFI


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When is the best time to take a suppository?


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How idiotic to let the rules purportedly set in about 2000 years ago be the guiding principle in this day and age? We have many denominations in Christianity because people started picking holes in the book of coercion called Bible. The Bible is a collection of history, stories, fantasy, proverbs, erotica, letters, predictions and revelation. Any bias formed can be confirmed in the Bible. How do you change the mindset of someone who had been indoctrinated and programmed with the Bible since childhood? Therein lies the problem. The same way it is difficult to convince Muslims, Buddhists, etc otherwise. A religion that claims to be the truth and only truth yet finds it difficult to unite on a common ground is a fraud. The division in Christianity is too embarrassing to take it serious. Catholics vs Protestants vs Baptists vs Methodist vs Pentecostal vs Evangelical vs Lutheran vs Adventist...and on and on. There are differences that gave rise to the multiple denominations. Too many freaking doctrines.

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At N18k/month salary, the Kogi State government owed 6 months salaries-in-arrears. Calculate how many months she will owe at the current rate of N30k/month. (20 points)


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Nobody knows.

A few people may try to vomit what someone told them as a fact. Did the purveyors die and witness it? No! Only figments of their imagination or worse, thwarted misinterpretation and misrepresentation of the Bible.

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